The Joker Blogs - My Funny Valentine (4.5)

[MoviemanAnimations]

roses are dead,

violets are too

if you don't subscribe to the Joker blogs,

joker will kill you!

lol xD

[storyofafailurex]

Why would there be anything like THAT!?!? Priceless face...

[BoilingJD]

Will you make another one this year ?

[HugeVicTORiousFan09]

Before he holds up 'I've Got a Task for you' His shadow looks like Michael Meyers from the Halloween Movies

[shadic74]

0:45 I love how horrified he looks, like he can't believe anyone would accuse him of something like that XD

[LatinaLizzie]

Seeing the Joker eat crayon made me feel so attracted to him. O.o

[HugeVicTORiousFan09]

3:41 Mister J Has a weird look on his face

[TheJokerRises]

Crayons are like M&Ms, every colour tastes the same!

[TeaWithGeorge]

The only issue I have is that Harley is a blonde. Otherwise, your blogs are positively flawless.

[WritingSchiozo101]

@TeaWithGeorge Keep watching. :) There's a reason she's brunette here.

[TeaWithGeorge]

@WritingSchiozo101 Thank you! Will do C:

[KatrinaXProductions]

Lol, he's barefoot!

[beliala666]

le seul problème: Harleen Quinzel est blonde... mais sinon vraiment génial et vraiment bien joué ! <3 <3

[angelil99]

Omg marry me Scott! !!!

[angelil99]

Hahaha hee hee ho ho HA!

[Driku12]

0:44 best expression ever.

[therightcomment99]

-Why it's been in my office (couldnt hear)

-Becouse I putted there :D lol

[poptart11368]

:D PAPA IN LOVVEEEEEEEEEE

[CrunchGirl123]

Does anyone know what the letters were about?

[kyoyaotori2011]

truly a force to be reckoned with and he has that look that screams ' what does not kill you only makes you stranger' hehehehehehehehee

[XwashburnbassplayerX]

DR QUEINZEL LOOKS HOT



[FantomR1D3R]

@XwashburnbassplayerX

It's Quinzel

[TheEmuTyrant]

His facials are priceless I love it. "why would there be anything like that?" D:

[moongirl786]

I love how it's actually a box of chocolates. :D

[9slipknotlords]

has anyone ever sent the letter



[ChrisseyBearr]

"Now you can't just barge into people's offices like that!" I like the way he says that. Ahahaha. Also, eating crayon. Epic!

[NorthTexasTornados]

2:26 he eats a crayon.

[mrxbox80]

WTF did he just eat a crayon?! DID HE JUST SUALOW IT?! dad guy is a profecional my respects.

[coolbionicle]

Roses are Dead

Violets just blew

Tell my dear Bats.

My puddin shot YOU!

[emoSASUKEgrl]

WHY WOULD THERE BE ANYTHING LIKE THAT? XD

Joker, you're my valentine <3

[indhiramor]

awww!

[txbunny44]

Man I wish he would of been my valentine :)

[MissVictoriaMalfoy]

@txbunny44 Me too O.o <3

[AandKcafe]

3:00 clockwork orange xD

[aornela1]

where does this one slip in in the series?

[wickeddramachildren]

"Would you be my valentine?"

My heart has melted.

[pwnishing4life]

I love how he eats the chocolate... He's like Alex from A Clockwork Orange

[annie10103]

This video has given me a craving for crayons. Lol I'm going to eat one.

[MissVictoriaMalfoy]

0:45 HIS FACE LOL

[MissVictoriaMalfoy]

Man, I would LOVE to be involved with this series! :D "You can't just barge into people's offices" cracked me up XD ♥

[JeannotMovie]

I never eating pencils... Is it good? ;).

I would love to understand everything. can you put soutitres in french? thank you

Sorry for my bad ENGLISH ...

[TotalZukoFan]

@bulletinyagun

horrified but extremely fascinated >:D

[2DeathComesSlowly1]

.... When Joker made that heart symbol... I made it too.. xD

[ipod52040]

is this real

[TheWalrusface]

@ipod52040 Yes it's fucking real.

[MotherGothelFan01]

0:42 OMG, his face!!

[EmmaaGee]

2:26 MMM CRAYONS :P

[jessisnacorn]

I love the jokers little heart hand at the end <3<3<3<3

I want one!

[Hiperpiper456]

the girl is a terrible actress

[Amymethven]

@Hiperpiper456 no she's not!!!!



[disneyanafan]

I just realized that this is a lot like a screwed up jake and amir!

[Danielthebeastibarra]

am i the only one that sent a letter? with a jokerized bunny??????????

[Sophieste163]

2:50 - AWWWW :D

[bulletinyagun]

question people? If the Joker was Real how would you feel?

[Sinara6]

@bulletinyagun happy :)

[TheIqbalMeulaboh]

@bulletinyagun exciting!



[TheIqbalMeulaboh]

@bulletinyagun

Exciting!

[JamieKeper]

@bulletinyagun As much as I adore him now... thinking about it, I'd be horrified if someone actually brought him to life, actually doing his twisted acts.

[LucifersAngel666100]

@JamieKeper hehe...ummm sure...no one would EVER do that :D

[JamieKeper]

@LucifersAngel666100 Well, they can try, but I bet nobody willing to could ever pull it off like the Joker we see on TV! (And get away with it, for far too long) :)

[JamieKeper]

@LucifersAngel666100 PS: I really like your username!

[LucifersAngel666100]

@JamieKeper lol thanks dude :) I chose it cause the song lucifer's angel by rasmus speaks of being misunderstood and judge without being given a chance to exit the shadows and show who you truly are...and that's practically my life story till I met my partner in crime heehahahaa. She tends to heal my scars and make me feel wanted, and that's all I need in life, I don't need games, and money and whore and narcotics. I just need love, care and attention....why am I telling you my lifestory? xD

[JamieKeper]

@LucifersAngel666100 Its alright. XD I think it comes out sweet, that's great that you found someone that makes you feel like that, you're lucky! :)

[LucifersAngel666100]

@JamieKeper I know, I remember that everyday so that I never take her for granted and we live each day together like it's our last cause we were both without anyone for so long, we know what it's like to be alone and we know what the worlds like...

[JamieKeper]

@LucifersAngel666100 That's just beautiful to read, I can really tell how much you mean it. I wish you both many long years of happiness!  :)

[LucifersAngel666100]

@JamieKeper Thanks, that means a lot lol :)

[JamieKeper]

@LucifersAngel666100 Always welcome! :D

[txbunny44]

@bulletinyagun  excited I would probably join his and Harley Quinn's crew LOL :)

[TheSilenceInTheDark]

He is so cute at the end! :) Really liked that, THUMBS UP!

[jfassettx123]

When it comes to chocolate, joker makes it sound like it has nuts in it (no pun intended)

[victoriajasmineperez]

I love how he randomly eats a crayon lol

[SiLeNTKiLLeR804]

roses are dead LOL :)

[LeLionsFromNantucket]

2:07 I love how he scoots closer to her like a dog and it's owner hahaha

[txbunny44]

@LeLionsFromNantucket :) you took the words right outta my mouth, I too like that.

[LeLionsFromNantucket]

HAHA delicious crayon?

[bigjedimullet]

The crayon-eating made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video. Great stuff. :D

[micson128]

For a second I thought it said "a hostage" and not "and postage"

[whatisupdoc]

bonjour, hello

an other version of "my funny valentine"

[TUEZ440]

I wonder, who actually sent a letter to that address

[playpsp8888]

lmfaooo eating the crayon

[clonetrooper250]

0:48. His face is just priceless.

[Tricky5797]

@clonetrooper250 *horrified face* "Why would there be anything like that??"

[THOMASHANBURY]

i love the look on his face when he eats the crayon!

[Rocker295013]

lol: Roses AreDeadlol he got neat handwritting

Its a New HOLIDAY... LOL

he aets crayons lol..

lol i luv his handwritting and he just throws it all over the rom lol thumbs up dat!!

[OmniaVanitus]

2:04 is my fav part.

[Shadowmelodyful]

Lol Roses are red oh sorry roses are dead

[MegaDCfan101]

did you really eat a crayon

[Rukia91554]

@MegaDCfan101 Yes He said he really did eat it in the commentry.

[MegaDCfan101]

at 0:46 is so fucking joker

[MegaDCfan101]

at 0:46 is so fuck joker

[prowlandsasuke]

who plays harly 

[mandatoryxevacuation]

2:50 "Would you be my valentine?"

Am I the only one who thought that was utterly adorable?

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@mandatoryxevacuation Nope!

[EmoGirl14AndMustache]

@mandatoryxevacuation nonono...Wrong question... more like "WIL YOU MARRY MEEEEE"??...

Am I the only one who would HAPPILY marry the joker??!! :D

[Sinara6]

@EmoGirl14AndMustache nope

[MissVictoriaMalfoy]

@mandatoryxevacuation "Will you be my Valentine?" Am I the only one who shouted "YES!" ♥

[txbunny44]

@MissVictoriaMalfoy lol nope I did the same thing :)

[MissVictoriaMalfoy]

@txbunny44 Good :D

[ZoeySlipknotFan]

i love your smile at the end, and the heart<3

[TheOnlyTherazan]

LOL "Becase i put it there." Sounds familiar to anyone? in the animated series, Joker answers that when Harleen asks him the same question about a rose.

[arbynthech33f]

thumbs up if u sent a valentine! XD

[fredbenzz303]

Whoa shes hot.

[Sprunki612]

Everything is very good, little things and big things, but the movements of your mouth aren't good. But you did all in one a good job!

[studioMAXIMO]

LOL Dr. Arkham jumps back a little when he opens the box. Lawl.

[bloodyjack169]

Joker u rock.!!

[ccanime36]

wait?...,, y the hell did he take a bite out of that crayons?

[studioMAXIMO]

@ccanime36 Cause he is insane.

[ColouRaya]

will u be my valentine?? hihihhi!

[IamOnTheRoof]

Ok.Maybe i am Mad?!.But when he said ''Will you be my valentine'' and eated the candy .... AAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEE ISS SOO CUTEEE EEEEE EEEE E EEE.~~joker obssesion~~

[NodDisciple1]

Bummer, I missed the assignment. T_T

[thewolfmanfan]

joker likes to eat crayons? 

[mene1in]

Besides Harley's hair color and a couple of Joker's quirks, this is Triple-A work!

[sparky99945]

His face at 0:48 after "why would there be anything like that?" is absolutely hilarious!

[studioMAXIMO]

@sparky99945 ikr. Lol.

[shauneyscream]

I'm thinking of actually sending a letter, even though it's 2 years late xD

[CommanderKillJoy]

did anyone actually mail

[ShinobiGarth]

@CommanderKillJoy no cause the post office would be like, where the hell is Gotham??

[acizo1000]

its just his facal expressions is off joker is sneeky not comedy well u get my point

[acizo1000]

its just his facal expressions is off joker is sniky not comedy well u get my point

[Dragodemon000]

This always puts a smile on my face.

[MrMattbartos]

hilarios

[miraclegirl94]

Why stop at one crayon? Why not eat the whole box? I'll take em if you don't want anymore.

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

I. LOVE. YOU. <3

[Animalcrossing95]

Scott..your one SEXY Joker <3 <3 :) Just as sexy as Heath :D

[ConfettiFurbie]

I went around today and said "Have a happy St. Valentine's Day massacre" to everyone I met :D

[Shazzmx]

@ConfettiFurbie I never get any valentines day cards, so my best friend made me one with that in it and stuff ;) Twas awesome ;D

[711Arigna]

Way funny

[arbynthech33f]

its too bad heath died......i wouldve loved his autograph......*sniff*

great video!!! :)

[maggiestardust]

what the hell im completely in love with HIM

[maggiestardust]

Completely in love with the fact that hes eating the crayon ..

[meaghanlee9]

@WTAWWR08 you know, i have to say that is on hell of a genius theory.

[samanthaking97]

*eats crayon*

[MrSuperowen1970]

great!! 

[AnimeVideoGameLover]

Hehe did anyone else hold a hand heart up to the camera when the Joker did??? (:

[Aqraiel]

^//W//^ I though Joker looked cute the whole time.. Particulary when his Doctor comes in! X]

[DarkRicochet117]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I really did mail that letter to that address. I must be going crazy or something...

[MRcraveblood]

joker looked so cute eating teh candy

[ajpbrunet]

Must...get...better...supporti­ng actors!

[WritingSchiozo101]

2:09 and 2:46 the Joker is kind of treating Harley like a mom. :) Rnadom, I know. Just something I noticed. This 'hi, are you hear o help me?' look. Thoughts anyone?

[Stormy4o4]

*Opens box of chocolates and eats*

"Will you be my valentine?"

:D!!

Imagine what would happen next if she answered him. *Raises eyesbrows*

<3

[NightmareDolly]

ew! did he actually take a bite out of the crayon?

[TheSunshineNetwork]

@NightmareDolly yup.

[WritingSchiozo101]

I love how there was nothing wrong with the candy! lol!!!

I wonder what he said to Harley when they went outside. :)

[easycure1985]

eats a crayon!!!

[shadowwolf1012]

aaaahhhhh poor joker

[NightmareDolly]

WHOA! Why is Harley a brunette?!?!

That's my only quibble with this clip.

[WritingSchiozo101]

@NightmareDolly Well, wigs suck. And hair dye may not look so good. I agree, though, since she's a blonde. maybe she could've tied her hair in a bun and shot the video. Still, I'd rather a good actress (who relies mostly on her voice) to play the part, than just a girl with blonde hair. I see your point, though, too.

*eats a crayon* :D

[Odihemay2]

@NightmareDolly The reason why is because in Batman: The animated series (her origin) Harly Quinn says the line: "And you thought I was some dumb blond bimbo, well the jokes on you. I'm not even a real blond!" Implying she colors her hair

[lorien13]

@Odihemay2 OMG! Wow! I didn't know that. They really did do their research. =D

[coolbionicle]

@NightmareDolly Funny fact I just discovered a couple of days ago, not even in the series she came out from (The animated series) she's blond, she says so herself to batman "I'm not a real blondie" (or something like that) Meaning that she actually bleaches it. :D

[BandofSorensons]

This is a better Joker than the actual movie.

[VballGurl1231]

The Joker is BA. And so adorable at the same time...how is that possible?!?! XD

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

Why do I think he's so cute xD

[PPPPWNAGE]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[Gnorian]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx

Err, same reason Harley Quinn does..? Don't worry, it won't be so direct as that, so you aren't actually crazy--not any more than anyone else here, anyway.

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@Gnorian I'm glad.. A little crazy is always good

[ImMasterKush]

i need your help at thursday we are 20 is yhe words i need you all to send my friend a you will need ... get a paper a pen an envelope and postage have it say mail to joker he in jail 4000 wraner blvd building 76 gotham is 91522 tail people hrruy he my brother

[ImMasterKush]

@ImMasterKush 

[zELIZAzWTF]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx

that's because he is :)

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@zELIZAzWTF I guess that's right :P

[ebubbles68]

hahaha hows that crayon taste?

[MrDanzo18]

@ebubbles68 i tryed ...it taste good belive me ahhah

[PriNathShow]

2:28 i think he was hungry XD

[coolr77]

this video was submitted February 14, 2009

on valentine's day.

[T0pcatFilms]

i'll just wait here and be patient

real blink and you'll miss it comedy

[witchywanda666]

This is kind of interesting.. because in Mad Love joker puts a rose in Harley's office.. in this he puts chocolates in Jerry's office.. and he comes asking about it like Harley did about the rose.. only.. obviously more freaked out XD

[ArtictheSnowWolf]

would you be my valentines? X3 even though its no-where near Valentines day? <3

[coolr77]

@ArtictheSnowWolf

this video was submitted February 14, 2009

on valentine's day.

[HarleyGuinn]

thats cute... :D

Sorry i dont speak english very well... The best jokerblog is... umm... An apple an day :D Because the scarecerrow is there! Joker and scarcerrow friensds 4 ever <3 :D

[CandyDreams4Ever]

arkham: and i'm taking the camera..0.0 omg! joker: *hearts shape handsign*