OK random question people: I saw this in theaters & I specificaly remember a longer version of the "crab scene" where the Narrator introduces the crab & goes into how he's stranded on Vogssphere and sending an SOS etc. It setup the INSTANT DEATH gag much better, but for some reason they've taken it out of the Network TV & DvD versions. It makes u wonder why the crab is happy 2 C the heroes crash land! Does anyone else remember this in the theatrical version? Its been driving me nuts! LOL
The original was better than that says a lot about how bad this is. The clear Affirmative Action choice of Mos Def as Ford was a sign this would suck and it clearly did. Glad I didn't waste money on it.
@catothewiser i actually found mos def/ford a very likable actor/character, least he does act others just do gangsta roles or thats the only sort of roles they get
I think this is the 2nd funniest part. The funniest part is when the guide talks about vogon poetry then it goes onto say "Ode to a small lump of putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning" That is where I piss myself laughing! I laugh litterally every time I hear it XD
it IS Magrathea.
udqbpn 1 month ago
1:57 ROFL
I'm lying facedown on my desk every freakin' time I watch that, it's so, so classically hilarious xD Then again, he does it at 2:42!
Kaegri 2 months ago
@Kaegri Yea, it cracks me up every time.
MarioHc4L 1 month ago
Marvin Runnin LMFAOOOOOO XD >
Youngcamdadon 3 months ago
OK random question people: I saw this in theaters & I specificaly remember a longer version of the "crab scene" where the Narrator introduces the crab & goes into how he's stranded on Vogssphere and sending an SOS etc. It setup the INSTANT DEATH gag much better, but for some reason they've taken it out of the Network TV & DvD versions. It makes u wonder why the crab is happy 2 C the heroes crash land! Does anyone else remember this in the theatrical version? Its been driving me nuts! LOL
G1Legacy 5 months ago
Mos Def is such an underrated talent.
ganzano 5 months ago
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Don't think. Don't even think. Think and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't think.
TheOzone527 6 months ago
2:03 epic :D
TheJakeRay1 7 months ago
The original was better than that says a lot about how bad this is. The clear Affirmative Action choice of Mos Def as Ford was a sign this would suck and it clearly did. Glad I didn't waste money on it.
catothewiser 8 months ago
@catothewiser this is one of the funniest movies i've seen; you should definitely re-evaluate your racism.
AlemanJuan 7 months ago
@catothewiser your a fucking idiot.
PLeasureJet 7 months ago
@catothewiser i actually found mos def/ford a very likable actor/character, least he does act others just do gangsta roles or thats the only sort of roles they get
but overall i enjoyed the movie very much
Buxenwolf 3 months ago
@catothewiser youre just mad you got slapped for thinking this movie sucked
Mayasune1 2 months ago
so... the vogon's pretty much evolved around creatures that would physically hurt them if they thought eh? That explains a lot actually...
BlueStrikeP 8 months ago 2
And the moral of the story is always carry a towel!
Beccagirl28 11 months ago 6
@Beccagirl28 agreed
beasst94 10 months ago
I love all of the actors in this movie:
Mos Def
Martin Freeman
and
Sam Rockwell
:DDDDD
rockerchickomg30 1 year ago
"I have...an id *SLAP*...RUUUN!"
Otakahunt 1 year ago 2
2:04 my favorite part.
bluetoaster8822 1 year ago
Mos Def: Okay... I think... We... WOAAAH!
bluetoaster8822 1 year ago
Decent quality, thanks!
bluetoaster8822 1 year ago
When Zaphod is first smacked, it sounds like he's sayinh, "Dirk Wad! What was that?!!!" I don't get it!
megafan2453 1 year ago
@megafan2453 he says zarquan, its the equivalency of god
sohmamasayuki 1 year ago
@sohmamasayuki Crap! I'm one of the nerdiest fans of hhgttg! Should've caught that! Zark! Everything was nice and froody till now.
megafan2453 1 year ago
2:45 hahah oh sam rockwell. "i have an ..." smack!
crybabysandy 1 year ago
2:46, they screwed up and missed Arthur.
aggielaxer 1 year ago
i could use a thinking cap when i have to write essays.
Invisifly2 1 year ago
Lmao
ilikemyhamster2 1 year ago
I have an ide.......oooooooooooo
ilikemyhamster2 1 year ago
2:04 LMAO
BloodScorchedSun 1 year ago
this part had me CRACKIN UP
rotsellia 1 year ago 2
thats just plain funny love the movie
frecklesdk 1 year ago
Ok...don't think. Nobody think. No ideas, no theories, no nothing.
...
*TRIPLE SMACK*
progrockcoffee 1 year ago 4
lol @ 3:16 hey your s'pposed to stop!
hlily3 1 year ago
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wordy1701 1 year ago
I thinnnnnk, whaa' whaaaa' wasss thaaaat?! ;-D
wordy1701 1 year ago 2
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tsikrikaskwsths 1 year ago
everytime they show this on t.v they leave this part out and it is probably one of the most funniest moments.
Mega2dimples 1 year ago 3
@Mega2dimples they do? that sucks!!! this is what made the movie!!!
terminaterjohn 1 year ago
Funniest scene in the movie
jehaney 1 year ago 4
1:15
voxar 1 year ago
I love this movie.
megarouge2001 1 year ago
Crab: Welcome to Vogsphere!
Hatch: Go Away. *Crushes crab*
funniest thing ever lol
RivalryFilms 1 year ago
it's so damn funny hahaha!!!
the3ktor 1 year ago
Now that what I call Slapstix!
sledstormx 1 year ago
If the vogons are stupid how do they hyave that incredinle technology?
remanuelmr 2 years ago
stupid but highly evolved maybe ;)
meshugeah 1 year ago
@meshugeah Like us.
xxPatheticEmoxx 1 year ago
I think this is the 2nd funniest part. The funniest part is when the guide talks about vogon poetry then it goes onto say "Ode to a small lump of putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning" That is where I piss myself laughing! I laugh litterally every time I hear it XD
HeavensOfMetal 2 years ago
@ SH474M
yeah, like a mentally reatrted jack sparrow. this is my favorite part
ThePhilosopher91 2 years ago
MAGRATHEA!
SuperRod88 2 years ago
funniest scene in the movie, I laughed so hard my eyes got watery.
GuyTheChickMagnet 2 years ago 7
my eyes fell out :|
sverre0511 2 years ago
"zaphod...what do you think?"
"I think..SMACK..."Good God what was that?"
trier4952 2 years ago 32
@trier4952 lmao I pissed my pants when I seen that the first time years ago its so classic
BloodScorchedSun 1 year ago
i have an I -smack!
Anthonyk312 2 years ago 3
MOS DEF is so great in this role.
Tigerman1138 2 years ago 29
I agree :)
DiscoGabe 2 years ago
fav part!
FordPrefect100 2 years ago
I had this idea of...ow.....ooo!
FordPrefect100 2 years ago
Zaphod is like Jack Sparrow.
LOL
SH474M 3 years ago 6
His brain is fueled by lemonade. lol :)
CRAFTYBYTCH 3 years ago 5
zaphod ! what do YOU think?
...well I think *aaarhg*
really top scene =)
misonek 3 years ago
My favorite part!! ♥
kissdia 4 years ago
Mine too
I kinda have and Idea *whack* ouch
I have an I *whack* RUN!!!!
NatterV2 4 years ago