Balmer Sells Windows

[ratonL]

Oh my! It has a clock!...

[Gillianmagoo123]

He must have problems.

[boleamj]

Why does he say "Except in Nebraska"? I just don´t get it xD

[The3picPine4pple]

@boleamj Nebraska sucked lol

[boleamj]

@The3picPine4pple Oh ok, I guess that makes sense! xD

[richardhutnik]

B-17 Ballmer rocks! (so, someone else came from the B-17 Ballmer video to?)

[dmcmLIVE]

b-17 balmer

[TheHyperlive]

Controool panelll, clooock WoW, OMG... OMG...

[cochranexyz]

I'll bet this works as good as Vista.

[coolman1437]

and now you can just order for how much? 500, 1000, NO JUST FOR FREE ON MANY FILE SHARING WEBSITES!!!!EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA

[bitbloop]

Am I the only one that finds it funny that Steve Ballmer, who's now a multi-billionaire sounds like a used car salesman in this video?

[redsquirrelftw]

This shows how Windows has really gone more to crap. Does Windows 7 even have Reversi? That's what I thought.

[brimur69]

Marty McFly: Jesus. Didn't that guy ever have hair?

[kingcrimson234]

BALLMER

not balmer

maybe ballsackmer

[cacingworem]

OMG Reversi $99 Dollars

[jcv2k]

nesecito un tipo asi en mi empresa

[charliebrown0028]

And i thought steve jobs was an asshole...

[MrMfelipe13]

kkkkkkkkk

[Intechpro]

OMG!! RVERSI....

THIS IS TOTALY WORTH IT!!!

[OldTimeyJunk]

LOL. "Sells"

[compactc9]

Some of those ads in the 80's... I'm amazed people bought anything off ads like that, but they did.

[be1nformed]

O.O

[w1ldrover]

"except in Nebraska....." LOL

[CyberNetTV]

imagine if he had to advertise windows 7. it'll be the longest ad ever. 70 tons of the summer blend of animal shit: ------------------------------­----- First of all you get the stink..... also you get the occurrence of when the stink gets worse.... you even get the stink that gets so bad you get dizzy... AND EVEN when the stink gets soooo "good" you fall to the floor like you've been shot in the ass ALL THIS FOR.........wait for it..........for ONLY 99 dollars! now Balmer - hey new commercial.

[adamdmasi]

Wait... Is he advertising windows or a $99 sack of peanuts??

[philly1537]

windows paint havent upgrade since then

[cobaltblue1975]

Holy crap! :) I bet that video haunts him to this day. I know if he were a friend of mine I'd never let him live it down. :)

[DrG241]

LMAO THAT"S FUNNY

[Nintendavin]

His ending glare pierces your soul

[setsunasamachan]

except in nebraska!

[themanwiththepan]

The Amiga 500 was better.

[robbanswe1]

WOW a clock AND reversi?!! Screw Windows 7, I'm getting this for my new quad core!

[DRIVERX51]

Even 7 doesn't have reversi

[charlesc300]

99 $ what a rip off

[PRO1WEX]

99$!!

[kindare]

hahaha nice chap. guess he did work his way up to the top :D

[plasmavox]

The B17 Balmer Not B17 Bomber!!! Song:

watch?v=peUh2XQIX5I

[FelisCatusLover]

what was this guy bald his whole life?

[usamaki10]

haha nebraska got pwned

look at his face right after he says that

he's like "tough shit"

[glory122]

Hahahaha steave ballmer is mow CEO of Microsoft

[UOUO1919]

なに言ってるかわからんがとにかくすごい勢いだ！

[trudyandgeorge]

EXCEPT IN NEBRASCA!

[realreb]

hope they sell windows 7 in the same price!

[FIXTREME]

I hope they sell it in nebraska...

[ExtremalZ]

Stupid japanese or chinese

[tokuminn]

except in Nebraska!

[lapisScarab]

yeah, i dont get it - y not in nebraska?

[so000mo]

商売上手だなｗｗｗ

[defintAtoZ]

$99!

安い！バルマーさん、ひとつ頂戴！

[kennypu]

OMG REVERSHEEEE XDD

[shadowz9812]

うお

欲しい

[mumeikun]

So funny!

[jouji0721]

この人の他の動画みてもほとんどテンションが変わってないｗ

[fft0008]

なぜにマイアミバイス?バカなの?死ぬの?

[Nevaeh0630]

確かにウケるぜこれｗｗｗｗｗ

[djmutameso]

リバーシ!!

[onakahettana11]

ハイテンションだなｗｗｗｗ

[IRS1962]

シュールｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

スティーブ・バルマーさんなにやってんすかｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ­ｗ

[sanva09]

Gigazineて、ソニーにいくらもらってるの？

あからさますぎて逆効果だよ

[taiju2501]

んで、いつどこで売ってたの、コレって？

[sofsidh112]

Windowsって、昔から品がないんですね。

[ptsmkey]

Gigazineから来た

AppleのCMもこれくらい面白ければよかったのにね

I wish APPLE also had such a great sense of humor

[curvingstyle]

くそわろたｗ

[forte93]

日本のテレビショッピングにもこれくらいのインパクトがほしいも­のだ

[musica0806]

日本人はmixiから来たよね。

リバーシがツボでした。確かに、従業員向けのジョークっぽいな。

でも最高に笑った。

[suzmin0313]

Crazy.

in ather word Good job!

[pecmax]

hey hes awsome!

[ZYLISHATEN]

o...kay please calm down...

[WILES4416]

How excited he is!

[noriokun6502]

良いテンションだ

[Batacorn045]

いいねぇ☆

熱意が海超えて伝わった、うんうん。

[poodooo]

物を売りつけるには最初のインパクトが大切と

言う模範ビデオですね(笑)

[yucchi2007]

ジャパネットの人に見せたい

[yosshi6791]

おもろいな

[dustswitch]

gay

[dametaverse]

i can't even hear a word that he is saying....

[DanieLaixer]

Balmer, now I think you're still more retarded

[pietrora]

rofl! AHAHAHA

[joker71496]

whats funny is most people don't know they have those features any more

[laodimos]

rofl

[bushputz]

Some things never change

[Nocibus]

WOW! REVERSI and PAINT!!^^

[cooldudemckernan]

"Except In Nebraska"

Lmao

[djneo92nl]

where did reversi go ?

[DJKPSP]

Reversi is in Windows XP, but I can't find it in Vista.

[computerman1323]

is this real????

[Gonzc900Productions]

You UK people are more ungratfull cunts then us americans. We have class, w know how the world works, you just dress wired, drink tea and talk wired...

[Tordekar]

wEIRd

[flyingcheesehead]

And some of us even know how to spell "weird" correctly. Way to make a point, dumbass.

[Rebdominator]

what r u talkin bout lol its wired

[XxH3adxshotxX]

Actully americans go to countrys that are not a threat to them and lie and say that they have nukes but just take the oil. And blow up two buildings and kill many of their own people as an excuse to go there.........................­What?

[hugerecords]

except in nabraska

[XxH3adxshotxX]

Rofl that is very funny man.

[Destroyew]

Damn! How much expresso did he have? Great vid.

[oshioshi]

eSpresso

[theelfismike]

I think you meant XPresso.

[ramicule]

that guy is gay. with a huge dick

[chameleon1905]

and how do you like inside you?

[MikeSFxo]

This is an idiots idea of a joke. Balmer is a douche and the video is lame.

[dude28901]

Doritos aren't cheezier than this

[grossvadder80]

a) Steve Ballmer has grown up faster than his hair

b) this is a funny video

c) but a bad quality...

[DaveSecks]

What a douchebag.

[coresnake]

Did that guy ever have hair

[laurin84]

I guess not ^^

[Jo21]

he is like the steve jobs on hyperactivity

both guys suck ass anyway

[dioscaido]

Folks, this was a joke video filmed specifically for the MS company meeting a few years ago.

[ichez123]

O..M..G.. A CLOCK!!!

[kalasnikov47]

This guy is gay and a half!

[Falador321]

i bey he used bill gate's money when he threw it

[wattup913]

Oh wow Ballmer..bad advertising but that was the 80's and for only $99...thats a pretty good price for windows 1.0

[Oderus24]

I wonder what he was high on to think he was credible?

[siddhupiddu]

and windows fucked the world

[toorlooo]

oh! i want it!! I will call that number!

;D

[Obeusz]

FCK! >.<

[gejm]

I have wun 1.01... it's size is about 5x1.44 diskettes (installation) and... 0.5mb installed!!

[Shemxl]

holy shit!

[optimi5tic]

Someone should call that # at the end.

[crazyirish17]

If Balmer didn't meet Bill Gates, the same commercial would have been for "Balmer's House of TV, Radios and Persian Rugs". Can you just imagine it?

[UnCanadienFrancais]

lollll 99 $ !

[bbrta]

jajajaja...balmer is a monkey

[RABBIDGamfan]

I've actually used Windows 1.0 before. It was the worst GUI i've ever used.

[easuter]

wtf...he looks like a crooked car salesman

[sdubois92]

hmm, i almost wanted to buy a mac but windows comes with reversi, so I think I will buy it. Dammit, I live in nebraska.

[gardiac]

Make Windows Vista $99...

[tovara22]

In 10 Years it will be,NO doubt! and XP will be dead!

[ClusterBr]

lol hahaha isso que e um vendedor agressivo!!

[kiba2447]

LOL i have windows xp pro for free 1mb ram and pentium d processor LOL

[leondunkleyclark]

Oh. Dear. God.

[bountyhunter10]

I wish their software was still $99...

[howardrose]

That looks like Windows 2 (Windows/286 since it's running on an IBM AT). Windows 1.x did not have overlapping Windows :)

[rmondaini]

uaheuhaeuha

[acaiyule]

is this fucking real? hahahaha

[EclipseWebJS]

I paid $99 to get a new copy of Windows XP.

And seriously what's this guy got against the Cornhuskers anyway??

[ImaGolem]

I didn't pay anything.

[cached]

How About Those Nebraska Cornhuskers!

[cheezymmm]

Shut your big fat Mouth, balmer. You worked up a sweat introducing Microsoft 2000.

[romis69]

A terminal switchboard RAM driver! OMG! And reversi too? Wow I need to get me one of those.