Helping the noobs. (6/16/09-104)

[xoxoangelxoxo424]

he made this so long ago, and then the comments from noobs are always there...fail :(

[phoebebrap0]

'no filming in cosco' 'oh i'm not filming, i'm just talking to my girlfriend: hey baby i gotta go'

he's so cool.

[dirtbikerchick101]

I feel like a noob:'(

[laneyAAA]

I think you've had to repeat these things almost as many times as you've made a video! I respect your patience Shay! :)

[cfazio57]

How come you don't wear a wedding band? I love you anyway thou lol

[Spishie]

@cfazio57 Might be too small to fit on his finger

[FAYEandAJ]

@cfazio57 He said on the other channel, Whenthekidsgotosleep, that his fingers got too big and it didn't fit. Then mommytard got him a new one before his big weightloss, but she didn't give it to him right away because it was a surprise. Then when he lost the weight she was bummed because it was too big for him now. :)

[katiekins031]

awe shucks! this was on my 14th birthday :) <3

[ilightbite]

probably the worst pizza I've seen. Did you order a pizza with only cheese?

[lonelyislandfan101]

SHAY HOW COME THERE ARE LIKE 637,000 RATINGS BUT ONLY 303 VIEWS!!??

xD jkk

[SalaD891]

Hrmm... there's 89,605 views and only a total of 9,903 likes or dislikes. Something's off here.

[safwan4]

costco pizza rocks, so greesy and good

[mmhh14]

@Peacelovemusic467 um every costco is like that, u need to had a membership to enter duh

[crazyredsimpkins]

142/890

I never judge you. Off to do some vlogging.

[TheCoolcat108]

so.=( i feel down now.

[KatieBRaps4Mattysing]

Why the heck is there o video taping in Costco? Like really, any videos they upload in Costco, half of the time they get yelled at

[SekaiiWorld2121]

lol when he said the Lakers won I was like "No, it's the mavs!" xD

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

pause at 0:00 lol shay looks like babytard when she laughs lololol

[Peacelovemusic467]

I never been to costco where i live u have to be a member there and we are not a member

[xCharlotte1994]

mmmmmmmm i love costco pizza. the best one is deffo the bbq chicken one. this summer i'm going to try the ice cream :D

[iMPishThing]

Is that an American Girl Bitty Baby that BabyTard's playin' with at the end?! I love those dolls! And the old Polly Pockets!!

[GiovanniRose277]

never been to costco before, im curious now haha

[misssilly18]

i want pizza now!

[spotlightonapple]

I cant imagine anything worse than pizza from costco.lol

[brwniez1]

MmMmmmMMm Cheese Pizza looked deeelishhhhiouso

[xLanarh]

"Oh im not filming. i'm just talking with my girlfriend. Hi baby i gotta go" I died HAHHAHHAHAH

[brendalovescake]

FTC: Yummy pizza!

[YouKnowItsFunnyTV]

5:27 i thought it was rocktard and started freakin out lol

[xxaoife]

Oddly, I had a dream last night and that Shay and I went to get Domino's Pizza XD

[caddog0sugar]

I want to play with Polly Pockets again! It stinks that it is socially unacceptable to play with toys from like age 10 til you have kids.

[Cookie4cora2lee]

@caddog0sugar i played with my stuffed animals till i was like 14 i also made them talk to each other & everything hehe :D

[caddog0sugar]

@Cookie4cora2lee I can't remember when I stopped. It was probably whenever my older sister started making fun of me for it. But probably around 14 too :P

[firehorse223]

shay do you have a head under your hat?

[mra2zee]

ftc'd

[hannagarcez]

:)

[InfinityArch]

the baby moved so life like at 5:30 i thought it was rocktard!

[MegaSb12]

I am watching all of the videos over again because you can never get too much ShayTards! I love you and your family and I appreciate that you take your time to make videos for us! Even the haters help make you famous! They are subscribed to thumbs down the videos! I dont know who would ever thumbs down a ShayTards video! You guys are amazing! I always FTC, even if the video I am watching is from forever ago!

<3 you guys!

[BrynnyBoppins]

"oh, i'm for filming i'm just talking to my hot girlfriend"

LMAO

[KayTuck22]

Haha Kassem, "I'm just recording, I'm not even helping!!" lol, love you guys :)

[s2luvv]

LOL 700 ratings and.... well, Shay, there are 9,494 likes right now :D

[muji2k6]

why does this video have 80,055 views and 10,000 likes?

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. somebody please tell me 

[TheAirEnElManana]

why are there so many views but not enough ratings? I call shennanigans

[xxcokecookiexx]

thanks charles for teaching shay the youtube science :)

[Frink14]

I've been watching the LA videos recently. And I've noticed there are two different houses they are in. One with the kitchen, table, computer, tv all in one room. And the other is this one, which has a stair case leading up to a small room. Can anyone explain this to me? Or is it all just one big house.

[TurtleTard1250]

@Frink14 They moved from the one house with the stair that went up to the house with the kitchen, table, computer and tv all in the one room

[CJAllin]

You don't need 'things' to do like discussion wednesdays, just make videos!

[meggidon89]

lol i thought that doll was rocktard!

[MsMeFTW]

oh i thought it was because you had to watch the whole vid

[TheKMills11]

hahah danny's hair

[themonkeylarry5000]

till this day people don't understand the view/like glitches

[brunex922]

I WANT PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! i rarely eat pizza ,,,, i just eat hotdogs because it's cheaper -.-'

[ConzoMcF]

lmao Seeing as you like green day and you said " This is only a service public announcment " i thought you were going to singspeak Warning - Green Day

[AlizaH11594]

SHE IS DOING THE "CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER" !

[whenmonkeysattack16]

I can't get over it...Shay is just so freaking awesome!

[aznbabiiboo408]

"im just filming im not even helping." lmao i love KG! he so funny.

[emoaneko666]

CTFxC and Shaytards are starting to combind i see ....

[Blackout5871]

Why is der so mani vews baut not enouf raitengz? >.=.< *headdesks yelling "I DIDN'T DO THAT! I DIDN'T I DIDN'T I DIDN'T!!!*

[Blackout5871]

Cute kids ^.=.^

[silverdartscooters]

why is there so many ratings but not as many veiws

[4609mwp]

@silverdartscooters wai do peepl spel rong?

[beckyrules99]

Subscribe

[StrawhatxLuffy]

O.M.G... you are making me hungry form that pizza!! ><!

[StrawhatxLuffy]

actually it's not a glitch... it's just that YouTube can't possibly update every single video every minute and their's millions and billions of videos and international viewers from everywhere and all

[KasparLovesHorsez]

Love you too Shay!

[bfmv580]

Anyone know whos busa that is, or rather, is it any of the YTers?

[lpdude2OO9]

HOW CAN IT BE SO LITTLE RATINGS AND SO MANY VIEWES

[iloveshoes415]

Im a noob

[0MissElizabeth0]

When I first noticed the Views/Ratings that didn't add up, I knew right away that it was a glitch, I just don't understand why it's a glitch that happens ALL THE TIME. When something consistently doesn't work right , that looks bad doesn't it? Like they (site programmers) need to get their shyt together..

Every new video gets stuck in the 300's some place. Oh well. Life goes on.

p.s. I LOVE POLLY POCKET !

[1terrakid1]

Lol I fort da dolly babytard holds at the end is a real baby

[xVirosityx]

Aww look at katilette playing with princesstard, so sweet.

[xVirosityx]

Aww look at katilette pls

[jakerawk]

they'll never get it shay. just give up.

[karlaabc123]

hahahaha i love kassem g!!!!

[kryptiqal]

aww charlie bit my finger! lol

[PardonMonFrancais]

LOL pause @ 3:08!

[babyinblack]

I want pizza now!

[purplemandy817]

i thought that was rocktard 5:30

LMAO!

[SuperCatSara]

@purplemandy817 x3 me too!

[lulipeke7]

@purplemandy817 hahahahha

[Sk8Abel3]

@purplemandy817 Agh, I was at 5:30 too and i went to scroll down to comment that I thought it was RockTard but i forgot he wasn't born yet, but then i see yours so never mind. haha

[GundamFan89]

Or you can upload it as a private video, give it the hour or two, and then edit it to make it public.

[808statebabee]

Kassem-Yea! So quit Bitchin'

Shay-What he said. Watch your language!

Kassem-I'm sorry! :D

[sexyboy1more]

i thout that was a real baby that babytard was playing with

[msjuliekaulitz]

5:23 kassem g is so funny, ha-ha. "you almost dropped the pizza".

[14doss14]

i wated a year, and this video still isnt quality, lol jk love ya shaytards!!

[banjojackson2]

i think we've all been noobs about the 303 views thing... i know i have

[boonhii]

cheese!? how boring!

[Geek3d]

oh my god I've become so accustomed to seeing rocktard that I was wondering why babytard was handling him like that at 5:30

[Ninjarmor]

@Geek3d haha yeah, i was like why is shay letting Babytard beat up that other baby? :p Im trying to catch up, only seen one vid with rocktard hah.

[mikemullany]

haha "wheres YOUR camcorder?"

[Hack4Living]

Now babyTard can do that with RockTard YAY!

[xoxoLaurenzo]

5:29 BABYTARD IS EXTREAMLY CUTE !!!

[BBQCupcakes]

Can you really not film in Costco? :/ Or was she just square...

[GTFelver]

Oh my gosh! Look how little baby tard is!!!!! Man.. Kids grow up too fast.

[KalexCullen]

#LOL you've explain that glitch 3 times now :/

2:52 Goku! xD

aww! Mommytard is playing Pollys with Princesstard! And Babytard is playing with a baby! xD

[wamby1985]

Am i the only one who doesnt find kassem funny??

[EditingIsAPain]

@wamby1985 yes. yes you are :D

[wamby1985]

@EditingIsAPain Lol for some reason he just bothers me XD

[Blackbird1616]

did they switch houses in california?

[hollywoodvine]

weird.. this is what you were doing this time last year.

[pointypencil1]

lol, the polly pocket said 'ready or not here i come, doo doo doo doo doo, hmmm where is she?"

[sethatronifyable]

65,000 views exactly, cool

[JosiahKim]

wow it's such good quality!!

[lollie87]

lol mommy tard is so awsome, playing hide and seek with polly pocket & princess tard XD

[adob0streak]

lol 1 year later and the youtube views/ratings gliltch still exists..........

[Sinfull702x602]

lol shay ur too funny. and true what you and kassem said about the haters. ive seen that footage in kassem's vlog, "costco pizza feeds mormon family".

[Chronodia]

5/5 stars dude you guys are awesome

[pirateguineapigs]

Five stars for intense arm flailing...oh wait never mind ;)

[norxcontacts]

That pizza looks good.

[lucateroc]

LAKERS FTW!! lol

[danceartmusic]

5:30 i thought that was a real baby!

[DVtv11]

@kfcchrist its shay, not shane.. lol

[TheDrewbus]

You are awesome Shay!

[kfchrist]

come on people he has all ready said this onece he dont have to say it again. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHANE!!!!!!!!!!!

[quenelko]

@kfchrist Shay*

[kfchrist]

@quenelko i know just typed it wrong was thinking of shane dawson i guess

[remyandjude]

My birthday :)

[saltypeanuts89]

Baby tard is adorable x

[kmack08]

"No filming in CostCo"

"Oh no I'm not filming, I'm just talking to my girlfriend. Hi baby I gotta go." LMAO!

[pirateguineapigs]

The little hissy fit from 2:02-2:06 was pretty hilarious.

[xoxmusiczxox12]

boo orlando magic should have won!!!

[RaybRay89]

mmm i want some of that pizza!!!!

[RaybRay89]

plus sometimes people don't watch all the way to the end, so it doesn't count as a "view."

[motherbone420]

thanks for clearing the whole rateings and view thing..i guess btw i think ur friend with the messy hair needs Dr. phil

[poutvlog]

This vid should automatically be on everyone's Youtube home page until they view it!

[chanKyweLdlin1]

3:30 nwere done vlogging YOUR SYILL HOLDING THE CAMERA!!!!.haha. love it shay! you crack me up...2:36

[slemvik]

Five stars for the Charles Trippy video uploading school! :D

[MsLovelyCookie]

LOL he's 1007 short.n.n

[dude12man13]

Ahhaha "I was just talking to my girlfriend, "

[TeePur]

Wow babytard has grown alot when you look the latest videos :)

[garciajennifer223]

Hide and seek with Polly Pockets...very inventive. I can actually say I've never seen that one before!

[squecan99]

how do you make your videos clearer

[UKrollingTV]

@squecan99 He has a high def video camera, idiot,

[squecan99]

yeah but he said that trippy helped him with something and i wondered if hi used a program like sony vegas idiot

[UKrollingTV]

@squecan99 pretty sure he uses iMovie.

[45CaliberKid]

shut up thequickfrowiningfox the world is not gunna end in two years you idiot sstop believing gossip sooooo shut the hell up!

[rock1chica]

@45CaliberKid they're kidding

[thequickfrowningox]

Lmfao, I really thought people would read in the sarcasm, I mean...

[45CaliberKid]

u help them

[thequickfrowningox]

OMFG! More ratings than views, WTF???????

2012!!!!!!!!

Doomsday!!!!!

One-Worldism!!!!!

Moroni the archangel brings more gold tablets!!!!

I'm feeling schizophrenic.

[123Steaky]

thequickfrowningox um...you know nothing about the mayans obviously. 2012 is not the end of the world, rather the beginning of a new world

[thequickfrowningox]

Sorry, I should have remembered that sarcasm is much harder to convey via the internet.

The sweet smell of sarcasm doesn't penetrate through too the virtual world, my bad.

[AveryPepper]

Shay teaches us well

[hollywoodlovestory]

At the end with babytard saying ow reminded me of charlie bit me... Lol

[AndersAunan]

I dindn't know, Thansk Shay! :D

[LeftyHandedGuns]

i think most people know these things. they just comment with stupid crap to get negative comment ratings or just to be "entertaining".

[DaWelshBoyz]

lol you explained this so many times obviously the viewers arnt real shaytard viewers like me XD

[twilightshadow134]

Wow that pizza looks so tempting,good thing for HD videos! HAHA!

[1Animeperson]

Costo looks like a California Sam's Club

[zeldafan1515]

i just watch this video form kassemg's point of view, its so weird watching from both views, aka from one view then another right after

[sisiflower]

@zeldafan1515 costco is the west coast sams club. its in a lot of the west coast states like california, nevada and a ton of others

[NOFX207]

Larry Arms!

[hardyz250]

posted on my bday

[PRAX808]

why is that as soon as u upload it says 303 views

[YBfighting]

why can't every 29 year old be like you? they're all stiff and boring...

you're so freaking funny

[DanzeluoTheGreat]

is that lisa's brother or boyfriend

[Camille8222]

haha that process thing just happened to me right now haha... i went to edit it but then i didnt save it so i looked back at my vid and it was perfect from when i watched it on movie maker haha

[xAfroMacx]

lol... noobs are a sad species.

[BunniBunny]

That pizza looks good. oAo

[sirfabedogg]

Annnnnnoying

[secretwatcher100]

Its a CONSPIRACY!!! J/K LOL!

[sup3rchik2]

i want pizza lol

[stinkymonkeyz]

lol @ flailing arms

[lolaray2221]

Lol screw Costco

[leoncio1140]

Awesome

[Sepharite]

aww, thats so sweet. My parents never played games with me. They always told me to go play by myself in my room... now look where I am now. I freaking masturbate all day long.

[MrDrewStuff]

this looks like a joke to me i dont know about the people who rated this down.

[MrChrisSimons]

Noob, fail.

[24cassyb]

I love shaycarl

[vanye2]

The people who keep saying that the video is on there birthday is pretty retarded because he's making a video everyday for a year so no shit sherlock it ends up being on your birthday!!!

[ds12z]

@vanye2 This video is on my birthday! YAY ME!!

[seramyu2005]

no filming in costco, you guys film in costco othertimes and never got told u cant film -_- mean costco lady *sad*

[jessicaxx2014]

''im tlkn to my girl friend'' lol

[seramyu2005]

I dislike noobs shay, I rather leave a smart comment for u. :) dont worry i love all your videos, your family is awesome