Airport Security - The Chasers War on Everything

[CupofJoeProduction]

hey check out my video

[TheeELITE23]

lol mr terry wrist

[CNN911Fakes]

Oppression takes constant attention to details.

[js46358]

i wish i was in the departure lounge when that day.

[Live2live4life]

Hahaha Terry Wrist sounds like a Porn Star name

[crazimate]

@Live2live4life you don't get it? it sounds like "terrorist" TerryWrist lol

[Live2live4life]

@crazimate nah I get it, I was just saying it'd be a good pornstar name hahaha

[appleapple50]

hahahahaha love these guys

[rosalielove11]

Lmao Terry Wrist

[marcuspotter4564]

This proves Al-Qaeda is "the work of a nation" to quote to CIA on err... the CIA.

[TheWordsmithjr]

this is amazing



[ScottJackson117]

And yet I bet they still have to go through the full body scanner......

[elstado1]

2:10 was one of the funniest moments of Australian television. Ever.

[sunnyahsan1]

al kyder and terry wrist haaha hilarious

[blacktaipaisun]

@mooseheadbeer. U say the TSA wld take someone like that down, right? Well Didn't some old cross dresser recently board a plane in the USA wearing nothing but women's lingerie? Guess the TSA were on their coffee break when he checked in.

[MsJackjack2010]

STUPID for doin this in the stupid DOMESTIC AIRPORT!!! i'd press like 1 million times if they did this in the INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!!!!!!!!! I DARE YOU CHASERS!!!!

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@MsJackjack2010 calm down fuckface

[KatiushaVN4]

why plastic bag?

[lurconis666]

Ha, there's the no jokes sign. Take my word for it, they'll tear your ass apart should you not refrain from jokes.

[MrMooseheadbeer]

If you tryed to walk through an air port in america in your underware and a big garbage bag over your head, you would get tazered and the shit kicked out of you by TSA agents and then by the police after they showed up because they WOULD be called for something like that.

[juststaydead]

@MrMooseheadbeer that's because America sucks ass

[animwild]

@MrMooseheadbeer ....so clear this up for all of us, are you happy that in your country that is what would happen? or are you just pointing out differences?

[MrMooseheadbeer]

@animwild I live in Canada... Sooo its the ladder.

[Mujahid1]

lol

[goodvideos101]

Al Kyder and Terry Wrist haha lol

[1211BlackJack]

Terry wrist haha

[flik221]

al kyder lol

[miscellaneousam]

Imagine going to your plane and hearing that announcement. "Final boarding call for Al Kyder and Terry Wrist". You'd reschedule your flight, wouldn't you?

[specter201093]

final boarding call for al qaeda XD

[Treckorz]

I hate how the world demonises everything in this world. Why do they call them Islamic terrorists when nothing they do represents what Islam stands for or believes.

Its a bit blatant they have already destroyed Christianity now its down with the second religion.

[Phantasma71]

@Treckorz Both religions suck, but yes saying islamic terrorists like that does sound abit odd.

[Treckorz]

@Phantasma71 I appreciate your honest opinion :D Its not odd but wrong because they are only telling lies to peoples minds.

Anyway peace x

[bigswano]

@Treckorz because the chaser don't care about your PC bullshit

[mlovel]

@Treckorz That is because most of the interaction with the ISLAMIC community is through a terrorist attack, or some other sort of violent behavior. The Islamic people have a HUGE mountain to climb convincing anyone that they are a peaceful people. As for me I know of no Peaceful Islamic Community anywhere in the world. Most justify their violent behavior behind a BS religious purpose. Islam is A JOKE!

[Treckorz]

Your whole comment is a joke and false, i don’t want to waste my time with you because you really are a deeply brainwashed person that still has allot to learn and research about people and religion and erase your propaganda mindset. I hope you find love in your life and free your mind brother.

peace.

[servusclementis]

@mlovel You clearly don't get out much.

[mlovel]

@servusclementis you have to remember opinions are develop through interaction and experience and I have plenty of both. I am not saying there are no good Islamic people, I am referring to the masses. Germany had the same problem after WWII. I though I would reply to your comment by letting you know, I do get out quite a bit, and I do have experiences which have lead to the development of my impressions of the Islamic Community. If my Comments bother you, too bad don't read them.

[servusclementis]

@mlovel

I'm sorry but your assertion that you know of no peaceful Islamic community in the world is the very proof that you don't get out much. Unless it is proof that you are a liar. Also, most interactions with Muslims are not through terrorist attacks, they are in ordinary every day transactions that occur in workplaces and shops. The overwhelming majority of Muslims actually reject violence against civilians under any circumstances more than any other group except atheists.

[mlovel]

@servusclementis Well then servusclementis let agree that we disagree. If what you says is true, then the terrorist which are waging war on civilians or "western culture" are atheists and not Islamic and their voice is much louder than the peaceful Islamic community. They are setting the pace and forming opinions. In either case the Islamic community has a long way to go! You can confirm my opinion by taking notice of the way others look at at Islamic persons in distrust and suspicion.

[pheobe128128]

@mlovel Wow! Your comments are definitely the most ignorant and prejudice bullshit that I've ever heard in my life. Congratulations.

[awsomeguys1000]

Al Kyder, please report to the desk

[tkieffer63]

LOVE IT!

[SgtShooter123]

we want season 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ninjaboynaru]

How is U.S police state. True we would be corrupt with bill of rights but we no police state.

[PyroManiacFagumz]

@ninjaboynaru Uhm ur wrong. we are. read up.

[kiddolols]

LOL she tried hard not to laugh when she said al kyder

[DCFunBud]

Don't let Australia become the police state the U.S. has become. Without the Bill Rights, we would be another Nazi Germany. Government by reactionary juggernaut.

[pattagole]

Very Funny!!

[shadowassassin71]

i brought dan brown's Angels and Demons on to the plane from sydney - and when i put my bag through customs they actually took out the book and i swear to god they were considering not letting me take the book through. true story!

[Balfourism]

lolz AL KYDER and TERRI WRIST..... nice...

[TheVanillazilla]

rofl classic

[nukeurhouse12]

In America you would get arrested for this and on top of that get beaten by the cops. This Fucking place is HELL not Democracy!

[learning112233]

i love Australians greetings from north Africa

[Bennowa85]

Classic!!! Chasers need to come back and make some more!

[MordechayAriely]

Islamists monthly killing numbers calling Allah Akbar.

May-793:April-907:Mar-766:Feb-­565:Jan-762

Year 2010-9175

From-India to Russia-Philippin to England-Thailand to New York-Argentina to China- France to Kenya- in all 58 Muslim countries.

*Have you seen Muslim&so called human right organization demonstrating to stop:

*Islamism Killing Ideology?

*Teaching,preaching hate worldwide funded by Arab/Iran countries?

*Forming parties in all 58 Muslim countries demanding end of Islamism?

[megabruin22]

That sucks

[tialiaful]

I kno Terry wrist is terrorist but wats al kyder??

[2Addicted2YT]

@tialiaful Al Qaeda

[OoYesIKnowOoYesIKnow]

@tialiaful Read more books (strike that) newspapers.

[lightningwu]

@tialiaful Al Qaeda when said normally.

[devisri21]

@tialiaful Al Kyder is Al Qaeda, a terrorist organization

[sushidesigns85]

@tialiaful Al-Qaeda

[dfddff34567890]

That's gold

[orangemiss]

0:00 lol wtf?

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking love my country.

[tupacsomething69]

australian comedy is heavily underrated

[RequiemForChange]

What the fuck is there to blow up in Australia?

Why is Australia following the US' absurd dragnet policy for deferring potential terrorists amounting to .001 percent of the population with the possibility of killing .0001 percent of the population while idiots OR doctors kill more people than terrorists ever have?

Smell the FEAR?

Smell the PROPAGANDA?

WAKEUP!

/watch?v=hSZcc1-msYg

[bittenfr3ak]

@RequiemForChange Australia actually has been subject of several attacks from terrorist cells located in nearby Indonesia.

[RequiemForChange]

@bittenfr3ak i bet, but just who are the terrorists, the ones tv tell you about, or the ones they dont tell you about...

learn some 'allied' history...im sure it would surprise you.

tick tock doc...

[bittenfr3ak]

@RequiemForChange I'm actually writing my undergraduate thesis ON INDONESIAN TERRORIST GROUPS so, (a) fuck you for your condescension and (b) the most notoriously ACTIVE group was Jemaah Islamiyah; who carried out a series of attacks in Bali and Jakarta which targeted Australian tourists in hotels and bars. Though J.I. is now defunct, several other terrorist cells have replicated such attacks as part of increasingly anti-Australian and anti-Western sentiment.

[RequiemForChange]

@bittenfr3ak you want a cookie or something?fuck off.

automobiles kill exponentially more people than terrorists,write a thesis on that...and a premise on the absurdity of a 100 year war on terror,or US foreign policy for the last sixty years,creating,pissing off,thus provoking and catalyzing the terrorist groups that exist in the world at the same time becoming the largest terrorist corporation on earth, aka, USA; war is terror, as well as creating coups and propping up dictators through CIA.

[RequiemForChange]

@bittenfr3ak theres a number of reasons why they are anti-western, as the so-called 'terrorism' is an EFFECT from a small minority of people acting against the 'terrorism' or the CAUSE -the 'western worlds/powers' and its allies, corporate interests, exploitation of populaces and their resources, undermining nations and individuals sovereignty. it is an effect of the cause, crux of the problem. yet the western powers deny responsibility & see the terrorists as extremist groups who are the cause.

[TheBalcom]

@RequiemForChange Hang on, I thought Australia was a racist country?

[wtigersable]

@RequiemForChange

Another person with an America complex?

[RequiemForChange]

@wtigersable America is a continent, one of two...

[hiaslil]

@RequiemForChange we cant allow terrorists to do what they want. things need to be done

[RequiemForChange]

@hiaslil yes, by becoming the terrorists, i see that...

[hiaslil]

@RequiemForChange lol. yep

[faisalm1991]

i just spent exactly 3 hours watching the chaser's war videos, they never end and they're all good

[wazaap90]

I wasn't alowed on the plane from Brisbane to Townsville barefoot..

[kajenius]

golden need this show in canada

[HolyGuyz]

LOL

[ihazdaforks]

LOVE IT :D

[yesayes]

OMG I LOVE THAT WOMAN WHO CALLED FOR AL QAEDA

[tripFPS]

I was planning to do homework tonight, but then i made the fatal mistake of looking up The Chasers War on Everything, and once you watch one there's no turning back!!!

[kenny250]

@tripFPS doing the same thing at the momant its almost 11 -_-

[backhandable]

@tripFPS Got my HSC in 4 months but i googled chasers war on everything. Good bye future =)

[casboultone]

@backhandable so fucking true, fuck HSC - procrastination ftw

[NateStona]

@tripFPS

OMG that is so true, once you start you cannot stop :D

[woolyhairs]

@tripFPS the best I viewed some eps. I taped and I laughed all the war through it!!!!

[SuperBassist96]

@tripFPS haha yea me too. im over sea's and i got some h/w and i have 2 weeks left and i havent startted a thing!

but the chasers are pretty awesome

[CrayzeW00kie]

@tripFPS :( ive got a maths test tomorrow its 11:00pm and i havent begun to study because of these videos

[ABTTTT123]

@tripFPS fuck oath, their all tops

[kennyconga]

91 tsa agents watched this video

[Chooky707]

@kennyconga We don't have TSA here

[Elevationary]

LOL!

[Torment47]

HAHAHAHAHAH love the chasers!

[wtfamos]

That was SSSSssssoooo FUNNY!

[andrewdaviesscoots]

press 0 repeatedly :)

[Snakezzz]

Ofcourse you fuckwits would be arguing about 9/11 on this video.

[NYWAORCANZ]

THis is mass Rape!

as for America.It is a country that has been hijacked

Austrailia is next for hijacking

forget about the planes being hijacked.It is countries and their citizens now

[surfjerr]

i just took a shit time to go to the airport and feed your masters

[PyrimidKingJindai]

I'm sterile, dont touch me fuckers

[Nikon05]

imagine they did this in America. the TSA would molested them and then probably had them arrested for 10 years

[andrespereyda]

damn, that's fucking hilarious when she's calling their names on the p.a. i never heard of this show b4, but it seems pretty good, in case anyone wanted to know what i was thinking.

[MissTeenPregnancy]

Genius.  Let's hope terrorists aren't as clever as chasers lol

[andrespereyda]

@MissTeenPregnancy the international central banker families are more clever than terrorists. they even CREATED the "war on terror" with september 11th (an inside job) and other crisis.

[edgeofsins]

@andrespereyda

There is evidence and reason to believe 9/11 was an inside job but its not 100% fact what it is.

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins what IS 100%?

[edgeofsins]

@andrespereyda

Not what you claimed as fact.

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins ok, well I and many, many others, including many people all over this planet, think it's all a sham. so, have fun with percentages if you want

[edgeofsins]

@andrespereyda

I think it is too. But you are being ignorant by excluding other possibilities even though their is no undeniable fact of what happened. Maybe it wasn't terrorists from outside. Maybe it was. The public doesn't know for a fact.

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins ignorant=lack of knowledge. there are ambiguities, yes, as in any "crime" for a time. but my point is: from what i have gathered, 9-11 was a planned demolition of sorts. who all was involved, and how, i can't form a solid opinion yet. there are hints of a motive: the owners of the building wanted for many years to demolish it because the buildings were costing them money. they couldn't rent office space enough to make up for the cost of the building.

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins they were rejected a number of times because THERE WAS TOO MUCH ASBESTOS IN THE TWIN TOWERS. now more rescue workers are going to die than on 9-11 because the government flat out told all of them that it was safe to go in there. thank you slave masters

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins so, yes, i don't know all the details right now, but: 9-11 was an "inside" job of sorts it seems. the "terrorists", hired or aloud, who knows YET. time heals everything.

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins the point is that those buildings did not come down because of the airplanes hitting them. therefore... why???

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins ignorant=lack of knowledge judge. there is much more evidence that shows the thing is a crime orchestrated by something that operated "inside" and still operates "inside" OUR government telling lies to the media.

[andrespereyda]

@edgeofsins ignorant: why am i having to tell you all of this???

[ElDuorPaso]

Al Kyder - awesome! :))

[polslu]

i love aussie humour!

[cryingmushroom47]

@polslu Aussie humour is the best!

[youbeduped]

Don't fly to the U.S. Good Idea Stay home and do not fly to, or in the U.S.

[sherhak]

@youbeduped flying into US is ok. flying out is the problem. soon we'll be giving colonoscopy to passengers.

[andrespereyda]

@sherhak sounds sexy :)

[andrespereyda]

@youbeduped if i lived in australia, or anywhere except the u.s., i would open a forex account right away. everybody in the world still gets 500:1 leverage, whereas now we only can get 50:1. sux :(

[youbeduped]

Don't fly to the U.S. 

[phocjame]

Destroying freedom? Actually, yeah, check.

Destroying democracy? Certainly seems to have messed it up.

[rockyflatsgear]

We at Rocky Flats Gear love you AUSSIES. We shipped lots of our radiation blocking privacy underwear down under so you can protect what is important and TSA can't see down under. As an american I'm sad that "security" has reached new lows, guys your voices reach new highs with a good firm squeeze from the 'inspector". Don't stop traveling us yanks love your sense of humor. Jeff Buske

[als20syd]

looool al kyderrr if that happened in the usa they would have been sent to guntamino prison !

fuck the usaaa!!!!!!!!

[awa303]

its mr Terry Wrist not terrorist

[RequiemForChange]

I just put together a video i thought some of you might be interested in...

video part one : /watch?v=hSZcc1-msYg

video part two : /watch?v=1otqPvDCxs0

V for Victory, the answer to 1984 is 1776  Wake up cattle!

[atmskater78]

hahahahhahah

[jam63112]

just imagine they have put this crap in france

what would have done usa government?

protest and ask for it's interdiction !

now usa want this so it is their problem, no foreign goverment protested (as far as i know)

why are they so arrogant ?

[Techh76]

haha, terry wrist and al kyder.

[crocfme]

They caught a guy trying to take a set of stillsons on to a plane.

Obviously a Muslim suicide plumber...

[CjScott101]

I FUCKING LOVE BEING AUSSIE!!!!!!

[2ndSamuel710]

Great new film on Youtube titled "The Last Days of the Big Lie" youtube.com/watch?v=-48HQpgQRz­0

Dr. David Duke's latest video “The Real Rogue Nuclear State” is great also:  youtube.com/watch?v=KLSlmLx4Fl­s

[FreemanOftheMind]

LOL Fukink classic

[nrepeb]

It's good joke, but the fly have to be cheapest as possible-but safe!. Yes they can throw out passengers to reduce cost :-) and safety increase.Body scanner - maybe yes, but they have to make a linux computer, with cams recording what security is doing with video from computer. But the most thing to change is fuel, if You want cheap flights. The only way to solve is to make electric jets (small electric civilian planes are flying safetely now!).

[unendlichtief]

fucking racist



[Brittonsp]

Why does Carry-on Luggage sound like a dodgy 70's British comedy movie starring Sid James and Barbara Windsor?

[BabyCanaryYelllin]

Please CLICK link on my page to SIGN PETITION to STOP INVASIVE screening.

Also see YOUR RIGHTS - What to say to TSA - plus link to TSA TRUTHS Doc

LAW does NOT END inside airports! WE CAN WIN

[TheSolitaryRex]

Fuck you all faithless faggots! Taliban belong to U.S. and the West, not Islam!

[fire6799]

thts why its great not to live in the US... lol

[BlackRaptor31]

You could see her smile once she realised what she just said.

[hotemil]

@BlackRaptor31 Yes, indeed you could see that if you had eyes.

[GREENVK]

i loled at the end. The woman reading the names was gold

[alanstarkie2001]

I laughed out loud.

[brenodudeongc]

i love being patted down at the airports.  :) the only excitement i get these days.

[globaldominationRus]

"Paging franklin Al kyder"

ROTFLMAO

pure genious.

[Yaxez]

Haha, Al Kyder (y)

[CoNiGMa]

lol. She started cracking up when she said Al Kyder.

[qwertzu3]

i always thought virgin was a software company for video games and stuff.

[drewkearns]

@qwertzu3 they own hotels, an airline, cellphone company, music producing company and a ton more... Richard Branson is the eccentric owner and is world renown for stunts and big publicity events. He's one of the richest men in the world.

[d4m4s74]

If I ever have to fly and am patted down I will ask "how much fur a happy ending?"

[Bbfishman]

thats amazing that they fucking called those two names at the end. priceless shit

[HyperSpify]

TERRORISTS WIN!

[Moxa891]

Love these guys.

[TotalyFree2BMe]

terrorists have succeeded. they scared the world

[Meevinman]

@TotalyFree2BMe

Scare tactics keep people in check, terrorism has been over sensationalized and taken advantage of, establishment of a tightly run surveilance society is unfolding.

[waitew]

Actually they are wrong! On the Jihad score card the 'terrorists' are three for three. Your civil liberties & freedoms have disappeared.

[Nicholasdude187]

The goverment cant protect you against everything. Its impossible to. Im more worried about the goverment then the terroists. You think this makes you any safer? Its like saying we need to take away cars because they get into too many wrecks. Shit happens get over it

[Nicholasdude187]

Can you ask for a woman to touch you down? I know if your a girl you can request for a girl TSA agent to. Is it possible for a guy to have a request a female TSA agent too?

[MertensCW]

@Nicholasdude187 Dude on due action only..

I's still choose the pat down , simply because you know the only reason pick the scan is because they fear the pat down more, so you have to show your fellow passengers to stand and fight this bullshit.

i love how she smiles when she says Al Kyder