John Malkovich...!!!!

[88brent88]

Terrible job copying a russian accent !

[changeofaddress1]

accent makes im more perverse than he already is hes fuckin queer right

[mitebg]

BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah

[joeglimmix]

come see the most outrageous over-actor in the history of the world. if you think this is good acting, then you are dumb

[PendulaB45]

Check, check,check!!! hahaah

[ddpsp]

If he really believed he was ahead in that hand, why'd he move all in? To get him to fold the lesser hand? That doesn't make sense. Going all-in only makes sense when you want your opponent to call with the second best hand, or to get your opponent to fold a better hand. If he was so convinced that his opponent held air, why not show it down or make a value bet? Why risk it all with three to a straight on the board?

Awesome movie though.

[2Addicted2YT]

@ddpsp You are a fucking moron. It's a movie.

[wideyon5]

Listen Mr. Son of a bitch, Lets play some cards... LOVE ROUNDERS!!!!!!

[rancorx]

Great scene =]

[feedyourhead3697]

john malkovich's russian accent sounds exactly the same as his french accent

[doublewcompany]

press 3

[doublewcompany]

He biet me, streit aap, paey hime, paey dat mean his mani.

[ghostriderx101]

1:13 lol

[francescocastellani]

the way he says motherfucker is simply awesome! i love his style, he's one the best but talking about crazyness he IS the best :D

[krhprodctionz]

pay heeem... pay dat myan his maahny

[Cablogula]

1:46 "He bieeeat me, straight ahp: pay heehm" lol

[sandinyourshoes]

Teddy KGB (Malkovich) was sure he was doing very well in that card game against Mike (Damon). In the end he is outsmarted by the younger player, and Grandma (Rispoli) is fun to watch as he sees he cannot touch our hero.

[ltsjack]

@sandinyourshoes And oranges are orange.

[sandinyourshoes]

@ltsjack, and Grandma was red with anger just like Teddy.

[philquinton]

That was a Beyond Bad Russian accent hahahaha

[seonfox]

OOPS DOWN THE FACKING DRAIN.

[HolyGK]

My Favorite movie with malkovich is JOHNNY ENGLISH AS THE FRENCH KING OF ENGLAND !!!

[jellis4465]

He cant do no wrong for me.

[jessalalala]

he was the best in of mice and men, cant beat that !

[ICmikeyP]

1:26 dis son of beatch!

[rom2014]

Russian accents must be one of the hardest to do to sound authentic. Most of the time it sounds so put on and forced, it's painful to watch.

[tara8686]

@rom2014 i think Malkovich got it right though, what do you think?

[vesperlovett]

1:12 "MOTHERRFUCKERRR"

XD

[zobielamouche1]

i don't like malkovich cause he's a vile-smelling zionist even though he's not one of "insere leit" himself.

[dirkschuitsma]

@zobielamouche1

"insere leit"? Illuminati you mean?

[billace90]

Mr. Malkovich is an extraordinary actor. He deserves praise for his talent.

[dayah17]

00:36 "Your dreams... Yes. Hops down the fucking drrrain."

[Dresden1065]

1:12 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[HonestMagnet]

''Pay that man his money''

always honest

[rmysterio80]

i guess Lenny didnt die

he just became a russian gangster

[emofestjazz]

Im 17 years old ...... and I have the biggest brush on him ever T.T he...is.......sexy

[groundnpound702]

@emofestjazz i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[emofestjazz]

@groundnpound702 Thats ok. we all do that sometimes.

[RyanLies]

@emofestjazz I can understand you xD

[DebicKris]

he reminds me of our goalkeeper Akinfeev a bit))))

[LejjendaryX]

OMGGG Dats Lennie From Of Mice & Men! LOOOOLLLL.!

Oh My I Cantt Believee Itt :OO

What An Acterrrr :DD X

[mongration]

i would like to watch this movie but it has Matt Damon in it, f@ck that...

[CHETxxxLEMON]

John Malkovich FOR PRESIDENT !

[C06coolvette]

Cyrus the god damn Virus

[jonman456]

OSBOURNE COX

[RussakStudios]

I hate John Malkovich is is just fuckin annoying!!!!!!!! Trying to talk Russian, has the gay accent i have ever heard!!!

[vesperlovett]

@RussakStudios if u dont like him why did u bother to watch the bloody clip ?

[ifyousayso8]

Gary Oldman : from his light and friendly voice in "The Dark Knight" to the incredible dark and unrecognizable evil voice as a pimp in " True Romance" to his so creepy and scary voice in "Hannibal" ( many people did not realize Gary Oldman was in that movie before they saw the credits) = ACTING

[Donpaeng]

@ifyousayso8

true gary oldman is a perfect example of class acting, he truly is one of the talented few.

[vesperlovett]

@ifyousayso8 why r u guys talking of oldman in a malkovich clip? just sayin!

love oldman too ;)

[JudgeDoom500]

@vesperlovett Because Gary Oldman is the very definition of an amazing and great actor. We never see Gary Oldman in a Gary Oldman movie , we see a beliavable character. He completely dissapears in every role he is in. Just saying too!

But I guess you agree :p

[vesperlovett]

@JudgeDoom500 course i do! ^^ x

[ifyousayso8]

When I watch a movie ; I like to think "That is the character speaking" not " that is the actor speaking." When I see a John Malkovich movie I just can't imagine that is a different person/character. I just always see John Malkovich talking and not the character.

[TheDarkNobleOne]

He was amazing in Of Mice and Men

[vxl788]

john malkovich and matt damon - daaaaamn good acting going on there!

[tumadoireacht]

he has made a career out of staring and talking from the corner of his mouth

[Donpaeng]

i don't buy that he's russian, his russian accent sucks and 1:22 t o1:24 he's body language was an obvious unnatural gesture. and his costume? really? well maybe that's the closest thing he'll get to being a russian. it would have been WAY better if they had gotten a real russian immigrant to play the part and not to mention a lot cheaper.

[hyepride23]

Mather fucker!... This son of bitch all night! Chek, Chek, Chek!!

lmaoo best part

[zelarian]

Burn After Reading? Anyone?

[insanegabriela]

John Malkovich is the best! So sexy and a great actor!

[obamacka2008]

hey it's lenny :D 

[ePhilosopher9]

liar

[Aaron123Lane]

Tell me about the rabbits george

[blackpowerfreak]

Ok but tell how i get to tend the wabbits george

[NLglennNL]

john malkovich one of the best actors ever.

[Donpaeng]

@NLglennNL

compared to mat damon john malkovich is a 2nd rate actor.

[Zen0Ph0bus]

@Donpaeng Matt Damon couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

[Donpaeng]

@Zen0Ph0bus

care to elaborate?

[Zen0Ph0bus]

@Donpaeng compared to a wet paper sack Matt Damon is a 2nd rate actor?

[Donpaeng]

@Zen0Ph0bus

i'll say it again john malkovich isn't a great actor. you can always tell he's acting. a great actor moves you brings you in the moment and makes you believe.

for example when great actors do a cameo will get this people thinking "is that him?" or" was that him?" but poor but famous actors will get reactions like "hey it's him".

example of great minor role actors sasha baron cohen(sweeny todd), djimon hounsou one of my favorite supporting actors.

[Szeicho]

@Donpaeng Watch him in Portrait of a Lady or Mary Reilly. How do you compare John Malkovich to Sasha Cohen? John Malkovich is superior in everywhere.

[Donpaeng]

@Szeicho

john malkovich is a second rate actor. sasha cohen can act, he convinces the audience in some movies you wouldn't know it was him. being able to mask himself as a totally different person.

like sharlto coopley the guy from district 9 and his switch to capt. murdock in the a-team was amazing. the movie district 9 wasn't that good, but he can act.

people think john malkovich can act because of a single baseline performance, in all the film's of his how many was good????? 3 at most

[InfiniteOptionz]

@Donpaeng LOL U PISSED 

[Szeicho]

@Donpaeng He has never given a bad performance in all the films I have seen him in.

[Donpaeng]

@Szeicho

that's good set your bar low.

[Szeicho]

@Donpaeng It is you who is setting yours low.

[Donpaeng]

@Szeicho

please elaborate, in what way have i set my bar low?

which in fact doesn't make any sense, since even malkovich isn't a class actor in my book and he is in yours.

please do not reply with ridiculous comments.

[StreetsOfSonic]

@Donpaeng

Comparing John Malkovich to Sasha Baren Cohen??? You aren't actually serious, are you? That's not even an accurate comparison. You lose all credibility here.

[Donpaeng]

@StreetsOfSonic

actually i am. he is actually really good. his transition from one personality to another is so convincing that if you wouldn't know it was him who was playing it till after a while.

with john malkovich, you see him in a film and you know the very first second you see him that it was him.

you do know that he was also Ali. G right? and the other barber from sweeny todd.

[StreetsOfSonic]

@Donpaeng

Yes, I do know that. Who the hell doesn't? What the hell does that have to do with Malkovich? This was a comedic role and overall Malkovich is much closer to a serious actor than a comedic one. Comparing the two is like comparing Jim Carry to Russel Crowe. It makes no sense. And what the hell does recognizing who he is have anything to do with his acting ability? Frankly I can't make any sense of your comments.

[Donpaeng]

@StreetsOfSonic

it's simple i don't buy john malkovich's acting. you always know he's acting, and his previous roles as antagonists really don't convince me. he never try's to buff up, slim down, or go fat for a role. he's all about the costume. his mono tone voice is easily distinguishable and he can't even pull an accent. his voice is much of the same in every movie. fact of the matter is, he is not any better than any actor out there.

his best performance is "being john malkovich" LOL.

[StreetsOfSonic]

@Donpaeng

And yet you're comparing him to someone who's ALWAYS over the top and being comedic to the point of being obvious in everything he does? Don't get me wrong, he's funny, but comparing who's "more believable?" I really can't believe you're making that comparison and being serious about it.

[Donpaeng]

@StreetsOfSonic

being over the top and comedic is not the point.

it's his complete change from one personality to another that is amazing.

masking yourself to two different people and being able to convince the audience is an art that only a few are capable.

john malkovich's acting is obvious, and most people are basing him as a "class" actor from a single baseline performance "dangerous liaisons" and he's been bringing the same plate to almost every character to the table ever since.

[ifyousayso8]

@Donpaeng I totally agree with you. Acting is convincing the audience you are someone else. Which in my book means that the actor should act different and change his voice a little for every movie he is in. John Malkovich is just another line reader. He is the type of guy that just reads his line in the same tone of voice in every movie he is in. And that for me is not acting. That is just reading lines , anyone can do that.

[Donpaeng]

@ifyousayso8

thank you very much.

[Donpaeng]

@Zen0Ph0bus

compare mat damon's acting in this clip towards john malkovich. he's more convincing and natural doesn't over ACT the part.

john malkovich would do a lot better in a h.s. play. where there are no cameras focused on you and you have to over ACT the part to sell it to the audience.

[Donpaeng]

@Zen0Ph0bus

hell that henchman with the hat was a lot more natural than him.

[M3talH3ad3030150]

@Donpaeng I haven't seen this movie but Malkovich plays this role in kind of a comedic way. It doesn't seem like he was trying to make it realistic. Watch In the Line of Fire or Dangerous Liaisons if you want to see his best acting.

[GummiGym]

John Malkocich is not that good of an actor, you can always see that he is acting :S why does he get those roles :S

[Donpaeng]

@GummiGym

thank you

[emma473]

he was absolutely terrific in Dangerous Liasons...one of my favorite movies of all times, with extraordinary dialogue and unforgetable 'one-liners' that have stayed with me ever since watching the movie...i.e. "I have no illusions, I lost them on my travels..."

[emma473]

loved, loved him in 'Dangerous Liasons'....he was perfect!

[zarenlug20]

jhon is a great actor, one of my very own favorites, what movie is this?

[Asphyyxia]

John MAlkovich is brill in everything - Burn after reading, of mice and men, rounders

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[thedrmat]

John Malkovich is a FRIGGIN God of performances!!

[mrpancaek]

the faayking drain

[Azizah2010]

Malkovich does so much acting and Damon does so little. Malkovich is always a pleasure to watch, great actor, he can do any role convincingly

[scpmr]

he looks like Lenin :)

[AgnosticFonts00]

Dont splash the fucking pot teddy!

[428lidia]

im gonna tend da wabbets

[larry89]

streight ap!

[PistolPete032]

John Malkovich is fucking awesome

[aciruj2]

@PistolPete032 ofc hes awesome hes croatian :P

[hmgh05]

John Malkovich speaks impecably well in French in Les Misérables

[steveconn]

malk funny in burn after reading ("a drinking problem,')

[americanpsychoo]

he biet me

[americanpsychoo]

mazer faker

[EminemBase]

Classic movie.

Malkovich's character / lines in this movie spawned basically an entire friendship for me lmao.

As odd as that sounds... Not entirely true, I was friends already but after this we literally quoted these lines for years and our humour evolved from this.

DOWN ZEEE FAKKING DRAIN. Hilarious.

[monokid123]

thought he was brilliant in "of mice and men" anyone seen that.. brill film

[mantooth3245]

I havent seen Malkovich do a bad performance yet !!My favourite film of his is Shadow of the vampire!!

This movie is excellent also and "In the line of fire"!!

[mantooth3245]

That film kicks ass!!

[abcjak1]

we have to do a GCSE on it, he was good in that, sad film though :(

[Samborimshot]

i'm gone tend duh wabbets

[MsiPinay]

@monokid123 So weird. LOL. I just finished watching the fim on YouTube. Then this popped up when I hit the homescreen button to YouTube. Aha.

[chaz123ization]

@monokid123 yh its mint

[WayTooDazedConfus3d]

@monokid123 yeah in school and read the book first.

[swimmerthon]

@monokid123 YEES! lol imensly great film, Malkovich makes every film he's in Con air is amazing too =D

[SAOrules]

@monokid123 He was in 'of mice and men'?

[tara8686]

@SAOrules yes he played Lenny

[LorieKins]

I don't know, I don't like it - I guess I don't buy him as a Russian - looks not the least bit, maybe that is why.

[Darkinsigniosis]

"Pay dhat mayn hees muhnee."

- John "Vladimir" Malcovich.

[polishcockney]

"John Malkovich jak gral Ruska to mowil motherf***er" - Kazik - Mars Napada. :D

[Hornswoggle253]

Hey guys.

Remember how he does that thing?You know,how he talk's very calmly and then get's all pissed off and ends his sentences with Good Day,SIR!That both scares me and makes me laugh.

[BattyGoth]

ahaha he's awesome! very nice russian accent :) but that's it

[suela]

John Malkovich ist an outstanding actor.

Can´t wait to see him in "The Infernal Comedy" at Vienna´s Ronacher next week.

[RedDaVincy]

MODDERFOCKER!

[JasonVsThe13th1983]

He Beat Me Str88888888 Up!

[fishpig20]

john malkovich seems to be able to play any role, retarded lennie-some russian poker player lol

[czokoziom123]

Teddy KGB is a really big motherfucker :D.

[CrissyJB]

John Malcovich as an actor is perfection to me. Such a great actor, man and he has never won an oscar not even a golden globe, for god's sake, what a shame!!!

[aman906]

Have you ever seen Man in the Iron Mask? If not, don't, that movie will forever be a blemish on John Malkovich's stellar acting career. If you have and you have gotten past the horrible acting and dialogue, I salute you.

[LordOfTheThing]

indeed!

[mrbiggs36]

pay diat men his mianey

[VEGA747]

John Malkovich R.I.P. x

[wwekane1]

He ent dead

[yeatsg]

I think he meant his career.

[wwekane1]

ohh

[Johniker]

I've known a few Eastern Europeans and I have to say this is pretty spot on. Of course, I don't expect any less from Malkovich.

[ilijabg84]

john my man :)))

[coldthugz]

THIS SON OF BEETCH!

[10thPlanetJiuJitsu]

such a great actor

[milejerkovic]

John the man! :)

[Pennylane0020]

hes sexy

[wildboyppp]

im Polish,, and is so with our accent :) maderfakier ;]

[CoD2madrfakr]

MDRFAKR MADRFAKR MADRFAKR MADRFAKER!!!!!

looool

xD xxD

[mjfreaklove]

The Great JOHN MALKOVICH!!!:)

[cruzin4u]

Great movie, great scene - the best scene of the movie!