Sales pitch....

[difanchen19891205]

I like his hand gesture

[62mattis]

he had me until "modial interaction magento reluctance capacitive deractance surmounted by immalliable logarithymic casing."

[AlexanderMahan]

lol 14-30 seconds cracks me up everytime

[AlexanderMahan]

lol

[bisbeejim1]

How many MPG?

[draward]

but does it have a 3/8" fluagnard to fit the new fladubey flanges?

[CleanPlayMusic]

Swedish House Mafia feat. CleanPlay - Rocket

[syborius]

our ceo made us watch this video and learn his technique...he was one of our top sellers ....

[jackmcgurn1]

These are great for garage door openers. Plus if you plug a tv to it you can change channels from the couch if you have a remote.

[gmacman007]

I want one!!!

[pitolove71]

Aaah that's awesome!! It's an Allen-Bradley astrophysics retro-incabulated algorithmic trifabulator fitted with inward-outward Lockheed Martin hydrocoptic plasma fuselage powered by Rockwell, Hughley, & Co. SR1080 Stage III motherboard signa 7000 high compression chip carbonated with an outfitted titanium & platinum drum encasing. Very sophisticated stuff.

[pitolove71]

Aahh I get it. It's an Allen Bradley astrophysics retro-incabulator

[jackhudson21]

1:10 "The lineup consisted of simply 6 hydro-coptic-marsl-veins"

[Hitman47PL]

So - what the hell is he selling? LOL

[pc4nae]

My company bought one of these. It was ok for a while, but now we just use an iPhone, it's smaller and has better games.

[JimmyUCSD]

well said my friend, well said.

[silentreceive]

What also cracks me up is he knows all that info except where Rockwell sell their products. lol

[silentreceive]

I thought i was the biggest geek on earth until i listened to this. I'm in tears writing this . "I know what a Ding Alarm is though" 1:44

[ronaldchughes]

I love this, great example of talking to your market. I do take it that the people who buy these are able to understand that...

[tarakkhandakar]

WTF!!!

[bmwalshe]

very clever, thought it was real for the longest time

[helstontvx]

its an April fool / spoof thing

[ccccyyyrruuussss]

ROFL!!

[ilikelotsofnumbers]

english motherfucker....  DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?!?!?!!!11

[pc4nae]

I ordered this for the small preintegrated power systems at our condo complex. We have an automatic transfer switch with digital paralleling and needed an integrated armature and commutator. The unit arrived in January but Ive been unable to get it operational. The Stub Shaft side-load is greater than Heli-flx couples torsional stiffness tolerances and is causing too much spline fretting. Ive talked with Rockwells tech support, nothing. Great product, but still needs some kinks to work out.

[bballfool24]

FAIL.

[carmichaelsj]

I'm sorry...what?

[bjk1948]

I don't give a shit if I didn't understand a word he was saying... I WANT ONE!

[Snewter]

Brilliant, and very very funny.

(And if you don't "get it"- seriously no offense ... but you're either not in sales, too young, or you just don't care. Maybe all three? Not your fault either way.)

[brady8969]

useless

[tim03bo]

This is a parody, their sales staff was trying to make a point about how most salesmen talk about how their widget works not why the buyer needs their widget.

[sammieluvsdoomy]

The nomanclature is so unusual it could be seen as a parody. I was amused, though I dont think it was a joke. :P

[eddems]

as an engineer, I appreciate this kind of gobbledygook. It's kind of like how Dilbert sounds to management.

[Dufendekk]

its not stupid, he is speaking in scientific language :)

[tibiolan]

stupid