Paula Radcliffe London Marathon 2005 - Peeing and Winning

[shit311]

she could piss in my mouth

[mrtorviking]

@shit311 dude! wtf?

[shit311]

@mrtorviking cuz i love girls peeing ;D im a perv!

[nepalihercules]

@shit311 lol it wasn't pee, it was diarrhoea

[ryanbabbage]

she sharted xD

[1brokenarrow1]

you do realise she isnt pissing, she actualy shat herself

[jdub53202]

What a nasty ass bitch



[ufewl]

she won easily in fact she pissed it!!

[noyan000]

0_0

[Khronnus]

For everyone who is slagging her off. This is really common. But not only that, you're drinking all the time. This just happens. If you want to win, you will have to do these things.

[sasquidge]

What A Legend!! lol

[Joshw1337]

What a vile human being... Im gonna shit in her pillowcase.

[cymrutroll]

God knows where i came from..

[kellylovers]

na wenn sie halt muss

hab das auch schon gemacht

man will ja net so viel zeit verlieren

[ShiivaWilding]

That's actually amazing... O.O

[GeoMcEvan]

It's poo

[Vdjperks]

i was a tactic to slow other racers down, she left an oil slick so that they would slip.

[gulfrazthehunk1]

DIRTY BITCH!!!! Euughh

[soggysausage]

what a disgusting bitch

[Khronnus]

@soggysausage You know nothing.

[soggysausage]

@Khronnus and you know everything

[Khronnus]

@soggysausage No one knows everything. But I'm guessing I know more about this than you. 

[rongovrongov]

i would gladly undergo way more humiliating stuff on my way to a 2:17 marathon.and i'm a guy

[geckoexpress]

Right where the water is for everyone to tread through.

[Kaapouch]

@MissFashionDrama That's what I heard, she had diarrhoea and couldn't keep it in. To be fair she should get more protein in her diet to firm up her turds but lets face it she'd be heavier. Poor Paula can't get it quite right, still won though. Now that's the British way, ha ha.

[JessikahAznBabyy]

iHaveTheWeirdestBoner.jpg

[donsuccone]

thats some unbelievable shit! or pee.

[animeCODfish]

lol

[PulseSenses]

"Out of breath, Paula, need to pause for a break?"

"NO, I'VE TOUCHED CLOTH!"

[raindropemz5424]

shes my grandmas friends nice

[timrocket2]

lol i had a crush on her when i was a kid

[shalenjoshi2]

Ha lol. The dirty bitch.

[MissFashionDrama]

apparantly its actually diarrhea....not piss. :/

[ImGonnaGetYouSucker]

I licked it up after she ran off. It tasted like warm salty Irn brew. Thanks Sally.

[ITIMBERLANDI]

that dude is red would no sirpise me if he is the cleaner lol look at his face rofl

[ITIMBERLANDI]

if u gotta go u gotta go

[lamppostclimber]

Why is she wearing gloves?

[shepja87]

that is fucked

[woodbinedrinker]

That little boy got quite the show!

[Vdjperks]

bystander like wtf!! you poop next to me, quick get the camera.

[ryanitomato]

you can do that in a marathon or any mile event like triathlon. its ok..its acceptable hahaha. the others pee while running.

[Oxocubesrule]

scummy bitch

[zingzangwallawalla]

when you gotta go, you gotta go ;)

[jpete3027666]

I don't know when I'm running long distance events, even if I'm drinking tons of electrolytes I'm sweating most of it out so no need to pee. But this is damn funny though.

[SheToldYouWHAT]

Lol another crack in the road!! :))

[st00pidfart]

Like a boss.

[the3aremine1]

OMG, she will neever live that down, i know that most women have been caught short and have to duck behind a tree or a bush, but having to do it in the street and in front of millions lol she must have been bursting

[posiden01]

@the3aremine1 She will never live it down lol? She's a world record holder for a 26.2 mile race. This really isn't embarrassing. She can run a marathon in less than 2 hours and 30 minutes. If you want to be the best there is and you want to win, what other people think of you really doesn't matter. I have nothing but respect for her. She can do what so many can't.

[the3aremine1]

@posiden01 yeah but she will always be known as the marathon runner who pissed in the street

[posiden01]

@the3aremine1 really because out of all her accomplishments that is definitley not ever going to be the first thing about her that pops into my mind.

[the3aremine1]

@posiden01 Yet it is used as a joke whenever she in an audience, she's asked if she knows where the loos are etc, i will always think of it first - shame

[mjrizon]

@posiden01 it is for me

[SimoMcGauneo]

errr god minging

[Grendel2912]

It was a poo

[Ferny84]

Did she have to do it in front of that poor guy?

[cockywatchman1976]

@Ferny84 That guy had to wipe it up

[longbendy81]

And here's Radcliffe "skidding" over the finish line.

Good job she's a pretty lass otherwise no-one would forgive her shitting like that.

Bit like George Michael. Grade A Pervert = good looking and talented - so he gets away with it.l

[FearGreenHaze93]

she was marking her territory

[cockywatchman1976]

Should be charged-I was arrested for cracking one out in an entry-why she gets away with it I don't know

[longbendy81]

@cockywatchman1976

"Cracking one out" = having a wank

[cockywatchman1976]

@longbendy81 Yep-but I was also "fiddling" with my rear whilst having the five knuckle shuffle. Come on though, sometimes the one eyed purple headed womb ferret has to be relieved.....as I say, exercise the pant rat.

[dickyboi85]

Didn't even wipe. Dirty bitch

[jika12]

man all those dumb people if u trained so hard for a marathon and u quit for a stupid shit than its sucks big ,, but most of the people never ran more than 2 k in their lifes so stop the BS gosh little children! i u feel what she felt that time most of the people cried so hard

[yggdrasil007]

@jika12

so true. i would have done the same. but it's kind of mean they filmed it.

[jika12]

@yggdrasil007 yup not appropriate i mean she still is a neat women but i think the poster just wanted views! it happened to me man and it was horrible the pain is too much as your belly cramps it just has to get out and u lose ure thinking at that moment but thats what atletes do they do everything for the competition ,, she could sit at macdonalds and be a fat loser but shes now a hero and an example for lots of women and men !now thats what i call achievement and spirit ! much respect !

[helveeta]

Paula admitted that race she had stomach cramping=diarrhea, not pee pee. Also that pee pee looked pretty thick and dark! :P She won this race by the way, she's the world's fastest female marathoner!

[yourcathatesme]

this aint pee.... its something much more sinister.

[Maxpow33r]

PISS OUT MY ASS!

[madmanmemo]

I came here from Cracked!

[kspkido]

@madmanmemo Totally ! ahahhahaha

[bernusdellus]

All long distance athletes do it. Bike riders shit off the side of their saddles and triathletes piss in their shorts.

If anyone has a problem with it, look the other way.

[jmwilson82]

That's not pee, unless you pee out of your butt. Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha!

[kibbles1053]

Not pee.

[Donnelly182]

Oh you nasty.

[nEwSoMe93]

I thought she had a shit?

[sollysolman]

to be fair, men do this kind of thing all the time, and no one flinches an eye lid

[Bugsyboy333]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[cupcakecrazy02]

Pee herself which would be quite uncomfortable or piss down a drain.

Hmm..

[LFCEOIN]

DIRTY BIT

[CRAIGMASON1971]

eww put ya minge away!

[d1ez3]

is she shitting lol

[TheClayballs]

If you do that in the street on a Saturday night, you would get a £60 pound fixed penalty notice. Fine her.

[nathaniz2]

@TheClayballs

are you talking from experience there?

[mastermunster]

@TheClayballs Tell me about it!

What a disgusting whore!!!!!!!!!

[brw147]

@mastermunster Grow up

[deeco758]

She must b sh**ing it for 2012

[ConfusedProud]

If a man had done that... :/

[remondo]

Why would she choose to do it right infront of a father and kids?!

[CampbellScot]

@remondo I don't think she "chose" to do that at all. The only choice she had was whether or not to pee herself or pee on the ground. I don't think she even saw who was around. Runners are incredibly focused on their time and pace at that level. It's not a matter of manners or anything like that. It's elite level running and the limits the body is pushed to in the quest to be the best.

[mark95427]

@remondo

ohhh the ignorance.

when you're running for 26.2 miles as fast as you can, and you got sh!t in you, you can't choose to hold it in.

she was running with money on the line (most likely), and so of course, she would have wanted to get rid of the pain.

this is what it takes to win.

[qwertyuiop298]

@mark95427 I for one am suddenly sooo glad I don't take exercise more than once or twice a week. My self image (skinny, angry, chronic internet addict with awkward outlets of fat, periodical zits and pale complexion) now seems soooo much better than the alternative (fit, athletic person...who shits themselves).

[mark95427]

@remondo

oh also, when you run as fast as you can for a long time and you got substance in your tummy, poo naturally just comes out. it has happened to me a couple times

[remondo]

@mark95427 I really don't give a shit stop being a smart arse. no puns intended.

[massacrene1]

ive heard of people that just piss on themselves. Thats what it takes to win then FUCKING DO IT!!!! Now taking a dump would be way different

[longbendy81]

@massacrene1

It was a dump. She even said so herself after the race

[the3aremine1]

@longbendy81 you're kidding right lol

[ralucagymnast]

@massacrene1 Erm I hate to break it to you, but it was a dump. She had runners diaorrhea, chronic stomach cramps and couldnt hold it in. She actually had a poo, not a pee, But youre right, you do what it takes to win: after all, its a normal body function and everybody has to do it, and she was probably so "in the zone" she was totally oblivious of people around her. Marathon runners are not like "normal" people, after all; they are superhuman:)

[scottishlad1987]

my dog has better manners than this! well not quite true, at least she never stated sniffing the arses of passing runners.

[djfunkychicken]

is that the chick from 2 chicks one cup???

[and1smax]

Those potters..

*back to newspaper

[moogsource]

She has a shit later on in the race!

[lfgubrs]

Wow she really needed to go lol

[marcusfra]

@13sinister - you are so dumb. 'he' is a she. And SHE won!! You must be American right?

[reevesy314]

I am sure she was actually having a poo here, she had stomach cramps and had eaten a little too much before the race. Liquid poo noice!

[car45j34]

she had to do that next to kids?!

[endasil]

@car45j34 Why would the kids care? It's the adult you should worry about.

[necrophage1]

197 people jerked off to this video

[bk3k]

@necrophage1 damn right we did! This is hot and so is she!

[lepetitpoulet]

oh wow, she really didn't lose much time at all

[malamgeerqasim]

yes at least she didnt give up!

Its almost impossible for a common guy to run 3 miles who does nothing but sit on his fat ass in front of a screen and watch vedios.

try it man and you will see your body tells you how weak you really are.

[GUNNERSAURUS777]

@DTX85 haha lol so funny !

[DTX85]

whats next: usain bolt stoppin for a shit during the 100 meters

[lauroga]

she's pissing off the other competitors

[polarbear01278]

dirty pikey paula ! lol

[spigknot]

lol

[bailinnumberguy]

If you're in a marathon with a chance to win and you have to go, what else are you going to do, look for the nearest Burger King and use their facilities?

[gts5001]

that is hardcore I salute her

[rhetoricalparadox]

shit happens

[retcherfletcher]

thats not wee, thats poo!

[thirdlegUK]

th gy she pisses in front of just looks down like "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

[MeganWigley]

LMFAO. What an absaloute legend :')

[hundepul]

Wow, if I was a cop I would've arrested her about 5ft infront of the finishing line for public indecentcy!

[daz194]

Nothing like a quick tactical

[anUHkins]

lmao! greatest sport ever.

I don't think it's a big deal. obviously she really had to go, although in that case i'm suprised she didn't pee longer.

[MrPonko]

Women PISS?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Vendimi3]

@MrPonko

I guess they fart, too. All except mine. And my mother, 'course.

[oasis4ever92]

i fucking told her to "have a try" before she left

[61phantom]

WTF

[AliceBindi]

man how is that even legal?

[tiddy142]

hold up i peed in public and got arrested why does she get away with it :S

[tiddy142]

hold up i peed in public and got arrested why does she get away with it :S

[5Willoughby]

Queen of London,

love her.

Legend.

[MrKillien]

you go girl.

[abcasd1]

she got some balls

[diggingformud]

disgusting working class whore - get back to the glory hole

[pennydesouza]

@diggingformud Why is her class relevant?

[bk3k]

@diggingformud don't be such a faggot. This was hot and I wish more women would do this.

[Fosterscloseclan]

@bk3k lmao if you like this you would love 2 girls 1 cup!

[diggingformud]

@bk3k hahaha, good comment. I think she should be sent to Libya so she can distract the enemy anti-aircraft crews with her offensive behaviour, unless you'd rather keep her in the west, where public excretion seems to be much more acceptable. No - let Allah clean up after Paula.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

lol if shes willing to squat and pee on camera she can prolly find an easier more profitable job than running a marathon :)

[Large2Little]

Go on Radcliffe u nutter!!!

[kangie285]

that was quik

[tbirdz12]

Tour De France riders let it on the side of the road all the time.

[marshalljimduncan]

She was just airing that thing out

[Dendiol]

Dirty cow!

[morgiep]

I would rather have lost the race than lose my dignity like that, vile woman!

[pallett316]

@morgiep all she did was have a piss.

[AcaciaUnchained]

@morgiep iTotally agree!

[Mrgyn]

Change the title!

Yeah she didn't pee at all. She had cramps which led to a liquid shite.

Read up on it.

[Dreamscape52]

Hmmm interesting choice,do it quick in the gutter,which is what most mums do when their children get caught short and there isnt a toilet,or piss herself running?,you cant exactly stop in the middle of a marathon,put your hand up and say "Toilet please?" she was probably in the middle of a street when this happened.

She's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't,only people who do have a problem with this seem to be everyday joe,NON professional athletes.

[KiteSwift]

you know this isn't uncommon, three hours is a long time to be moving around without peeing. if you've gotta go you've gotta go. AND WIN!

[ChilliHulkRKO]

IF SHE IS WIILING TO PEE IN PUBLIC IMAGINE WHAT ELSE SHE WILL DO!!

[causa04]

@ChilliHulkRKO she can probably suck some cock in public lmao!

[miklo1244]

@causa04 like your mama!!!

[causa04]

@miklo1244 better is yours dick!!!

[splattyfish]

@ChilliHulkRKO LMAO.

[SirVezas]

@ChilliHulkRKO That was actually shit

[honolulu274]

theres a marathon in new york just today.

[pigsy65]

Hey, you get arrested in the UK for peeing in a public place! Yet Paula gets to unload a chicken korma in public and on national television and gets away with it! lol!

Still imagin if she'd took the chance and farted!! that would have been nasty.

[kinkybusiness]

hahhahahaa iv always heard about this but never seen it and its hilarious. that was a quick pee!

[waddle16926]

LMAO THAT GUYS FACE O.o ;l

[waveboi93]

Atleast she won loooool

[MongooseFreeRider]

Take a close look ITS A RUNNY DUMP

[13sinister]

That was gross, but better than the alternative...

Here's the guy that SHIT his pants while actually running:

/watch?v=VArOPqllcQg

He finished in 21st place.

[GetUpAndTryAgain]

wow i guess when u gotta go u gotta go. but i cant imagine how weird it must have felt to stop in a marathon and then keep going. anyone who has run knows that it feels strange to stop during a long run and then start going again right after lol.

[asromab3]

It's liquid shit spewing from her world record anus.

[ChrisKnight22]

classy gal

[doubtless]

it is in fact poop, not piss, read the espn article titled "it happens" by david flemming

[CombatSportFan]

@doubtless I figure 90% of the people who have been to this video in the last 48 hours came here because of that f'n article.

[JenBabyJen]

@doubtless I read this and it was absolutely shocking. idk, I never knew how much athletes went through lol

[TheRockraines]

Its poop, not piss

[MrScottJJohnson]

I don't blame her, it helped her lose a few ounces. lol