What Guys Want (Is What the Penis Wants)

[lovemelikeiloveme]

i'm dying of laughter right now. dead. i am dead. oh lord.

[JudasManifesto]

OHMYGOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAA! Can we please get married?!

[StevieXcel]

Guys there are 3 types of the males needs.

1st : The straights The straights is basically what this guy is talking about

Sex , jerking(fapping), there need is all about SEX.

2nd : The no Life's

The no life's are basically the people who play game's

24/7 the games could be WOW,MW2,XBOX36.

3rd : The Gays

The gays only want their anals filled So this was the three types of males need Have a good day

[themrbmd7894]

lol u talk with ur hands alot lol but u r really cute!!

[pbscraze]

This is why I'm am happy to be a guy.....

[thevalkyrie8]

You look like a cross between Matt Damon and Wayne Rooney!

[writeandsend]

lol I typed WHAT THE PENIS?

[whoops567]

Dan, you are funny and refreshing and that's that.

[NomNomCookies000]

Lmfao

[musicfreak769]

I lol'd XD

[gordogreat74]

The heart is what makes women dumb & the penis(or dumbstick if you will) is what makes us men dumb. =:P

[smurfboywv]

LOL too funny.

[saturnmoonlitbeauty]

you sound like philly d lol

[joyfulboi1979]

Rise and rejoice!!!!!

[hei08061994]

Pets and animals??????

[hei08061994]

Pets and animal???

[Maevaprod]

lol i think you're too smart, people gonna think this is true because you know what...a lot of people believe in that !

(sorry for my english )

[Stand4Equality]

Just to be pedantic, it's actually the testicles that direct the mind, as they produce testosterone, therefore they control the penis! =P

[alexandraleckie]

interesting.... that was a joke right? because if its not of shit am i glad i dont have one and am not into them....

[rederig]

Okay, put some paneling behind all that plaid and I might believe you, not......just admit it, your gay and not getting any, its okay,your penis needs company, oh, and take off your shirt again.

[Tripp426]

This is hilarious.

[iceberg0404]

Lol he's making a joke within the true fact of the video . He is correct when he says that the penis wants what the penis wants . In the words of Robin Williams " God gave us a penis and a brain , but not enough blood to use them both at the same time" lol.

[CaptnJack]

maybe not conciously, but men think about sex a lot, really a lot...well I do.heh. No, not just about sex/intercourse, but all aspects of it, the look, the views, the teasing, etc...

[1088andrew]

your awesome.... 

[LennyHH]

I can't believe I watched this til the bitter end... :)) that was very.. impressing... :)

[matmatoo]

Wow, the penis is the most important thing on a guy.. well, that makes my heart feel so much more important now =S

[MrAndre1272]

ROFL love the Jesus bit.....<3 should we all call you god.

[abelsbombdiggity]

hahaha i love this video Dan!!!! ppl dont hate on this vid, its soo funny and has alot of truth haahaha

[Televersity]

parasitic penis... hmmmm

[CobraxCLAN]

Wow! :O That was pure genius! You had my DYING laughing. :) Love you! <3333

[khamseen]

Go forth and rejoice! ;)

[saphire18]

I tried watching this...

2 mins after hearing your bullshit and whoryness I had to shut you up...

Finally, a reason to unsubscribe.

=D

[mooooodle]

i dnt think i have ever had to look for mine...???

[daughtry19]

Haha.... your penis video was very informative! And BTW... you look good with your shirt off! Maybe you should more videos without your shirt! :) Keep up the good work!

[boldenjasonbb]

WOW! Have none of you a sense of humor? Thanks for your posts GDProphet!!!

[skyloch]

LOL nice well played... spot on my friend spot on I haven't had a good chuckle like this for a while.

[StripyTigers]

HOLLISTER!!!! Love That Shirt =P

[goleador1990]

Amen to the Penis!



[Duo1]

lol! ;)

funny. :D

... new year and new vids... including style. Are you busy or do you have vlogger's block???

[TheDevilWearsRachel]

*enter generic comment about how this video offends me*

simmer down, people.

[EljeRryTerAn]

hmm.... i dont get this video.. if it is comedy it aint funny... if not then what is wrong with you..... u can make way better videos than this BS. seriously so.. cmon.. better topics next time please....

[eddiebATL]

No, Dan is being completely serious. You have no idea how many times I've come home to find my penis in outrageous outfits having a good time. It was bad. There was this one time, it was throwing a Neverland theme party, which I just thought was inappropriate on, like, ten different levels and the only way I was able to get it back under control was, well, I have this recording of people laughing "It's SO SMALL!" and then, and only then, I was able to get that beast back in the cage.

[ComeOnGe]

OMG YOUR SO CUTE! Everybody with the rude comments calm down. lol. He was just making pretty much a comical blog. Besides, the penis is quite powerful lol. And I loved it everytime you said the word penis. lol. which was like what? a billion times maybe??? hehe penis. Gosh ur so adorable, I swear, you're just so cute. :)

[darringoodness]

real talk!

[Hazendeuce]

Laughed pretty hard throughout the whole video, and I have to say there's a great degree of truth to this thing...

However, I don't think i'll be dressing my penis up... Ever.

But regardless, great video. :D

[MrEdbono]

If I were a girl I would use my vagina to rule the world... but I'ma guy and my penis control myself. And I don't want to. (Sorry for my bad english, I'm italian)

[FrederikundWilma]

@MrEdbono Well, there -is- that operation that you can have, you know <.<

[MrEdbono]

@FrederikundWilma lol At the moment is pretty difficult because I'm underage and my parents are bigots... But no, I don't want to became a girl. I'm fine with my penis... the only thing I want is to stop masturbating (Nothing against masturbation) because I don't want to depend from anything.

[FrederikundWilma]

@MrEdbono ... You depend on yourself, your body is a part of you. All that talk about how your penis controls your every move and stuff is nice and fine with me, but really, you shouldn't see it that way. As a man you have a need for release (something to do with hormones), which on the long run you have no control over. BUT it is still your body, a natural urge and nothing that gets into the way of other things (most of the time at least <.<). It's not like it's controlling your life

[FrederikundWilma]

@FrederikundWilma and you shouldn't feel that way.

[MrEdbono]

@FrederikundWilma maybe this is true. At the moment I'm quite scared from every form of addiction: sex, alcool, drug, facebook or youtube ... Maybe masturbation has nothing to do with this things...

[FrederikundWilma]

@MrEdbono Ah well, of course everyone goes through all kinds of phases in his life, I'm sure you'll drill down on those things eventually.^^ It surely isn't a bad thing to be wary of addiction ;D

[andrew3347]

are you for real?this is quite possibly the biggest bullshit i have ever heard!!surely you can see that you're generalising the male sex. not all guys are just after sex. i am not just after sex just because im a guy.i want to find someone to be with and yes sex will come into it but its not the biggest issue or biggest part of a relationship.do you just think that you are this totally amazing guy, who can suddenly give advice and to be honest the advice or information youre giving out is shit!

[GDProphetXVII]

@andrew3347 the fact that you took this video seriously is a bigger joke than the video itself.

[andrew3347]

@GDProphetXVII oh so this is comedy. god im really glad that im not american i dont think i could survive on what you think is comedy. well keep up the good "comedic" work ill look out for you in your own sitcom :-S

[JoeiDoll]

heyyyyyyyyy!!!! thank god. so then why almost everytime i meet a guy and wanna have sex he thinks i'm a slut with self esteem issues? i don't get it. it's annoying because apparently i have much more libido then i'm supposed to... wtf?

[CMaddoxBiitch]

LMAO! This video is so awesome on SO many levels!

[11mitty13]

rawrrr my penis is GODZILLA!!!!

[w8888101]

"empower itself over Jesus" lmao!

[sleekcartim]

huuuh? r u wearing pants?

[accentofllove]

Not gonna lie... After this video I was superrrr confused. Were you smoking something?

[MrBisexuallySexy]

...I know what penis likes...Penis love visiting warm moist holes :D

[esnutaliah]

yep... horny after watching that!

[iterkerify]

dan looks like a lesbian.

[Jurek009]

dude you so totally ran out of topics... I feel so self-conscious right now fter watching this xD

[teamesh]

I don't get...what...?

[natnunnfan]

this gets me more excited than porn . . .

[Ihateuall95]

What in the nine hells was that sound in the first 4 seconds 0.o

[johmac726]

4 for you penis, you go penis! and none for vagina bye.

[AbDcFaNaTiC24]

Ok so I gotta say I've seen like all ur vids and I love ur vids!!!!! plz keep making vids bcuz without ur advice and davey wavey's lol I'd be a lost gay in the big big world!!!

[stefanlittle]

Costume idea: in a box?

[SereneFire88]

That preview for the "what women want" video was disturbing. I'd rather not see that again. Kind of made me want to throw up. lol.

[aaron31967]

@SereneFire88

I know how you feel. Flashing a photo of Sarah Palin has that effect on most people.

[OptimalRefund]

what is this video i don't even

[ThatsBo1]

I love that shirt your wearing. You should take it off, that would be great too.

[beautifullife787]

LOL!

[Elanor2001]

I have serious respect for you that you made this whole video with a straight face ;)

[GDProphetXVII]

@andy8419berg psh, every guy that has gotten in these pants comes out feeling way more dignified!

[viviorunitia14]

Every time I watch you, Dan, my penis feels empowered.

[vidhead85]

What guys want is dependent on what kind of guy they are. At one time, I just wanted to f* as many guys as I could. Then later on, I wanted one guy only. I do have to say that this was a pretty interesting way to sum up what guys want. And...the whole penis costume idea I kinda don't get so...8/10 Great vid!

[lovechikk]

its favorite game is HIDE AND GO SEEK (booo!)

LMFAO!

[milaneno210]

That was kind of...hilarious. :D

[Jedd20]

Wish I had You for a teacher. - especially if it were a hands on experience. You get better all the time.

[BrighterThanYours]

lol i got alittle lost lol in he middle but i found my way at the end lol

[xxtmJACOBxx]

Why are you acting like such a douche bag in your videos now ?

[GDProphetXVII]

@xxtmJACOBxx I don't really think I am bud...

[jh1958txstate]

@GDProphetXVII noooo douchebaggedness. none whatsoever

[antlerboy12345]

@GDProphetXVII You're totes awesome

[koolzies]

@xxtmJACOBxx It's just you, dude. It's just you.

[marty1160]

Hey lol this way way funny

and oh so so true.

The happy lil soldier marches

onward and upward to victory heck yeah.

well done big guy! Peace

[GayLABoys]

you're funny. We LOVE LOVE LOVE you - TheGLABs

[foradutube]

i think you should show us yours!

[luigi3duran]

I missed your campy and interesting stuff!!!

[Legend4ever91]

What the hell lol I'm kinda freaked out, not gonna lie.

[WWEQAF]

Look at you Dr. Dan

[Hebimaru112]

So I had to be 18 to watch this video and I got all depressed since I couldn't watch it. But then I realized as of January 12th, I can watch WHATEVER I want on YouTube!!!! Like this!

[prettymarysunlight]

I Love You :D

[MySaraMarie]

UR SO SEXAY!! I love you :D

[rlm1942]

omg your crazy bro:)

[imstuckrab4ever]

He says penis 34 times!!!!!!!

[neverwillyou]

O wow I cant belive that make outfits for your penis........

[SimDuff]

Umm... all this penis talk woke up my penis.

[psycoroboproductios]

dan your just too amazing :D

[Echoedsilence]

You can tear up my New York City!

[maryduda444]

Hahaha, love you dan!

[trancejunkie23]

oh Dan... what can I say... thanks for talking bout Penis?

[joeraysp]

My penis likes to dress up like a soldier shoot things (and people) too!

[juanpablofx]

Maybe Jesus is trying to tell you something.

[iwannabeit]

omg im speechless

[shiningstars109]

Everything you've said has happened to me... especially the "P."

It sucks.

[kimmois1]

You've lost weight. But then with that horrible couch, I'm not surprised you have no desire to lounge around.

[Colinski03]

even though it's more like a small... rodent. That made me lol

[Scene68]

i am waiting for you to do a video on What The Mouth Wants.

[princejustin9]

Uhhhhh I don't understand this video Dan but your pretty

[DazedConfused989]

Interesting. 

[slc84101]

Godzilla did not tear New York, oh wait that was a bad movie. Godzilla tore up Tokyo

[princejustin9]

@slc84101 haha that was a bad movie

[SABigTom]

Very true!

[princejustin9]

YAYYYY Your growing your hair, I like it :D

[RaynMan718]

You look like you've lost weight.

[AaronRBB11]

I love your videos! HAHAH :P P.S I have a very empowered penis

[AaronRBB11]

I love your videos! HAHAH :P

[MothersPills]

Young man, you are just too cute! I love your take on the penis!

[Made4542]

Instead of kicking ass the Penis pounds his hot ass xD. I love my Penis, I love all Penises! (I wish I could get to know your penis, Dan *wink wink*)

Hey Dan, question: Back then, did your penis get attracted to those hot boys' butts in those uniform pants? I know mine was! Back when I was in Catholic school, you could see boy's tight asses and bulges in those pants. That was best part of school back then.

[MDkid1]

penises are beautiful....they are the most fascinating and amazing parts of a man!

[onyxman8]

All praise the Mighty Penis!!!!!

[kazunesiscomaru]

Never will look at the EMS training acroymn again... S.p.e.r.m is scene saftey. Little did I know it had another meaning :D

[Ichigo29440]

Wow lol youre Hilarius XD

[RiskyShower]

A penis flagged this video.

[BIGbauer993]

The Penis is my friend.

[donnylester]

LMAO i like this it made me laugh

[Christoph11]

LOL youre such a dork!

i actually love your vlogs xD

[lYeloWl]

man you still didn't get you teeth done this suxx!

[lYeloWl]

what this guy want (is what his ass wants)

[animalsjt5]

men just want their dicks sucked.

[lYeloWl]

@animalsjt5 some want their ass pounded!

[duarteinacan]

Make a woman happy: No one fucking knows how.

Make a man happy: Just tell him "your dick is the biggest thing that has ever been inside of me".

LIKE. A. CHARM.

[GDProphetXVII]

@duarteinacan haha love it

[gillzthegreat]

hmmmmm Penis vs God who shall win????? :p

[gillzthegreat]

hmmmmm Penis vs God who shall win????? :p

P.S did you say Penis is spelled P.E,R.M.I.S?

[GDProphetXVII]

@gillzthegreat I never spelled Penis lol

[gillzthegreat]

hmmmmm Penis vs God who shall win????? :p

P.S did you say Penis is spelled P.E,R.N.I.S?

[Kizillia]

I love the amount of times you say penis in this video, keep talking about penis please <3

[benjifrom405]

That picture with the kids yellin YAY scared the crap outta me! lol

[gillzthegreat]

hmmmmm Penis vs God who shall win????? :p

[megamasher91]

This made me feel like i had a second life that i never knew about :p

[CryEmoBoyCry]

When I play Hide-and-go-seek, I always win <3

[Skyelitpro]

Ha

Sperm ruins teen girls lives.

[castrosux94]

you really like to move your hands haha

[fromdabosch]

oh dan... what the heck was this?

[GyThanksGd]

Did someone dare you to say penis as many times as possible in one vlog?

[CGWacko]

My penis is guilty of you're empowerment example as well. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

Also, o.O at the juggler costume. hahaha

[BurnSpangler]

small rodent? KEEP IT AWAY

[rippinsteo]

guys want food in their stomach, a cold beer, and for they penis to feel real good. I'm just sayin...that's all they want.

[ThunderShock2005]

my penis wants you.

hahahahahahahahhahaha

[ThunderShock2005]

@ThunderShock2005 P.S.: I loved your V reference. (the first one, not the one towards the end; although, it was funny too)

Hahahaha Anna's bliss lololol

I love that show!!!

[lacholadehayden]

yess and the penis wants ass and pussy ;)

[skipskops]

What kinda weapon did your soldier have? Ima bet you had a grenade!

[GDProphetXVII]

@skipskops like, 8 grenades

[skipskops]

@GDProphetXVII haha xD

[bukroot]

hahaha! i can't begin to describe how much i loved the way you expressed yourself in this video! was this rehearsed or scripted? coz it seemed VERY natural and yet incredibly well-put. thanx for teaching us about the P.E.N.I.S! :)

[GDProphetXVII]

@bukroot haha, I just kinda did it. Definitely not the direction I was intentionally going for, but thats okay :P

[bukroot]

@GDProphetXVII really? then i'm very curious to hear what you were initially going for.

[GDProphetXVII]

@bukroot well it initially had nothing to do with the penis, but then I got to thinking about sperm and needed to incorporate it lol

[bukroot]

@GDProphetXVII haha i think it came out nicely. whether you had it planned or not, congrats. :)

[ArielleIsHamming]

<3 accept my video response punk ass :P

[TheFerretChannel]

5th

[kylekid1223]

So Hawt :) LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[AntmILoveYou]

I wish I knew your penis.... Just saying.

[GDProphetXVII]

@AntmILoveYou I suppose there is always the possibility!

[MDkid1]

@GDProphetXVII hell ya!