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  • Ted Haggard is an asshole and religion is a poison

  • Holy shit.. And the audience fucking laughed. Fuck that hypocritical asshole.

  • For all my gays who think that all christians think like this. . . they do not.

  • What a useless, hypocritical, con-artist douchebag!

  • I'm not gay, but I'm curious how gay people would handle something like this. I really hate homophobes, but only start shit if it's real life. A guy like this is just so...fuckin' stupid I wouldn't give a fuck about ANYTHING he said. Even IF being gay was bad and a sin (which it isn't), I would much rather be gay than a hate mongering dumbass like this, even if I had my own flock of dumbass hate mongering followers

  • Why do these twats always ask for money?

  • He doesn't bash gays. He just says he thinks it's wrong on the basis of what the bible says.

  • @tool2342 He was caught! The Crime: Paying male prostitutes for sex and snorting crystal meth.

  • @ilikeitfunkee I know he was, I heard about it I'm an atheist, I'm not even bothered. I'm just pointing out that he wasn't going round being out right nasty about gays, just pointing out that the bible says it's wrong, so for that reason, so did he. He also thinks what he did is wrong, and openly admits it. I personally have no problem with gayness, all animals have homosexuals, not just humans, I think it is a natural part of life, for some to prefer same sex mates.

  • @tool2342 The bible does bash gays, and is generally fucked up as it is.

  • It's funny, cuz he's gay.

  • Wow what a fuckin loser. He is on the downlow and making fun of those jus like him.

  • The Bible is clear on this subject, Haggard knows this. He knows that he is living in SIN, end of story. He needs to get his heart right with Jesus.

  • @preacherJ60 Troll account or... wierd? Did you even read the bible?

  • @Blasthood YES!!! I have read the Bible, and the Bible makes it clear that homosexual relationships are an abomination. Have YOU read the Bible? I have, I suggest YOU do the same!!!

  • @preacherJ60 The bible says a lot of things, doesn't mean they're applicable IRL you dumb twat.

  • @preacherJ60 it also says shirp and pork is an abomination too. omg were all doooooooooomed.

  • @preacherJ60 go snort meth and pay a man for sex just like this man.

  • Ted loves meth and gay hookers!

  • METH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Man created god to explain the unexplained. Nothing more.

  • @CaptainAwesomeoh13 good qoute..

  • He seems like an evil arrogant hypocrite. Sorry Ted.

  • @gtrville89 Sounds like you don't like the guy.

  • Lol he was smoking crack and sleeping with gay hookers..god one Ted

  • gtrville89 haggard isn't the only one in the closet by the sounds of things.

  • There is only one apropriate attitude when dealing with the hypocritical religious folk

    and that is,

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!PSSSE­EEHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Im sorry Ted I'd love to stay and talk but i gotta go score Puerto Rican chicks and blow.

  • didn't this turd get caught in a hotel room boning two dudes?

  • I hereby nominate Ted Haggard for a Guinness World Record under the category 'biggest hypocrite through all of history'.

    He won't be beaten until Fred Phelps is caught with a knob in him.

  • @schmobot

    You know in Louis Theroux' documentary when Fred Phelps disappears upstairs to go onto the internet? I wonder how much of his "research" is spent trawling gay porn.

  • Shortly after this he had a three year long gay sex and crystal-meth fuelled relationship with a male prostitute.

    You're a man of integrity Ted Howard.

  • charismatic (however, I find him to be comical in his antics....)...... does not mean truth.....

  • Must be awkward, huh, Ted?

  • this man is a true christian.

  • 220 did send him $1,000 and they can't get it back !

  • Who the fuck cares what the bible says?

  • @Ricterax most Christians and stupid people...mostly stupid people, though.

  • i have nothing against peoples relions and thier beliefs but this guy is a hypocrite

  • Now is when all the Christians will say "well he hasn't a TRUE Christian!" Hilarious!

  • 1 Corinthians 14:34 women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says.

    Seems legit.

  • the ''we decided the bible is the word of god'' quote says it all really.

    you don't decide what's true and what's not.

  • @RuniJensen define "true".

  • @nihilofilia true as in historically correct.

  • And he got caught buying meth from a gay escort... LOL

  • he is the devil. watch out!!!

  • well, well, well....if it ain't the dope smokin' dick suckin' faggot Ted Haggard!  you disgusting maggot

  • Spoken like a true christian. I mean hypocrite. Ahh hell, what's the difference anyway? Maybe he is like "Papal Chaff" to take the heat off of catholic priests? Nahh, he's just a friggin' idiot.

  • was he preachin to himself

  • Fag hag- The crystal queen

  • I enjoy the irony that is Ted Haggard's existance. A homophobic bisexual pastor is priceless.

  • Sorry guys, but this guy is a serial killer! It is in his eyes, he is not all there!

  • @PokerPlum I'm an American, and I realize it. I am very ashamed of that...and constantly have to battle this lunacy.

    It is truly embarrassing.

  • So did mr. Faggard fuck some dude in the ass, or what he TAKING IT in the ass? If he was taking it, then that really is just.......bahaahahahahaha

  • His superiority complex is what makes him an asshole. his sexuality & drug use are his business. good con artist though.

  • Marrying someone you don't love is a sin. Being denied the opportunity to marry someone you love is a sin. Marrying someone you love is the most wonderful thing in the world. It's not about sex, it's not about procreation. It's about equality.

    Our day will come, and we won't ever return to the "good ol' days" of government-sanctioned discrimination.

    You need no Bible to know equality is right. You will need a Bible to desperately convince others that equality is wrong.

  • @mdmusil I agree...for the most part. But, marriage is about more than just equality (you may have been referring to something else.) Marriage is of course about love, passion, attachment, and fulfillment.

    However, you are completely right, otherwise. As Martin Luther King Jr. said; "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice."

    Very well put.

  • @undisputedgreatest Marrying is NOT about "a meal ticket". Marrying is also not about "making babies".

    If LOVE is missing, the marriage is a lie. MANY people are in such false marriages, yet NOBODY (particilarly the ultra-religious) seem to have any issues with those lies.

    The ONLY "wrong" marriage these religious nuts keep going on and on about is that between two men or two women. Their priorities are simply not there.

    This turns people OFF religion, NOT off gay marriage equality!

  • Ted Faggard

  • The Bible says that two men art not lay together mmmhm.

    But I don't think the good Lord would send you to hades.

    -Carl from slingblade.

  • Can anyone say....... HYPOCRITE

    bahahahahhahaha.

  • It's all projection - you can't deal with your own demons so you project them on others. Another example is so-called "Dr" Marcus Bachmann !

  • HE IS A MONEY WHORE.........HAHAHA

  • Do all Americans believe in fairy's and that fucking stupid book?

  • I wonder what these people in the crowd who were enjoying his stupid joke thought when this loser got caught with a gay hooker.

  • Why is it that ppl like Rev Ted and his ilk have no problem citing scriptures like leviticus to say that homosexuality is an abomination but I have yet to hear them decry eating shellfish or demanding the death of someone working on the sabbath. Where is the consistency? I'm amazed he can even speak around all that hypocrisy or whatever else was down his throat...."Get thee behind me satan, and ease it in like a gentlemen."

  • Wow, his humour is lame. Shit delivery.

  • Very careful with elements like this one.

    Real evil forces are hidden behind them.

  • people! you're being lied to.. ODIN is the god of gods.. don't believe me? odin promised the end of all frost giants.. jesus promised the end of all wicked people..

    i dont see many frost giants around.

  • Then he fucked a gay hooker and the rest is history...

  • what a HYPOCRITE!!!! damn hes so fuckin discusting and nasty, he preaches all dis bullshit den feels no shame fuckin a guy nd doin meth, u must be the most sickest person to have no shame or guilt while preaching this, den doin dat kinda stuff...guy is such a fraud. fuckin homo.

  • "WE DON'T HAVE TO THINK about what we think about homosexuality, it's written in the Bible"

    That mindset sums up the fundamental intellectual downfall of fundamentalist religion (not that I had to tell any of you that).

  • @BloggerMusicMan

    No, the downfall comes when fundamentalism is laughed at and liberalism is invited.

    Which is already happening.

  • i think i know what YOU did last night Teddy... it involved a Gimp and cocaine.. send ME 20,000 dollars and i won't tell your congregation.

  • "I think I know what you did last night, If you send me $1,000 I wont tell your wife". ??? No shit he knows, he was the one "you" were balls deep in.

  • Bitch or Butch?

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  • @icetripper Don't talk about Jesus like that. he is our lord and savior.

  • @MrFaulconbridge

    Oh, get over it. The guy didn't even exist.

  • If your wrong he is. Its the most shittiest theory, honestly, Lord Of The Rings makes more fucking sense!!!!!!!!

  • He's high on meth here too.

  • His hypocrisy doesn’t bother me, it’s entertaining. After all, he knows all too well that the bible is ancient myth and superstition. And that the "good book" endorses slavery, genocide, murder, and hatred

    So what does he have to worry about? If you really knew the tooth fairy didn’t exist, would you put your tooth under your pillow? This is why priests molest little boys. The reason the church has murdered anyone who opposes them in the past is for control, money, power, and sex.

    WE EVOLVED

  • Remember when Richard Dawkins was like "if you tell people to just believe what's in the bible then they are not thinking before coming to decisions about what they believe." and Ted Haggard completely denied that. yea, whoops.

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  • What a prick

  • To a homosexual, heterosexual "love" is a perversion. To a left handed person, favoring the right hand is a stupid thing to do. To a vegetarian, the most delicate and expensive steak dinner is disgusting.

    Stop demanding that everyone do as you say, think as you think, and believe as you believe. You are not superior to anyone, especially total strangers.

    Mind your own business, since you wouldn't want total strangers to be running your personal affairs. Live and let live.

  • He sickens me.

  • I support this religious persons gay rights.

  • He must have gotten that material from the fags he was banging.

  • the bible IS anti-gay (Im not a christian). Just look up "shocking scriptures" here on youtube.

  • Like that god cock don't ya Ted?

  • I hate how people look at this guy and say all Christians are like him. And its almost as if the media is always looking for a important Christian figure to destroy. Ted deserved what he got but the hypocrisy level is always maxed out when we talk about Christians.

  • Pathetic Christians....poor deluded, depraved, lying, hypocritical, hateful, bigoted, homophobic, anti-science, superstitious, megalomaniac, unpleasant, condescending, pieces of shit.

  • @choongd Couldn't have said it better lol

  • @choongd

    Don't stereotype. As much as Ted might have gotten major publicity over the 22years that he was a pastor doesn't mean that, because of what he did, puts ALL Christians in the same basket.

    Have you watched the DVD? Because I'm pretty sure that this clip is taken out of context. Have you seen what went before this clip?

    If someone in your family messed up would that mean that ALL of your family were "condescending pieces of sh*t"?

    Don't speak from an isolated point of view...

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  • @choongd

    w w w . t e d h a g g a r d . c o m / f a c t s . h t m

    Read that before commenting or making up your mind. Have substantial information in both directions and don't feed on everything that is thrown your way...

  • @choongd that's so hateful of you to say about christians. I'm gay and a christian and jesus did say that we're born this way. Matthew19:11.

  • @choongd Evangelicals =/= All of Christendom

  • @choongd In less than three lines you explained it all....that is exactly what people like him are...yet they have 10-100's of millions, believing every word which they say.. They preach from assumption...not from what 'God' told them to say..

  • @choongd

    Sorame, Go away.

  • @choongd Amen.

  • @choongd So true.

  • @choongd you forgot ignorant.

  • Hypocrisy at its finest.

  • As soon as I saw this footage, I just KNEW that Ted would get caught.

  • Those arrogant lips.

  • He's too sexy for his suit, too sexy for his suit, so sexy it hurts.

  • what a fuckin dickhead

  • His wife must be so embarassed...twink preacher on the down low.

  • "If you send me $1,000 I won't tell your wife"

    *cough* Speaking from experience *ahem*

  • Oh the sweet dark irony of it all.

  • :30 " I know what you did last night"

    Yup...he was there!

  • I've seen this guy on his TLC series and let's just say he's one of the biggest homos I've ever seen. I have nothing against "out" gay people, but if you're a closeted hypocrite like this one, you're nothing more than a homo.

  • LOL...hypocrite.

  • Fucking bastard, go and suck cock.

  • its written in the bible

  • sick

  • Funny how the biggest opponents to homosexuality... are homosexuals themselves.

  • Heterosexual evangelical is an oxymoron~!

  • I think 'his' wife already knows. The hypocrisy of the church goes back centuries. Back to when the world was flat and was the centre of the universe. Will they ever run out of excuses for constantly being proven wrong?

  • Why's he so hard on himself...it's just dick

  • If I ran into this fuckn sap I would deck this fucker and rob him.

  • Rofl haha ted you failed.

  • ted gives head.....he pays

  • 0:01

  • Soooo, time for some raping, pillaging and murder? It's in the bible.

  • I know what I did last night too. I took 5 showers and cried myself to sleep after this guy butt-raped me.

  • haha! he identified himself as a bisexual and he is saying this shit, what a fucken hypocrite.

  • oh ted ted ted...... You poor man

  • Hahaha he got busted for having gay sex and snorting cystal meth hahaha

  • Can you imagine all the facepalms the real Jebus is doing up in heaven every single day, every single time some stupid fuck does something stupid in his name?

  • Poor Jesus, having these moron's as his followers.

  • Church = money grab.

    They prey on the weak. Most religious folks are weak. They believe that somebody actually lived in a whale for what a week or so?

    Humans are getting smarter and smarter. Soon our great great grand children will realize this was all BS.  And maybe (just maybe) we will finally life in peace. No BS gods to start wars.

  • @shafe44 Humans are getting smarter... but there will always be stupid and weak people. It is in our nature to believe in a higher power. It's a survival mechanism. If life has no meaning, what's the point? Some can't make their own meaning.

  • @kimberlymarie21990 it's a bit more complicated i think. don't leave it there.. read more, especially philosophy.

    i think religion is a manifestation of evolution. which is highly, unintentionally ironic, if true.

    an excellent book 'religion explained' by boyer. read amazon reviews.

  • @shafe44 Jonah in the whale was 3 days. we start wars and not Gods most religions are against wars and revenge MOST! WHAT abt James Bartley who was in the whale? what this man did is very wrong and deceitful above all. we all have skeletons but His God did not tell him to do it

  • I used to see him as nothing more than a lying, self-pitying hypocrite. I still don't like him, and he's still very much a hypocrite, but I know there's more to him than I used to think.

  • THIS FAG JUST CAME OUT

  • He can be as gay as he wants to be, it's the hypocrisy that's disgusting.

  • @loonmaniac Damn straight!

  • @loonmaniac Amen!

  • @loonmaniac both are wrong dude,you dont get it.

    you think before you write shit down without thinking. we are all sinners anyways,whether gay,adulterers, blasphemers...... 

  • @lilbeaveymac

    And it's aaaall irrelevant, because sin does not exist.

  • @laflugantabastardo well if you are a moral relativist then yes it doesn't.....but unfortunately you are wrong.

    it does exist........just like love exists,or anger,ect.....

    better wake up dude.

  • @loonmaniac

    exactly

  • Actually, this is kind of funny. He actually makes fun of televangielists who say things like "if you send me $1000, I won't teel anyone what I saw"...

    On the other hand, no doubt he's preaching to "hate the sin of homosexuality, but not the sinner" (see, I have the lingo down), because justifying segregation and slavery on the basis "of the sin of Ham" (the person, not the cured, salty pork porduct) isn't popular anymore, even with virulent racists.

  • I guess we all know what Ted did last night...hookers and blow, lets go.

  • Someone tell me where he "*bashes gays*" in this...

  • This coming from a man you fucked a gay prostitute on speed

  • fuck ted haggard

  • @Jesustheincestpedo I totally agree

  • I slept last night.

    Is that a bad thing?

  • "We don't have to have a general assembly of what we believe; It's written in the Bible." Wow! I guess since THEY have decided that the Bible is the 'word of God' I guess we better think about things and change. Geez, Ted, go suck a cock. Oh, wait, You did! Good for you! But on a serious note, Ted needs to wake up and realize what his true nature is and be happy with himself instead of letting some man made religion and book control him.

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  • I think Ted Haggard has simply found out that being a Fundamentalist Christian preacher pays extremely well. All you have to do it insinuate as much baseless hate as possible and you have the congregation's utmost support.

    I bet many preachers detest Christianity and think it's a complete joke, but it's just a livelihood for them to make some money. (eg: Benny Hinn)

  • Ted was obviously pointing at a mirror when he says "I think I know what you did last night"

  • I think that this is interesting...all along he'd been saying things like this and he was engaged in it I know we all fall short but dog! Make sure you're not in a glass house while you're throwing stones!

  • Look at him. He's flamboyant as hell. Is was blatantly obvious in the first place that he's gay.

  • @CrazyMunky84 Flamboyancy has nothing to do with homosexuality. There are masculine gay men and feminine straight men - All men have some feminine qualities, though, since gender is a spectrum and hardly anyone matches up to the ideal. Haggard isn't really all that more flamboyant than most straight guys I know. It's not his mannerisms that give it away, it's more his suspiciously vocal, unreasonable homophobia (in accordance with the principle of "doth protest too much").

  • @wicaco You are right in terms of saying that not all gay men are flamboyant and there are flamboyant straight men. However to say that gay men are not considerably often more what our society considers flamboyant then most straight men you are simply being overly politicaly correct.

  • @CrazyMunky84 Er... No. Society (the media) tells you that flamboyant = gay, so that's what you look for. If you listened to the media, you'd also think that most Christians are like the ones in Jesus Camp and most Muslims are terrorists. The reason you don't see more "straight-acting" gay guys is because you assume they're straight. Do you ask every guy you meet what his sexual orientation is? I doubt it. People assume I'm straight all the time.

  • I think it's a good thing that people are able to make fun of themselves and not beat themselves up just because other people expect them to.

  • This guy is gay, and he gets up there and bashes on gays? wow....

  • @wwwtotalitaerde

    shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

  • Ted was caught having sex with ONLY one man. He needs 11 more to be Christ-like.

  • He did have a relapse and is straight again. Remember how dads would get their sons to quit smoking cigarettes? They would close them in a tight space and make them smoke endless packs until they hated it. Well for our friend Teddy, other prominent religious figures took him to a cabin and they gang banged him to the point where he no longer enjoys cock.

  • His first two words are "we decided". Ok then. I decide that spider-man is the word of god and I'll live my life according to what spiderman says

  • @marinos1977 lmao thats freakin awesome. spiderman rules!!!

  • @fashionhistorylover LOL Since when is sucking cock classed as relapse. I hope you're being sarcastic cos u can't be that stupid