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  • Hi billy mays here with a special TV offer!

    Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father!

    Ill take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats!

    ill shot your rymhs down like a regiment of red coats.

    Im lord of the pitch and leader in home sales.

    Your just a lumply pumpkin who invinted the mail!

    Benny´s got kite´n key but your in for a shock.

    When i strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

    If you dont get this watch Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin. Epic Rap Battles of History

  • Hi,Billy Mays here!Tired of Pyros burning you?Are you fed up with Scout who is a quick little bunny?Want to kill Sniper without going on his Razorback?Than the Enforcer is for you!Just shoot them 2 time,or 3 time,and they're all dead!

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • @suddrkj He's not dead - he's only invisible now. "He was never on our side, unfortunately."

    Just kidding - RIP Billy Mays.

  • ARE YOU ON THE POINT?

  • @halomaster230 GET ON THE POINT!

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the "Engineer Piss Off Device!"

  • Billy mays sappin ma sentry

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the "Elctro-Sapper"! Tried of getting killed by that BLU Sentry? Just put this Sapper on it and it's gone!* Sapp it and cap it with the "Elctro-Sapper"! *WARNING: The "Elctro-Sapper" is not guaranteed to destroy a Sentry, Dispenser, or Teleporters, and may remove your disguise if a enemy engineer knows who and where you are.

  • Billycrab

  • i dont get it... whats the point in this?

  • @skullythecreator You don't get it? THAN YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED.

  • Hi, Billy Mays here we the Cloak and Dagger! Fleeing from the enemy base is no longer a hassle with the Cloak and Dagger, just recharge by standing completely still no more running as fast you can with your normal invis-watch you might as well throw that old junk away, so order now while shipping and supply orders last!

  • Hiiii! Billy mays here with the butterfly knife! Ever wish you could solve some private matters without waking the neighbors? Tired of shooting and instantly losing? Well die no more, because with the butterfly knife, one quick jab in the back is all you need to resolve ANY problem! Order now and we'll even send you the Inviso-Rolex! A perfect match for any espionage enthusiast, not only will you be able to answer your problems quietly, but no one will know you have either!

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the new Dead Ringer Cloaking Devise! Feeling down? People always killing you? Thinking about ragequitting or worse, cheating? Well now those troubles are GONE! With the Dead Ringer, when a Sniper headshots you, When a Heavy Show Trial's you, even when a Sentry mows you down, you just cloak, fake 'em out, and SURPRISE! You have just killed them back.

    Billy Mays - King of the Commercial

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the Cloak and Dagger invisibiltiy watch! Don't you just get annoyed and pissed when people find out you're a Spy under disguise? With the Cloak and Dagger, you can remain in a single spot and be ENTIRELY invisible!

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the brand new Ambassador Revolver! Are you tired of enemy medics that heal heavys? Just point the Ambassador on the head and KABOOM! (Man, atleast Ike from Southpark can still see Billy Mays T.T )

  • ARE YOU ON THE POINT?

  • hi Billy Mays here with kaboom sapper! are you tired of enemies sentry,dispenser or teleporters? With kaboom sapper it's easy, just place on the building and kaboom! no more painful death! that's the strenght of kaboom sapper guaranted!

    R.I.P

  • Get on the dispenser!

    are you on the dispenser?

  • Hi! Billy Mays here with the Engineer Piss Off Device! Ever tired of getting blasted by those damn Sentrys? Then use the engineer Piss Off Device! It will destroy that damn sentry so u can get your kill!

  • HI Billy Mays here with the Dead Ringer! Tired of getting owned by a pyro at every corner of the map? Then you need Dead Ringer! Its guaranteed to make you avoid death, and get back at those pesky pyro's!

  • Hi Billy mays here with The NEw Electro sapper,Theyl be saying DISPENCER DOWN every time!(selfassemblynotincluded)

  • SOAP.

  • BILLY MAYS IS SPAH!

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the Spy Watch, the easy way to make you invisible for a determinated time. That's Right! Guaranteed! (We miss you)

  • isnt it moar liek " HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"?

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the Disguise Kit! Ever wanted to break into an enemy base, but you just couldn't do it? The Disguise Kit will let you slip right by the security guaranteed! (We shall miss you, oh sweet king of advertising...)

  • Hi, Billy Mays here for the Electro-Sapper! No more struggling with trying to destroy a sentry gun or dispenser with a gun! Simply place on a building, and in about 6 seconds, that piece of junk is no more!

  • speek fur urself, biatch!!! >:(

  • billy mays was a chuck norris of chamerchals

  • of course he was. he had a show too. i think it was called pitchmen

  • Even though you failed hardcore trying to spell "Commercials", i agree.

  • Commercials. I'm the Chuck Norris of spelling nazis.

  • Indeed! But make that Bruce Lee! XD lol

  • Billy Mays Sapping My Sentry!

  • MUST DOWNLOAD

    Once I get TF2

  • Hi, Billy Mays here zapping your stuff!

  • Oh hi, Billy Mays. You respawned pretty fast...

  • "you got blood on my suit"

    THATS NO PROBLEM WITH OXICLEAN

  • Billy Mays sapping my Oxy Clean!

  • BILLY MAYS IS NOT OUR BILLY MAYS!

  • THAT BILLY MAYS IS A SPY!

  • Anthony Sullivan sappin' my Oxy Clean.

  • Yay, someone who knows who Anthony Sullivan is.

  • RIP billy mays :'(

  • Bill mays zappin my sentry!!! !

  • fuck you!!!

  • what command to get camera at that angle with no disguise hud?

  • i beleive that is a billy crab. no?

  • O_O'

  • THAT BILLY MAYS IS A SPY

  • 0:03

    That SO could have used the "Ba da da dum, ba dummmm!" from Meet the Sniper.

  • HI, Billy Mays here with the sentry sapper, for when you need get rid of those pesky sentries in not only your was but your team's way! It also saps teleporters and dispensers it make a engie cry! (we shall miss my Billy, we shall)

  • Vince Offer: Billy Sappin mah ShamWow!

  • BILLY MAYS TURRET SAPER :D

  • Billy Mays died at age 50. The same age Micheal Jackson died. Kind of creepy. O_o

  • *cry* Man why coulden't the shamwow guy die.

  • EXACTLY!! It should have been Vince Offer, but gods hate us or something and took the wrong man

  • Lets hope hes "getting it" in jail

    I hear they "love his nuts"

  • At least shamwow is in a shittier place then billy mays is. Prison, where he will be raped every day :D. Billy mays is in heaven where hes selling oxiclean to god! x3

  • NO.

    Billy Mays IS god.

    Everyone in heaven now worships Oxi-Clean.

  • Lol oh yea! I forgot!

  • true cause relly billy mays rules over god

  • Oxiclean is like if god had a mother and her breastmilk was turned into powder... then later sold by his lost forgotten son

  • and when he got into heven he said HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!

  • Would you like to buy some oxi clean? Spruce up your heaven cloud with oxi clean!

  • And he'll use the shamwows to clean excess jizz off of, well, everything.

  • @ santasia14: So that's why the weather has been so weird lately. God must have lost control of the weather because he was to busy with all Billy Mays' stuff.

  • Right On! lol

  • SPAH SAPPIN' MAH OXYCLEAN

  • holy fuck. as soon as i watched this video a billy mays commercial popped up on the tv and i think it his ghost... :(

  • Mays died today :O

  • STUPID ENGINEER KILLED BILLY MAYS

  • BILLY MAYS SAPPIN MA SENTRY

  • Hi, billy mays here with the back stab, its sure to take down some some fuck in one hit!

  • billy mays sappin mah tv

  • THAT SALESMAN IS A SPY!

  • Salesmen sappin mah sentry

  • It seems I am not the only BILLY MAYS HERE!

  • THAT SPY IS A SALESMAN!

  • BILLY CRAB

  • What Spy mask does Billy Mayes replace?

  • Rare endangered Billy crab!

  • Billy Mays could be anywhere... He could be you he could be ME he could even be *BOOM*... What? He was obvioulsy Billy Mays!

  • i havent noticed this b4, but the spy has a huge fucken package between his legs

  • thats what she said..

  • The Billy Is A Spy!

  • Soap.

  • Zat Billy Mays is a double agent!

  • he should have an oxie-clean sapper lol

  • YEA HAHAHAHAH!

  • Anda Zorbie Knife D:

  • i would like to see the shamwow guy's face on there!

  • ...You mean Scout? But the Spy already has one for Scout!

  • Billy mays sapping mah sentry

  • Billy Mays Spy crab! :D

  • EVEN YOUR KIDS CAN DO IT!

  • The freakin' Mays is a spy!

  • Now who is saying more often "Kaboom"? The Demoman or the Spy as Billy Mays?

  • Billy Mays is not ours Mays?

  • hahah

    *downloads*

  • lol good one

  • lol spies

  • I second that

  • You should make a soundpack to go with it.

  • OMG LOL

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