The Story of Philip DeFranco and the Reluctant Whale Tail

[grgharrison9]

What did he mouth to the camera

[lilpackerfreak]

FUCKKKKKKK PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLL. FUCKING ASK HER TO MARRY YOU.

[88KeysADay]

Tags: Rawr

[xmelodicxaftermathx]

You guys are so cute! Mary her

[animefreakL]

Stop calling her your girlfriend and start calling her your finacee. NOW

[LaAndrea26]

OH funny things. wen i record my bf and i, im you and hes lindsey.

WHY PEOPLE SO SHY N SHIT?

[nikkirenee47331]

Teehee I watched it hoping something intresting would happen lol

[xXBartsGirlXx]

I thought I remembered watching a ShayTards video where you were going to propose, Phil? What happened?

I vote: Lindsay DeFranco!

[meganator34]

Marry Her, and make pretty dimpled defranco babies. <3

[TheLoneDevil]

They argue like an old married couple.

Marry her ;D

[sayrith]

Mary her!

[Barah87]

I've been watching the show for quite awhile now and just got into the vloggity, but this is my favorite vid of yours I've seen.

[tsphilly98]

awww... without your glasses you look like a puppy

[ctabula]

"im gonna have sex with her 2 times after that"

[ToshiroFujimoto]

it looks like "im having sex 2 times in..." i dont get the last part....i thought he said everything....but maybe it was everday o.O

[samhblackmore]

This vlog is strangely captivating :)

[TheSketchBat]

I think he said "I'm in her two times a day."

[SkulandSedMachinima]

i think he said i had phone sex with her 2 times or something like that

[IQ100Ego120]

what did he whisper at the end?

[ClaireyBeary724]

1:45 - 1:52

oh my god the cuteness.

[Supergagahaus]

Phil, if you better marry Lindsey. You guys are so adorable!

[random234ify]

You two are married... you may not no it, but you are.

[XxBloodyRosesx]

what did he say at the very end!!! uhh im not a mouth reader!! helps meh!

[m3gn77]

How about a tour of your new houseeee



[Artfreak130]

Awwwwwwww ur so dammm cute!!!!

[eccentrikki]

Your ceilings are so hiiigh.

[HanHanFilms]

Oh my god, you two, stop being so fucking adorable.

[DragonEyedThief]

This had me laughing a lot, great vlog!

[rbaker98]

This sucked

[KrazykurlyxD]

You got so red when she said "I'm not a wife." That was perfect.

[PurpleNinjaJasmine]

2:36 - 2:54 ROFL

[xoxocaityxoxo15]

That was soo cute. You guys are funny =]

[whatismusik]

2:43

"Other YouTuber's wives..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a wife, fuck you."

Freudian slip? (;

[theshontman]

DeFranco isn't his real surname you know?

[BurgundyMutt]

Phil, you sounded like the greesed up deaf guy from Family Guy for a second XD

You guys are so sweet with one another. ^_^

[toulouse666]

You and self-deprecation humor!

OF COURSE I was still watching at 05:00!, This was PURE pointless voyeurism Epicness!

Seriously Lindsey, what was the imagined reason for not wanting to be filmed other than to rob so many people of their will to live! ;)

[igotyourmoney23]

hahahah!

"oh im sorry im not a wife, FUCK YOU!" XD

[0MissElizabeth0]

ha that's funny the puppy just decides its time to make out with you ! he's like 'come here you, let me give your face a little luvin' !

[Huston500]

You guys are just a goofy couple! You make me laugh!

[CJMCn18]

YeaH lINDSEY DeFranco!!!

[hwall1018]

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a wife. FU"--PhillyD, propose already!

[kotabearsdad]

Phil you should marry her, Lindsey DeFranco just sounds good.

[cats9091]

It's funny how he said she left and then she is actually there... so cute together.

[GeffEenz]

How are you still watching this after 5 min?!!!! ....

[filmist007]

Phil, Lindsey's hott.

[N0ELLEx33]

HAHAHA LINDSEY. I LOVE YOU. " i'm sorry, i'm not a wife. fuck you." LMFAOOOO

[jm3sb0nd007]

Face down ass up that's the way I like ta-Lmao!

[msmonkey93]

I love you guys!!!!! You make me laugh..and you should make her a wife!! :)

[MrSilversilent]

Yes, how am I still watching this after 5 min?

[nuk022]

Something you haven't shown us. U noo what we want ;)

[CMWetty]

Phil, you might think this is terrible, but your one of the few who let us into your real life. If your looking for new ideas, just think what you would actually want to do in life! Take a vacation! Take a cruise! Take Lindsey with you!

Just thoughts...

[NenshouHinote]

"You're violating my face." Haha. That made my day.

[KrzyAznLzr]

Lol, you guys are incredibly comfortable with each other, I love it :) <3

[opticrainbow]

LOL @ "ur violating my face!" "yea i did...."

[Inzanti]

you've been dropping hints phil, MARRY HER.

[askfoureyes]

"oh, i'm sorry, i'm not a wife, fuck you" linz rocks.

[TheOreoRebel]

I hope you do a big proposal and put it on youtube. <3 Involve Toby Turner some how. He just....makes everything awesome....er.

[findernightrose]

@maishi

Travel reporters generally know their history of the place their going to and interesting sites and off beat paths to take. No matter how much you may like Liz she sure isn't someone I'd take travel advice from. All and all she repeating what other ppl have said or told her. I'm sorry it's like 99% of the population one day wakes up and says. "you know what I'm going to travel and I'm going to get paid to do it" yeah right. She may be able to do it because of Phils popularity....

[ColorMyWorld250]

AHHH PHILLIP BUY HER A RING PLEASE-3

[Rbudden306]

no nooo NOOOO nononno. SO FUCKING CEWT LOVE YOUR DOG

[TheNirvanaMind]

Aw. She's pretty. (:

You two are cuuute together. <3 :D

[natachu99]

You two are awesome together!!! Stay happy both of you :D

[askfoureyes]

this is adorable.

[Skraeling19]

Somehow, I doubt that glow about her is from the lighting...

[MrAmerica99997]

LIKA SOM BOOODY!!

[34Paperclips]

Lindsey DeFranco

[jonploof96]

i was playin cod while this was playin and when he said how are u watching this after 5 minutes i was like da fuqqq O.o then i relized its the video

[Femminista21]

you should totally marry her. She is so cute and she puts up with you.  that is more than most people can ever hope for

[Kamikaze954]

"How are you still watching this after five minutes? This is terrible. This is a terrible video."

Because we're your homies.

[Photoquippedanxiety]

That looks exactly like my dog! :D

[bincerbob]

watch* not want....whoops

[bincerbob]

I don't want Phil very much....does he actually have bipolar disorder or was he just joking?

[oopxe789]

Phil hit it afterwards.

[jictcaliber]

hahah bro nice pimp hand

[MrsBrent]

I relate

[klimbohan]

i am drunk thats why i have been watching this for over for five minutes, i cant believe i did that first sentence with out typos.

[brittany09]

HAHAHAHHA MY YORKIE DOES THE SAME THING

[ForeverBlueEyes14]

THAT DOG IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!

[bbmac16]

Face Down, Ass up. That's the way phil likes to fuck.

[murderXmeXsweetly]

Philly, marry her.

Linz, you're gorgeous!

[AlienSkater07]

You should do a vlog of your "Defranco Crib" lol. Seriously though, that'd be cool!

[EmilyInRed]

Please, please, film when you propose. please. <3

[CutieKassy]

He say "I'm going to have sex with her two times after that!" because he gave a shoutout to her channel.

[KraftyKittenz]

If you don't MARRY that girl soon...imma hafta unsubscribe... :) Love your face loving my face!

[diana94881]

Linz DeFranco. I like it :)

[yosserbatool]

aarghhh, they're just joking about marriage so much lately. but like, awkwardly. e_e

[Leftside08]

when are you going to get married?

[Leftside08]

when the fuck are you getting married damnit!

[MyPokemonAreCool]

if you ever marry her , make it during a vlog.

[KsenijaKoska]

98 people have a wife

[KsenijaKoska]

Thumps up if this made you laugh

[CataPvP]

Phill..Fucking seriously.. <3!

Bro love!

[Rphughes0902]

Liz DeFranco?

[CaptKundalini]

Phil, when you gonna break down and ask the lass to marry ya? Hey wait a minute, if you have been living together for 3 years or over, she is already your wife via Common Law. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. :)

[generalinsan0]

hey mouth readers!!

wtf did Phil say?!

[Dap0ck3ts]

@generalinsan0 i think he said "im gana have sex with her two times ... ... ..." the last bit is covered by his fingers so that's anyone's guess

[75tastetherainbow]

Haha he goes through periods...

[Nani101]

Eh. You practically ARE married.

[crymar09]

You should do something with glow sticks.

[pat5168]

Lindsay what are you doing?!?! Do you know how many people would kill to be on your boyfriend's show?

[WhatItDoScotty]

Phil, marry dat ass!

[WickedMemories]

I like being Bipolar, it makes life interesting.

[TheNinjaMaddi]

@WickedMemories true dat!!

[TheNightowl001]

BTW, Phil.... MARRY dat girl! 

[Shir4ever]

I LOVE watching your random vlogs, especially when its you and Lindsey!!

[BrittishAccentsRock]

You're so nice to her. :) She's lucky.

[Ayla8711]

@1:14 lol yeah it is.

none of us are complaining though XD

[pricethepeanut]

Lindsay is so pretty

[minecraftpwnage6123]

How come you never say "This is Philip DeFranco, and you've just been filled in" Anymore?

[InduceComa]

@minecraftpwnage6123 because this isn't the Philip DeFranco Show.

[pat5168]

@minecraftpwnage6123 "This is Phillip DeFranco, and you've just been Philled in." ******

[minecraftpwnage6123]

@pat5168 I forgot it was a vlog, not The Philip DeFranco Show

[sambart1986]

I was still watching after five minutes ^_^

Your face is just the type that I can't stop looking at <3

[RzXVeRSaTiiLe]

he just got done banging her! she was in the bathroom cleaning up ;]

[bambamwoooo]

"im having sex with her two times today for that"

.... hahah

[nateb0521]

Then i threw some at her... Ha get that reference? Ha yes!

[TheSavvyDish]

if you propose, you better get it on camera

[spennytheman69]

we watch it after 5 minutes because ur awesome :P

[LeHizik]

Bro, don't wait too long to marry. One of you can die easily, kinda like your accident. I know you have some plan. Just don't wait too long.

[kaciisbored]

Phill, your bipolar?

[DJSlushyIce]

YOU TWO ARE MOTHERFUCKING ADORABLE

[rasteb2012]

did you mouth that you had sex with her 2 times in africa? srry im a terrible lip reader lol

[TheAznSkaterNetwork]

marry that dog dude

[HankIsAwsome]

phil o dont care any video i watch it because its funny

[senfir]

doggie... ATTACK!"

[panda78900]

im sorry but i find her annoying at times :/

[TheRayven760]

"Oh I'm sorry, I'm not a wife. Fuck you." Clearly a sign that she wants you to marry her.

[alexa5a]

At 0:57 the dog soooo just spat on the bed

[MegaMufti]

Great butt lol

[LifewithComedy]

thumbs up if you thought he was going to propose after he said wife

[Willox00]

i love ur vlogs, always make me smile :)

[imaluuser]

AHAHAAAAAAA 1:40-1:53. So cuuuute <3

[OfficialYowcy]

"Im going to have sex with her two times after that" **MOUTHING** XD

[nomnomnom1996]

You guys look really happy together. I hope you last forever

:)

[OfficialYowcy]

Something two times after that... arghhh!!!!!!! i want to know!!!!!!! lol

[OfficialYowcy]

make her your wife phil! YOU GUYS ARE LIKE AMAZING TOGETHER!!!! XD

[eight216]

whats........ youtube........ >.<

[TDIhoohooh1]

nonononononono

[gorillaz2424]

wheres the ring phil, please explain in a video why you havnt yet. and i will understand if you cant for some previous marriage thing....ya never know

[pfblatx2]

wait, what did he say at the end, what did he mouth?

[pfblatx2]

hahahahaha XD loved that "no no no" where you just pushed ur dog over lol!

[MonsterLove305]

You guys are so cute together:)

[smartypartsguy]

phil just had seeeeex and he felt like vlooging.

[Enav8]

i want a "im with my not wife --->" :L

[Juamoa]

Marry that girl dude

[combustication07]

Phil, you rock socks my friend. I love these videos. Thanks for sharing them with us.

[alliegeorge87]

You gotta keep your pimp hand strong. Am I right? Am I right, or am I right? Am I right, or am I right?... Am I right?.... Am I.... right?

[650sFinnest]

i don't get it what the heck is wrong with him? depression? medical marijuana?

[justthegirlnextdoor]

NO, no, no, no, no.... gotta keep my pimp hand strong.

I love the little fight with your dog, i really laughed and want to post it on tumblr...

[few4eva]

heavy flow day?

[12absinthe12]

its quite sad how 112279 viewers have nothing interesting going on in their life so they sit on youtube and decide to see how someone else's life is going. my excuse is im high as fuckkkkkk

[jaystreeter]

when are you going to make it legit with that sexy girl of yours. and post it.

[taquitos52]

she probably beat him after this for not listening.

[Jaztastik]

Manic depression is always an interesting ride. My boyfriend has the patience of a saint to deal with me on my down days... It's always 'fun'...

[CMWIT]

do one of the Tough Mudder that is in Cali ita a good workout and you get a really cool orange head band when you finish it

[emmaissocoollike69]

I LOVE HIS SMILE!! :D

[asiansmartsXD7]

Soooooo many sexual innuendos....

:P

[Gautrek33]

do a project 90... p90x!

[confeye]

I love this more personalized look into your guys' life :) Cause you're just SO damn awesome together! PS:

MAKE HER YOUR WIFE! :D

[CesHeartsLife]

She is adorable! Cute couple :)

[InevitablyInevitable]

Oh man, Phil got ownd.

[katzoetrope]

project 30 please!!!!!

[mrleglock]

Is Linz russin?

[AllieLady80]

Game of thrones= AMAZING

[boylemx465]

fuckin soap opera

[DarkKnightfan456]

I can't lip read :(

[karp518]

If you liked HBO's Game of Thrones you should read the book (of the same title) in the Song of Fire and Ice series on which it is based. Fantastic read!

[musicaddiction109]

you guys are so fucking cute. -3