PORTAL 2 | GLaDOS Quotes | Part 1

[Sadell]

Siri? bitch please, I want glados instead.

[hullfcaregreat]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH *Repetes 10000 times* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[woofa97]

"...at which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the management sonya and feels remarks..."

[DougWalkerFan41]

Didn't anyone alse skip to 0:20?

[MrLoveStrange]

OmG T-PAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

[Shadowclaw232]

1. turn on captions

2. ???

3. Profit

4. LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!

[thekjkjkjkjkjkj]

Glados sucks what a overated vallain

[plmokm33]

@thekjkjkjkjkjkj Tell that to the people stuck in the neurotoxin...

[TheHardWay71]

@thekjkjkjkjkjkj Say that to GLaDOS's Face...Robot Face. Nerotoxin. Simple.

[jefff42951]

"Lets convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping!" lol never heard that one.

[articwlf1]

"Ok, look, we both said a lot of things you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences aside, for science..you monster."

[FireFlyMature]

"7, avocado, 40."... I now like avocados

[VegitarianWolf]

"In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers.

9. 7. 50. 3. 707."

[masamune52]

@VegitarianWolf proof that valve CAN count to 3 lol

[moonlady3000]

"And since the only human within a few thousand miles of us is a test ruining sociopath..." I can't imagine who she might be talking about... *sniggers*

[Lachieo72]

Awesome

[igoONEDIRECTION]

My friend says i sound exactly like this Glados robot girl thing.

[carlotta4th]

I love the exchange at 4:45. "Please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table.

Really? .....okay."

[bijoux126]

anyone else discovered these are co-op lines?

[DarkObliterator]

00:18 ...why hasn't anyone posted this yet?

[RavenRose213]

Asbestos lined? That doesn't sound very... OOH FREE TSHIRTS! XD

[StellaWinxEnchantix]

"Again, Bizzare Science Collabration Points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions, such as Who Gets to Live at the End and Who Doesn't . I mean, basketball. Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside to testing courses, the only way I can retrieve you is to voilently disassemble you, then carefully reassemble you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain. I consider that a failing, by the way.

[StellaWinxEnchantix]

@StellaWinxEnchantix I forgot the end quotation.

[kellyfel2]

GLaDOS like garfield

[TheHardWay71]

13:10-14:02 Is Really F***ING CREEPY!

[modernops101]

@supereldinho yah she will kill you in your sleep though. Unless she takes an arrow to the knee.

[124SonicXT]

@modernops101 ...Woow...really?

[krovostok]

Ellen McLain

[DHG1124]

"Reanimating the dead maybe..." GLaDOS=Hotel California?

[snowcloud8]

doesn't her voice songs like a girl using autotune and singing?

[Twizorz]

5 People experienced how deadly Neurotoxin can be.

[StellaWinxEnchantix]

@Twizorz Now there's a sixth one.

[DrMegaGenius]

oh its you its been a loooooooong time OwO*

[ILTCosplayPro]

Wouldn't it be funny if Glados actually said something like Mr. Crocker in Fairly OddParents?

"NEUROTOXIN BUTTON!" .... I thought it would sound funny with her voice.

[ilife11]

@ILTCosplayPro "NERO-TOXIN-BUTTON!"

[No1Significant1]

It appears Glados wasn't lying about Garfield.

/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o

[No1Significant1]

"As you can see, in my version, the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with the deadly neutoxin dispensers. At which points the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna."

... Ha. So Garfield finally did it. He finally drove John Arbuckle mad.

[TheSpinoAdrian]

11:45 XD

[TheSpinoAdrian]

10:50 - 11:15

"In a moment the word BLA will be repeated over and over again"

"opening my mouth in 3...2...1 BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA " That was a joke HAHA your fat

[Linkjerto]

Where is ''If id know you would let yourself trap so easily, it would be better to put a piece of meat hanging from a fishing rod.''

[coraline233]

"who gets to live at the end and who dosnt.....i mean basket ball"

oh my god i love her.

[EmoPandaMayz27]

i can stop lawling

[Kipras9]

0:20

[chichung941]

Pro tip, skip to 0:20

[swiftverbicide]

Pro tip, Edit.. I love this video though XD

[heroineadict]

Anyone know where that shark joke is? 'Did you know a shark is extremely violent when eating. Do you know what animal kills those only trying to help them? Did you guess shark, because you would be wrong, it's you. You are the only one that would kill someone only trying to help them.'

Loosely quoted mind you.

[xXMightyWaddlesXx]

@heroineadict Where is it in the files or the game? If you want to know where it is in the game its in test chamber 11 in chapter 3. I have no idea where the file is though.. But you probably figured this out by now :P

[heroineadict]

@xXMightyWaddlesXx Thx for the info.

[Tr0llShaman]

"You dangerous, mute lunatic." I love this AI. <3

[jjbros64]

Luv the emotion when garfield gets in trouble

[jjbros64]

Luv the excitment wen garfield gets in trouble

[Thewickedjunglist]

Lol I called my pc GLaDOS

[JellooMeMelloo]

When does GLADoS talk about Garfield?

[djangosp2]

@JellooMeMelloo it was unused from the co op

[myanimeworld149]

@JellooMeMelloo it's an old voice clip they took out i believe. it was supposed to be in co-op.

[joohnnyersz]

its 19 liar :D

[Helios2020]

thanks



[RekiaSilvermoon]

"Seven. AvoKADo. Fourty"

[yellowfang98]

I love GLaDOS's voice :3

[eevee02espeon]

"So,this cat loves lasagna so much,he eats all the lasagna in his house."

[NeoLightElectro]

@eevee02espeon good ol' garfield reference. :D

[superaider1000]

@eevee02espeon Garfield?

[LadyMurderMaid]

@eevee02espeon

Oh, but the wait, the cat isn't in his house and its not his lasanga...Oh good! The man who DID own the lasanga is FURIOUS...

The End...

The End?

That wasn't funny...

Do eaither of you feel like laughing?

[jates513]

@eevee02espeon Garfeild!

[TheVampireviolet]

@eevee02espeon how the buck does GLaDOS know about garfield?

[jamgmaster]

GlaDOS is a Cool bitch :P

[Violetthehedgehog756]

"Your angry, I know it. Shes tested me too hard! Boo Hoo..."

I love that line.

[fletchest]

"Hello. Welcome back! While you were dead i fixed the cartoon."

Lol.

[Asymia]

@TheAwesomeshadow She didn't want to turn into a computer in the first place, it was forced upon her by the scientists.

[XShadOBabeX]

Woah, I've never heard those last lines in the video before, but man she sounded pissed.

[jkunleashed2]

cool

[Silvermist303]

"you know what my days used to be like? I just tested, nobody murdered me or put me in a potao, or fed me to birds. i had a pretty good life. and then you showed up, you dangeruos, mute, lunatic."

[YukiChanXXD]

woah woah wooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh­h shes talking about Garfeild LOL my two favorate things in one video!!!! :3 OMG she called chell a sosiopath

[thatoneguyseehim]

These quotes are ever so slightly out of order.

[At7commando]

Test ruining sociopatch is Doug Rattman :P

He gives you hints to beating test chambers with signs and makes his dens in chambers.

[1234macro]

portal 2 quotes and a portal 1 map... ?

[aronraewalsh]

........ Who else heard Garfield reference

[MSAnemanja2]

@aronraewalsh me

[TheJboy88]

Would it be weird for me to say that I find GLaDOS' voice attractive?

[DrMegaGenius]

@TheJboy88 no

[DeluxeGamer123]

@TheJboy88 no

[skelle56]

@TheJboy88 Kind of... XD

[Taizer13]

@TheJboy88 id be lez for her

[supereldinho]

@TheJboy88 No sweat, she's so sarcastic and funny, I wouldn't mind having her as my girlfriend :)

[MarvelReviews117]

@TheJboy88 no lol

[MrTehnaruto444]

@TheJboy88 nope

[Sonetodecirene]

@TheJboy88

Nope, not at all.

[TeamAvatar2000]

@TheJboy88 well shes an elderly lady but whatever floats your boat :D

[patrickwwfc1234]

@TheJboy88 No not at all we all love GLaDoS

[CharredQuill]

GLaDOS sounds so much creepier when you minimize the screen and leave your computer sitting there playing it. =/

[JamesOhGoodie]

Is there anything more scary than a computer that hates you in a very passive aggressive way?

[VeritechAlphaBeta]

@JamesOhGoodie A computer that hates you in a very agressive way. Example: SHODAN

[yourfavnightmare]

"Oh. It's you."

Man, that still gives me chills. Such great voiceacting.

[MrVanDay]

I love how the closed captions couldn't make sense of the speech. "Oh thank god you're alright" somehow becomes" Oh so often she rolled right"

[XxMEGAMAN15xX]

Totally not a garfield reference. -__-

[xChrisBoulterx]

Even better pro tip, skip to 0:19...

[CourtneytheHedgehog1]

You know? Somewhere are 13:01 when she laughs the subs say [gentle laughter] and I'm thinking "That doesnt sound gentle!"

[mamamario64ds]

Heh... Penalized.

[mamamario64ds]

GLaD/POS:

Genetic Life-form and Disk/Potato Operating System

[Flamestripe]

Humans must have some purpose, other than a place to store your neurotoxin.

[mowrotom70001]

Can you post a video of the cartoon

[TokyoDreamgirl1234]

Why is GLaDOS talking about Garfield ??

[TheManofthefuture101]

@TokyoDreamgirl1234

We don't know but Valve didn't feel like Talking about Garfeild

[holstfly1]

I saw Hal singing "Daisy" so I came here O_O

[ThePoopman00]

2:06 an archeological what?

[ChaoticCatDemon]

@ThePoopman00 It's dig. An archeological dig.

[Devilcatfish]

garfield? 2:15

[komali100]

Where were those last quotes from?!? Please tell me!!

[abean16]

Four people are trapped in a room with deadly neurotoxin.

[CrimsonHearts102]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My name is GLaDOS

Cake time for you >:3

[firefish821]

@CrimsonHearts102 i thought it would be no cake for you

[YuvalZZZBeren]

i just cant stop saying "is looking pretty good..."

[Raichupacabra]

The last reference I would expect in a Portal game is Garfield XD

[ritter50405]

chell looks alot and i mean alot like zoey from left 4 dead maybe zoey is chells dauter

[Murdocissoawesome]

GLaDOS: and since the only human within 1,000 miles of us is test ruining sociopath--

Chell: THAT'S ME!! :D

[BritneyBetchLove]

Such as, 'Who Gets To Live At The End And Who Doesn't'.... I mean Basketball. :D

[PockyChanProductions]

PENILIZED XD

[hrnewberry2000]

XD look this cat loves lasagna so much he eats all the lasagna in his house...

wait apparently its not his lasagna or his house...

oh good.

[snezatastic]

@hrnewberry2000 lolz garfield quote

[TehNerdQueen]

i was :D'ing the entire time. I'm serious.

[ArcRunnerBeach]

WINNING!

[mamons30]

GLaDos is such a troll wait...NEVERMIND

[thecoolman9595]

Its really funny how she tries to seprate blue and orange lol

[TheMIniGore]

3:29 i dont remember GLaDOS talking about Chell in Co-op...

[roxylovesyou123456]

O.o

[11darklegion]

A robot voice has never sounded more sexy.

[hirotomizawa]

Did anyone else feel bad for GLaDOS when she was put in the potato?

[TheImabadperson]

I skipped to 0:19 hehe I'm such a rebel.

[tigerblaze26]

How are you holding up?

Because I'm a POTATO.

[100level2]

4 ppl died b4 they made it to the ASHPD (Aperature science handheld portal device)

[afronathan]

"Human's must have another purpose apart from storing your neurotoxin"

Haha, I need to crack on with co-op. I'm missing out!

[TheAwsomeshadow]

the funny thing is the part where she says

ok we've said alot of things you're going to regret

[TheAwsomeshadow]

the only thing i dont understand is how did glados become evil. first she was a human that wasn't very smart then she got put in the computer and she killed every one in the labratories.

[gamer4343]

"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up with a better way. That's where you come in. Get going. I'll fill you in along the way. GO. Perfect. Now all YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be back-hold on. Those are raccoons. Homosapiens only, please."

[Ozzzie968]

I cant believe i forgot this part!

"They're laughter centered one of the objects in this room. Thats it! scan it for me.

So. this Cat loves lasanga so much he eats all the lasanga in his house. Oh,

Appearantly its not the cats house Oooor his lasanga!"

[Ozzzie968]

"Oh good! The man who own's the lasanga is Furious!! The end. The end?

Thats not funny"

"Welcome back! While you were dead i reworked the cartoon. Its up on the screen

As you can see. In my verison the Man points out to the Cat that the house is equiped with Deadly neroutoxion dispensers. At which point the Cat reflects on the time he ate all the mans lasanga. And feels remorse..."

[X2Soccer2010]

ive never heard some of these!!!

[pikachulover756]

@X2Soccer2010 Most of them are Co-Op mode. Which I hate dearly. :p

[SteelersFan10811]

where the hell is all this from

[xxxanimepopxxx]

@SteelersFan10811 Alot of these seem to be co-op.

[Roo520]

GLaDOS is the best villain ever created.

[HERBERTrobot]

I heard penislized

[HisOneVideo]

GLaDOS is my favourite villain ever.

[icsomethingshiny124]

50 POINTS FROM GRIFFIN-ORANGE!

[groudonsbest]

Garfield reference ftw

[MrDoomBringer100]

I actually heard a Garfield reference

[HardLifeGaming]

0:20

[RamboLastManStanding]

THE LASAGNE IS A LIE !!!

[ShatteredFourever]

Hold up. Those are raccoons. Homosapiens only please.

[Tripcodeable]

i'm going to kill you, Chell.

:O

[kryptonek88]

I find this easy to masturbate to...

[pacificpower98]

The lasagna is a lie.

[JimarasLoLGuy]

I find this hard to masturbate to...

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

Seriously... was she talking about Garfield?

[RukiGano]

@N3RDYG0GGLES Yes.. yes she was.

[Nightmareprinny]

"but ill think we can put our differences behind us....you monster"

[Ozzzie968]

"I know how humans make more humans. and frankley its ridicoulous."

[reagan900023]

@Ozzzie968 When does she say that?

[Drifter9020]

@reagan900023 3:35

It's just early so you cant miss it

[Lukerd]

@Ozzzie968 I hope someone got fired over that

[Crystal0mask]

Glados is my hero, I want to be just like her when I grow up.

[legoaisu]

@Crystal0mask don't you mean before you are dead and she is still alive? =P

[HooNose2009]

Wait. 10:52 is now my favorite. Disregard my previous comment.

[HooNose2009]

Let's all act like humans.

Look at me! Boy, do I love sweating.

Let's convert meat and leaves into energy, and excrete them later, and go shopping!

One of my favorite lines.

[bmxfelon420]

I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds.

[xXxSHOOPIExXx]

"Lets convert beef and leafs into energy and excrete them later and go shopping"

[TDLBallistic]

Awww... she misses Chell!

[fivefamly]

"Which you should not confuse with competition points as in who-gets-to-live-at-the-end and who doesn't. I mean basketball."

[InfinitelyMasked]

04:51 Sheldon Cooper, is that you? o_0

[MitchForLove]

I love Glados, she my Favorite robot, I love what she thinks of humans, she inspires me :)

[Jokerkilla44]

i think they made a garfield reference