"You know what...me get feeling you only have books here." Classic comedy, light years ahead of the stuff made for adults at that time. CM's stoned out of hs mind, and the librarian needs to cut down on the espressos. :)
As hilarious as this video is, there is kind of a tragic note when it looks like the librarian had a heart attack and died.
One slight change I would have made is after the librarian screams: "WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES," I would have had Cookie Monster say: "Me get feeling you don't have cookies," rather than "Me get feeling you only have books." His final request: "And a glass of milk," would have worked better that way. (You don't have cookies, but you didn't say you didn't have milk.)
Lol, I am 30 years old, and I still die laughing at this. Its good to see Cookie Monster getting a push, when I was young enough it was mostly Kermit, Big Bird and Elmo. Its too bad Elmo is THE worst character. Hopefully Grover gets time to shine too....
@BaneClandestine elmo isnt the WORST character, kids love him! (or most of them do) its just that hes not as funny to adults, but yeah i agree with you.
Leaves a basket out for someone to trip over. Then reprimands the victim. Abuses the patron verbally. Has an emotional breakdown and then loafs on the job. What school child doesn't think this librarian would get fired in this day and age?
@JGCooney David Rudman has been Cookie Monster since 2002. He's won 2 Emmys for his performances, and it shows. Frank Oz still does it occasionally, though.
While I find this hilarious, part of me does feel bad for the librarian. I never would have guessed that the same person (Richard Hunt) who did Jr,. Gorg in "Fraggle Rock" did this poor librarian.
It's weird how these days you can eat in the library whilst back in the 70s 80s and 90s you weren't allowed to eat in the library AT ALL. If you did you got thrown out and weren't allowed back in for the rest of the week, that's what my parents said. Things seem to be too easy going now.
there is no doubt cookie monster is stoned. he's yelling, tripping over things, not comprehending what the other guy is saying, his eyes are out of focus, and has a serious case of the munchies. XD
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Cookie Monster obviously didn't see the waste basket because there were too many books! This is hilarious. I can't stop laughing when I think about my friend in college taking finals who thinks about eating cookies. Maybe the professor should pass out cookies.
I'm sure the author of the Book About Cookies, wrote thousands of pages about cookies, just so much to love regarding the loveliest things in the world
Usually I know Cookie Monster never takes "no" for an answer when someone says that they don't have cookies and I'm sure Cookie Monster would find that the books would taste delicious to him if he ate them which of course would have made the librarian angry but, I guess the reason Cookie Monster didn't eat any of the books is because, maybe he was looking for a lot of good books to borrow and present them in "Monsterpiece Theater" since Cookie Monster plays and hosts as Alistair Cookie.
@lindsychoosheren You're welcome. Also, thank you for the compliment. (Usually after "Monsterpiece Theater", I know that Cookie Monster/Alistair Cookie never eats the stories once he is signing off at the end of the skit where he would either hold it in his lap and sit in his chair and relax or he would just throw it off screen and relax in his chair).
Well that's one damn stubborn librarian. My local library has a librarian that gives out snacks for people to eat, and yet this one has some sort of dilemma. In fact, my street's library has a tuck shop that sells sweets too.
if libraries had cookies, i would go--but nope, no cookies.
kenthenoob 13 hours ago
"You know what...me get feeling you only have books here." Classic comedy, light years ahead of the stuff made for adults at that time. CM's stoned out of hs mind, and the librarian needs to cut down on the espressos. :)
ProjectFlashlight612 1 day ago
i feel like such a kid watching this
Clapycap 1 day ago
@ 2:49 he sounds like he's from Boston or NY lol
Hollow4O1 3 days ago
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TheNecromancer540 5 days ago
wowwww look at all these books!!!!
dodgey212 1 week ago
Why can't libraries have cookies?
makeuphairclothing 1 week ago
@makeuphairclothing We do! They're in the staff room.
hoffnerburns 1 week ago
Who was that guy that was talking at 2:53?.... Was that a director?
jackwolf131 2 weeks ago
I love this, so funny. Always loved Cookie Monster. Whose voice is that at the very at? "No play it...." COOKIES OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
SquallLeonhart4126 2 weeks ago
The new sesame street is better. Back then they were always behinde something.Now you could see their feet.
megadawson100 2 weeks ago
Where is Cookie Monster from? His accent is strange, maybe he is from Russia.
serkanebu 3 weeks ago
As hilarious as this video is, there is kind of a tragic note when it looks like the librarian had a heart attack and died.
One slight change I would have made is after the librarian screams: "WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES," I would have had Cookie Monster say: "Me get feeling you don't have cookies," rather than "Me get feeling you only have books." His final request: "And a glass of milk," would have worked better that way. (You don't have cookies, but you didn't say you didn't have milk.)
eternalhalloween1 1 month ago
@eternalhalloween1 i was sure the librarian was either gonna scream and jump on him or try to kill him LOL!!!
pipefox19 2 weeks ago
@pipefox19 Well, the librarian was frustrated and he was losing control.
It's funny to think that the man who voiced the frustrated librarian is the same guy who voiced Forgetful Jones, Beaker, and Jr. Gorg.
When I was little it REALLY SCARED me when he screamed at Cookie Monster.
eternalhalloween1 2 weeks ago
...and a box of cookies please.
everzonermitanio 1 month ago
i'm 25 and i watch this video probably every 4 months or so and die laughing
mjl01906 1 month ago
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Gervig91 1 month ago
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whotaughtyou 1 month ago
Cookie monster rules
tonymasisbass 1 month ago
the libraryan ragemoded alover da flor.
alphademonoid1989 1 month ago
Someone should make a meme with the guy from library screming WE HAVE BOOKS NOT COOKIES.
Degolador 1 month ago
What kind of craphouse library doesn't serve cookies?
luckysod04 1 month ago
Who could dislike this :L
charleygriffiths 1 month ago
@charleygriffiths
Certainly not me!
Smartboy8877 1 month ago
"No get excited, me not fussy..."
AttorneyCJones 1 month ago
Weird, no cookies in my school library
mjakes20 1 month ago
I love this! It's hyestercial.
lovetolovefairytales 1 month ago
HOW ABOUT RUTABAGAS?!
elementkid343 1 month ago
The original RK House! :) haha
pcmarriotthk 1 month ago
We don't have cookies, JUST BOOKS!!! Hahahahahaha
josechacur 1 month ago
little children don't appreciate just how funny this stuff is :D
imgonnafuckuup1 1 month ago 4
a box of cookies please!! ahahahahaha
Bim0Mr 1 month ago
cookie monster <3
MultiJohnsson 1 month ago
I'm 19, and I still die of laughter watching this
TheSuperpain 2 months ago 2
Books or GTFO.
chainsaw76 2 months ago
cookie monster :) !!!
GDAgirl123 2 months ago
I am 14 and i'm still laughing my ass off!
JesperRug 2 months ago 4
Cookie Monster: Hmmm... oh well. Me eat books instead! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
RandomDouche0421 2 months ago
too funny!!!!!!!!!!!
TheSuperpain 2 months ago
Hey librarian, can I have some cookies?
rtuckerivey 2 months ago
Str8rock: you are hilarious!!!i agree that library better get some damn cookies!!
JDE5STI 2 months ago
Cookie monster owns all!!!!!!!!
Bandito8487 2 months ago
Can't stop laughing haha... COOOOKIEEE!!!
dropcookiedead 2 months ago
Cookie Monster always makes me want cookies =O
MidKnightRyder36 2 months ago
Lol, I am 30 years old, and I still die laughing at this. Its good to see Cookie Monster getting a push, when I was young enough it was mostly Kermit, Big Bird and Elmo. Its too bad Elmo is THE worst character. Hopefully Grover gets time to shine too....
BaneClandestine 2 months ago 33
@BaneClandestine elmo isnt the WORST character, kids love him! (or most of them do) its just that hes not as funny to adults, but yeah i agree with you.
ybocks99 3 weeks ago
this library better get some damn cookies
str8rock 2 months ago
*librarian faints*
*cookie monster looks confused*
"a book about cookies and a glass of juice?" XD
AGamersAdvantage 2 months ago
Leaves a basket out for someone to trip over. Then reprimands the victim. Abuses the patron verbally. Has an emotional breakdown and then loafs on the job. What school child doesn't think this librarian would get fired in this day and age?
WorldSacred 2 months ago
Does this remind you of the duck song anyone?
MrDooDaaDee123 2 months ago
I love how Cookie Monster cowers under the librarian's screams. Richard Hunt was great at yelling!
lisvender 2 months ago in playlist lisvender's favorites
COULD YOU PERFORM LIKE THAT TO A STADIUM FULL OF PEOPLE
whotaughtyou 2 months ago
The librarian pressed the Dislike button 25 times!
MrTornado300 2 months ago 5
i wonder if the kids watch this they will go library or no:) look at that librarian even i did scare..omg
herneyse11 2 months ago
ELMO OR COOKIE MONSTER?? :P I go with Cookie Monster :3
STR4WB3RRI3S 2 months ago
@STR4WB3RRI3S Elmo is a lamer compared to Cookie Monster!!!
ophone77 2 months ago 2
Took me years to realize that Cookie Monster was the biggest troll of everyone on Sesame Street lmao.
MrJimenez619 3 months ago
cookie monster is AMAZING
lexy18620 3 months ago
i love cookie monster
TheJakemaster101 3 months ago 4
@TheJakemaster101 who doesnt
chuckyrocks4321 3 months ago
I'm obsessed with COOKIE MONSTER I have everything of him
Nickiminajsdaughter 3 months ago 4
no cookies no cookies just books JUST BOOKS!!!! JUST BOOKS!!!!
JB4evez 3 months ago 2
"A book about cookies and a glass of juice?"
sjdrifter72 3 months ago 2
librarian:we don`t have any cookies. Cookie monster: I WANT COOKIES!!!!!!! librarian: Shut up!
fashonista6 3 months ago
Cookie Monster, such a troll.
ooradska1 3 months ago 102
No get upset, dont get excited, me not fuzzy, just give me box of cookies! :D
Frajgun 3 months ago 3
And a box a cookies.
Arata414 3 months ago
I l-u-v COOKIE MONSTER BECAUSE MY NAME IS MRSCOOKIESTAR lol!!!!!!!!
mrscookiestar 3 months ago
Anyone remember "We are out of sweet rolls" ? (Electric Company)
This one takes about 2 minutes longer, but is just as funny!
BTW is Cookie Monster still Frank Oz in this one and if not who is doing him?
JGCooney 3 months ago
@JGCooney David Rudman has been Cookie Monster since 2002. He's won 2 Emmys for his performances, and it shows. Frank Oz still does it occasionally, though.
mewarmor990 2 months ago
Seriously, this is pure comedy genius. I sorely miss the brilliantly anarchic, old-school Sesame Street.
JoannaoftheZee 3 months ago
the Librarian has 22 You Tube accounts
JoannaoftheZee 3 months ago
@Patros2006: I'm in grad school for library science right now, and I liked it :)
meganlizbeth88 4 months ago
He obviously wants a box of cookies.
HSimon1981 4 months ago
I'll um... Take A Book and uh... A box of cookies. *looks around*
Me: Rofl
DarkMakor1 4 months ago
i think i pissed a little with the ending hahahaha
frosenhaka 4 months ago
OMG LOL
aidenleeefwf 4 months ago
How can anyone not like this??? Its classic...
1991Rossco 4 months ago
22 people didn't get a box of cookies.
iristhevampiress 4 months ago
Rutabagas? I thought he hates vegetables
jannicabianca 4 months ago
Why isnt sesame street on tv anymore? :(
3amL101 4 months ago
cookies lol
toastedwaffle5 4 months ago
I remember when people used to be quiet in libraries - Now people talk and let their phones go off and allsorts.
EllenRebecca3 4 months ago
he's like a gay librarian!!!!! haha funny mr. librarian....cookie monster got the guts to disturb, irritate, and to annoy a person....
czarine26 4 months ago
the librarian had like 22 strokes...
ReyLaerus 4 months ago
I want to go in a libary to ask for box of cookies
trent100100 4 months ago
i like how you can hear someone laughing off camera right at the very end :)
BrummieWomble 4 months ago
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whotaughtyou 4 months ago
While I find this hilarious, part of me does feel bad for the librarian. I never would have guessed that the same person (Richard Hunt) who did Jr,. Gorg in "Fraggle Rock" did this poor librarian.
eternalhalloween1 4 months ago
Lol i was gonna write: ME WANT SUM KOKIEZ, but someone already wrote that, so im writing it again.... And me gusta kokiezz:D
gangstaz82 4 months ago
poor bastard looked as if he had a heart attack rather than just fainted
unsw1tchd 4 months ago 2
@unsw1tchd True.
eternalhalloween1 4 months ago
@Cuteblondie1972 of course! he's like stfu NO COOKIES!
cupcakecrusader1 5 months ago
Me Want Cookies
TNALWO 5 months ago
2:03 good gosh he was going to have a stroke! that would have made some interesting childrens tv!
Lovecraft365 5 months ago
cookie monster is cross sided does any body notice that
spiderworkslive 5 months ago
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whotaughtyou 5 months ago
COOKIES!
littlegreanblob 5 months ago
really funny
V8rules2011 5 months ago
RESEARCH
whotaughtyou 5 months ago
He disresected the cookie monster! :O
Naynnick 5 months ago
I can't believe anyone would dislike this
stardustsparkle4 5 months ago
thumbs up for cookie monster!
fashonista6 5 months ago 105
@fashonista6 I Thumbed Up THe Video, Isn't That Enough?!
LordsOfTheQ 4 months ago
@fashonista6 I thumbed up the video, isn't that enough?!
LordsOfTheQ 4 months ago 2
@fashonista6
I like Cookie Monster too!
Smartboy8877 3 months ago
He should of gave him a box of cookies
iNinaXx344 5 months ago
one book of red riding hood "ok ok " and one box of cookies
JB4evez 5 months ago 4
hahahahaha
pokemon90909 5 months ago
lol
1theblackops 5 months ago
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whotaughtyou 5 months ago
I only had the german version on a cd, so now this was the first time, I SAW this.
Of course, I imagined the scene different then it is actually. I thought, at 1:55 the librarian is banging his head at a wall! XD
MrRiffraff84 5 months ago
lol! He's so cute!
pitbulllover151 5 months ago
The librarian sounds like Placido Flamingo
jackwolf131 5 months ago
i love cookie moster in this video!!!!!
he whant a box of cookies
tanggirl01 6 months ago
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whotaughtyou 6 months ago
The cookie monster is awsome and funny why is the veggie monster taking over lets all protest
sunkharpy2995 6 months ago
@sunkharpy2995 He's not. The media just made a mountain out of a molehill.
its4it 4 months ago
Cookie Monster makes lots of "people" and monsters get angry. xD
XxDarkViolenceOo 6 months ago
It's weird how these days you can eat in the library whilst back in the 70s 80s and 90s you weren't allowed to eat in the library AT ALL. If you did you got thrown out and weren't allowed back in for the rest of the week, that's what my parents said. Things seem to be too easy going now.
hoppity42 6 months ago
me copy, me copy lol
BallisticTip270WSM 6 months ago
A book about cookies............. And a glass of milk please
GuitarHeroPunk1 6 months ago 2
NO GET UPSET NO GET UPSET NO GET EXCITED ME NO FUSSY just a box of cookies please LOL
kris10ish 6 months ago
bahahhahahahahahahah
moesif 6 months ago
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whotaughtyou 6 months ago
cookie monster must have short-term memory...
ReyLaerus 6 months ago
Lol picture Book and Box of Cookies, We just have BOOKS!!!
LOL DON'T GET ALL UPSET!!!!
A BOX OF COOKIES THEN PLZ
*NEARLY BLOWS UP*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
TheKcookie 6 months ago
Cookie Monster is like stoner, just stoned on cookies xD
SjokkoladeBolleMusa 6 months ago
no cokies? NO COKIEEES??!?
scotscot100 6 months ago
at least he can hold a book XD not because i don't
SuperGamemaster55 6 months ago
there is no doubt cookie monster is stoned. he's yelling, tripping over things, not comprehending what the other guy is saying, his eyes are out of focus, and has a serious case of the munchies. XD
AznAfroMan513 6 months ago 2
Book about Little Red Riding Hood
Book of Nursery Rhymes
Picture Book
Book about Cookies
Box of cookies
Glass of milk
Glass of juice
Carrots
Rutabagas
Cantaloupe
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whotaughtyou 7 months ago
Richard Hunt will always be remembered for being the Librarian.
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Jonahrf 7 months ago
1:51 hahahaaa.
ModernDayProphets 7 months ago
haha i luv cookie monster lol funny
ikathy1000 7 months ago
Cookie Monster has a crazy eye?! :D
MrAndWib 7 months ago 2
A glass of juice? A rutabaga? How about some cantaloupe????
Misteerain 7 months ago 2
I love Richard Hunt!
muppetfan33 7 months ago in playlist Sesame Street
Cookie Monster's motivation for being in the library is to eat cookies.
gloryboundkev 7 months ago
Cookie Monster obviously didn't see the waste basket because there were too many books! This is hilarious. I can't stop laughing when I think about my friend in college taking finals who thinks about eating cookies. Maybe the professor should pass out cookies.
gloryboundkev 7 months ago
yea
4everDevoted 7 months ago
How do you Dislike this
I Love this
nasserq11 7 months ago
me want a book about cookies and a glass of milk please :)
easilycure 7 months ago
We don't have cookies!
No cookies!
Just Books!
That's all!
No cookies!
Understand?!
Just books, books!
churchajbigdad 7 months ago 2
@churchajbigdad
You know what... me get feeling you only have books
*You*
DakariKingMykan 7 months ago
haha diz shitz funny
crizaguilar714 7 months ago
the librarian pressed the dislike button 18 times
Patros2006 7 months ago 92
@Patros2006 He added another 2 dislikes for this comment.
pecos07 7 months ago
@Patros2006 make that 20 times
thor3d29 5 months ago
@Patros2006 22 now i guess he got REALLY mad after he watched this again
browndog388 3 months ago
I'm sure the author of the Book About Cookies, wrote thousands of pages about cookies, just so much to love regarding the loveliest things in the world
drdontcare123 8 months ago
"me get feeling you only have books-"
"THAT'S RIGHT! JUST BOOKS!"
priceless XD ROTFL
grasimpson 8 months ago
Usually I know Cookie Monster never takes "no" for an answer when someone says that they don't have cookies and I'm sure Cookie Monster would find that the books would taste delicious to him if he ate them which of course would have made the librarian angry but, I guess the reason Cookie Monster didn't eat any of the books is because, maybe he was looking for a lot of good books to borrow and present them in "Monsterpiece Theater" since Cookie Monster plays and hosts as Alistair Cookie.
afriendofbean 8 months ago
@afriendofbean I LOVE YOUR ANSWER. THANK YOU...
lindsychoosheren 8 months ago
@lindsychoosheren You're welcome. Also, thank you for the compliment. (Usually after "Monsterpiece Theater", I know that Cookie Monster/Alistair Cookie never eats the stories once he is signing off at the end of the skit where he would either hold it in his lap and sit in his chair and relax or he would just throw it off screen and relax in his chair).
afriendofbean 8 months ago
Next time I go to the library I might ask for a box of cookies and see how the librarian reacts.
stevarino1989 8 months ago
fucking hell james kenny, THEY DONT HAVE COOKIES, JUST BOOKS! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?! might have a book about a cookie though
knitrokanine 8 months ago
I'm sixteen and I laughed hysterically at this.
....Granted, I laugh at everything and I'm childish, but still.
Cookie Monster was always one of mah top fav monsters <3
VampireTears13 8 months ago
i now want some cookies and milk lol
musicmad86 8 months ago
I would've lost my patients like the librarian. I'm easily tempered as well.
muppetfan33 8 months ago
Lol my library has a starbucks and a bagel shop in it.
ArdyTheKoi 8 months ago
cookie monster be trolling.
Billybreadfenelon 8 months ago 2
1:23 : )
lovemyfallenangel14 8 months ago
Well that's one damn stubborn librarian. My local library has a librarian that gives out snacks for people to eat, and yet this one has some sort of dilemma. In fact, my street's library has a tuck shop that sells sweets too.
SoundsofRuneScape 8 months ago
Next time you should have cookies in the Circulation Desk!!! :D
guillermogg 8 months ago
hahahaha never seen so many books before
j12328 9 months ago
i personally think all libraries would be vastly improved if with every book u borrowed u got a nice free box of cookies lol!!!!
kriSSy1989ja 9 months ago
17 people never had a childhood :(
TheOtakuqueen 9 months ago
juice? you got some carrots? rhudabegas?!? cantalope?!
SoPhIaSPARKLES 9 months ago
17 people don't like cookies
provenrenegade 9 months ago
i have a feeling he dident have cookies
onnie1134 9 months ago
Cookie Master!
vobler69 9 months ago
About what system he is talking about at the beginning?
howerus 9 months ago
@howerus the dewey decimal system
MrGrorg 9 months ago
@MrGrorg What's the dewey decimal system? I'm thinking if I don't make it in physical therapy assisting, I might just become a librarian.
muppetfan33 7 months ago