dice is the greatest when it comes to making me laught! but when it comes to metal you might as well be asking a priest what common since is. they know there stuff but this deffenetly isnt his arena
You seem to base your opinion of Dice on other peoples view on the persona and shock comedy of Dice. Nothing will ever bring him back to the status he once had in late 80s early 90s, but he is still a pop culture icon that continues to be discussed. Because of people like you who comment on him continue to keep him and his material around for some to enjoy and others to hate. So CHEERS to help keep Dice alive in the new age of internet communication!
ive seen this gangster wannabe twat in several interviews and he,s not funny in the slightest i would love to meet him and hit him with so many lefts he would beg for a right.get some new material shit head
@singinsmiley1 You want to meet someone so you can beat them up because you don't like to see or hear them. First, you should not watch the videos. Second, you need to learn to control your weak feelings. You must be a very insecure to think in such a way. 'Little dick syndrome' is what some call it, you can get help from a local therapist. Cheers!
Dice man,when a crowd can say all of your jokes right along with you,and when you have been saying the same shit for 20 years,its time to move on. Stop thinking you are the king of comedy,your a washed up has been. When you come back with some new jokes maybe you will get a gig at something other than a little fucking bar.
@badcatmcconell1324 I think he has a long term contract at a famous Las Vegas hotel. Any comedian in any stage of his/her career would kill for that. What have you done with life? Why don't you sellout stadiums and come up with new fresh material? In fact i want to see you on a youtube channel updated everyday with fresh comedic material and we see how famous you get.
@mxIllKill Yeah,and I want to see this retard with a youtube channel coming up with new material. He has been using the same jokes for 20 years. He goes from small gig to small gig picking on people in the crowd using the same lines he said at the last gig. He is just a fat washed up has been. Also you should come up with some facts and not just what you ''think.''
@badcatmcconell1324 I "think" as in I looked up the facts. He just had a long term contract with the Hilton hotel in Las Vegas, you might have heard of it. He is the only comedian in history to sell out Madison Square Garden back to back nights, might have heard of it. The first comedian to be signed to a major label company, Rick Ruben, might have heard of him, produced the album. You are an internet troll. You are not special so you rage on youtube. You are not a comedian so you can't judge.
@mxIllKill So you think you trashed me,haha. Go look at his vids on here,read all the comments about how he is a washed up has been. He use to be funny when he first came out but nobody likes him now bcuz he uses the same shit over and over and over again. Yeah he is at the hilton,BUT all the reviews said it sucked and wasnt worth it. Even a die hard fan said it was disappointing.
@badcatmcconell1324 Remember that just because it is repetitive humor, doesn't mean its not funny. Family Guy is repetitive humor from The Simpsons. Shock comics like Jim Norton, Joey Diaz, Joe Rogan, Etc., all have a bit of Dice character, because on stage you must be confident. Dice was inspiration of so many comics of today, because of total confidence, lack of regard, and the ability to control a crowd which is what makes a good stand up comic. That's why so many comedians look up to Dice.
@mxIllKill Well to most people a good comedian is sombody who can come up with new stuff that is funny. Maybe they will use the same routine for a few different shows but those are people who havent seen the comedians show yet,but when you use the same lines and jokes your whole career,its not funny anymore. It just becomes annoying.
@badcatmcconell1324 It is funny, just not to you, which is why I am so confused that you are on here watchin his videos just to shit on the guy. Your opinion is not the end all be all because Dice is still around, he still sells tickets, t-shirts, etc. People pay $100+ to sit front row just to be ripped on. The reviews you read did not encompass all reviews, he has a 4 star average rating, that's pretty good. If you don't like the humor, don't watch the video, simple. CHEERS!
@mxIllKill Where are you coming up with this crap,your head. When you find me a website that actually says he has an average review of 4 stars than I will believe you,but until then its just a bunch of BS.
@badcatmcconell1324 This did not come from my head. 3.9/5 star rating. Google this, "dice clay hilton review ticketmaster" check out the links then lets talk BS.
@mxIllKill In fairness, those reviews are written by fans, as opposed to people who actually know the industry. If anyone other than Andrew Dice did a show of this quality, it would never get put on TV. He would never get hired.
@MindStormist The reviews are written by people who watched the show. Most people that go to see Dice are fans. I don't go see someone unless I am a fan. My point is he got mixed reviews, mostly from fans, and the result is a overall decent review, much better than he was in the mid to late 90s! As far as people from the industry goes, who cares what they think. Dice has had trouble his whole career getting on TV cause the 'suits' don't like his style of comedy. This is nothing new.
why do i respect you wisdom so god dam much mr. dice man? huh, do you have a answer for that mr. funny man? because your the fuckin man amongst boys, and not just any boys uh uh. im talkin little catholic choir boys who are extra friendly with the nieghborhood priest. sure they can sing real pretty but they blow twice as hard as they belch out so called music. i dont even know who the hell shadows fall is but judging from the name i would assume they do the sound tracks for gay porn, jerk offs
To all you people who think Dice is joking around in this video, he probably isn't. He probably went to the studio with the privilege of meeting Shadows Fall and they somehow pissed him off, which isn't hard to do. I've met him in person after seeing him do a show two years ago very briefly and he's REALLY like he is on stage and in this video. He's 100% for real. But I can still sit back and enjoy this video. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SIT THE FUCK DOWN, & EAT ANOTHER DOUGHNUT STUPID ASS!!! HAHAHA
this guy wasnt funny in any era... this is just plain embarrassment. mad gay to speak with an accent. like he didnt go to school or something. hated kids that started talkin with "italian" accents. heard dice was a jew actually too. hes like the guy at the party everyone smiles at like "yea man, you the man" and then tries mad hard to avoid him all night. see your boys with him stuck in a conversation you look at them like ha bro sucks for you. only made it in 16 seconds and got a headache
50st and 10 st is a Jewish neighborhood you gutless pendejo. I don't have time for idiots like you. Dice is not Italian he is a jewish pendejo fuck whose act wasd good in the 80s. Andrew Clay Silverstein born in Brownsville Brooklyn but the Jewish part of Brownsville Not Red Hood not Do or die Bet Sty. My Family is at the Cobble Hill Nursery on Henry st by Atlantic. He is pussy I preped and deployed to Grenada Panama and the 1st Iraq i am still combat ready. Dice is my age but a PUSSyso FO!!!!
the Diceman is always funny. AJSUSHI, or whateverthefuck your name is, There is no such location in Brooklyn as 50th st & 10th st, you stupid fuckin retarded moron. Shove gayass gentrified fake yuppie Caroll Gardens up your fuckin ass. Tom Green is the kind of pussy us real Brooklyn boys would fuck up everyday on the block, just like you.
Blow him if you think he so Awesome. Tom Green is not the point Dice has never picked on an equal size opponent always the 150 lbs lighter little guy on Wendy Williams Queer ass show, or a cnn tea drinking 125 lbs anchor. Why don't he diss Shaq or Lebron or Warren Sapp.He is a waanabe Guido.He's a Jew not a Guido at all not Italian just posing. so go Blow!!!!!!
Oh as for me Im 225 with 14 yrs service Nuclear Biological Chemical Warfare Expertise Instructor there of Army military Job Skill 74D30 what ya got Kfc Fry cook? Fuck u Dice you are past tense throw yourself in the Gowanus canal.You stink like the crap they have in that water there. So in Italian FONGULA GERMAN FICK DICH SPANISH CLAVATE PUTO AND ENG FUCK YOU U BLOODY WANKER.
@ajushi10 ajushi, why are you jealous of the Diceman? He wouldn't say hi to you at a screening or wave back to you from accross the interstate?? All these overly sensitive, domesticated, pre programmed, corporate slave minded fucks dissing the Diceman, you really need to pull your head out of your asses (or your wife's ass I mean) and start thinking for yourself. Then, maybe (MAYBE) you could begin to grasp the intent & tone of the Diceman.
If Shads had kept Phil Labonte in the group instead of not giving him a chance and canning his ass than maybe the band would sound more original and diverse. i still enjoy shads but i wish phil was in the band now. they'd be 3 times better. All That Remains kick ass!
Clay is a Pendejo who couldn't fight his way out of the Cobble Hill Nursery for the elderly. Them old real Brooklyn guys would invite him over snap their fingers and boys in silk Suit who fuck hiom up for them. Gp by Carroll Park on Smith St and watch the old Guys play Bocce with the Silk Suit guys watching Dice is notfunny anymore that is all. NO PRYOR NO CARLIN NO RODNEY NO CHAPELLE he is nothing next to them!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway dice just isn't as funny as he is a pathetic Middle age guy whose routine has not been altered since he did Dangerfield's back in the 80's. Real artist evolve and become better they don't just become bitter nad threaten people who aren't equal in size with them. He bullied Tom Green on Green's show a few years back. Green rapping surprised me ( he sounded like a Beasty Boy and had skills I was not aware of. Dice has no skills that will amaze you, at all. Brooklyn nah Red Hook never.
Listen Love4sk being Brooklyn isn't just living in Brooklyn and don't start me on Jersey. I lived in Gowanus Projects and we were having a beer on the roof of the 16 th floor apt facing the bodegas across the street when a guy jumped out of a car shot a dude and took his shoes and at that time( 91) his walkman. We kept drinking people just walked around and over this guy when the bus came and life went on. Dice is from a 50st and 10 th st neighborhood with the whole jewish thing and no THUGS!!!!
Yo Clay you suck you aren't Brooklyn retire the Leather and hang yourself from Brooklyn Bridge or just go to Bed Sty and hang your ass from a streelight. You suck you are npt Brooklyn you washed up fuck.
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Dice eats ass. Fake cool. Bogus badass. I can see him now in a gym sweeping a floor, or handing out towels to 98lb weaklings, trembling in fear. In the joint, Dice would go bitch. I'm sure of it.
heres the thing folks don't get. Clays' approach is too be in the limelight as much as possible. Its the nature of the beast of marketing. He markets himself brilliantly.
Its either hate him or like him but its better then indifference. I thought he was an arrogant classless roach till I understood the brilliance of his self marketing. The humor part of the hate end, is that you watched him....lol. Ironic eh?
wow these comments are funny. people who like SF dont understand that dice clay is fucking jokin around and that he probably really likes those guys... and then theres fuckhole people who hate SF and dont understand that dice clay is fucking jokin around and are like "SF is a shitcore band" ..... hahaha funny.
ADC telling us what defines a man... Might be an idea for him to grow the fuck up, stop pretending he's some kind of Mafia Capo, and realise that his star burned out long ago. He might be great at telling crude jokes and making up rhymes laced with gratuitious profanity, but he's not in any kind of position to be passing judgement on others; especially considering what a washed-up pain in the arse he is
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did you say "shitband"? I can tell you that Shadows Fall are one of the greater new metalbands. They still have some "melody" in ther music, they don't just make noise like meny other bands...
What's funny is the joke is on all of you crybabies whining about Dice Clay. Shadow Falls hired Dice Clay to do this promo as a joke. Get a personality.
This guy is a douche. He should jump of a bridge, a tall bridge. Atleast the lead singer has hair bald asshole. I bet he can't even play a insturment or sing.
Having an opinion is one thing, but telling other people to be like you is a stupid thing to say. Everyone is different, this guy is telling us to be "normal", so that means you have to look like a certain standard to fit in. Luckely not everyone is stupid, sadly the poster below me is. You can't force your opinion on people.
Anybody who hates on Dice is a loser. Everybody's a critic - this dude is a legend - what have u done? Probably some hick bastard from Arkansas who beats his kids cuz he's shinin' shoes. Dice rules. No offense to shoe shine guys from Arkansas.
seriousley he should quit while he can aye he was an 80's 90's comedian and thats when i liked him because he was a young champ who was a pimp now he is a fat washed up loser...i still love ford fairlane and i love his jokes and talent but he is old and finished
I'd also pay to build a time machine so we could all go back in time and watch George Carlin (RIP) verbally mash this guy into tiny, tiny, tiny pieces.
If I had the money, I would honestly buy a plane ticket, go to this guys house so he could rip shit on me for an hour...... Just so I could die saying I had met a true, pure blooded, genetically perfected twat.
What would you know about him? he is not Pathetic and he is sure as hell is no Loser. this man is a classic. and im sure he will make a comback and show you all that he is the DICE MAN!!!
dice fuckin clay fuckin sucks fuckin cock fuckin buger you fuckin bag of fuckin juuuuuurk offs. hi am fuckin dice fuckin tiny dick fuckin clay an i like fuckin comin onto fuckin paris fuckin hilton and getin fuckin knocked the fuck back like a fuckin fudge fuckin packer cuz i fuckin think that i fuckin look like fuckin brad fuckin pitt but i fuckin really fuckin look like fuckin shrek with greased back fuckin hair basically im fuckin ugly as fuck im fuckin goin now so fuck off.
Who dug dice the douche bag out of the grave for this bit. Still talking shit after he cried like a bitch on national TV. What a pussy. LMFAO
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992105 5 months ago
this band really is washed up now hahaha
kissklassics 6 months ago
This was so good. If anyone can tell me anything about the band he was talking about it would be cool.
muclesmarinara 8 months ago
dice is the greatest when it comes to making me laught! but when it comes to metal you might as well be asking a priest what common since is. they know there stuff but this deffenetly isnt his arena
metalray84 9 months ago
fuck anyone that doesnt like the dice man. hes the king
thehonzie1 9 months ago
This guy is talking shit behind their back and too much of a wuss to say anything when he meets them. That and he is annoying as hell.
dylan111291 9 months ago
@dylan111291 said the cunt who types shit behind everyone's back
muclesmarinara 4 months ago in playlist dice
@muclesmarinara oh, so i should just waste a bunch of cash and make a long trip just to tell the scumbag what i think?
dylan111291 4 months ago
@dylan111291 we all know you have no cash anyway dick nose!
muclesmarinara 4 months ago
@muclesmarinara who's we? I wouldn't waste the money if i had it.
dylan111291 4 months ago
In what way is he a comedian? he doesn't seem to make any jokes
MindStormist 9 months ago
All I heard was "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"... This dude is so washed-up.
SmiffWit 11 months ago
You seem to base your opinion of Dice on other peoples view on the persona and shock comedy of Dice. Nothing will ever bring him back to the status he once had in late 80s early 90s, but he is still a pop culture icon that continues to be discussed. Because of people like you who comment on him continue to keep him and his material around for some to enjoy and others to hate. So CHEERS to help keep Dice alive in the new age of internet communication!
mxIllKill 1 year ago
I Love TRASHING youtube TROLLS!!
mxIllKill 1 year ago
Long live the dice!
parabola714 1 year ago
ive seen this gangster wannabe twat in several interviews and he,s not funny in the slightest i would love to meet him and hit him with so many lefts he would beg for a right.get some new material shit head
singinsmiley1 1 year ago
@singinsmiley1 You want to meet someone so you can beat them up because you don't like to see or hear them. First, you should not watch the videos. Second, you need to learn to control your weak feelings. You must be a very insecure to think in such a way. 'Little dick syndrome' is what some call it, you can get help from a local therapist. Cheers!
mxIllKill 1 year ago
Dice man,when a crowd can say all of your jokes right along with you,and when you have been saying the same shit for 20 years,its time to move on. Stop thinking you are the king of comedy,your a washed up has been. When you come back with some new jokes maybe you will get a gig at something other than a little fucking bar.
badcatmcconell1324 1 year ago
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GanzCanDanz 1 year ago
@badcatmcconell1324 I think he has a long term contract at a famous Las Vegas hotel. Any comedian in any stage of his/her career would kill for that. What have you done with life? Why don't you sellout stadiums and come up with new fresh material? In fact i want to see you on a youtube channel updated everyday with fresh comedic material and we see how famous you get.
mxIllKill 1 year ago
@mxIllKill Yeah,and I want to see this retard with a youtube channel coming up with new material. He has been using the same jokes for 20 years. He goes from small gig to small gig picking on people in the crowd using the same lines he said at the last gig. He is just a fat washed up has been. Also you should come up with some facts and not just what you ''think.''
badcatmcconell1324 1 year ago
@badcatmcconell1324 I "think" as in I looked up the facts. He just had a long term contract with the Hilton hotel in Las Vegas, you might have heard of it. He is the only comedian in history to sell out Madison Square Garden back to back nights, might have heard of it. The first comedian to be signed to a major label company, Rick Ruben, might have heard of him, produced the album. You are an internet troll. You are not special so you rage on youtube. You are not a comedian so you can't judge.
mxIllKill 1 year ago
@mxIllKill So you think you trashed me,haha. Go look at his vids on here,read all the comments about how he is a washed up has been. He use to be funny when he first came out but nobody likes him now bcuz he uses the same shit over and over and over again. Yeah he is at the hilton,BUT all the reviews said it sucked and wasnt worth it. Even a die hard fan said it was disappointing.
badcatmcconell1324 1 year ago
@badcatmcconell1324 Remember that just because it is repetitive humor, doesn't mean its not funny. Family Guy is repetitive humor from The Simpsons. Shock comics like Jim Norton, Joey Diaz, Joe Rogan, Etc., all have a bit of Dice character, because on stage you must be confident. Dice was inspiration of so many comics of today, because of total confidence, lack of regard, and the ability to control a crowd which is what makes a good stand up comic. That's why so many comedians look up to Dice.
mxIllKill 1 year ago
@mxIllKill Well to most people a good comedian is sombody who can come up with new stuff that is funny. Maybe they will use the same routine for a few different shows but those are people who havent seen the comedians show yet,but when you use the same lines and jokes your whole career,its not funny anymore. It just becomes annoying.
badcatmcconell1324 1 year ago
@badcatmcconell1324 It is funny, just not to you, which is why I am so confused that you are on here watchin his videos just to shit on the guy. Your opinion is not the end all be all because Dice is still around, he still sells tickets, t-shirts, etc. People pay $100+ to sit front row just to be ripped on. The reviews you read did not encompass all reviews, he has a 4 star average rating, that's pretty good. If you don't like the humor, don't watch the video, simple. CHEERS!
mxIllKill 1 year ago
@mxIllKill Where are you coming up with this crap,your head. When you find me a website that actually says he has an average review of 4 stars than I will believe you,but until then its just a bunch of BS.
badcatmcconell1324 1 year ago
@badcatmcconell1324 This did not come from my head. 3.9/5 star rating. Google this, "dice clay hilton review ticketmaster" check out the links then lets talk BS.
mxIllKill 1 year ago
@mxIllKill In fairness, those reviews are written by fans, as opposed to people who actually know the industry. If anyone other than Andrew Dice did a show of this quality, it would never get put on TV. He would never get hired.
MindStormist 9 months ago
@MindStormist The reviews are written by people who watched the show. Most people that go to see Dice are fans. I don't go see someone unless I am a fan. My point is he got mixed reviews, mostly from fans, and the result is a overall decent review, much better than he was in the mid to late 90s! As far as people from the industry goes, who cares what they think. Dice has had trouble his whole career getting on TV cause the 'suits' don't like his style of comedy. This is nothing new.
mxIllKill 9 months ago
"You fuckin' jerk-off, asshole of a human fuckin' being." LOL! I say that to @ least one person a day. Usually my girlfriend.
heinzkitzvelvet 1 year ago
dice man is the greatest human being to walk the earth
MarkaRoxx 1 year ago
dont get me wrong lmao a legend, ford fairlane=phenom
sirsmokesabowl 1 year ago
it was funny in the eighties......but now , its old shit...NEXT!!!
terdburgler99 1 year ago
What a f-ing prick..... I love this guy.
mb7725 1 year ago
why do i respect you wisdom so god dam much mr. dice man? huh, do you have a answer for that mr. funny man? because your the fuckin man amongst boys, and not just any boys uh uh. im talkin little catholic choir boys who are extra friendly with the nieghborhood priest. sure they can sing real pretty but they blow twice as hard as they belch out so called music. i dont even know who the hell shadows fall is but judging from the name i would assume they do the sound tracks for gay porn, jerk offs
420snoogins 1 year ago
BOOM TAH BOOM TAH DIGADIGADIGADIGADIGADIGADIGA BOOM TAH BOOM TAH.
Santaslave666 1 year ago
To all you people who think Dice is joking around in this video, he probably isn't. He probably went to the studio with the privilege of meeting Shadows Fall and they somehow pissed him off, which isn't hard to do. I've met him in person after seeing him do a show two years ago very briefly and he's REALLY like he is on stage and in this video. He's 100% for real. But I can still sit back and enjoy this video. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SIT THE FUCK DOWN, & EAT ANOTHER DOUGHNUT STUPID ASS!!! HAHAHA
iceninja1985 1 year ago
One trick pony. He is still very sexy though. :)
peapodgrrl 1 year ago
who is this guy?
Sanitarium1965 1 year ago
not funny ...quit bitching
211for11 1 year ago
Nice gold record buddy. Milk that past success for all you can, because you will never be coming back.
swckswck 1 year ago
Dice fucking rules!
Iskald45 1 year ago
shadows fall kick ass...much better than his comedy
madmanRT83 1 year ago
@madmanRT83 shadow falls? they are stunt buttholes in gay porn movies right?
420snoogins 1 year ago
It's PAINFUL watching Clay now. He's so contrived and useless.
jackiebaron 1 year ago
this guy wasnt funny in any era... this is just plain embarrassment. mad gay to speak with an accent. like he didnt go to school or something. hated kids that started talkin with "italian" accents. heard dice was a jew actually too. hes like the guy at the party everyone smiles at like "yea man, you the man" and then tries mad hard to avoid him all night. see your boys with him stuck in a conversation you look at them like ha bro sucks for you. only made it in 16 seconds and got a headache
CatchHellBlues16 1 year ago
@CatchHellBlues16 lol so truemyou hit that on target what you just said lol
jusrayne 1 year ago
pack it up dice.....15 yrs ago already ...if it wasnt for utube you 'd be ...well u know
athar077 1 year ago
digadigadigadiga da fuckin song iz ova!
WEDDG 1 year ago
This guy is a fucking nobody
LCDmau5 1 year ago
Dice has more chins than a Chinese phone book
tjenk71 1 year ago
This would be funny in 1985.
lirrguy 1 year ago
Epic Win
MattyQStudios 1 year ago
shadows fall fuckin sucks anyway
84impaler 1 year ago
Asshole hairs....growing out of his ass about 4 feet. xD
ajlukelepuke 1 year ago
What the fuck was all that about????
dozerification 1 year ago 5
@dozerification What a fuck-up he is
kcardow 3 months ago in playlist ANDREW DICE CLAY
Shadows Fall and Andrew Dice Clay. 2 peas in a pod...
In a pile of shit.
WolfgangVonPoserkila 1 year ago
Boo.
kungfujellybean 1 year ago
6 minuts of bullshit
xigbar9 1 year ago
Andrew Dice is a lot different without a crowd ...
JoeAuriun 1 year ago
this band sucks anyway
seafood360 1 year ago
u suck
Hapkidostudent15 1 year ago
in da woods
snapascrew 2 years ago 2
50st and 10 st is a Jewish neighborhood you gutless pendejo. I don't have time for idiots like you. Dice is not Italian he is a jewish pendejo fuck whose act wasd good in the 80s. Andrew Clay Silverstein born in Brownsville Brooklyn but the Jewish part of Brownsville Not Red Hood not Do or die Bet Sty. My Family is at the Cobble Hill Nursery on Henry st by Atlantic. He is pussy I preped and deployed to Grenada Panama and the 1st Iraq i am still combat ready. Dice is my age but a PUSSyso FO!!!!
ajushi10 2 years ago
the Diceman is always funny. AJSUSHI, or whateverthefuck your name is, There is no such location in Brooklyn as 50th st & 10th st, you stupid fuckin retarded moron. Shove gayass gentrified fake yuppie Caroll Gardens up your fuckin ass. Tom Green is the kind of pussy us real Brooklyn boys would fuck up everyday on the block, just like you.
rammjet666 2 years ago
Blow him if you think he so Awesome. Tom Green is not the point Dice has never picked on an equal size opponent always the 150 lbs lighter little guy on Wendy Williams Queer ass show, or a cnn tea drinking 125 lbs anchor. Why don't he diss Shaq or Lebron or Warren Sapp.He is a waanabe Guido.He's a Jew not a Guido at all not Italian just posing. so go Blow!!!!!!
ajushi10 2 years ago
Oh as for me Im 225 with 14 yrs service Nuclear Biological Chemical Warfare Expertise Instructor there of Army military Job Skill 74D30 what ya got Kfc Fry cook? Fuck u Dice you are past tense throw yourself in the Gowanus canal.You stink like the crap they have in that water there. So in Italian FONGULA GERMAN FICK DICH SPANISH CLAVATE PUTO AND ENG FUCK YOU U BLOODY WANKER.
ajushi10 2 years ago
@ajushi10 ajushi, why are you jealous of the Diceman? He wouldn't say hi to you at a screening or wave back to you from accross the interstate?? All these overly sensitive, domesticated, pre programmed, corporate slave minded fucks dissing the Diceman, you really need to pull your head out of your asses (or your wife's ass I mean) and start thinking for yourself. Then, maybe (MAYBE) you could begin to grasp the intent & tone of the Diceman.
jasonlammons 1 year ago
awesome
Autoctonal 2 years ago
If Shads had kept Phil Labonte in the group instead of not giving him a chance and canning his ass than maybe the band would sound more original and diverse. i still enjoy shads but i wish phil was in the band now. they'd be 3 times better. All That Remains kick ass!
SpideryFan6 2 years ago
As a guitarist the only funny part of this was the part about the rhythm guitarist
omgfmlwtfsmb 2 years ago
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SwampAshHSS 2 years ago
Clay is a Pendejo who couldn't fight his way out of the Cobble Hill Nursery for the elderly. Them old real Brooklyn guys would invite him over snap their fingers and boys in silk Suit who fuck hiom up for them. Gp by Carroll Park on Smith St and watch the old Guys play Bocce with the Silk Suit guys watching Dice is notfunny anymore that is all. NO PRYOR NO CARLIN NO RODNEY NO CHAPELLE he is nothing next to them!!!!!!!!!!
ajushi10 2 years ago
@ajushi10 he's in the same class as them,and he killed in his hey day and is still funny,i think you got a personal issue with him in your head yell
BOX5 1 year ago
Anyway dice just isn't as funny as he is a pathetic Middle age guy whose routine has not been altered since he did Dangerfield's back in the 80's. Real artist evolve and become better they don't just become bitter nad threaten people who aren't equal in size with them. He bullied Tom Green on Green's show a few years back. Green rapping surprised me ( he sounded like a Beasty Boy and had skills I was not aware of. Dice has no skills that will amaze you, at all. Brooklyn nah Red Hook never.
ajushi10 2 years ago
this is FUNNY
SwampAshHSS 2 years ago
Fuck that cunt Tom Green! Who gives a shit?
jyoung0000 2 years ago
Listen Love4sk being Brooklyn isn't just living in Brooklyn and don't start me on Jersey. I lived in Gowanus Projects and we were having a beer on the roof of the 16 th floor apt facing the bodegas across the street when a guy jumped out of a car shot a dude and took his shoes and at that time( 91) his walkman. We kept drinking people just walked around and over this guy when the bus came and life went on. Dice is from a 50st and 10 th st neighborhood with the whole jewish thing and no THUGS!!!!
ajushi10 2 years ago
Yo Clay you suck you aren't Brooklyn retire the Leather and hang yourself from Brooklyn Bridge or just go to Bed Sty and hang your ass from a streelight. You suck you are npt Brooklyn you washed up fuck.
ajushi10 2 years ago
is there a cure for that?
guitardiablo 2 years ago 2
He's the new Don Rickles.
axetogrinde 2 years ago 2
dice is a typical jew, slimey!
dollarbillllz 2 years ago 3
so is your fucking mother's pussy.
poppedcollars 2 years ago
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Dice eats ass. Fake cool. Bogus badass. I can see him now in a gym sweeping a floor, or handing out towels to 98lb weaklings, trembling in fear. In the joint, Dice would go bitch. I'm sure of it.
Ultrabrut1 2 years ago
Dice STFU!! man you fake Italian.
TKDyeh 2 years ago
fuck you fatsachofchron you and shadows fall suck big fucking cock and your name sucks balls
kissklassics 2 years ago
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kissklassics is a fucking shithead, fuck you. shadows fall is one of the best bands of this decade
fatsackofchron 2 years ago
I'm not even a fan, but this was HILLARIOUS....still laughing...drummer still going while the set is over...lmao
solo2377 2 years ago
Dice is the greatest!
mozartfx1 2 years ago 14
@mozartfx1 amen bro, one of the few real people in the world
jfsgro 10 months ago
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fag!!!! He sucks!!! HAS BEEN!!!
VIKING33NY 2 years ago
lol@italian noodle
badLuckrapp 2 years ago
He sounds a guy from the godfather / italian
Redstar3120 2 years ago
You look like a fuckin alien from another fucking planet!!!!.......but I'm sure you're the nicest guy. lmao
metalfreekz13 2 years ago
shadows fall is a piece of fucking shit
kissklassics 2 years ago
Dice is the fuckin greeatest, and Shawdows fall fuckin rocks, the new song King of Nothing, fuckin rocks
shawnfost72 2 years ago
his hair fucking pwns
PrepsAndEmosSuck 2 years ago
i liked his older hairstyle much better, you know where it was like all blown back and spiked up at the front, he used to be a good looking guy
acehalon 2 years ago
@acehalon he cant wear that hair style anymore clearly he he balding in the front
jusrayne 1 year ago
Dice! U still crack me up.
mmackay76 2 years ago
fatsa fuckhole we know he's joking. shadows fall is still a shit band.
kissklassics 2 years ago
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Everyones a tough guy in Hollywood. This guys a JOKE
lladamz 2 years ago
Totally
FeelOfFriction 2 years ago 15
heres the thing folks don't get. Clays' approach is too be in the limelight as much as possible. Its the nature of the beast of marketing. He markets himself brilliantly.
Its either hate him or like him but its better then indifference. I thought he was an arrogant classless roach till I understood the brilliance of his self marketing. The humor part of the hate end, is that you watched him....lol. Ironic eh?
Rabidweasal 2 years ago 5
Andrew dice clay if your looking at this pay attention - GTFO shadows faLL you fat bullet head shut the fuck up before its game over buddy,
your musical knowledge is about as much use an open fartbag
if i see you old battered leathercase i can assure you that the only place youll be speaking from is your arss
jimboindahouse 2 years ago
wow these comments are funny. people who like SF dont understand that dice clay is fucking jokin around and that he probably really likes those guys... and then theres fuckhole people who hate SF and dont understand that dice clay is fucking jokin around and are like "SF is a shitcore band" ..... hahaha funny.
fatsackofchron 2 years ago
wing tipped shoes
dont think nick
asshole hairs lol
doherty1185 2 years ago 2
"Shadows Fall"...complete shit band
kissklassics 2 years ago
Dumbass,with the same dumbass shit!
ghostfraud 2 years ago
you winey ass fat fuck
straighttrkn 2 years ago
You look like something to shoot in the woods. LOL 5/5
Transgression16 2 years ago
yeah, u like that crazy fucking old man talking shit on video.
indianajonesanaheim 2 years ago
Dice is just joking folks.
PrincessStefanie1 2 years ago
4:29 swinging frumm yaaa diggggajjggaak
manoverboard24 2 years ago 3
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manoverboard24 2 years ago
funny fuckin guy
noisefuckbastard 2 years ago 3
He's one for saying that they should wear a suit and tie lol!
PrincessStefanie1 2 years ago
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Wannabe wanker who can't even be classified as a "has been" because he was never anything.... what a fucking freak....
Hairybone9 2 years ago
ADC telling us what defines a man... Might be an idea for him to grow the fuck up, stop pretending he's some kind of Mafia Capo, and realise that his star burned out long ago. He might be great at telling crude jokes and making up rhymes laced with gratuitious profanity, but he's not in any kind of position to be passing judgement on others; especially considering what a washed-up pain in the arse he is
warriorofwrestlingv2 3 years ago
idk y so many people hate dice. he's so funny
mccarrero 3 years ago 5
Shadows fall = shitty metalcore
Nebster5000 3 years ago
they're just metal you idiot.
what's good "metalcore"...whatever the fuck that is.
the question is, is it good MUSIC?
SwampAshHSS 2 years ago
old man glasses.
faxstax 3 years ago
lol, what does he actually think of the band and their music?
frybacon 3 years ago
he's gettin so fat he 's gonna need several more body guards just to wheel his fat ass around the city
SMHostetter 3 years ago
Who is he to talk about eating donuts?
indymedic121985 3 years ago
he's like 50 u asshole
mccarrero 3 years ago
Muskrat!!! that was funny but this guy has no business managing a band. Funny guy... Total douchebag. Sad but true
SexualThunder5150 3 years ago
Yea, "Shadows Fall" is definately a shitband.
kissklassics 3 years ago
true dat bout the musk rat but u dont get how real metalheads r.
dil32207 3 years ago
Hilarious!
FatalShadowTsu 3 years ago
I wouldnt let this biker wanna be wipe my azz
penybad132 3 years ago
Go Dice Man Go!!!!
Wehategod 3 years ago
andrew dice clay was bomb back in the day
skateNblaze420 3 years ago
have you heard his new shit its awsome
killcomis 3 years ago
where is it, the new album's not on itunes
geogodley 3 years ago
i just heard his newer material on down and dirty with jim norton
killcomis 3 years ago
This may be a joke promo...but he sure makes sense talking about this shit band.
kissklassics 3 years ago
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did you say "shitband"? I can tell you that Shadows Fall are one of the greater new metalbands. They still have some "melody" in ther music, they don't just make noise like meny other bands...
Jo666Ron 3 years ago
beeing the greatest new band is like being the smartest retard
killcomis 3 years ago
your wisdom will never be surpassed iwill pass your wisdom to those without your irefutable clarity
BigBishop1 3 years ago
it wasnt said by me it was said through me haha
killcomis 3 years ago
dice rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
magnetic77 3 years ago
I have absolutely no problem with an italian, fuck I love em. But this cocksucker is a loud mouth fucking wop.
virtualmatrix258 3 years ago
he is jewish
sprimusp 3 years ago
Look at all these butthurt Shadows Fall fans.
Likeyoucare 3 years ago 7
i am a shadows fall fan, but this is actually pretty damn funny. "he looks like a muskrat" lol!
lithium010686 3 years ago
What's funny is the joke is on all of you crybabies whining about Dice Clay. Shadow Falls hired Dice Clay to do this promo as a joke. Get a personality.
dolphinsattack 3 years ago
Holy shit he wheres old man sun glasses.
Whitelionman6 3 years ago
This guy is a douche. He should jump of a bridge, a tall bridge. Atleast the lead singer has hair bald asshole. I bet he can't even play a insturment or sing.
fredrhd 3 years ago
This guy is sad.
audiodead 3 years ago
hes supposed to be funny or something? like hes here to amuse me? like hes funny like a clown or something?
sorry bub, only joe pesci can pull off the funny toughguy wiseguy act. don't quit your day job, and if you have, good luck, you're gonna need it.
TimMjap 3 years ago
heh man this guy is retarded as fuck he can go suck off his dad and fuckin watch his mom get mutilated
leith003 3 years ago
It's all for laughs. If you take this that seriously then loosen up.
sifl8898 3 years ago
Maybe it worked in the 80s..... who knows
ilikebirds1 3 years ago
Having an opinion is one thing, but telling other people to be like you is a stupid thing to say. Everyone is different, this guy is telling us to be "normal", so that means you have to look like a certain standard to fit in. Luckely not everyone is stupid, sadly the poster below me is. You can't force your opinion on people.
Shayukein 3 years ago
shayukin or whatevr the fuck ya name is - keep being an internet toughguy n be a jerkoff indoors so society doesn't have 2 deal wit' u.
JIMMYDACHIMNEY123 3 years ago
so dam funny man, a good one
Jo666Ron 3 years ago
Anybody who hates on Dice is a loser. Everybody's a critic - this dude is a legend - what have u done? Probably some hick bastard from Arkansas who beats his kids cuz he's shinin' shoes. Dice rules. No offense to shoe shine guys from Arkansas.
JIMMYDACHIMNEY123 3 years ago
seriousley he should quit while he can aye he was an 80's 90's comedian and thats when i liked him because he was a young champ who was a pimp now he is a fat washed up loser...i still love ford fairlane and i love his jokes and talent but he is old and finished
lmscarface 3 years ago
He's STILL got it!
pittedthighs 3 years ago 2
Wow. That whole "Your name sounds like a noodle" bit was amazing. Hey Dice, go eat a bowl of crap.
JW
jwatson626 3 years ago
I'd also pay to build a time machine so we could all go back in time and watch George Carlin (RIP) verbally mash this guy into tiny, tiny, tiny pieces.
realbluemeanie 3 years ago
If I had the money, I would honestly buy a plane ticket, go to this guys house so he could rip shit on me for an hour...... Just so I could die saying I had met a true, pure blooded, genetically perfected twat.
realbluemeanie 3 years ago
ok...what was the point of this?
skateNblaze420 3 years ago
ADC, is a washed up no talent loser.
Fat, old, hair club for men, ass wipe loser.
He's struggling so hard to make a come back and it just comes across as being so pathetic.
sublimy99 3 years ago
What would you know about him? he is not Pathetic and he is sure as hell is no Loser. this man is a classic. and im sure he will make a comback and show you all that he is the DICE MAN!!!
UnKnown5209 3 years ago
i agree this guy is just pathetic and not funny at all everything ive seen from him is a complete fail
espChris93 3 years ago
dice fuckin clay fuckin sucks fuckin cock fuckin buger you fuckin bag of fuckin juuuuuurk offs. hi am fuckin dice fuckin tiny dick fuckin clay an i like fuckin comin onto fuckin paris fuckin hilton and getin fuckin knocked the fuck back like a fuckin fudge fuckin packer cuz i fuckin think that i fuckin look like fuckin brad fuckin pitt but i fuckin really fuckin look like fuckin shrek with greased back fuckin hair basically im fuckin ugly as fuck im fuckin goin now so fuck off.