That's so Kaizo! Part 2/4

[powergannon]

I'm not going to dis this guys "hacking" as Toads Tool (Which I'm positive he used) doesn't really allow for changing the environment, his obstacle placement is stupid, and he sucks at his own "slightly harder" rom, which is ridiculous. The only differences I notice are more chainchomps, amps, and fire, slightly moved red coins, different teleport locations, and he removed the red heart on the mountain. SO KAIZO!

[Gjkl345]

Do one on VideogameDunkey. Why is it always the smallfry?

[grottypissedstained]

Mario got the star, but at what cost?

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@grottypissedstained AT WHAT COST GOD DAMNNIT?!?!? AT WHAT COST?!?!?!?

[MyselfAgain]

Guys, you're missing the point. He didn't just copy/paste his rom hack, he copy/pasted his rom hack on a MAC! Do you ave any idea how many extra keys he had to mash to copy paste and cut his stuff around?

The's a reason he's a keyboard superstar the way he types so hard.

[PTp1ranha]

Hey everyone I'm gonna do my own retsupurae. But instead of commenting over the bad player, I'm just gonna show a picture of a Chain Chomp over the clip of the person playing, maybe add a fire plume on the side. What do you think?

[MinimunWage]

@PTp1ranha Oh crap now THAT'S kaizo!!

[videogamenostalgia]

Sexual arousal in a male will often arouse in the penis becoming kaizo, whereupon the female may choose to stimulate the shaft (possibly whilst cupping the chain chomps). After a period of time, the genitals will produce a flamethrower, and if the condom has been romhacked, fertilization may occur...

[thenewaeon]

Fuckin' Golden Coral Kaizo-hacked my inflamed polyp.

[EdmacZ]

Hey, Mario is it true that you had a relationship with Rita?

[MalamiteLtd]

Chain Chomp: CTRL-C

Everywhere else: CTRL-V x ∞

Greatest mod ever.

[HunterBelmont01]

Should of used TELEPORT!

[Darwinialives4eva]

I'd like to say congrats to everyone who watched this video on becoming Kaizo Mario 64 Romhackers.

[WarioMario12345]

Now all we need is Banjo-Kaizooie. Just put about 50 Gruntildas into every level.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

@WarioMario12345 And for the sequel you can spawn right in front of the Hag I's drill during the starting cutscene and die instantly.

[TheToast7]

@WarioMario12345 Put Snakers the shark ON LAND!

[EasterGhost]

Yeah, it's funny. Watching these is more fun than watching actual Let's Plays.

[MightyKombat]

Kaizo Gear XX Accent Kaizo Plus.

The first 5 fighters are Boss I-NO who has infinite Tension and fires Chain Chomps with Megalomania.

LAst 3 are Boss Order Sol who's in permanent Flame Distortion and throws Chain Chomps at you.

Final boss is Daisuke Ishiwatari who OHKOs you straight away,

[WolfZword]

@MightyKombat With a guitar made of Chain Chomps playing Queen music, right?

[MightyKombat]

Yeah.

When you pick Justice, her Gamma Ray fires a mass of Chain Chomps.

Kliff wields a solid gold Chain Chomp.

[quakmastr]

"Now I Chain-Chomp, the Destroyer of Worlds."

[TheStrongBadMan]

To this guy's credit, he wasn't as bad as Kain.

Though to be fair, Kayin was actually fun to listen to.

[FuneralPartyAudio]

hahahahahahahaha

[Zknight7126]

Screw Let's Plays, I am watching these now.

[grottypissedstained]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF ME

[Ringmanx6]

Kaizopurae

Where the only thing they say is SNES9X

[Ringmanx6]

Kaizo the hedgehog

All robots are replaced by robotnik's drill car :O

[Nomad9]

@Ringmanx6 I got one better, every badnik is replaced by the Labyrinth Zone boss.

All the badniks just run away from you and if you manage to hit one they die in one hit and you automatically win the level.

[Kryp7K33p3r]

Kaizo Hill 2: now with Pyramid Heads EVERYWHERE

[DarkOmegaMK2]

the clacking sound fron his keyboard makes me feel uncomfortable, it doesn't sound healthy.

[chaffXgrenade]

Kaizo Gear Solid

Every room has 50 guards and 20 Gun Cameras in it, and they all have the range of vision of Vulcan Raven. >:)

[Guardiansaiyan]

@chaffXgrenade On the bright side there is a box at every corner...

[xdjvenomx]

@chaffXgrenade It's just a giant ladder.

[smpletan]

@xdjvenomx Kaizo Gear Solid 3: The massive ladder, except with a few more copy-pasted The Ends than you might remember being there.

[MightyKombat]

Kaizo Gear 2: Solid Snake. Snake walks slower and every room has Running Man in it.

[shu12321]

@smpletan No. The entire game is a ladder. Copy and paste The Shagohod everywhere.

[shu12321]

@chaffXgrenade Or just 50 Vulcan Ravens. And a chain chomp.

[chaffXgrenade]

@shu12321 That strangely sounds like fun... :/

[shu12321]

@chaffXgrenade And you can only use cigarettes. :D

[leviathan1173]

I don't care how hard you think you're romhack is, NOBODY should ever lose to Koopa the Quick goddamnit!

[a1b2m13]

The recession is romhacking the job market, now I have to work at Kaizo McDonalds where all the hamburgers are chain chomps and instead of a grill there's a twenty-foot plume of fire

[gameboycolor47]

@a1b2m13 lol at least they cook faster xD

[GmodCaboose56]

@a1b2m13 Genius.

[R8dRLegendKilla]

@a1b2m13 I hear BillyMC's mom goes to Kaizo McDonalds to do some Christmas shopping

[a1b2m13]

@R8dRLegendKilla "Sorry Billy, we got you a Big Mac, but we lost it when our car crashed because of an access violation"

[MadSurge]

I could beat Wario's castle with my gameboy upside down when I was a kid. Am I a champion of the romhackers now?

[MightyKombat]

Kaizo Metal Slug please.

[RoyStorey]

@MightyKombat Every POW throws a chain chomp at you.

[MightyKombat]

Kaizo Nier.

[hkfreak]

Slowbeef, these ain't no 4 SOLID minutes, like there's anything holding a romhack LP up.

[CrazyCommentaries]

now, this begs the question of what the Retsupurae Romhack would be like?

[SegacampIsAToilet]

This isn't funny, can someone reccomend me a funny video? my friend told me to look this up.

[cyberhoodlum]

Your commentary is hilarious. I love the part when you talked about the turtle not being able to make it up the mountain because he got eaten by a chain chomp, and I also loved the part when the star went right into the chain chomp's mouth.

[Cokefiendjew]

Chain Chomp gangbang at 2:25?

[DeanoTheDino]

"Kaizo", like "epic", "awesome" and "rage", has just lost all meaning, thanks to morons.

[sramage24]

Lo-lo-look at you hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of chain chomps and flames.

[TheJoebucks]

Act II: The Father of Kaizo

[CasaiAgicap]

@TheJoebucks Now I really want a rock opera about Super Mario 64.

[xplay108]

@CasaiAgicap On it.

[JaxsinP]

OmegaEdge29 hacked 5:44 out.

[DrDoom343]

Love Diabetus' Chain Chomp voice at 3:19.

[chaosmaster07]

Chain chomp gangbangs? Mario's face at 4:40 says it all.

[jakedizzle]

This isn't Kaizo. This is shit.

[jakedizzle]

Wow, you guys made three more. Why? The first video was terrible. Not by you. Just in general. Well, the source material.

[JanitorAntisocial]

Hey guys, I made Kaizo Super Mario Bros.

World 1-1 looks exactly the same, except I put Hammer Bros. everyfuckingwhere.

[ChezJamesy]

OH THATS SO KAIZO!! *laughter and applause*

i'd so get that as a soundbite

[Onijsan]

Way to go maaawwiiooo.. Time to TELEPORT.. oh man do I miss ElectricalBeast amazing mario lp's

[xurin77]

tags: let's play kaizo mario 64 koopa the quick why wasn't he hacked into chain chomp or fire

I think slowbeef is trying to tell me something. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[GhettoDerp]

@vsncaranage its an amazin let's play.

[90sHeroMAXD]

the clacking of his keyboard is actually his computer saying "I am dying, I am dying for god sakes help me"

[largo233]

We need ElectricalBeast on this ROMHack, stat!

[WilliamLongfellow]

Hey, part 1 is in the suggestions twice. Retsupurae, are you ROM-hacking YouTube again? Dammit, stop being so Kaizo :p

[Xilnold]

the chain chomps represent his fear of black people

[ILIKECEREALX]

You could probably make a Power Metal song about the legions of Chain Chomps in this level.

[kingbooforums]

what in the thumbnail it said part III but on the video it said 2/4

[mawknation]

@kingbooforums They romhacked the video titles.

[CrizzyEyes]

Really, a USB controller is like, fifteen bucks. It's much better for emulators than keyboards and they're well-supported in almost all emulators. I don't know why a guy who is obsessed enough with emulation to make a ROM hack wouldn't have one.

[pat4luigi13]

The place where all Rom Hackers hang out: 4chan....*shivers*

[sagacious03]

Hey Mario, do you think the guy who made this game sucks both at hacking AND playing this game?

Hey Mario, do you think Retsupurae should Let's Play Kaizo Mario 64 is just to see how truly horrible it is?

[NaziJesus]

my girlfriend is so kaizo, that when we have anal sex i'm the one recieving.

[imbord231]

@NaziJesus or your just incredibly feminine.

[Nintendorks12345]

@NaziJesus Pfft...My mom 's so Kaizo, that when we have anal sex, I'M the one receiving.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@NaziJesus That's gonna be a thing.

Yo mama's so kaizo...

[FinalGamerJames]

@NaziJesus That sounds like the best girlfriend ever.

[notyoursavior78]

Kaizo Retsupurae! It's the next best thing.

[blazingdude11]

This so reminds me of the Ricky Gervais show! lol

[manuel221988]

how do you lose in your own rom hack?

[Khiash]

He lost to Koopa the Quick?

I'm telling all his friends

ok done

[nick11927]

nevar foget

[wedgeff7]

George Romero likes Zombies.

This guy likes Chain Chomps.

[Venominous]

I accidently used the word 'Kaizo' today to describe something without even realising it. When someone asked me what it meant, I mentally facepalmed.

[sunnythearmadillo]

how is this at all 'kaizo'? it's so embarrassing how little thought was put into this with the random additions of fire and chain chomps

[DarkOmegaMK2]

OmegaEdge is so kaizo...

[DMAN123223]

4:24 that and some more fire sums this game up.

[SilverEnchantress]

Is he playing a Mario 64 ROM hack or typing up a report in Microsoft Word?

[todbot1]

I like that he had to leave that fuckton of coins at the end of the level just so he could actually get through it.

[SamuraiFoochs]

Him cheating in his own hack is so Kaizo.

Wait, not exactly.

[TRCOOLGUY]

DO THE ENTIRE LP

[BJCHESTER]

Goddammit. I'm fucking addicted to these videos.

[mariovssonic2]

'Kaizo play a kaizo lp only chanel that'd be epic and so kaizo

[DayBreakization]

Wait... he has over 500 video's on just THIS?! Oh God...

[ZedekOfLP101]

I missed you guys! Very refreshing to see new videos this frequently. This is hilarious and I would totally watch an entire RP of it. Good luck.

[drsalvadore16]

his keyboard: CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK­CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK­CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK­CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK­CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK­CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK

[jettythesunfish]

@drsalvadore16 What does the code mean?!

[Trogdorbad]

@drsalvadore16

CLICKA-CLACKA-CLUNK

[ChaosTheorite]

I find it ironic that so many let's players want to tell us about all their behind-the-scenes bullshit, but the only people most of us want to see that from is retsupurae.

[Brassherald]

How is it that they have avoided doing BikdipOnABus? He LPed this in painful monotone while saying how its terrible and he couldn't edit any of it out... Sadly, by youtube standards he is above average, but I'm sure Retsuprae could be done of him.

[Mooklette]

@Brassherald He wasn't that bad compared to... this guy. I watched some of his other videos and my god it gets worse.

[Brassherald]

@Mooklette It can get worse? Wow... I need to see this, but first I need to get very drunk.

[ThunderFlarz]

@Brassherald To be fair, he's fairly competent. You can just mute the sound so you don't have to listen to his 'painful monotone' but the actual content is good.

[RedSalamander]

@Brassherald They did riff on BikdipOnABus once before. He wanted to see if he could beat Metroid in under 10 minutes with the NARPAS SWORD code and called it a "test video". Look through Retsupurae's old stuff; it's like the second in a cluster of Metroid videos.

They probably went after OmegaEdge for this, though, because he actually MADE this ROM hack. And is failing at it.

[Brassherald]

@RedSalamander That was him? I totally forgot about that one!

[Chavtheworld]

Keep going guys, maybe this guy could one day redeem himself like Billy did.

[Grogum]

I have a sneaking suspicion that they already retsupuraed the entire LP, but Youtube hacked in a delay between each video to make our viewing more Kaizo.

That or the rest of the RP videos were eaten by chain chomps.

[naples8989]

Make a whole retsupurae of this lp. I would watch the shit out of that.

[Zukaran]

Kaiiizzoooooomg!!??!

[BrainSeepsOut]

Missed you so much, retusprae!

[RabidClone]

Did anyone else notice that he rewinds at 3:20-3:30-ish? Sort of defeats the purpose of STARTING ALL OVER AFTER LOSING THE RACE ONCE.

[BigJuicyx3]

That noise isn't his keyboard, it's him furiously rummaging through his empty bag of Doritos for the crumbs and cheese dust.

[Ixey5]

May I ask why this guy made the ROM hack for this even though he stinks at this game? What's the point?

Also, "Chain Chomp ate the star" and "Mario got the star, but at what cost?".

^o^

[BGMLV]

Chain Chomps ate mario.

[TheAwesumSauce]

Lol, look at the tags:

Let's play kaizo mario 64 koopa the quick why wasn't he hacked into chain chomp or fire

[MadSurge]

Fun fact: I, back in the days, used to play the final level in Super Mario Land 2 with my Gameboy backwards as a self-imposed challenge. Does that make me the master of kaizo/romhacking?

[LordBBH2ndSquad]

I demand a new video of this every day for as long as the guy's LP goes. Thanks in advance!

[GregEdgar88]

Thanks to this Romhack, I'm gonna have nightmares filled with thousands of Chain Chomps every night for the rest of my life.

[MidnaKoopa]

When the Chain Chomps swarmed him after he got the star, I definitely expected a hilarious line. And I was not disappointed. Many have said it, as will I: I'd definitely watch a full RP of this.

[soniquefus]

Can't wait for part 3, loving it :D

[FAILGET64]

ElectricalBeast and his commentary are endearing, in an in "insane uncle" kind of way. This idiot and his commentary have no redeeming features at all. You'd think the creator of the hack would say something interesting, instead he (horribly) sings the music and reads the text on the screen.

[WhiteFu]

more BillyMC and ElectricalBeast please :)

[Paratroopa1]

I like how most of the hits he takes are from the balls rolling down the mountain, a completely unedited part of the level.

[ZeldaGameGod]

This let's play is training that one must watch through carefully in order to make a proper Mario rom hack.

[MezaseMaster]

"Copied like a chain chomp" will be the phrase of the decade.

[xCypres]

CHAIN-CHOMPS, CHAIN-CHOMPS EVERYWHERE!

[Gasoline85]

@xCypres Chain-Chomp ate the star! XD

[Darut1337]

Love the tags. PLEASE keep going onto the next parts. I'd watch a RP of this LP.

[Mesarphelous]

Long live Retsupurae.

[Krbyfan1]

I got up to part 24 of his LP.

I may even continue to watch it, he does get past copy pasting chain chomps and it is more difficult as you go on. But that's saying only so little.

[sastath]

This guy seems bad, but lets be realistic there are far more worse lp's out here.

[Vamaar]

Dear god continue this please. At least through the first world if you don't have the endurance to play through the whole game, although I'm morbidly curious to see if he added more chain chomp and flamethrower to the water levels...

[NumberOneYoshiFan]

You should definitely retsupurae this entire LP.

[TheToast7]

I respect you guys as people, and I understand completely if you feel it'd be too much work or not funny enough to do a retsupurae of this whole hack, but I swear I will kill everything ever if you don't.

[posthumanfetus]

@TheToast7 you make a very convincing argument.

[OparioMcgee]

I still think this video could have started with "Previously on all my Kaizo-"

[NCHammer326]

Sometimes I'll see a decent romhack and think to myself, "that's so kaizo." Other times, I'll see shit like this and I'll think, "that is not very kaizo."

[TheRadicalOneNG]

It's so ironic that he does all this fancy shit and the turtle STILL beats him.

[Vysetron]

At the risk of giving Diabeetus liver problems, more Retsukaisowhateverpray would be great.

[dillondoom]

kaizo beacon teaches typing.



[sygnus5]

His videos are like the video definition of ironic punishment

[MayuZane]

Kaizopurae! Yes!

[ZZDaikun]

If anyone wants to see a more competent (and rather funny) LP of this game, check out BikdipOnABus. I archive-binged through his 100% run of this hack, and I was laughing my ass off all night.

[juicedup14]

im curious to see the final battle

[Irockman1]

I like how the guy frequently takes damage from stuff that was in the original game.

[deviltetsuo555]

@Irockman1

spoilers:

he gets pussy-wipped by his own romhack ALOTTTTTTTTT(i've seen 3 extra parts) you wouldn't think he made this with how much he gets his ass HANDED TO HIM BY HIS OWN TRAPS.

[FireJigglypuff2310]

This one time I made a Kaizo version of Windows. I pasted the Recycle Bin EVERYWHERE!

[PickpocketSan]

Holy shit, I know that sucking at your own romhack is expected, especially when it sucks this bad, but...This guy sucks at the game in general. Who the fuck gets hit by the rolling balls on the hill?

[kulemv]

Retsupurae the Electricalbeast ending!

[BronzeSoldat]

God damn, I think I used the same rom editor for this game and know exactly what he did.

Am I a legit hacker now?

[TheCoincidence]

I don't think Super Mario 64 has shown LP'ers in a good light, lol.

[CTerry1985]

A feel a true Kaizopurae would be to retsupurae with semaphore flags or something.

[Labtop215]

Oh man! If you want to make this a kasiosourae, you should try watching his lp without crystial skull!

[shizeninho]

i get the kaizo feeling from this video, i feel the kaizo love flowing through my spiritual being

[coffeeninja88]

God damn, I missed you guys. Good to see you've come back with this masterpiece of our generation.

[DustInTheWind64]

Look on the bright side, HE COULD BE PLAYING THIS ON A MAC!!!

[posthumanfetus]

Should we start copy/pasting our commentary?Should we start copy/pasting our commentary?Should we start copy/pasting our commentary?Should we start copy/pasting our commentary?

Old joke, new twist.

[troysson81]

How do you fail at your own ROM hack?

[sleepingtrinity]

chain chomp fuckfest, and mario's the sweet, creamy center.

[xdjvenomx]

Retsukaizo!

[TheDonaldPierce]

I am disappointed that every comment doesn't begin with "Hey Mario,".

[limepie20]

this is amazing

[TheMountainMew]

No, to be honest I figured a guy who Let's Played his own Romhack would actually know how to play the game. Yea know, with out dieing constantly. XD