Don't like to put another person's work down, but did I miss the part where it was supposed to be funny? It had a good setup and the characters needed to tell a funny story, but I don't think there was a single joke in the entire movie? Just an annoying person being annoying for 5 minutes. Sorry, but major missed opportunity here.
99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 18 and i am trying my best to become a panda. On the 1st of January I will be leaving for the bamboo filled mountains of china to train with the best pandas in the world. Being a panda means everything to me.
I've just started my training and let me tell you.... Eating bamboo FUCKING sucks. But it must be done so I can survive. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.
@thedarksmoke1000 99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 18 and im wanting to become a mexican. on the 1st of January i will be leaving for mexico. i just started to try to be a mexican. i bought a sombarro and ive been eating massive amounts of burritos, and let me tell ya diarrhea sucks. it would mean the world to me if you would donate, i need a green card since i lost my citizenship to america thanks.
Hmmm, racist as in, "Black guys are stupid regardless of glasses, while white guys are nerdy and SMART if they wear glasses." OR, racist as in, "White guys who wear glasses are less likely to get a date because they fit the mold of your average geek on tv, while black guys get all the women despite their glasses." ??? See, it can go either way.....;-)
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He burst into our class and he's like "wheres the broken computer!?" and we all point to the corner and he will skip (or sprint) over to this computer and tap away and then he'll shout "fixed!" and then skip away. We love him.
@mrlaxinforlife Funny you say that....I am black and I can build and fix computers. I also use to work on missile systems in the US Army...You shouldnt always assume what you dont really know.
@mrlaxinforlife your a fking racist as i am black maybe your a little racist cnt that lives with his mum and trolls all day that has no job you little fuck
my dad had a pass word like that. A few years ago my mother was calling IT support for him and they asked his favorite movie (the 1938 classic gunga din...a fantastic film if anyone ever has the time...and in his defense the point of the film is that the racist british officers mistreat gunga din who then saves them) however as we all know all IT guys are now outsourced to india. so she had to say to this indian guy that his favorite movie was gunga din.
@aqualovr9 yeah so I'm curious what would your (mental) reaction be to being told someone's favorite movie was gunga din? Cause like I said a piece of my mother died inside when she had to say that.
1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
ound her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
I turned it off as soon as I saw the ugly racist mulatto.
What's with all of you Caucasians that are so okay with what this mulatto is doing? Do you really enjoy seeing your race denigrated by this ugly dude? He puts out tons of videos shitting on Caucasians and uses these pieces of trash "whites" (not worthy of being called Caucasians!) to make his dumb, ugly ass look like he's something special.
Caucasians, Did not your parents ever teach you that pride in your race is a GOOD thing?!
@NiGhTeMaRe35 wat i meen is that ive seen him in alot of vids and he could be a asswhole in online gamer.... a gay twighlight lovinf guy .... and a nerdy guy in this vid
The brunette is hottt
TheHotbastard 1 day ago
more online gamer, less crap
viggy1890 2 days ago
oh porn
Jrxxtheman 3 days ago
alex is awesome
dooman28 4 days ago
My Name Is Alex :D
OriginalFragz 5 days ago
R.I.P Whitney Houston
simnikiwe1 1 week ago
"YEP. I'M IN."
Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina
PiperSaysPunk 1 week ago
lol imma teach you a lesson.. i like lesson
lkherualgyugflwevfky 2 weeks ago
wait...Alex was acting.....while acting.......ACTCEPTION!!!
JinNOSify 2 weeks ago 10
thumbs up if they should make more of "the IT guy".
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Currently, there are 2 top comments above me, and 2 thumbs up'd comments below me.
I feel like I'm in a double cheese vagina sandwich.
CLICKMEYOULOSER 4 weeks ago
Dem LEGS!
confusedkid6 1 month ago 6
that blonde girl is so yummy!
Runezz0x 1 month ago 3
italian adds? wtf
agusrot 1 month ago
No no.. the passw is inside it... :P
rajath34 1 month ago
shes so cute
gettinAblumpkin 1 month ago
i have that door
Michelliellio 1 month ago
Don't like to put another person's work down, but did I miss the part where it was supposed to be funny? It had a good setup and the characters needed to tell a funny story, but I don't think there was a single joke in the entire movie? Just an annoying person being annoying for 5 minutes. Sorry, but major missed opportunity here.
Welshguy78 1 month ago
@Welshguy78 Humor tends to be subjective; you're not obliged to find this (or anything else) funny.
apllebottom4 1 month ago
why is she called kitty???
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Very funny :D
ChiefRunningWall 2 months ago
Kitty needs me!
DayTripper2996 2 months ago
What the fuck kind of a top comment is that? Panda's really?
ZakTehNoob 2 months ago 19
I went to Lugz.com Because I wanted to see the extended version and the website is for shoes. Sucks Big Balls!
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99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 18 and i am trying my best to become a panda. On the 1st of January I will be leaving for the bamboo filled mountains of china to train with the best pandas in the world. Being a panda means everything to me.
I've just started my training and let me tell you.... Eating bamboo FUCKING sucks. But it must be done so I can survive. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.
Please, it just means everything! Thanks.
thedarksmoke1000 2 months ago 88
@thedarksmoke1000 What in the fuck did i just read.
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@thedarksmoke1000 99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 18 and im wanting to become a mexican. on the 1st of January i will be leaving for mexico. i just started to try to be a mexican. i bought a sombarro and ive been eating massive amounts of burritos, and let me tell ya diarrhea sucks. it would mean the world to me if you would donate, i need a green card since i lost my citizenship to america thanks.
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@thedarksmoke1000 lol are you kidding me? >.<
NoobBlasterHD 2 months ago
@thedarksmoke1000 hav u tried painting urself black and white and learning kung-fu?
Muhammed30101996 2 months ago
@thedarksmoke1000 subscribd :D
ChiefRunningWall 2 months ago
@thedarksmoke1000 this good huomur yes
iBaNezRG95 1 month ago
Kitty.......
DaKillAhChApIn2k11 2 months ago
hellooooooo kitty
MillzThaLyricGod 3 months ago
Hey Mom, I'm a porn director.
Mom: What ?
I'm a movie director.
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LMAO!!! marlon brando.. from the water front??// lol loved it!!
123msanchez 3 months ago
wow recklesstortuga is gooood, people should really watch the other stuff besides online gamer
Holyassassin7 3 months ago
@MrMontanarealtyco I dunno.. I have glasses but honestly that stereotype hits me no matter what ethnicity.
middleCmusic 3 months ago
@MrMontanarealtyco
Hmmm, racist as in, "Black guys are stupid regardless of glasses, while white guys are nerdy and SMART if they wear glasses." OR, racist as in, "White guys who wear glasses are less likely to get a date because they fit the mold of your average geek on tv, while black guys get all the women despite their glasses." ??? See, it can go either way.....;-)
MzTJones80 3 months ago
BS her boots arent even dirty...
itssimpleiwinyoulose 3 months ago
@MrMontanarealtyco haha idk about you but i thought he was a geek
jtbarron7 3 months ago
kittys legs
cheat123 3 months ago
1:55 He tried to touch her tits with his elbow.
MrLazarus610 3 months ago 3
Nicholson!
MichaelLeroi 3 months ago
vagina! yup im in :D
ninjacat910 3 months ago
@ninjacat910 thats what he said
DrFeelgood2k 3 months ago
:fapfapfap:
69Zyzz69 3 months ago
i would break down the door if my i pad was in there (and cause that porno)
MrNinja712 3 months ago
the girl with the boots is way hotter than the blonde girl
CitrusGaming 3 months ago
lol
ToxicHardStylerz 3 months ago
thumbs up if u watched porn rite after this video
HappyMacBookPro 3 months ago 3
I need your password? What is it?
Oh it's Vagina.
GotHeeeeeem 3 months ago 144
@GotHeeeeeem shhhhh, yeah it is, classy
thewhitestassasin 3 months ago
What a strange puzzle Professor. Gordon Freeman has stumbled into.
guyonthebenchful 3 months ago
this guy is just a nikka guy
marjbond 3 months ago
OOPS Looks Like Your Not getting Your IPAD back ;D
pimpster341 3 months ago
lol i will be watching and enjoying myself .the dominique girl make me horny i love her
Darkhell1414 3 months ago
WOW fail much jk tat make me tuch my talalala
fallenflamester223 3 months ago
man, leave him alone, he's just a squirel tryin to get a nut.
47SideEffect 4 months ago
Who else went to watch the "extended version"? :p
markothevrba 4 months ago 3
@markothevrba THERES AN EXTENDED VERSION "FUCK YEEHA
SOUERLEMONS 3 months ago
asdf
finleytshepo 4 months ago
"I WOULD BE A FLY ON THE WALL AND BE ENJOYING MYSELF" LMFBAO
AMOR2point0 4 months ago
"I like lessons!"
Funny as shit.
ChrisCaelanThomas 4 months ago 2
dam kiddy is hot
cddogg2000 4 months ago
@cddogg2000 pedo lol, kitty* no one calls ther child kiddy and if they do they shouldnt have lol
coassterr 4 months ago
@coassterr i know
cddogg2000 3 months ago
Vagina...yep, I'm in! XD
JimenaMuchsel 4 months ago 98
@JimenaMuchsel That's what she said
Porkshopzzz 1 month ago
VAGINA
xXbuster09Xx 4 months ago
wow look at the mirror in 1:37 and in 1:40
taz4o95 4 months ago
KITTY LOOKS LIKE A KRAK HEAD !!!!!! YALL TRIPPN
MrStickysonic 4 months ago
mmmm i want 2 pet the kitty!
1ricer 4 months ago
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ReklessTortuga 4 months ago
this is pretty awesome
DeadEye123100 4 months ago
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YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH :-D epic!
frdrsch 4 months ago
his eyes are pretty.
Drumlady12 4 months ago
I LIKE LESSONS lololololololololol
xXEpicOwnageXx 4 months ago 2
hey! fuckin ehh is my word and its a CANADIAN WORD!
zValiantGaming 4 months ago
@zValiantGaming Not fucking ehh, Fucking A!
ZyciowkaCs 4 months ago
he forgot his ipad
born2war1 4 months ago
They both look like hookers
shanelly94ant 4 months ago 2
She looks dirty in the beginning
shanelly94ant 4 months ago
"...and you're wearing boots!" hahaha
SCHMEGLETRON 5 months ago
I wonder who's house that actually is.... It's the backdrop for many of their series.
blinkandrhcp 5 months ago
The got some cute ass white girls for this lol
Xavier456C 5 months ago
This is what B Pumper would look like without all that muscle!!
flightsnhike226 5 months ago
this is how my porn starts...
hukapuka1 5 months ago
i wanna do sick unforgivable things to Kitty
einsjam 5 months ago 177
@einsjam meh...
TheAwded 4 months ago
@TheAwded gotta agree with ya......
Pyrothos666 4 months ago
@einsjam
the other girl is much more hotter in my opinion
K4ROL15 3 months ago
@K4ROL15 hmmmm
einsjam 3 months ago
@K4ROL15 100% agreed
DrFeelgood2k 3 months ago
i wanna see how their porno turned out !
darthvenom30567 5 months ago in playlist The Sketch Lab
"Holy shit, shut the front door!"
Phillipt187 5 months ago 6
The IT guy at our school is just like this!!
He burst into our class and he's like "wheres the broken computer!?" and we all point to the corner and he will skip (or sprint) over to this computer and tap away and then he'll shout "fixed!" and then skip away. We love him.
EDiiEbOO 5 months ago 5
@EDiiEbOO Hahaha, he sounds awesome :D
Sadly ours gets upset at us if we accidentally bring a virus onto our usb or something... :|
putabananainurear 5 months ago
Vagina alright... yep I'm in ;) haha get it! XD
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thumbs up if you thought this was called "The 'it' Guy"
LazyPerfectionist 5 months ago
LOL @ Kitty getting excited when Alex tells her she nailed it.
Kyubi888Naruto 5 months ago
nice boots!
silverfoxxer 5 months ago
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turtlesarecool99 5 months ago
Shut the front door!
themanitasdeplomo 5 months ago
how do i see the extended version??
aznofjapan 5 months ago
I thought that the lady was making a porn movie before I realized she really was! xD
CookiesAndGuns95 5 months ago 73
@CookiesAndGuns95 Thanks for the spoilers -_-
CantXTouchXTobi 4 months ago
@CantXTouchXTobi You watch the video first then read the comments
rajanjr 4 months ago
@rajanjr Your comment is literally sitting directly under the video.
CantXTouchXTobi 4 months ago
@CantXTouchXTobi thats becuase its linked to you... so its going to be on the very top
StarBurnedOut 4 months ago
@StarBurnedOut The first comment with all the thumbs up
CantXTouchXTobi 4 months ago
its a porno movie
Dspfanboy1 5 months ago
this gave me such a boner...
X3n0nFr33k 6 months ago
I LIKE LESSONS!
Octrox 6 months ago
my password is vagina to !
FIRESTING07 6 months ago 8
@FIRESTING07 I'll keep that in mind if I ever find your computer
DarknessLPs 6 months ago
@DarknessLPs
haha :p gl with that
FIRESTING07 6 months ago
@FIRESTING07 lmao xDD
xWolfyChanx 6 months ago
@xWolfyChanx U ARE FUCKED UP !!!!!!
MugishaTheGreat 5 months ago
@MugishaTheGreat o_O
xWolfyChanx 5 months ago
lolololololol omg damn, too fucking funny
ninjajaps 6 months ago
"I will teach you a LESSON!"
"I LIKE lessons!"
"WHAT THE HELL is going ON in here!"
ROFL
flamesdemon19 6 months ago
damn, that girl is hoot
killzone10 6 months ago
who else reconized her from what i like about you
DKthrore 6 months ago
Jason Schnell was the boom guy!
blinddoctorwho 6 months ago
@RenishaMathisTv really she has the porno movies down alrdy
josephcreed13 6 months ago
does his shirt say S. T. D.
Xxed1 6 months ago
so what? just because he's IT he has to act like a complete dork?
hmm.. may not be racist but that sure is stereotyping. lol.
UnitedWeStand339 6 months ago
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FAKE HES BLACK HE CANT KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS
mrlaxinforlife 6 months ago
@mrlaxinforlife Funny you say that....I am black and I can build and fix computers. I also use to work on missile systems in the US Army...You shouldnt always assume what you dont really know.
booboo1343 6 months ago
@mrlaxinforlife you racist boy? =P
Tankofworld 6 months ago
@mrlaxinforlife Haha. ;D
theatomizer 6 months ago
@mrlaxinforlife your a fking racist as i am black maybe your a little racist cnt that lives with his mum and trolls all day that has no job you little fuck
StripedRooster 6 months ago
Press 1 for "cocks"
ltschriscrucker 6 months ago
4:32 i think we were all thinkin the same thing
FUCK OFF ALEX
DizastrousChezzraa34 6 months ago
This is already a year old? Feels like yesterday...
The4thGuy 6 months ago
it guy: HOLY SH*T SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! hahaha lol
MrEskeletor 6 months ago
@THESUPERHAWX Heeheeheehee
StonedBoo 6 months ago
1939*
Limejello10512 6 months ago
my dad had a pass word like that. A few years ago my mother was calling IT support for him and they asked his favorite movie (the 1938 classic gunga din...a fantastic film if anyone ever has the time...and in his defense the point of the film is that the racist british officers mistreat gunga din who then saves them) however as we all know all IT guys are now outsourced to india. so she had to say to this indian guy that his favorite movie was gunga din.
Limejello10512 6 months ago
@Limejello10512
LOLOL. :D I'm Indian and in IT
aqualovr9 6 months ago
@aqualovr9 yeah so I'm curious what would your (mental) reaction be to being told someone's favorite movie was gunga din? Cause like I said a piece of my mother died inside when she had to say that.
Limejello10512 6 months ago
2:32 to 2:46 close your eyes and use your imagination...
Ninjadude973 6 months ago 80
@Ninjadude973 No Bitch, pause at 0:27 and use your imagination.
newgrounds97 6 months ago
I hate theese videos......
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1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
asaltyman 6 months ago
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ound her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
asaltyman 6 months ago
(IT guy) Im gonna need your Password (Lady) VIGINA (IT guy) ALright im IN!!!! lol
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I turned it off as soon as I saw the ugly racist mulatto.
What's with all of you Caucasians that are so okay with what this mulatto is doing? Do you really enjoy seeing your race denigrated by this ugly dude? He puts out tons of videos shitting on Caucasians and uses these pieces of trash "whites" (not worthy of being called Caucasians!) to make his dumb, ugly ass look like he's something special.
Caucasians, Did not your parents ever teach you that pride in your race is a GOOD thing?!
guyNbluejeans 6 months ago
@THESUPERHAWX nipple
virustwin 6 months ago
You can see dominique's npple
SamiexSushi 6 months ago
dam erics a good actor no homo
TheTotino01 6 months ago
@TheTotino01 no homo? your fuckin homo
NiGhTeMaRe35 6 months ago
@NiGhTeMaRe35
Suck mah dick. No homo
The1MiniShow 6 months ago
@NiGhTeMaRe35 wat i meen is that ive seen him in alot of vids and he could be a asswhole in online gamer.... a gay twighlight lovinf guy .... and a nerdy guy in this vid
TheTotino01 6 months ago
i knew it from the start!
Bigcorbin123 6 months ago
my boots are super horny i'd say..
Roughnegg 6 months ago
at 4:30 was that the real diractor in reckless
...jhaison ?
underpass1887 6 months ago
he resembles Thierry Henry
PERUANO31 6 months ago
This wasn't about racism? WTF?
trishgoo 7 months ago
@trishgoo lol the movie is not supposed to be about racism.
Spanetik 6 months ago
@Spanetik IDK i think u are wrong about that...
trishgoo 6 months ago
what is porn
musrangtommy24 7 months ago
Yup I'm in B)
Nikedude109 7 months ago
hey! Thats my password too! (:
hockeydude36r 7 months ago 3
they have episode 2 its on the website
blackskaterkid1 7 months ago
i like lessons.... muahahahahahahaha
smpcracker 7 months ago
v.a.g.i.n.a
nintendofanguy9 7 months ago
MILF!!!!
HMSar14 7 months ago
hes so good acting he makes it look like he sucks at it :D
BlueBrickStudio 7 months ago
Love how he just says "I LIKE LESSONS".
Winter12345100 7 months ago
"Vagina" Yup I'm in" LOL
zeeshanbaig11 7 months ago
So what was the movie called?
Champwan 7 months ago