Goldmember - Farger can you hear me

[Kerneloystarman]

not so fashhhhhhhhh schmarty pants! dr evil, you might not want to destroy the world, but i doooooooooooooooo preperation ech goes ahead ash planned im going to flood there earth olololol HA! foxxy cleopatra! its a schame i hat to kill your partnar, too bad for yoohooooooooooo HO NO! NOHOHO NOHOHO NOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOHO luckily i keep a shpare look everyone my vinky vash da key hahaha YESH! nobody tray anything shtoopid or da shoosting begins YES! DE SHOOSTING BEGINS! AHAHA LET ME SHOOST!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarioSpeedWagon]

this movie sucked ass. the other two were so damn good

[orpheantearsippin]

look everyone my venky was a key!!

[88nateatx]

And ze shootsting begins!

[Nightvampirefear]

omg freaking sharks with freakin lazarbeams on their freakin heads!!

[19KingLloyd]

he doesnt sound dutch its more like russian

[MrRobfullarton]

Dutch people! I must go to Holland again after seeing this!!

[TheShanedawsontv15]

@VivalaryMan how would you know dipshit tiny dick

[VivalaryMan]

@TheShanedawsontv15 okay either come up with some better patter or this argument is over :) good day to you madame

[peterpartu1991]

@VivalaryMan Owned !

[VivalaryMan]

@peterpartu1991 i luv how u just look for an argument goin on online and jump into it, very clever, gd for u, anyway, obv your not smart enough to realise that if i was to reply to his coment, this wld never end, bt if you insist @TheShanedawsontv15 hw wld i knw? cos im not the 1 clickin on videos i dnt like, nor am i the one commenting on them 2 clearly start a fight, u shld buy a ferrari and cruise by some clubs, it just screams "this fancy car wil distract girls frm my small cock" thts why :)

[peterpartu1991]

@VivalaryMan do you really think i am going to read all that shit ?? hahahaha fuck off bitch, better luck next time ! I dont give a shit about you

[TheShanedawsontv15]

austin=british tiny dick faggot

[VivalaryMan]

@TheShanedawsontv15 uh oh someone has penis envy..

[TheShanedawsontv15]

@VivalaryMan i dont have envy mine is 16 inches XD BOW DOWN TO ITS MIGHT

[VivalaryMan]

@TheShanedawsontv15 centimetres isnt inches :)

[TheShanedawsontv15]

@VivalaryMan i wasnt taking inches or centimeters im talking meters

[peterpartu1991]

@TheShanedawsontv15 RIIIIIIIGHT

[TheShanedawsontv15]

@peterpartu1991 you jealous :3

[ericmarshall19]

why would they make dr EVIL, good?

[denilsonpw]

LET THE SHOOSTING BEGIN!!!!

[crematedmemoir]

Mike myers is so badass he can look at his own nuts from behind...

[HOTLATINAGURL101]

@crematedmemoir lol haha you are soo right!! :P

[goodviedo100]

look at scotty at .14 he's like your right

[mcalpha3]

"...and now I can see your nuts. I thank you."

this has always disturbed me.

[Sed1er]

@mcalpha3 he says A thank you. trying to say he said a good pun. he isn't actually thanking him. lol

[Klukie1994]

thank you

[sethmanrockandroll]

Travolta actually would have been cool to play the part throughout the entire movie.

[HOTLATINAGURL101]

@sethmanrockandroll haha right?

[TH3CRE4TUR3]

well that was ...SHOCKING :D

[LocustHordeCreations]

No one shay anything shtupid or the shoosting begins!

[angusyoung15]

Fasha, can you hear me?

[angbaci]

Not so fasht shmarty pantsh.

Dr Evil, you might not vwant to destroy de world but I dooooooooooooooo.

[chickennugget1027]

marsha can u hee mee?

[chickennugget1027]

nobody say anything stupid or the shoosting begins

[chickennugget1027]

like if u love love love austin powers♥

[chickennugget1027]

look everyone my wvkinky was a key ehehe (foreign accent) chokeee

[KNFEMichaelCorona]

does anyone else see the "Diddy" tattoo at 2:38 nd just forget about it

[dimigeo1996]

3:12 Muzza Fuzza Fuzza lol

[johnpalaiawars]

@dimigeo1996 lol bro

[Adidaas]

Does anyone else find it weird how all of Dr Evil's henchmen are still just standing around in the background doing nothing and watching as their boss is betrayed?

[Rygith]

Yesh, now the shoe-sting begins!

[620emilymartin]

HEYY ASHHOLESSS 

[YoungEagle08]

Lol, his laugh at 1:43

[The666thBowelOfHell]

Look every von my vinkie vas a key!

[crazydudeupthestreet]

Its fasha

[jjdebenedettojr]

I liked when goldmemeber fell next to the shark tank rather than in it

[mechanicalbull]

Scott runnin off like that brought me to tears

[stonecoldsnoopy]

only a bloody dutchman

[Spectre1995]

But I doooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo.

[705Moka]

"Yeah baby!...No? Just trying it on"

[705Moka]

"...but now I can see your/you're nuts, ahh thank u" Haha

[laxrat25]

0:56 but i dooooooooo!!!

[laxrat25]

its fajah not farger

[Danwolf15]

Detachable penis ?!

[PAINKILLER7553]

Heh hey ashholes

[TheCaptainBro]

FARGER FARGER FARGER Faaagreeerr can you heeeaaarr meeee FARGER FARGER FARGER

[gronkomat]

now the shoosting begins!

[7islucky7]

legolas

[Mooseguy15]

240p quality in 720p we meet again lol

[legolas435]

Hey assholes!

[Zabuku1]

0:49 - 1:00 makes me laugh every time

[Chrismasfish]

Mike Myers enjoys talking to himself in a three-way conversation

[Chrismasfish]

It's kind of funny that there only five actors in this scene: Mike Myers, Verne Troyer, Michael Caine, Seth Green, and Beyonce Knowles.

Mike Myers as Austin, Dr. Evil, Goldmember

Michael Cane as Austin's father

Verne Troyer as Mini Me

Seth Green as Scott

and

Beyonce Knowles as Foxxy Cleopetra

[Bradhahn14]

"Doctor Evil, I used to think you were crazy! But now....."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Now I can see your NUTS!"

YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[ksbaxter]

"I like to point out that no one else in my Gene Pool runs like a girl." LMAO.

[Swidhelm]

God Beyonce is hot.

[MrWomplord]

I don't even know 2 people but... I hate them too!

[drumbum4628]

Nobody tray anything stoopid or the shoosting begins!!

[StavUK14]

1:13 Goldmember: Too bad for yooouuuu!

Vegeta: BAD FOR YOUUUU!

[bgmoney99]

Fasha can you hear me

[XJustMelany]

What's wrong with the dutch? They are just making fun of us. We are not like that at all!

[chopaiisimonful]

I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. A thangou.

[ComedyIsBack]

I am from Holland, ishn't dat weeiiirdd?

[robertdafish22]

hey austin shhhhhhhh what

[laxboi181]

Aushtin powers Fasha

[ShortFingeredShreder]

My vinkey was a key!

[ilovepuddingbroodjes]

Lol is that suposed to sound like a dutch accent? Really funny though xD

[ThunderGod64]

Is that Seth Green?

[Rick132500]

@ThunderGod64 yes

[evangelistabjj]

shows how much better an actor Mike Myers is than Travolta right there.

[stickmansam01]

OMG a donkey bit my penis off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stickmansam01]

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[GMovieSeeker]

Gotta love minime's face on 0:35

He's like... WTF man?!

[beastdawgify]

NOBODY SHAY ANYTING SHTUPID OR DA SHOOSTING BEGINS!

[filmfreakout]

dutch english accent doesn't sound so german! it sounds way different!

[Treblaine]

preview pic looks like old John Travolta

[WeCatchFlights]

@Treblaine haha so true

[JUSTINDASH5]

3:09 merry christmas ashhole!

[Webzlinger]

Hey! Ashholes!

[PiuzKiller]

mini me make a face when Scotty say especially i hate you like : AND SO?

[LordAlucard12]

shoo sting lol

[MrMiscellaneous808]

3:04-3:14 is funny as hell

[roberto121395]

PREPARATION H

[vodkaananas69]

I just love the way he runs at 0:42

[SuperRunescapeTube]

YAY BABY!.......no.......just trying it on

[cheapcape]

Now I can see you're nuts!

[PSPADDICT619]

look everyone my vinkie was a key :)

[1981qrycher]

@PSPADDICT619 -- only a bloody Dutchman!

[shafan11]

pause at 1:44! :)

[shafan11]

pause at 1:45 ! :)

[merlinshager279]

LoL 2:03 hands on all right. best Powers movie ever

[MadelineTheGreat09]

Fajha can u hear me?

[skrevat]

i watched this entire thing for 2:59 - 3:16 ahahahahahaha

[Pottersuperfan4eva]

You'll all pay!!! -runs away like a girl-

[Agent1W]

@Pottersuperfan4eva I always knew that Scott was a closet homo, hah!

[bookworm1138]

2:35 - 2:43

ah thank you!

[seanbyrne02]

NOBODY SAY ANYTHING SHTUPID OR THE SHOOSTING BEGINS

[bookworm1138]

@seanbyrne02 LET ME SHOOST!

[202muse]

look everyone my vinky was a key

[warriorcat1313]

fahza can you hear me? lol

[trequilez]

nobody try something shtupid or the shooshting beginsh

[Crisperization]

does he does the voice of chris in family guy?

[LorRon4100]

@Crisperization no seth green does (Scotty in this movie)

[PcHelper4You]

3:05 ;) your welcome

[misterjack97]

SCOTT RUNS LIKE A DAMN WELSHMAN!!

[PcHelper4You]

its father not farger just dutch accent

[Tba99er]

@PcHelper4You No it's because he's freaky deaky Dutch.

[PcHelper4You]

@Tba99er lol

[mcavr]

@Tba99er goldmember is more german like then dutch, he never said one dutch word in the entire movie although he did say some german words like scheisse

[MayChild8]

@PcHelper4You It's farger alright



[marioandrevidal]

you might not want to destroy the world.. but i doooooooooooo

[evilpig11]

@marioandrevidal no its Yo u might not want to destroy the world.. but i doOoOoOoOoOoO

[milliesjash398]

@marioandrevidal to bad for yoooooouuuuu

[Ajnin18]

i'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl

[NoRegrets187]

Awesome.

[animefreak96ful]

but i ddddoooooooooo

to bad for yyyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuu lol XD

[Tylor1909]

Fasha fasha fasha fasha fasha can you hear me fasha fahsa

[red3665]

Yay Baby this movie is off the hockey stick

[swordsman5131]

just saw this today best movie



[Twilight074]

i love this movie!!(:

[professorchaoz92]

@Twilight074 me too