Aquiyu's Tutorial: How to Break into a House

[TheRealANTS1]

This video is funny as fuck haha

[2CameraWhores1Couch]

ok, I'm gonna do it, tonight, me and my friend, we gonna break in and kill anybody there. Thank you!

[eastbarnet1]

fucking quality vid

[iangfrazier]

shit i remember when this first came out. iremember when this was on sf forums. i had an aquiyu on my xfire

[aquiyutiluded]

@iangfrazier dude SF was so much fun back in the day. PSG-1 was my baby <3 can't believe people out there still remember me lol

[westwing23]

whiter than the snow lol

[GaukharGaukhar]

WOW, this is the most perfect private video from YouTube. I could not stop laughing while I was watching. This is made so funny and so interesting, something new. Wonder, why other videos are so popular and videos like this does not get much attention as needed. Anyways, thank you for doing such a great work like this. Keep up and good luck. 

[aquiyutiluded]

@GaukharGaukhar This is the best comment EVER! XD Anyways help me out by sharing the video with your friends :p And why this video isn't popular, it may be the eyebrows. 

[GaukharGaukhar]

@aquiyutiluded Thank you. I most certainly will do so. I will tell all of the people I know to check you're videos out. I hope you will be very popular in YouTube since you have a great talent. Again, great work and good luck.

[aquiyutiluded]

After 3 years 2:35 still makes me laugh

[levelat350]

I LIKE THOSE SONGS.

[Gummy336]

Haha dude this shit funny!

[jcaing]

well ur fucking stupid u have to make sure that the people are not there.....and if u want them there then ur fucking stupid bcuz they could have a gun...im so good i was able to get in the white house bitch

[2CameraWhores1Couch]

@jcaing It's fucking comedy dude, STFU or GTFO. This vid is for entertainment purposes and it's funny as fuck, don't take it so serious.

[Smashing96]

Look at his EYES lmao XDDDDD !!!!!!

[aquiyutiluded]

@Smashing96 what's wrong with my eyes? you don't get high? I'm permanent high

[ilovemesomechicken]

@Smashing96 What eyes HAHAHHAAH

[djMACKWAY]

chinks always gotta say dumb shit.

[aquiyutiluded]

@djMACKWAY Is it a coincidence that the majority of people seeing this video are that dumb shit? Go to school for once and learn something legal.

[TheRogue144]

@djMACKWAY Hes not chinese...i believe hes japanese...

[xXLeviGee123Xx]

Do u eat rice?

[stuntmaster44]

that was your house

[Smashing96]

You hello kitty eyed racist motherfucker go eat your rice and egg roll noodles ! Funny vid anyway but that black part wasnt needed and since your asian it makes it you know what i mean !?

[aquiyutiluded]

@Smashing96 I was raised in a way that made me fear every night that 3 black guys were gonna break into my house. Probably from tv. So if I'm making a video about it, it's gonna come up. If I knew what you meant I wouldn't have said it?

[Smashing96]

@aquiyutiluded Well i was raised in a way were i thought all asians did was do karate and eat rice but i dont think that way anymore because i GREW UP and learned racism way stupid ! Maybe you should grow up and learn that ! And 3 black guys running into your house really ? Thats that dumbshit but i cant lie it might happen lol ! But why dislike all blacks its stupid ! The only difference is that my skins brown and yours is whiteish/yellow ! But im just saying . Good funny vid though , racism !

[MeyersBlake]

great! 

[Coheed9042]

Lol this is too funny! I love it! :)

[aquiyutiluded]

@Coheed9042 thx :P show your friends lol

[Tae520CH36nminnesota]

fuck u shrimp fried rice eatin mother fucker ur korean ass bitch always talkin shit u need to shut the fuck up and go in a corner and eat ur fuckin dog and rice u bitch

[aquiyutiluded]

@Tae520CH36nminnesota only your people eat shrimp fried rice dog.

[Coheed9042]

@Tae520CH36nminnesota Sounds like someone need a hug.

[chadsenters00]

all the steps were the exact opposite of what you should do!!!

[bigcheez20]

u racist chinese fuck face sweet n sour bitch

[aquiyutiluded]

@bigcheez20 I'm guessing you're black. And you don't tip

[Coheed9042]

@bigcheez20 F you.

[xxxJasperlynxxx]

by the way if you really do dont do what i did in case a cop watches...do not post on youtube..wait i forgot its fun to put it on youtube thats why i did it

[aquiyutiluded]

@xxxJasperlynxxx I was going for more of a tongue-in-cheek skit. So the last thing I would worry about is a cop trying to make a difference in the world lol

[aquiyutiluded]

@FlamingPhoenix1999 Racism is based on childhood influences. So it's not my fault :P

[MADSLICK123]

woot it worked thanks alot i finally stole my neighbors underwear

[aquiyutiluded]

@MADSLICK123 Nice now you have an extra mask next time you need to break into a house to pee :P

[MADSLICK123]

@aquiyutiluded FUCK YEAH!

[Murderermarv]

faggot!

[aquiyutiluded]

@Murderermarv Maybe I am? Psych! Fooled you like a 5 year old britch.

[mutchie6g]

i was in stitches watching this housebreaker .....his career would be short

[9860798607]

Asian are us

[amandavanwhore123]

wow i could imagine a chinese gangster

[aquiyutiluded]

The music really helps.

[MyCC2010]

i guess that must be pretty funny for chinese kids

[aquiyutiluded]

Actually it's just not funny for retard kids. Nice try at making yourself feel normal though. Maybe if you forget your helmet at home tomorrow you can look normal in school as well.

[cloudbasil]

I tried this and it works wonderful :D

[lowone21]

lol hungry

[DesireBros22]

It's called a brick

[aquiyutiluded]

That's way too loud. Old lady would call the cops just hearin it

[ballaboy89]

LOL LOLOL this shit is sooo funny lolol

[aquiyutiluded]

show your friends :)

[Smashing96]

@aquiyutiluded You chinky eyed racist !! Go eat a egg roll and rice before you insult someone !!!

[tornadamang]

lmfao this is hella funny

[aquiyutiluded]

thx :)

[hahadroppedyabitch]

cracked me up man

[aquiyutiluded]

thx :) show your friends lol

[cloudbasil]

Oh, I didnt see you take your shoes off. Was ur aunt home when you filmed this? lol

[cloudbasil]

At  the end of the video when you rolled in the house why are you wearing socks for?

[aquiyutiluded]

lol nice attention to detail :P It's my aunt's house and us chinese families don't like people walking around with their shoes on. You leave em at the door lol

[urireofammolina]

cool...

[megapengwenman]

Dude, this video needs to get a whole lot more views. This is awesome. Thanks for putting it on youtube.

[aquiyutiluded]

lol thanks :)

[techdeck171]

waste of time from this raccist asian... open your eyes!

[aquiyutiluded]

i'm white dawg. Fo real

[cloudbasil]

this shit was out cold

[TheHouseRat]

your are not fucking funny ur just a stupid chink who hates balck people so FUCK you!!!!!!

[aquiyutiluded]

well your are not very good with English. Apparently the only punctuation mark you know is the exclamation mark. I'm guessing you think it's normal to talk at a shouting volume and maintain long winded statements by throwing everything you have to say into one breath. I never said I hated balck people. I'm not even sure what a "balck" person is. You're probably just upset because your dad is a dumb balck person who you never met and is in jail anyways. nothing to do with me so FUCK off!!!!!!1111

[TheHouseRat]

im white you stupid chink and you dont need punctuation on the internet dumbass

[aquiyutiluded]

I didn't say you weren't white. YOU don't need punctuation on the internet because it's too hard on your little boy hands to type with your pinkies. And I don't see how you would know whether or not I'm stupid. In general, you should just stop taking comment advice from 3rd graders.

[TheHouseRat]

well maybe you should stop taking video advice from barney

[xHuntedGunzPCGx]

Chink

[ComputerLearner]

lmfao "you wanna make sure you don't draw alot of attention" *walks up to house with mask and knife in hand "grr!"*

[aquiyutiluded]

I'm glad you noticed my subtle touches of contradiction.

[soufianDEMOS]

The first 2mn are hilarious but then everything goes kinda "cheezy". Nice vid though.

[shnazzy97]

lol lol lol! lol again...lol and did i forget? LOL!

[zxeypo09v]

lol

[SmokeCrack121]

because ur black. thats some funny shit

[aquiyutiluded]

lol and yet, i fear for my life when my friends play it around their african-american niggas.

[prsSEcustom94]

you look like booby lee.

i love you

[schickmaschine]

lol this was great xD You need a motive so that you can explain what you're doing there xD

The one where you mess up shows you actually put some effort into this!

[aquiyutiluded]

actually I meant that you need a motive so you have something to do once you get into the house. Not everyone breaks into a house just to steal (notice that wasn't one of the "motif's" lol)

[AznGangster66]

lol

[aquiyutiluded]

Thanks :P

[nonprofitgirl]

MOTIVE. Motif? Nope, you need to have a motive. :)

A motif is like a style, i.e. a bathroom decorated in an under water motif. Hah!

[aquiyutiluded]

lol it was a joke. I'm glad you thought that that illogical mistake for a joke was much more vague than all my other jokes that you had to correct me.

But thanks. Also I'm glad you offered to define motif for me too. Kinda condescending :P

[Monxer]

first you try the front door, ....GOD DAMNIT!

[LotusFrog]

That way..the neighbors won't get..unfamilar face..DAMMIT! XD

[LotusFrog]

Lost your lawnmower! XD

[aquiyutiluded]

glad you like my silly comments lol show your friends :P

[LotusFrog]

Oh yes, one of the funniest vids ever XD

[re4llyb0rd]

you made me piss my pants that was so funny

[aquiyutiluded]

lol thx :P

[XeonXR6]

lol.. :P you should instruct the police on all this shit.. reduce crime rate! :D

any more for any more?

[aquiyutiluded]

yeah I got a few more videos :) but I lost the power cord to my camcorder and it won't let me upload videos to my computer unless the bitch is charging.

[TROUBLESUMX3]

FUCKIN AWESOME I LEARNED SO MUCH

[aquiyutiluded]

sarcasm? lol

[xxganjaxx123]

lol dam man your funny as hell

[aquiyutiluded]

thanks lol show your friends :P

[PeteyKnoxville]

lol this guy is funny dont look suspicioius wear a mask

[aquiyutiluded]

lol thanks. show your friend

[kbezy361]

LOL

WAZ UP!

[aquiyutiluded]

sup lol do I know you?

[dodgingaces]

AHAH

[texasrocks888]

omg this is hilarious!

[aquiyutiluded]

lol thx! show your friends lol

[texasrocks888]

lol ok u shld make more vids like this

[aquiyutiluded]

I actually did. I just need to video edit the fucker. And I can't find any computers lol

[texasrocks888]

lol well i hope u find one soon cuz i wanna see it

[sircaspian1]

i bet that was his own house.

[aquiyutiluded]

I sure you also bet on how fast your boyfriend dumps you after he fucks you in the ass.

[sircaspian1]

im a guy not a girl.

[aquiyutiluded]

knew that lol

[kittykatt1997]

lol ii dont know about that... iillll try iit... lol

[kittykatt1997]

um... i gotta piss! um *not anymore* LOL!

[aquiyutiluded]

don't laugh. It works lol

[BrianJO93]

that was so freaking funny, he did everything he wasnt supposed to.

[megapengwenman]

awsesome video man so freakin funny

[GlacierWarrior]

LMFAO YELLOW

~Lymph

[ExplicitAzn]

LMFAO yellow. LOL

[JustSmileLawl]

ROFL.

That made my day!

[bzzraper]

lolo nice video

<3 Tang

[G13angin]

LOL hahah good one. like another Bobby Lee

[aquiyutiluded]

that crossed the line buddy...

[flymimi]

isn't it pronounced moh-teef?

[aquiyutiluded]

no, it's actually SPELLED motive.

[ExplicitAzn]

LOLOLOL SLOWEE, YOU FAIL . XD

[SpadeRocker]

LOL YELLOW FEVERRRR LOLMFAORJROSKJFS

LMFAO LOL

Nice.

[kurtis2121]

loooooooooooooool

[XxXxXxDEREKxXxXxX]

LOL YELLOW IS TEH FUNNY

<3 Typhus

[5RichieRich]

funny shit xD

[graywhelp]

okay break into your own house more waste of my time watching some dumass...

[aquiyutiluded]

if all you got out of that video was watching me break into my "own house," then you might want to reconsider who the dumass is. I'm sorry it wasn't a real tutorial. I don't know what you planned on getting out of Youtube that wasn't a waste of time. Since I'm feeling generous I guess I'll give you something worth knowing: 343 (the number of seconds you wasted watching the video) is the cube root of 7. now go masterbate.

[SgtPulse]

I think He wasted 223 seconds. Not 343. Nt though =]

[aquiyutiluded]

yeah good call, luckily graywhelp read that 13 hours ago and was done masterbating 20 seconds later

[WarOfGunz]

Heheh :] What a funny video. I live for these vids :D

[masterlink720]

lol Fantastic, nice work

[card5harko6]

HAHA nice!

[JCarrigg]

<3<3<3