Creationist Cat & the AtheistAntitdote (A Tweeter's Love Story)

[Dudedan24]

have you ever seen brock lawlin give birth to a gerbil? 

[rollofnickles]

Hay lover boy, your too good for him. (Q.Q)

Brilliant

[TychoCelchu]

Is that some of Brock's guyliner on your nose?

[creationistcat]

@TychoCelchu

No, that's my NOSE on my nose, thankyou very much.

[TenWhoWereTaken]

Oh fuck, this is a work of unparalleled genius.

[ImmaDwarfKicker]

choppin broccoli 

[TheAtheistAntidote]

There is just no denying that this video is hilarious.

I laughed from the gut the entire time.

I tip my hat.

[creationistcat]

@TheAtheistAntidote

:)

[psycho3968]

u r fukin hilarious!

[CannibalMolly]

Your tweet responses were pretty spectacular, CC.

[Alice98561]

Hey, CC, your rainbow flag is upside down!

Keep up the good work spreading the word of the Lord.

[SuperSoylent2]

That was one hell of a tender and moving dedication. It almost makes me want to go to his channel and apologize for anything I may have said to upset him -------- almost.

Okay; maybe not even that.

[tctheunbeliever]

I dunno what causes teen pregnancy, but I live in the second-most conservative city in the US, churches all over the damn place, and last time I checked we had the highest teen pregnancy rate in the nation.

Anyway, epic tune. I cried.

[creationistcat]

@tctheunbeliever

I guess that's where all of the secular extremists are getting to them. Dare in our churches everybody!!!!

[jjcrazi]

That was brilliant as always. But seriously CC you been eating too many charitable christian bibles, you're more than a little podgy around the waist line!!

[creationistcat]

@jjcrazi

Dats just camera angles playing tricks wid yr eyes. You saw dat picture of Brock and I lounging in our speedos? Dats what I look like in da proper lighting.

[jjcrazi]

@creationistcat yes appearances can be decieving CC I will agree to that :p. you're still totally hot and welcome to furl up with me in my bed, I totally want to rub your belly!!

[jjcrazi]

@creationistcat oh I just thought............you know the other name for speedos rigght...................Budgi­e smugglers lol. Naughty Kitty!!

[FRANKYMOOK]

I felt strange and uncomfortable watching this episode, what can that mean!?

[ForeverAlonePrick]

This literally just mae my day. 100%. Thank you.

[naughtypagan72]

Wow - so Brock has a truck with zombie jesus on the side - thats kinda cool

[bary1234]

Nice song :)

Original "chopping broccoli"-song for those who dont know.

/watch?v=WR6y71x3tSY

[dunndudebemelol]

IM TWEEEEETTTTIIINN BRROCKKKK LAAAWWLLLEEEYYY!!!!

[robotcrop]

So beautiful! AND NOT A SINGLE MOMENT WENT BY WHERE I DOUBTED THAT YOU TWEETED BROCK LAAAAAAAAWLLEY. Thank's again for some totally not gay cat magic.

[memonk11]

That was fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vmorgun]

This was surprisingly entertaining and strangely arousing (no homo)

[Knr911]

Hey cat, you proud now??

The tune is so catchy I have it in my head since three hours now >_<

[SpaceFrawg]

Epic! I had freakin' tears runnin' down my face, I was lulzin' so much. (thumbs up/faved)

[1GOD1JESUS]

nawwww, you should swing Jesus in for a 3way

[GoblinXXX]

I nearly choked to death laughing at this. (That would have been one more atheist in hell, Creationist Cat-- Well played, my friend. Well played!)

[maalbe987]

One word: bromance.

[superfly299]

Wow! The first video of yours I didn't like. I'm against all of these atheists as much as the next guy but it doesn't mean I'm a hardcore conservative who turns his back on science.

[noahyes]

@superfly299 but apparently it does mean youre not so sharp at the whole 'recognizing when something is comedy' thing. clearly this entire channel is satire.

[superfly299]

@noahyes Of course the entire channel is satire. I just didn't like the video for its political theme.

[AtheistAussie]

Why the hell didn't you just ask him if he like pussy? We've been trying to get an answer on that for ages now. 

[rg055]

Can anyone be that stupid. I guess the answer is yes. May the universe have mercy on us all. 

[Templehatchet]

Fucking epic hahaha!

[jayeenn]

Every video you makes just makes me want to have your kittens even more.

[MorbidMira]

CC tweeted the "Stupid Jews" one to himself.

[creationistcat]

@MorbidMira

I tweeted dat one to Brock too and den I tweeted it to myself because we can always use a reminder to be a little more antisemetic.

[adolthitler]

@creationistcat Antisemetic? You are anti semen? How will you go forth and populate?

[creationistcat]

@adolthitler

Is diss some kind of gotcha question designed to make me say someting like "no, I love semen"? Cuz dat trick definitely isn't gonna freaking work on me.

[TheFounderUtopia]

@creationistcat

Sorry my screen seems to be glitching, I can't make out what you said there.

You love what?

[dangerouslytalented]

what does that taste like CC?

[deathtris]

Hmm... Burn in Hell, or join twitter? I guess Hell has more cool people.

[MrWajax]

Those eyebrows are insane! My goodness lol.

[lazyperfectionist1]

I won't be impressed with science until it produces a worldwide telecommunications network. Er... wait.

[lordwindowlicker]

Wow, I wonder if anyone will get the reference.

[geyza0711]

ALL HAIL CREATIONIST CAT!!!!

[EricArgyris]

You can always brighten my mood CC, and make me laugh.

[jerkythesandpiper]

When are we going to meet your camera man?

[wideosvatcher]

lol clever

[pezzamange]

Wow, this was hot. I came, like, soo ultra hard just now.

[disrxt]

I knew once we made same sex marriage legal Brock would go gay for some hermaphroditic feline. It's a slippery slope.

[HarrysSecret]

First Eddie Currant gets it on with his cat, and now we see you and Brock getting kinda close.

I know there's a recession on, but is there such a shortage of appropriate pussy that folks are warming to the idea of kitty love?

If anyone touches my kitties, I'm cutting bits off the fecker...

Very worrying.

Its a zoophilia agenda!

[rdubb12]

Choppin Brocolli haha, and hey you might not remember this, but you spoke in my class over skype

[AtomicDaytime]

OMG

[leffehoegaarden]

YOU HOARE!

[meleagrisfelis]

ummm. You're looking pregnant CC. Are you sure this is a platonic relationship? Kiara already nailed the fact that you're probably a hermaphrodite. Plus God can do anything right? So a male cat - especially a Catprophet - could get pregnant. Wonder what the kids, er, kits, would look like?

[Acrimonator]

I love you Creationist Cat... In a levitician way, of course...

[dgeypscun]

But wait! The bible clearly states that a MAN shall not lie with another MAN. It doesn't say nothing about a cat who was zapped by god through the internet and given super powers shall not lie with another man. You are in the clear bro!

[Mectrixctic]

@dgeypscun

Bible is against Bestiality. So CC would have to lie with an Atheist or Muslim man, not AA.

[mrx0066600]

Seems more like Brock is Trolling for Jesus...

[nishbrown]

Dana Carvey would definitely approve!

:^D

[HappyAtheist76]

It's gay love er... I mean brotherly love... wait that still sounds bad :/ Brock & CC forevah! lmao :D

[ChadWardenTV]

It does not matter if you are a Leftist or Right Wing.... this was fucking funny!!!

[YesIamJames]

I'm sure you'll be very happy together. Have you seen Edward Current's latest video? He's taken his relationship to the next level watch?v=L8vTMtWJIM8

[TheAnimeAtheist]

this is priceless!

[Nilsy1975]

Just stay away from Edward Current! LOL!

[Blackmark52]

You and Brock are a match made in heaven, CC.

[Texemosis]

sorry, but your friend is a douche.

[MisterScrutinizer]

@Texemosis Handy friend when on a vacation imo.

[firefly4f4]

Someone should auto-tune this :)

[ElectrumShiv]

Gotta say,those denim shorts are simply divine.

[johncwilson]

Gayer than Boy George in a Strawberry Shortcake dress? Wow! Something really wrong with the way that vadimcream dude thinks... and what he thinks about... yeah.....

[Bexula]

is this the teaser track for creationist cat sings songs of pwnage vol. 2??!!!!

[ObtuseSage]

I can hear the passion.

[creationistcat]

@ObtuseSage

Dats probably because I did have "The Passion" playing on loop while I was editing diss video...

[333kingston]

I heard 'broccoli' for the whole time.

[djpob]

this didn't appear in my subs box, I had to look you up specifically because I knew you were releasing a vid tonight (saw your comments on another video)

[xxxThePeachxxx]

This is the best rendition of the Broccoli song I've ever heard!

Oh and Brock is a total douche nozzle for those tweets.

[zabukazar]

Can hermaphrodites really be gay?...Er...That's a totally unrelated comment of course.

[johncwilson]

@zabukazar Yes they can..... Kiara said so!



[TheFacelessHeathen]

You are the best ever. Of all time.

[yakadouloo]

YOUR LATE!!!!