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  • I say "refuting" at times, it has nothing to do with "acting like you are smart" and has everything to do with having a good vocabulary. Only ignorant people make fun of someone who has a superior diction.

  • Ron Paul 2012.

  • What makes me laugh is that Marijuana (which is a NATURAL PLANT) is illegal, but pills given to old men to give them a hard on is legal.... SURELY.... Less blood in a old mans body is more dangerous than sitting on a couch eating Doritos?

  • What is ITT? I'm confused. 

  • In the words of the late, great Bill Hicks, "Pot shouldn't just be legal. It should be MANDATORY."

  • soooo true!!!

  • I dont care what you offer me bro thats gonna fuckin hurt!

  • Weed is the solution!

  • Wow, this wasn't preachy and unrealistic...

  • @MotherNikita fuck u stupid

  • @EvilLeparacaun Nice job refuting my sarcasm. Tell me, how would you plan to get someone who would kill out of instinct, say a terrorist or serial killer, to just sit down, relax, and smoke? Enlighten me, oh, Great High One.

  • @MotherNikita firstly, how the fuck am I supposed to know if you are being sarcastic!? and secondly It is a fucking JOKE!!! HERP DERP!

  • @EvilLeparacaun Actually, my first comment was a joke. The sarcasm is pretty apparent, as I wrote "Wow, this isn't preachy and unrealistic..." Why would I phrase the sentence like that, insinuating that Joe's plan could never work and mentioning a lack of realism, if I was for what he said? Also, you exactly got what I meant (as anyone would), and that's why you said 'fuck you'. Your comment didn't hint any sarcasm, so I responded negatively. Both of our comments sucked either way though.

  • @MotherNikita Who uses the term 'refuting'?

  • @esubadog Apparently me, I like to sound smart, and I couldn't think of another word that meant the same thing. I'm just as much of a pretentious asshole as Rogan, I'm just conscious of it. Now, go away before I use more big words out of proper context!

  • @MotherNikita ITT idiots who think they're smart.

  • What people don't get is marijuana will always be illegal. The pharmaceutical industry is the biggest industry in the united states (or world?) and it would be catastrophic to them if someone could just smoke a bowl for their autism rather then buying their overpriced unhealthy prescription meds.

  • what was the joke that makes you pro weed?

  • 2011 weed still illegal. WHEN ITS GONNA HAPPEN?????? WE NEED CHANGE NOW, I WANNA WITNESS IT IN MY LIFE TIME

  • The groverment would rather arrest people for a plant than feed kids in africa

  • 2011 weed is still illegal

  • Pot was in a war? I HOPE ITS OK!!

  • The crazy thing is he's right!

  • lmao , i love his arab accent

  • lol funny thing is...this might actually work

  • 2010 and pots still illegal. :/ 

  • @zombiekush its 2011 lol.

  • @zombiekush HAHA. I'm retarded. *palm face*

  • Fucking beer commericials. It's strange how alcoholics get hot chicks in bikinis and pot heads get jail time. What message are you sending .gov?

  • That's one french sounding arab.

  • hydro-gen bomb lol

  • what was the joke before he started 

  • inspired by Bill Hicks.

    watch his performances about drugs they are fuckin awesome, this guy is really cool by bringing it up to date . fresh 

  • why the fuck is there a 1 min advertisement. fuck that

  • I just watched this in tim hortins and it was so hard not to laugh out loud.

  • I hope most of you guys realize this is just comedy. Those people smoke weed all the time, great brainwashing shit. I watched a guy convince a stoner to smoke his own PUBIC HAIR.

  • @mphst6 idiots are idiots, weed wouldn't make me eat pubic hair...unless a boatload of coin came along with it

  • @jephchurch hah well that's pretty much the whole point of fear factor

  • @mphst6 That is just fucking retarded man. Just because someone smokes weed or not doesnt determine the IQ the person have. You are either smart or retarded. That person who smoked his pubs is just a retarded. It doesnt matter if he smoked weed or not. Joe Rogan has more money than you will ever have in your life and he smokes weed. In this society its really about the money. I smoke weed and I have a lot of money because I have a job and I save and I own a sick ass BMW. And I have a wife.

  • @mphst6 I also own a house too man. In orange county. You probably are more poorer than me. I am rich and I am not afraid to admit it. Infact I am proud I am rich. I earned all on my own. And i smoke weed. So wtf??

  • @mphst6 you sound like a fat ass. And not only that you sound like you dont get laid very much. And if you do get laid its probably because you settled down with an ugly fat bitch. Wake up man, It's survival of the fittest. It's al about knowledge and money money money. You will get almost everything you want, especially if you have really high confidence.

  • olan6861. actually! most weed comes from the united stated about 45% to be exact.

  • @andrewbosse1 45% isnt "most" lol

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  • actually most weed comes from there and in traditional islam weed(hash) its a sacrament like wine 4 roman catholics

  • i smoke tea

  • 2011 Pot's STILL illegal!  It's about fucking time everybody smoke some, chill out, and lighten up. EVERYBODY would be alot happier, nicer, and funnier. AND sex would be better for all :)

  • @SunnyD5 indeed brother

  • I Worship Joe Rogan.

  • @sivko23 They took the reall one's out like Bill and put some fonny's for you to worship!! have fun!!

  • Say high to the prince for me, we miss him up here in Canada!

    Good shit you doing Joe!

    Roy

  • Shut up you anti pot retards. I enjoy smoking weed. I won't stop. Fuck off.

  • A major factor in health is actually in your genealogy. Some people can work out, eat healthy, never do drugs & live long & prosperous lives. Some people do the same thing & suddenly drop dead from a heart attack at the age of 25. Some people can take all kinds of drugs, eat fast food everyday, sit on the couch 24/7 & live until they're Senior Citizens. Some people do the same thing & die at a young age. The fact is: Genealogy plays a big role in the health department. Nuff said. Point proven.

  • 22 Muslim Extremists watched this.

  • It's sad that so many people need to smoke and drink. My life is great and i don't need to trick my mind that it is. How about eat right, work out, and live a long healthy productive life? Nahhh that's too much to ask for these days

  • @cposey49 I think its sad so many people care about other peoples lives more than their own. Its rediculous. Just shut your mouth and worry about YOUR life, not others. Do what you do. If it makes your happy great. But don't sit there and try to say people arn't as good as you because you choose not to do drugs.

  • @TheRonaldRage I never said I was better than anyone. By looking at the facts i live a healthier lifestyle drug users. I'm around and have the opportunity to do drugs and i don't. I think that is something to be proud of. And if i cared about my life less than others then wouldn't I be doing shit. Anyways Joe Rogan is a fucking dick haha he pisses me off with how he picks of people smaller than him or people who have never been in an mma type sport. I'm not trying to argue i was in a bad mood ha

  • @cposey49 lol all good

  • @cposey49 Just because you're straight edge doesn't mean your healthier than pot smokers or drug users. It does help, but even people who work out, eat healthy, & don't do drugs are susceptible to dying at an early age. My Grandpa is 90 years old & he has been smoking pot everyday since he was 19. He was a heavy alcoholic for 8 years. He has outlived all of his friends, even the friends who told him smoking pot & drinking is bad. Those friends were brainwashed as kids. Your logic falls flat.

  • @cposey49

    Its not about tricking your mind out, thats what a fucking moron would take away from drug use. Cannabis, LSD, DMT, and mushrooms are about expanding your consciousness, you are limiting your life experiences what your doing but I don't care so neither should you. There is nothing unhealthy about cannabis or the others mentioned and even if there was that does not make it morally wrong because morality is subjective to each and every person.

    Take a shotgun to your ego.

  • @RyanR3volution Alright use whatever excuses you need to continue your life

  • @cposey49

    Its called living, your the one limiting your life because you have been indoctrinated. As long as you stay out of my life, I will grant you the same thing.

  • @RyanR3volution Dude thank you! This is an important fact that people can't seem to get through their heads. But I don't blame them anymore. I find that only people who have actually done psychedelics can even grasp their mind around this fact. If people have actually experienced it, they would know damn well that it's not for "getting fucked up". People who use it wisely use it to expand their consciousness and to see the world for what it is. The 4 listed are not bad at all and should be legal

  • @AllThatAwakens

    No problem, thank you for being awake. Giving the gov the power to discriminate drugs based on their harm is more harmful than all the drugs on the planet combined being legal. It is a matter of choice in my mind Like I said good and bad are subjective to people and there are people who think all "drugs" are bad and that everyone should live under tyranny to keep them asleep at nigh, I say fuck that.

    We either live free or we do not. I want to be free.

  • its 2005 im dressed like a fucking genie! XD

  • I watched his whole set on netflix, it was fucking gold, but that crowd was so wrong... half of them were these old conservative looking couples who probably have never smoked weed in their life.

  • 5 years later... nothing

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  • hahahahha

  • rogan is nothing but a blowhard

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  • nigger cunt

  • This guy has the most fucked up awesome career ive ever seen

  • @sheao50 ahah seriously man I started watching fear factor when I was 11, 10 years later and he's basically life champ of all time in my book

  • @sheao50 ikr!! lol he does everything, soon he's gonna have a different for exotic job lol

  • Dude WTF! are we doing with our lives man?

    LMAO!

  • hes so high, he thought it was 2005...wait

  • Legalize the fucking stuff. Stop spending our fucking tax dollars on pointless wars and drug enforcement and for fucks sake someone get me a fucking tylenol!

  • weed is gonna become legal in november in california

    :)

  • Yeah cant wait to see all the lazy fuckers on welfare spendin a piece of my check on weed....

  • @azrial4421 Because you think they don't do that already? Legalize it and take the criminal element out of pot. Put drug dealers out of business. Regulate and tax marijuana like alcohol or other prescription drugs. Save the tax payers billions in law enforcement, prosecution, and confinement costs associated with the prohibition of marijuana.

  • Sorry, but I have to bust in with the facts.

    The original "Assassins" were members of an Arabic hashish cult. The word "Assassin" comes from "Hashsashin".

    What they would do is take a young boy, get him high in his sleep, then wake him to a room full of dancing women and tell him that he was in heaven and if he died for the cause of his master he would get to come back. Then when he was needed for an assassination they would get him high again and tell him who to kill.

  • @n0s1r yeah, that happened. And what exactly did they get the boy "high" with?

  • @n0s1r yeah, that happened. And what exactly did they get the boy "high" with? And if you say Hashish, then I (all of us) will know you are full of crap.

  • @yyorkethehumble You are a funny guy... Trying to discredit somebody on youtube because you can't discredit the information, that's cute. It's also called an ad hominem argument and in critical thinking that is what you would call a "fallacy".

    You and anybody else could easily look up what I am saying. A good place to start would be to type "the origin of the word assassin" into a Google search.

  • I wonder what weed would do for the economic terrorism and cultural genocide the U.S. does around the world.

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  • joes the shit

  • @godsvayne This is Bill Hicks. 

  • He sounds like Schwarzzeneger imitating arabs haahha

  • @swootwan you dumbass, in the end of that comment youre implying rogan is funny

  • that's gonna fuckin hurt

  • @swootwan

    His act? Mencia's act is a fucking ripoff

  • @swootwan his newest stand up is the funniest thing ive heard...

  • mmm...they grow some damn good stuff in the middle east :))

  • @cptprice14 who gives a fuck

  • Hicks knockoff

  • @Johnhalstead35 I noticed that too, RIP Bill Hicks.

  • Pot and drugs are illegal because governments would lose power. "the man" would crumble, they wouldn't be high and mighty like they are now

  • Is it me or is this a bad copy of a bill hicks routine ?

  • @Buttfranklin  It's just you.

  • @Buttfranklin It's just you.

  • lol

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!??!/

  • he cusses so much

  • @cptprice14 shut the fuck up. no for real though, they're just words bitch. they are what YOU make them.

  • people who say pot kills brain cells need to stfu and listen to Joe, the truth

  • Could be legal in Cali by the end of this year.. :)

  • @transnine36 and washington \m/

  • Oh my God, I had the same idea for weed, except instead of it being with the war in Iraq I thought of it with riot control. They should have cannabis smoke cannisters instead of tear gas cannisters, that'd calm the people down, especially if it's some good stuff :D

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  • I think Obama and Sarah Palin should sit down kick off their shoes, drink a brandy and smoke a joint together.

  • "this is crazy bullshit" LMAO

  • 2010.... pot still illegal.... *apathetic sigh*

  • It's clearly a crisis of two things: of consciousness and conditioning. These are the two things that the psychedelics attack. We have the technological power, the engineering skills to save our planet, to cure disease, to feed the hungry, to end war; But we lack the intellectual vision, the ability to change our minds. We must decondition ourselves from 10,000 years of bad behavior. And, it's not easy

  • LMAO!! "It's 2005 and I'm dressed like a fucking genie"

  • YES!!!!!!!!!

  • joe rogan is the man

  • Funny AND true!

  • AHA LOL

  • 1:30-1:49 hahaahahaha

  • lol Who gives a fuck if Carlos does someone else's joke? how about all the comedians who wrote them

  • @a1exandearth

    the point is carlos stole from the greats and his name isn't even carlos - he's a fraud, a fake and a horrible comedian.

  • @a1exandearth Someone? I think you mean a shitload of a list of comdians acts..

    He stole a SHIT load of jokes

  • This one is good. And funny but think about it......

  • I was waiting for them to get the munchies and go looking for some hummus.

  • "No one high is blowing that shit up." HAHAHA funny as fuck.

  • 4 years later still illegal..... fml

  • for good reason

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  • clearily it is starting to kick in on ya.... haha

  • @julianisdope it doesnt even kill brain cells that was a myth too

  • the only reason people claim it kills brain cells is because of a study done by the government that was done poorly. monkeys had gas masks strapped on and pot smoke pumped in for 15 mins a day, every day, about 60 joints worth. after three months monkeys were emaciated and brain function deteriorated. so pot kills brain cells right? case closed! wrong, the problem was they were inhaling nothing but pot smoke, no oxygen. Basically they were being deprived of oxygen 15 mins a day.

  • @doughboi212 total win.

  • @doughboi212

    Haha I talked about that primitive experiment for my class presentation. They make it so easy to defend weed. 

  • @doughboi212 that would pretty much kill them, no oxygen.... seriously think about it, not to mention chocking on smoke ect. and i bet the monkeys were still stoned when testing brain functions, lol

  • @doughboi212 funny if you replace "monkey" with "human" and suddenly a scientific study becomes torture even Nazi would have bad dreams about.

    This is a fucking sick world. Smoke all you want to escape it

  • @doughboi212 There are so many studies done on weed world wide, and all come down to the same conclusion..it kills neurons. It also kills pain which is why it is medically given to patients. Im tierd of pot heads like you trying to find a reason to justify ur wrong doing

  • @sor8an really, why dont you message me with a bunch of your "studies" if they are so prevalent. aw wait, you cant BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY. your just talking through your ass regurgitating what you've been told. educate yourself, its people like you who spread rumors blindly without checking your facts. IF it was true, millions of people would be virtually brain dead by now. use your neurons and stop to think for a second. i know its hard for you, but yo can do it.

  • @sor8an Wrong doing? There's nothing wrong with smoking pot dumb ass. I'm sick of dumb asses like you trying to find a reason to justify your bullshit. If you don't like weed, gtfo this page and go on living your media controlled life.

  • @sor8an Go away. Thats all. Keep limiting your life. Ive smoked my entire life and I am now an owner of a successful buisness. So how does it kill neurons? How am I a loser pothead?

  • @afleury226 because you decided to live your life as you saw fit...anybody that wants to limit that is a loser IMO

  • i heard the fact you lose millions of braincells each hit isnt true. researchers are now thinking they improve the growth of new cells or something

  • @Tw1St3DSt33L You are correct sir. There is significant evidence that THC encourages neuron growth, and has been shown to help prevent Alzheimers.

  • This is true, and recent studies also show marijuana to be a supplement rather a toxin

  • @a1exandearth Marijuana consists of chemicals of both a beneficial and detrimental nature in relation to human health. It is both supplement and toxin. Just like a burger from mac donalds.

  • @ToraJutsu01, yea but there's only one way to eat a burger, and that is to eat it. With weed, you can either smoke it, which isn't the best thing for your lungs, or you can vaporize it, which is much healthier, or you could make a weed cheeseburger and eat that too haha

  • @a1exandearth Actually you could break a cheesburger down into fluid and insert it through an IV. MMM liquid burger. Yeah your right, but that wouldn't take away all the toxins, only the ones created/released by the combustion process. I'm not against pot, i just think people should have all the info before they make a choice.

  • @ToraJutsu01 Eating burgers from McDonalds will get you fat and dead, smoking pot will get you high and change your perspective.

  • @vpatel12 and pump carcinogens into your body, slow your reflexes, clog your arteries, reduce your breathing capacity. They both have bad points, most things do.

  • @Tw1St3DSt33L yup, also you should look up the effects of THC on brain cancer cells, its fairly amazing.

    here is a quick video...watch?v=3OqSRfzqwWA

  • i have a good reason... cant afford my munchies no more. but even then

    ive got a marker and a empty pizza box and i know where the nearest highway is

  • @julianisdope 5 years now. dude weed would kill the recession

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  • @julianisdope not in cali for long AHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @julianisdope One more year in canada and its even more illegal. Mandatory minimums for people any amount trying to be sold. 5 years...

  • @julianisdope no worries. we are on the way.

  • @projectloki yea i was with a couple friends yesterday nd i heard its fully legal in CA not just for medicinal use nd im here in NJ nd i also heard its pretty close to becoming legal here. But hey fuck it even if it isn't legalized im still gunna burn lol