So humorous and well said. There is a video that exposes all social and religious coruptions and everything in between. I'm a retired scholar in Hist. and Ancient Lit. and i've been waiting for this one. If you don't think the Heavenly Creator exists you will after you watch this; LA PAROLA IN CUATRO, (it's in english). It is the most academic, entertaining, and progressive lecture I have ever seen, and I've spent a lifetime in study. LA PAROLA IN CUATRO will change this world, absolutely!
ive been to a catholic church and it was boring foreals and kinda funny, the only church that is intresting is a Christian church but seriously he doesnt really know what being Christian is
@1roiboi Idiot. Chatholics are a branch of Christianity, as are (arguably) Mormons. You might be thinking about one of those new age Evangelical Churches or something, but they all fall under the label of Christian.
@EmpFaith0101 im guessing you googled this so you can think you know what you are talkin about when you dont thats why you googled catholicism. well ive actually experienced both churches and also a hindu church and from these experiences the christian church whorship God as the almighty and alpha and omega.
@1roiboi You really haven't the faintest clue regarding Christian doctrine, do you? I bet you haven't even heard of the Lutheran's, Protestants or even the Orthodox church which are ALL sects of Christianity. You wave around your 'experience' (meaning you've been to a couple of sunday sermons, but haven't actually read the damn book). Your ignorance is painfully clear in your comments. It's almost as bad as your sentence structure.
ha i want to use that next time i'm approached by mormons... "are you familiar with the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints?" "yeah, i saw your commercials... fuckin' hysterical... i love that shit!?"
And they say religion helps people. LOOK AT THE FIGHTING HERE!! See, if we would all just believe in what's proven, we'd be listening to a comedian on this video instead of arguing over our beliefs.
@ulisscarple just to clear this up, i'm a mormon and mormons are not cultists. i have no idea where people got that idea from. and we don't lie either! we wouldn't say anything if we didn't think it was true! you people should really get your facts straight and stop talking about things that you don't know anything about.
@77legokid "just to clear this up, i'm a mormon & mormons are not cultists. i have no idea where people got that idea from. & we don't lie either!"
could it be from the fact that MORmONISM meets the objective criteria of a CULT? just as LDS Inc does for a terrorist organization, as it threatens ppl over the pulpit with condemnation that results in the suicides of so many LDS members. Its extortion where god carries out the punishments so LDS Inc gets away with their criminal activities.
@ulisscarple what criminal acts? are service projects to help the poor and sick considered criminal acts? if you really were ever mormon, you would know that we believe that if you live a good life and repent of what you've done wrong, then you'll go to heaven.
@77legokid I was a member of your MORmON cult... for far too long, Whenever I wanted something nice that wasn't church related I was constantly chided & berated by *good members* for being "worldly" & having a lack of devotion to the work of God (ie Not wanting to give every spare penny to the money hungry LDS corporation), so I took particular note when LDS INC leaders chased after the WORLDLY 2002 Olympics like a mining town preacher lustfully trailing after the resident prostitute.
@ulisscarple@tatoshka12738 Watching God Makers and other Anti-Mormon propaganda is no different than watching Al Qaeda videos to learn about the United States of America. People who tell lies to convince people other people are lying have no grasp on God whatsoever.
@21fretmaster The voice of warning is to all people... Many Latter-day Saints are being led by God through divine revelation... The Holy Ghost is a revelator. Jesus Christ lives and he is the head of the church.... Eph5:23 Matt6:33 Seek not the vain things of this world but seek the kingdom of God and his righteousness
@kaingates Oh yeah, Al is here about every week. Hit me up if you want to check out a show in Hollywood or Long Beach. Check our website for the schedule.
OMG people arguing about religion again... STFU please and watch the fuckin video for fucks sake nobody gives a shit.... "keep your religion to thy self"
This video was enlightening. I'm from the south and everyone is Protestant. I only knew one Mormon, one Catholic, and no Jews! I think living down there turns a lot of people Athiest. :D
@7Rafe7 Yeah.. but Carlin liked crossing the lines & making the audience glad he did. However Bene doesn't take as "risky" moves as he did, which in my eyes make him less amazing.
catholics are the worst!!! i should know...im one...the last time i went to church it was a saturday and mass ended early cuz it was during the world cup and everyone wanted to see the match lol
hahaha funny and true...
dalesalsa 1 week ago
Wow, this guy has some serious guts. Either this guy is really brave, or really stupid. He needs to grow up!
91eab 1 week ago
The way he sings his Hallelujah is actually the way we sing it at our Parish . . . XD
hatakekaishi 1 month ago
im so tired of all these nevada ads
IulovemeI 1 month ago
i love all of his vids
Uatemydoodle 1 month ago
thats exactly how i feel about church
its BORING
karlsylvain 1 month ago
So humorous and well said. There is a video that exposes all social and religious coruptions and everything in between. I'm a retired scholar in Hist. and Ancient Lit. and i've been waiting for this one. If you don't think the Heavenly Creator exists you will after you watch this; LA PAROLA IN CUATRO, (it's in english). It is the most academic, entertaining, and progressive lecture I have ever seen, and I've spent a lifetime in study. LA PAROLA IN CUATRO will change this world, absolutely!
bortelliM 2 months ago
Duuuuuuude, I love this guy! Fucking funny to the core!
countzeroads 2 months ago
Is this Seth Macfarlan's cousin?
JFreedom28 2 months ago
Soft and Jewy on the in! lol that's awesome!
Chazman2705 3 months ago
Empfaith0101 is right to roiboi, roiboi you sound like an idiot haha,
Anyways love the morman commercial joke, i live with mormans so i find it quite entertaining,
wagstrong4 3 months ago
this guy is Great
andrewtregoning 3 months ago
he's like a chubby Seth Macfarlane.
tweetyayo 3 months ago
SUCKER !!!!!
mormonmeable 4 months ago
god!, our way! tingg! *leg snap*
GWENMiSCHiEF 5 months ago
I went to one of those extra back christian churches were service started at 7 in the morining to 5 in the afternoon... an hour is heaven..
MizzyLexis94 5 months ago
Church is always fucking boring
JonRandolf555 5 months ago
ive been to a catholic church and it was boring foreals and kinda funny, the only church that is intresting is a Christian church but seriously he doesnt really know what being Christian is
1roiboi 6 months ago
@1roiboi Idiot. Chatholics are a branch of Christianity, as are (arguably) Mormons. You might be thinking about one of those new age Evangelical Churches or something, but they all fall under the label of Christian.
EmpFaith0101 3 months ago
@EmpFaith0101 im guessing you googled this so you can think you know what you are talkin about when you dont thats why you googled catholicism. well ive actually experienced both churches and also a hindu church and from these experiences the christian church whorship God as the almighty and alpha and omega.
1roiboi 3 months ago
@1roiboi You really haven't the faintest clue regarding Christian doctrine, do you? I bet you haven't even heard of the Lutheran's, Protestants or even the Orthodox church which are ALL sects of Christianity. You wave around your 'experience' (meaning you've been to a couple of sunday sermons, but haven't actually read the damn book). Your ignorance is painfully clear in your comments. It's almost as bad as your sentence structure.
EmpFaith0101 3 months ago
He is fuckin histericallll !!
I watched the whole 'Laugh Factory Presents' playlist , and this one is one of my very favourites !!
SaraahTheStupid 6 months ago in playlist Laugh Factory Presents
Isn't that a Jim gaffigan joke?
DrinkSkateSleep 6 months ago
Hahaha
MsMichi66 6 months ago
ha i want to use that next time i'm approached by mormons... "are you familiar with the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints?" "yeah, i saw your commercials... fuckin' hysterical... i love that shit!?"
drvn8 6 months ago
this is absolutely hilarious
drvn8 6 months ago
"Wrote church" .. now I know why he's religious.
DjRalfy 6 months ago
And they say religion helps people. LOOK AT THE FIGHTING HERE!! See, if we would all just believe in what's proven, we'd be listening to a comedian on this video instead of arguing over our beliefs.
HopeLess1212 7 months ago 3
snacks in the middle BWAAAAhahahahah
"snacks"
DancingSpiderman 7 months ago 2
Just enjoy the video and pull the cross out of your asses. it's comedy. LAUGH! :D
AlastorDarkAngel 7 months ago 4
@ulisscarple just to clear this up, i'm a mormon and mormons are not cultists. i have no idea where people got that idea from. and we don't lie either! we wouldn't say anything if we didn't think it was true! you people should really get your facts straight and stop talking about things that you don't know anything about.
77legokid 8 months ago
@77legokid "just to clear this up, i'm a mormon & mormons are not cultists. i have no idea where people got that idea from. & we don't lie either!"
could it be from the fact that MORmONISM meets the objective criteria of a CULT? just as LDS Inc does for a terrorist organization, as it threatens ppl over the pulpit with condemnation that results in the suicides of so many LDS members. Its extortion where god carries out the punishments so LDS Inc gets away with their criminal activities.
ulisscarple 8 months ago
@ulisscarple what criminal acts? are service projects to help the poor and sick considered criminal acts? if you really were ever mormon, you would know that we believe that if you live a good life and repent of what you've done wrong, then you'll go to heaven.
77legokid 8 months ago
@77legokid I was a member of your MORmON cult... for far too long, Whenever I wanted something nice that wasn't church related I was constantly chided & berated by *good members* for being "worldly" & having a lack of devotion to the work of God (ie Not wanting to give every spare penny to the money hungry LDS corporation), so I took particular note when LDS INC leaders chased after the WORLDLY 2002 Olympics like a mining town preacher lustfully trailing after the resident prostitute.
ulisscarple 7 months ago
lol, Jewy on the inside!!!!!
krucialred26 9 months ago
@ulisscarple @tatoshka12738 Watching God Makers and other Anti-Mormon propaganda is no different than watching Al Qaeda videos to learn about the United States of America. People who tell lies to convince people other people are lying have no grasp on God whatsoever.
Xials 9 months ago
Has anyone else seen those mormon commercials? i feel like I'm living in the middle ages
Wutwut1n1 10 months ago
can someone tell me what a mormon is?
tatoshka12738 10 months ago
Doesn't Kurt Warner have somewhere to be ?
Church6397 10 months ago 2
Jews for Jesus - light & Christian on the inside, soft and Jewy on the end.
LMAO!!
Bmanritchie 10 months ago 2
i bet the 15 people who dislike this video are mormons... silly mormons
21fretmaster 11 months ago
@21fretmaster The voice of warning is to all people... Many Latter-day Saints are being led by God through divine revelation... The Holy Ghost is a revelator. Jesus Christ lives and he is the head of the church.... Eph5:23 Matt6:33 Seek not the vain things of this world but seek the kingdom of God and his righteousness
knowledge999999999 8 months ago
@knowledge999999999 Don't get your hopes too high. The source of Mormon revelation came from dreams and a magic rock in a hat.
awolLDSasap 8 months ago
That pun. was. beautiful.
pyVlad 11 months ago
funniest in a while :D does he have any shows?
kaingates 11 months ago 14
@kaingates Oh yeah, Al is here about every week. Hit me up if you want to check out a show in Hollywood or Long Beach. Check our website for the schedule.
TheLaughFactory 11 months ago 6
@TheLaughFactory why don't you move to florida instead <_<
psozeldaphreak 10 months ago
@TheLaughFactory AWESOME... im totally coming up from san diego to see this guy.... thanx
EFTGym 8 months ago
@TheLaughFactory instead of favoriting every video u have lol..... i think its smart now to just subscribe
daddytangee 8 months ago
haha i love catholic jokes this guy is funny
filipinoking55 11 months ago
lmao I loved that xDD
"Any Catholics here?"
*almost whole audience cheers*
"How many of you still go to church every sunday?"
*like 3 people cheer* lol
daccord1 1 year ago 32
HAHAHHAHA!
teeesah 1 year ago
9 mormons watched this.
25rushh 1 year ago
I Love being Catholic!!!
kubaniski 1 year ago
@kubaniski me toooo!!
yeastu 1 year ago
@kubaniski
O_O
veronicachic 1 year ago
dude . . the snacks kill like an hour in my church
Fre3ZinRain 1 year ago
OMG people arguing about religion again... STFU please and watch the fuckin video for fucks sake nobody gives a shit.... "keep your religion to thy self"
ArmenianBeatboxer 1 year ago
Either i'm way too lit, or this not that funny
TheTripleEyedGemini 1 year ago
@TheTripleEyedGemini You are too lit that was hysterical.
bugninja80 1 year ago
"snacks in the middle"
msane4XX 1 year ago
This video was enlightening. I'm from the south and everyone is Protestant. I only knew one Mormon, one Catholic, and no Jews! I think living down there turns a lot of people Athiest. :D
joybarr 1 year ago
Agnostic..... the most rational choice.
AlexiixelA 1 year ago
"lite and Christian on the outside, soft and Jewy on the inside" - great line!
MyVagary 1 year ago
this is crap if he´s gonna talk about religion in stand up he should actually make fun of it.
mrAdalkall 1 year ago
@mrAdalkall It's funny without making fun of it.
LittleRunie 1 year ago
nice bit
DemonDark824 1 year ago
one of the only funny people on thelaughfactory..finally a person who actually does good stand up
famousgirl9x9 1 year ago
Im catholic and I totally relate to his set hahaha
Torrezd16 1 year ago
He looks like a homeless Seth Macfarlane, funnier though.
prestellad 1 year ago 2
He's speaking the truth on thoses meet and greets
Yazzylove3 1 year ago
great material!!!
justwannahavfun19 1 year ago
wow thats awesome he can tell religious jokes and not get hated on he's the master of comedy
7Rafe7 1 year ago
@7Rafe7 Well i guess that makes Carlin a "god" then?
Mamonuth 1 year ago
@Mamonuth no you see carlin had alot of haters its just that he had a larger number of supporters bene stays neutral
7Rafe7 1 year ago
@7Rafe7 Yeah.. but Carlin liked crossing the lines & making the audience glad he did. However Bene doesn't take as "risky" moves as he did, which in my eyes make him less amazing.
Mamonuth 1 year ago
@Mamonuth true. both could make me laugh, that's all that amazes me :)
7Rafe7 1 year ago
haha church is sooooooo boring.
Pygmahia5 1 year ago 2
guy reminds me of jim gaffigan..
famousgirl9x9 1 year ago
good shit
pincheneo 1 year ago
Awesome
electricmaster23 1 year ago
Contempt for religious people is funny.
HigherPlanes 1 year ago
He's Hot.
Palomera182 1 year ago
haha kinda seems like hes trying to be like dane cook? or i saw some resemblance =p
hmmanna 1 year ago
Jews for Jesus = Messianic Jews. Very, very funny dude.
votumseparatum1 1 year ago 27
Clever comedian but I didn't really enjoy the 'theme', but he's funny nonetheless.
VoodooRhythmSound 1 year ago
@SVTFilms is this a poorly construed joke?
deathnotex100 1 year ago
ha-lleeeeeeee-luuuuuuuuu-jaaaaaaaaaaaaAh!
fuckengerginof 1 year ago
Rotflmbo So funny.. you.. nailed it.
adoniswalk 1 year ago 38
funny funny man.
juanmora19910209 1 year ago 2
he got jokes
nvr23fu 1 year ago 2
lol
ThuLarryR 1 year ago
WOO athiest!
TrollingForYou 1 year ago
catholics are the worst!!! i should know...im one...the last time i went to church it was a saturday and mass ended early cuz it was during the world cup and everyone wanted to see the match lol
333jojob 1 year ago 3
hehe
MRaddictivebeast 1 year ago
fail
x1ic1x 1 year ago
snacktime!!!
zoso4563 1 year ago