Meh, Jewish people are cool to hang out with unless they're fucking up where you can eat or what you can get on the group pizza. But really, even those ones are less annoying than Vegans, so, all in all, pretty decent group of people.
@Visplight Damn, i'm vegan and even I have to agree with this. It's hard to find a place that will just serve a damn salad. Believe me, it's annoying to us too. Just have salads available, that's all I'm saying.
there's nothing to brag about with the bar mitzvah thing, sure the parties are fun but u gotta wait through the service first and it's like UUUUGGHH XP
um... jews dont really say this to Christians. this is completely inacurate. For starters, you didnt say "quit pushing your religion off on me" "No i didnt kill your lord" "stop using the bible to oppress everyone around you" and um... "if you are going to rip off my religion, at least get the right book, the torah is a history book...you may as well start a religion with your american history book"
@Offended83Shadow Sorry but that's a little offensive. The overwhelming majority of Christians don't do those things at all, and Christianity's hardly just american either. If someone were to say all jews were like the ultra-orthodox in Israel who spat on that little girl in Beit Shemesh that would be just as offensive.
@Enuzzle My comment wasnt meant to make you feel warm and fuzzy. IDC if you find it offensive. Turn on the news see what xtians are doing around the world. Then come back to me and say my comment is off the mark. You have "A" jew in your scenario, but i am talking about millions of oppressive christians. PS i am not too fond of the jewish faith but at least outside of israel jews arent overbearing oppressive assnuggets like xtians. Look at their record for social advocacy. v. xtians. point made
@Offended83Shadow I'm Jewish, but honestly, you need to stop insulting Christians and Israelis. You are being more annoying right now than the vast majority of religious people.
@runnerman550 PS before any muslim comes telling me not to insult them.blah blah blah stop raping little boys and blowing shit up... at least the middle eastern muslims. Kthx
@runnerman550 think the question really is.. do i care. If what i said annoys you then don't read it. or better yet tell christians in africa to stop murdering gays. tell american christians to stop oppressing muslims. Tell American Christians to stop using their god to oppress everyone. Oh and i'll stop insulting isralies when they stop starving and murdering Palestinians. What is this, like the 2nd jewish led oppression since the holocaust (the first being south africa) Truth hurts.
@Offended83Shadow Your comment just showed how completely hypocritical and ignorant of society you are. I really don't care what your religion is, but you are nothing more than a hate-filled troll.
@runnerman550 not trolling. facts are facts dude. I beg you to look at the news and tell me none of those things are happening. if you do you're a liar or you're 12 and fed the sugar coated world. Gays in africa are being butchered by xtians, isralies have Palestinians living in the same kind of ghettos that hitler threw the jew in, and the xtian agenda is #1 on the ware on womens health issues atm in the US. Open a newspaper kid. Its not trolling if what u say is real. Sorry if u dont like it
@Offended83Shadow First of all, you obviously know nothing about Israel. Also, just because some Christians do bad things does not mean all Christians are bad. You're problem is you read the news and assume that everything is as bad as the news makes it out to be. Everybody know that the press makes everything sound worse than it actually is.
@runnerman550 ps david never existed nor did the great migration from egypt or moses. your claim to the land is garbage. half of your religion was ripped from zoroastrianism anyway. now please f off
@Offended83Shadow So I'm sure that all of the things found in Jerusalem with his name on them are just planted by the Jews. We're all in on it, right?
@runnerman550 Oh my god, there are things with the name of the fictional king of jews found in... JERUSALEM. Next you are going to tell me that people actually have painting of arthur and the knights of the round table. Oh wait. there are. seriously dude, take an anthro class or 12. If it makes you feel any better, people believe more with less "evidence" just ask mormons and muslims. peace
@runnerman550 they actually dont. See I initially made a wise crack joke and you turned it into a debate. So I decided to fuck with you and used the stupidity of your own beliefs to give myself a
@Offended83Shadow Again, you obviously know nothing about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, so why don't you do some research before talking shit about a country?
@runnerman550 Free Palestine. Free Palestine Free Palestine. its amazing how saying that equates to talking shit about Israel to you. This is what happens when you build a religious state. Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine. go fuck yourself. Open a book and go fuck yourself little hitler
@Offended83Shadow I remember when the jewish south african girl came to the us after the apharteid ended. Said her family wasnt looking to mix with kaffers. Go to isreal same thing. yet, hitler moving jews to ghettos was sooo awful (it was actually) how can a people go through such horrific things and then do them to their fellow man. Its disgusting. How long is society going to ignore Israel's crimes against humanity? Oh because jews are "chosen" people. Fuck that fuck religion religion
@Offended83Shadow you asked why other peoples beliefs offend me? Because religion is a tool used by people to do the most inumane things to each other. Deny that you deny history. Go ahead with another passive "you obviously dont know blah blah blah" cause you know ur full of it. Reality sucks reality is almost all major faiths kill and oppress. its okay to point it out as long as its not pointing out christians and jews doing it. then evryone wants to cry about it. SMDH props to peaceful bahai
@runnerman550 and mayhaps you should do a little research outside the Synagogue on the issue always the victim even when the murderer. gnight lil hitler
Because arguing over religions on a video that is meant to be FUNNY is the mature thing to do, right? This video was made for entertainment purposes not, "Oh let's see how many people will argue over a fucking religion" purposes. All of you arguing, need to grow the fuck up and just ignore stupid little comments. Pay attention to the VIDEO, not the COMMENTS.
@littlemssunshine023 If that's a serious question let me know and I'll answer it from a protestant perspective (but it varies in ritual). It can be a bit long to explain for the word cap but I'll give it a try.
lol the one at 1:05 is tru for me XD and I still don't know the difference between protestant and catholic, but nobody I ask knows either, probably since most my friends are agnostic/ don't care much about religion :P and also, this is probably the most accurate shit jews say thingy I've seen so far lol
@PlannedObsolescence well based off the word I'd say it's a celibate priest, or religous-y figure, but i wasn't sure if there was something special about it, like they were some specific people in the religion :P i don't even know much about my own religion so, it only figures I know little about other peoples. you don't have to be such an ass hole about it ._.
@NightQueen1313 I certainly didn't mean to come across as an asshole (I guess it would be "bitch" in my case, since I'm female). I just thought the definition of "celibate clergy" was common knowledge, so I wasn't sure whether or not you were being serious. But I am a very nice person, so be assured that you don't need to be defensive.
@NightQueen1313 I'm 31 and have a college education behind me, so I suppose I believe a lot of stuff is "common knowledge." LOL I was raised Catholic myself, so I know a little. But since you admit you live on the internet, and you want to know the difference between Roman Catholicism and Protestantism, I have to tell you that Google (or any other search engine, for that matter) would give you a much better answer than I could. ;)
This only really works when it is mocking a majority's inability/refusal to understand the details of a minority's culture. When a majority makes fun of a minority, it just sort of comes across as prejudicial. Especially in a video like this, where a couple of gentiles are yucking it up by mocking Jewish stereotypes. Which might even be ok, if it was funny. Which it is not.
These guys should make a "things black people say to white people" in blackface. That would be a great trainwreck.
@FranklinPiercePierce I'm Jewish and not offended by this video, I think it's funny because I never know the difference between Christian sects. You are overthinking it, being overly sensitive (yes, even white Christians are allowed to have a sense of humor) and missing the point that a lot of these things are said. Some are just ridiculous but most are often said.
@FranklinPiercePierce This piece is loving lighthearted and funny. A bit silly but absolutely in positive spirit. I hear your personal issues and I can certainly understand your feelings. This is just a romp- a confection. Intense religious and sociological analysis just doesn't apply. And yes I am Jewish and have close relationships with true Christians.
@ninjaunicon2727 yes, us christians prefer to have cream cheese on a bagel but if you run out and you still have a bagel or two left over butter is a perfectly acceptable alternative.
@thrashdouche21 i'm atheist too, but it's people like YOU who make the world go to shit. you share the EXACT same pretension with those christians you so criticize! so shut up! cultural differences are what make the world fun.
@thrashdouche21 ah, so i suppose we should simply shun and ban all christians, jews, buddhists, hindus, muslims, and people of other religions. that would leave 2.3 percent of the world--the only perfect ones, am i right? idiot.
@8Splendiferous8 no, idiot dont put words in my mouth! i didnt suggest that all religitards should be banned , im just not associating with them! believe what you want, just stop with the arrogance!
@thrashdouche21 OH! the irony! I'M the arrogant one! HA! i was merely pointing out that if you're gonna judge christians for believing in fairytales, judge all religions. but, ultimately, you shouldn't judge any religion at all. i know you're not associating with other religions because then you would be able to see that you're a bigot, but MY point is that you're a bigot either way, imbecile.
@thrashdouche21 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, okay, i'm stopping here. i'm sorry to have taken the time. i'm arguing for no purpose as you're a cretin beyond help.
I've never said or heard anyone say any of these things... stop pretending your Jewish if you agree with this, 'cause you're not. No matter how much you really think you are.
Whenever I go over to my girlfriend's house for dinner (she's Catholic, I'm Jewish), when her family toasts they all say "salud" and I say "L'chaim!" They all laugh, but I'm not entirely sure what's funny.
Hahaha, The "am I allowed at your country club" thing is SO true. There are some place I just can't help but ask my friends "am I allowed here?" Like I have a friend who went to live in Germany. Not gonna lie, I totally asked if I would be safe if I went to visit. XD
@hermionehp1100 the differences are subtle but certainly real. think of it as the difference between orthodox jews and moderate jews. you have the same religion but don't have the same practices.
sorry but i'm not finding anything funny about the jews since i started researching what a jew really is. i do like the idea of israel though - that very small sand box on the other side of the world surrounded by people that also do not find anything funny about the jews. aren't all jews supposed to live in israel? when you go please take a jew with you. please leave our trillions of dollars and the fighter jets at the door. ha, now that's funny. 12thGenAmerWASPmale
@1877colt was that an attempt to be funny? I don't get it...a prime example why Jewish people dominate the comedy industry...leave the funny stuff to the professionals
People...he's a troll! The whole point of the post is to get you to waste your time responding! It probably doesn't even reflect the true views of the poster. People waste hours each day posting inflammatory things on youtube just to watch to see if people actually respond to the taunt.
@1877colt You might want to research a little bit more. Being Jewish does not mean your life revolves around Israel. It also doesn't mean we all have "trillions of dollars". Being Jewish is a way of life. It's about our customs, family, and laws that we chose to obey. I'm and AMERICAN Jew and I find this video hilarious
is that a gas oven?
SWEJEHTKCUF 15 hours ago
lol this could have been better
smoochielipz21 16 hours ago
IM FROM CONNECTICUT. AND IM JEWISH. fuckers.
catvstiger 17 hours ago
Lol... is dinner on you again?? ha
andrea4Jesus1 1 day ago
Meh, Jewish people are cool to hang out with unless they're fucking up where you can eat or what you can get on the group pizza. But really, even those ones are less annoying than Vegans, so, all in all, pretty decent group of people.
Visplight 1 day ago
@Visplight Damn, i'm vegan and even I have to agree with this. It's hard to find a place that will just serve a damn salad. Believe me, it's annoying to us too. Just have salads available, that's all I'm saying.
mondezdurden 1 day ago
there's nothing to brag about with the bar mitzvah thing, sure the parties are fun but u gotta wait through the service first and it's like UUUUGGHH XP
zitalee2 1 day ago
Absolutely Sweet and True.
RyanCWilson91 2 days ago
sometimes i wish i was jewish
loveislovepeaceis 3 days ago 4
Hella stereotypical, I love this one!
tashtan1 4 days ago
Omg I died. To funny
xoViktoria 4 days ago
he's hot.
PhoenixWindsong 4 days ago
Shouldnt "we killed you posterboy" be enough :)
fun3ralpyr3 4 days ago
enjoyed the vid!
sarahholli 5 days ago
there's a lot of anger in these comments. so very much.
a youtube comment is in fact the most appropriate venue to have an informed and polite discussion of a difference in opinion.
sarahholli 5 days ago
this guy is adorable.
bunnierabbits 5 days ago
is ur grandma a nun....hahahahaa
cindmon2000 5 days ago
its L'chaim not mazel tov!!! 1:43
greengirlgrf 5 days ago 15
Winnn.
TheCoExister 6 days ago
shit you say
sapphiregolden22 1 week ago
I am Jewish, and I found this video hilarious.
runnerman550 1 week ago
love when he says mazeltov instade of lahayem
miouth150 1 week ago
i never realized how many quetions i ask christians...
jenorahshow 1 week ago
Great, now I want falafels.
xoMiSsBxo 1 week ago
i have to say, my jewish friends say that my mother is repressing something ALL the damn time. enough already ROFL
DeusSuetonius 1 week ago
:D! omg this is amazing!
1BillionsOfStars1 1 week ago
um... jews dont really say this to Christians. this is completely inacurate. For starters, you didnt say "quit pushing your religion off on me" "No i didnt kill your lord" "stop using the bible to oppress everyone around you" and um... "if you are going to rip off my religion, at least get the right book, the torah is a history book...you may as well start a religion with your american history book"
Offended83Shadow 1 week ago
@Offended83Shadow inaccurate
Offended83Shadow 1 week ago
@Offended83Shadow Sorry but that's a little offensive. The overwhelming majority of Christians don't do those things at all, and Christianity's hardly just american either. If someone were to say all jews were like the ultra-orthodox in Israel who spat on that little girl in Beit Shemesh that would be just as offensive.
Enuzzle 1 week ago
@Enuzzle My comment wasnt meant to make you feel warm and fuzzy. IDC if you find it offensive. Turn on the news see what xtians are doing around the world. Then come back to me and say my comment is off the mark. You have "A" jew in your scenario, but i am talking about millions of oppressive christians. PS i am not too fond of the jewish faith but at least outside of israel jews arent overbearing oppressive assnuggets like xtians. Look at their record for social advocacy. v. xtians. point made
Offended83Shadow 1 week ago
@Offended83Shadow I'm Jewish, but honestly, you need to stop insulting Christians and Israelis. You are being more annoying right now than the vast majority of religious people.
runnerman550 1 week ago
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Offended83Shadow 1 week ago
@runnerman550 PS before any muslim comes telling me not to insult them.blah blah blah stop raping little boys and blowing shit up... at least the middle eastern muslims. Kthx
Offended83Shadow 1 week ago
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@runnerman550 think the question really is.. do i care. If what i said annoys you then don't read it. or better yet tell christians in africa to stop murdering gays. tell american christians to stop oppressing muslims. Tell American Christians to stop using their god to oppress everyone. Oh and i'll stop insulting isralies when they stop starving and murdering Palestinians. What is this, like the 2nd jewish led oppression since the holocaust (the first being south africa) Truth hurts.
Offended83Shadow 1 week ago
@Offended83Shadow Your comment just showed how completely hypocritical and ignorant of society you are. I really don't care what your religion is, but you are nothing more than a hate-filled troll.
runnerman550 1 week ago
@runnerman550 not trolling. facts are facts dude. I beg you to look at the news and tell me none of those things are happening. if you do you're a liar or you're 12 and fed the sugar coated world. Gays in africa are being butchered by xtians, isralies have Palestinians living in the same kind of ghettos that hitler threw the jew in, and the xtian agenda is #1 on the ware on womens health issues atm in the US. Open a newspaper kid. Its not trolling if what u say is real. Sorry if u dont like it
Offended83Shadow 1 week ago
@Offended83Shadow First of all, you obviously know nothing about Israel. Also, just because some Christians do bad things does not mean all Christians are bad. You're problem is you read the news and assume that everything is as bad as the news makes it out to be. Everybody know that the press makes everything sound worse than it actually is.
runnerman550 6 days ago
@runnerman550 yawn kid
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@runnerman550 pretty sure you feel what Israel is doing to Palestinians is justified,thats all fine and well, hitler thought he was justified too.
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@runnerman550 ps david never existed nor did the great migration from egypt or moses. your claim to the land is garbage. half of your religion was ripped from zoroastrianism anyway. now please f off
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@Offended83Shadow So I'm sure that all of the things found in Jerusalem with his name on them are just planted by the Jews. We're all in on it, right?
runnerman550 6 days ago
@runnerman550 Oh my god, there are things with the name of the fictional king of jews found in... JERUSALEM. Next you are going to tell me that people actually have painting of arthur and the knights of the round table. Oh wait. there are. seriously dude, take an anthro class or 12. If it makes you feel any better, people believe more with less "evidence" just ask mormons and muslims. peace
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@runnerman550 OH and scientoligists. they're always good for a "OMG you actually believe that" laugh
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@Offended83Shadow I don't understand why other people's beliefs offend you so much. Get a life.
runnerman550 6 days ago
@runnerman550 they actually dont. See I initially made a wise crack joke and you turned it into a debate. So I decided to fuck with you and used the stupidity of your own beliefs to give myself a
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@runnerman550 good laugh. you have a good day. Free Palestine <3
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@Offended83Shadow Again, you obviously know nothing about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, so why don't you do some research before talking shit about a country?
runnerman550 6 days ago
@runnerman550 Free Palestine. Free Palestine Free Palestine. its amazing how saying that equates to talking shit about Israel to you. This is what happens when you build a religious state. Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine. go fuck yourself. Open a book and go fuck yourself little hitler
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@Offended83Shadow I remember when the jewish south african girl came to the us after the apharteid ended. Said her family wasnt looking to mix with kaffers. Go to isreal same thing. yet, hitler moving jews to ghettos was sooo awful (it was actually) how can a people go through such horrific things and then do them to their fellow man. Its disgusting. How long is society going to ignore Israel's crimes against humanity? Oh because jews are "chosen" people. Fuck that fuck religion religion
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@Offended83Shadow you asked why other peoples beliefs offend me? Because religion is a tool used by people to do the most inumane things to each other. Deny that you deny history. Go ahead with another passive "you obviously dont know blah blah blah" cause you know ur full of it. Reality sucks reality is almost all major faiths kill and oppress. its okay to point it out as long as its not pointing out christians and jews doing it. then evryone wants to cry about it. SMDH props to peaceful bahai
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@Offended83Shadow people always find something to fight about, religion or not.
1clackie 5 days ago
@runnerman550 and mayhaps you should do a little research outside the Synagogue on the issue always the victim even when the murderer. gnight lil hitler
Offended83Shadow 6 days ago
@Offended83Shadow So please tell me how I am a "lil hitler".
runnerman550 6 days ago
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crazydtfan 1 week ago
Did you mention Egypt in your video?? just pls Egyptian people if US takes decision quickly to cut the lovely aid
ahahahaha
RenadTreeInElgana 1 week ago
Because arguing over religions on a video that is meant to be FUNNY is the mature thing to do, right? This video was made for entertainment purposes not, "Oh let's see how many people will argue over a fucking religion" purposes. All of you arguing, need to grow the fuck up and just ignore stupid little comments. Pay attention to the VIDEO, not the COMMENTS.
TheMagicAnimals24 1 week ago
זה טיפשי
IhateUrUglyFace 1 week ago
Lol kind of suprised this doesn't have more
BOBBYSKATESZZ 1 week ago
Still want to do him tho.
DestinysGirl2012 1 week ago
This is fantastic!!!
shom131 1 week ago
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these r kinda nice... im used to being called a kike and whatnot
mishgun420 1 week ago
oooh, and "what's a communion?" the amount of times i've asked is definitely nearing 100. and i still don't know.
littlemssunshine023 1 week ago
@littlemssunshine023 Google is your friend.
PlannedObsolescence 1 week ago
@littlemssunshine023 If that's a serious question let me know and I'll answer it from a protestant perspective (but it varies in ritual). It can be a bit long to explain for the word cap but I'll give it a try.
MsColdCanada 1 week ago
I'm Jewish and I'm guilty of MAYBE 5 of these, maximum....
gabemondry 1 week ago
lol the one at 1:05 is tru for me XD and I still don't know the difference between protestant and catholic, but nobody I ask knows either, probably since most my friends are agnostic/ don't care much about religion :P and also, this is probably the most accurate shit jews say thingy I've seen so far lol
NightQueen1313 1 week ago
@NightQueen1313 Do Protestants have a Pope? Nuns? A celibate clergy? No, they don't. Those are a few basic differences for you.
PlannedObsolescence 1 week ago
@PlannedObsolescence oh really? that's cool haha and what's a celibate clergy?
NightQueen1313 1 week ago
@NightQueen1313 What's a celibate clergy? Are you serious?
PlannedObsolescence 1 week ago
@PlannedObsolescence well based off the word I'd say it's a celibate priest, or religous-y figure, but i wasn't sure if there was something special about it, like they were some specific people in the religion :P i don't even know much about my own religion so, it only figures I know little about other peoples. you don't have to be such an ass hole about it ._.
NightQueen1313 1 week ago
@NightQueen1313 I certainly didn't mean to come across as an asshole (I guess it would be "bitch" in my case, since I'm female). I just thought the definition of "celibate clergy" was common knowledge, so I wasn't sure whether or not you were being serious. But I am a very nice person, so be assured that you don't need to be defensive.
PlannedObsolescence 1 week ago
@PlannedObsolescence lol That's cool. No harm done. haha And it probably is a common word, i just live under a rock. /in the internet . . .
NightQueen1313 1 week ago
@NightQueen1313 I'm 31 and have a college education behind me, so I suppose I believe a lot of stuff is "common knowledge." LOL I was raised Catholic myself, so I know a little. But since you admit you live on the internet, and you want to know the difference between Roman Catholicism and Protestantism, I have to tell you that Google (or any other search engine, for that matter) would give you a much better answer than I could. ;)
PlannedObsolescence 1 week ago
This only really works when it is mocking a majority's inability/refusal to understand the details of a minority's culture. When a majority makes fun of a minority, it just sort of comes across as prejudicial. Especially in a video like this, where a couple of gentiles are yucking it up by mocking Jewish stereotypes. Which might even be ok, if it was funny. Which it is not.
These guys should make a "things black people say to white people" in blackface. That would be a great trainwreck.
FranklinPiercePierce 1 week ago
@FranklinPiercePierce I'm Jewish and not offended by this video, I think it's funny because I never know the difference between Christian sects. You are overthinking it, being overly sensitive (yes, even white Christians are allowed to have a sense of humor) and missing the point that a lot of these things are said. Some are just ridiculous but most are often said.
DestinysGirl2012 1 week ago
@FranklinPiercePierce This piece is loving lighthearted and funny. A bit silly but absolutely in positive spirit. I hear your personal issues and I can certainly understand your feelings. This is just a romp- a confection. Intense religious and sociological analysis just doesn't apply. And yes I am Jewish and have close relationships with true Christians.
WantingtoBelieve7 1 week ago
@FranklinPiercePierce No.
TSBowdenJR 1 week ago
@iluhvmewsickk that's really helpful walking buzzkill- take yo debbie downer ass home, bitch!
DestinysGirl2012 2 weeks ago
im jewish and i've never said any of these. or heard any of my jewish friends say them.
iluhvmewsickk 2 weeks ago
"Is everyone in your family circumcised?" What picture was he looking at?
elykes1 2 weeks ago
@elykes1 Lol! Good point. A day at the beach maybe?
MsColdCanada 1 week ago
Is this kosher?? "TREIF" lol had me cracking up
kjw1100 2 weeks ago
That's a palazzo apartment!!!
freshwhite335 2 weeks ago
why wouldn't someone have cream cheese?! do christians eat their bagels without cream cheese?
ninjaunicon2727 2 weeks ago 8
@ninjaunicon2727 no they never should but sometimes forget
BijonMustard 2 weeks ago
@ninjaunicon2727 I do. Is that weird?
CountGrasshopper 1 week ago
@ninjaunicon2727 yes, us christians prefer to have cream cheese on a bagel but if you run out and you still have a bagel or two left over butter is a perfectly acceptable alternative.
sac66064 1 week ago
@ninjaunicon2727 Sometimes just with butter.
nicholesnow 1 week ago
haha these religion ones are funny
luv4drums1 2 weeks ago
im catholic. love this.
jbizz162 2 weeks ago
lol pretty ironic that he has a tattoo of the christian cross on his left shoulder...awk
xxxalliixxxx 2 weeks ago
hahah great job!! especially the country club one!! so true where i live
Beachbaby103 2 weeks ago
Aren't you from Connecticut
hughgrant420 2 weeks ago
christians are full of it they think they are holier than thou and have this arrogance about their stupid beliefs oh im atheist!
thrashdouche21 3 weeks ago
@thrashdouche21 I am Christian but I think that, if anything, this video makes fun of myself and Christians- so thanks?
BijonMustard 3 weeks ago 15
@thrashdouche21 trust me dude, its better to live among christians then muslims (talking from experience)
mishgun420 1 week ago
@mishgun420 i dont like muslims either!
thrashdouche21 1 week ago
@thrashdouche21 i'm atheist too, but it's people like YOU who make the world go to shit. you share the EXACT same pretension with those christians you so criticize! so shut up! cultural differences are what make the world fun.
8Splendiferous8 1 week ago
@8Splendiferous8 wow calm the fuck down, jeez! dont yell at me! :(
thrashdouche21 1 week ago
@thrashdouche21 whatever you say, thrash douche.
8Splendiferous8 1 week ago
@8Splendiferous8 i wont apologize for hating freaks who believe in fairy tales! :)
thrashdouche21 1 week ago
@thrashdouche21 ah, so i suppose we should simply shun and ban all christians, jews, buddhists, hindus, muslims, and people of other religions. that would leave 2.3 percent of the world--the only perfect ones, am i right? idiot.
8Splendiferous8 1 week ago
@8Splendiferous8 no, idiot dont put words in my mouth! i didnt suggest that all religitards should be banned , im just not associating with them! believe what you want, just stop with the arrogance!
thrashdouche21 1 week ago
@thrashdouche21 OH! the irony! I'M the arrogant one! HA! i was merely pointing out that if you're gonna judge christians for believing in fairytales, judge all religions. but, ultimately, you shouldn't judge any religion at all. i know you're not associating with other religions because then you would be able to see that you're a bigot, but MY point is that you're a bigot either way, imbecile.
8Splendiferous8 1 week ago
@8Splendiferous8 im a bigot? lol you are discriminating against me!
thrashdouche21 1 week ago
@thrashdouche21 haha, all right, i'll humor you. in what sense?
8Splendiferous8 1 week ago
@8Splendiferous8 you are intolerant to my beliefs against religious ppl!
thrashdouche21 1 week ago
@thrashdouche21 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, okay, i'm stopping here. i'm sorry to have taken the time. i'm arguing for no purpose as you're a cretin beyond help.
8Splendiferous8 1 week ago
I've been to a Bar Mitzvah and hallah. They're nice. My parents don't go to different churches. I also like Cream Cheese. I was also circumsized.
fatfatat444 3 weeks ago 2
*sniff* traif.
snapplemachine 3 weeks ago 2
lmao I'm Jewish and I laughed sooo hard at the very beginning when you said ... you never had challah?? So true.
Tilweseetheshore 3 weeks ago 2
I've said most of it. But seriously, you haven't lived 'til you've had my mom's homemade Challah!!
cheetahluv16 3 weeks ago
@cheetahluv16 my mom's challah is amazing too1
and her latkes :)
TheAngstyWriter 3 weeks ago
Is there a difference between Catholic and Protestant??
Oh my God I get this daily.
LerTheBlur 3 weeks ago
Lol this is hilarious! i might have said some of this...hahaha
ToatallyToasted 3 weeks ago
check out SH*T PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ISRAEL
trina1245 3 weeks ago
I already told you, our country club only accepts Zionists who hate nationalism.
EmptyTomb 3 weeks ago
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lolll you never tried challah??
Laurgrl 3 weeks ago
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was this supposed to be funy
MrCanadianplayer 3 weeks ago
LET'S HU omg ;-0
DestinysGirl2012 3 weeks ago
woof
-Brandon
BedtimeBrosStudios 3 weeks ago
th easter bunny freaks me out
BeccaHennessy 3 weeks ago
haha I love this, and you're super attractive...
Mrlkandee 4 weeks ago 3
"Is all your family blonde?" LOOOOOOOL FOREVER.
emoemu4 4 weeks ago 3
Not all but most of this stuff is true. lol
ItzXzCh0zenzX 4 weeks ago 2
this guy's not jewish
vestibule1011 1 month ago
this guy is hot, and im jewish. lets get together.
buymearainbow 1 month ago 2
That guy is kinda hot
Cleverstar8 1 month ago 3
Hahaha im losing my appetite.... hilarious
Taytersjenks 1 month ago
I've said the one about the country club before
zombiestripper85 1 month ago
very funny.
hughgrant420 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
" is your grandma a nun?" ha!
FlyingFiddleISme 1 month ago
you're apartment looks like lauren conrads apartment when she lived with Heidi lol
swim10346 1 month ago
I've never said or heard anyone say any of these things... stop pretending your Jewish if you agree with this, 'cause you're not. No matter how much you really think you are.
TheJewinator3000 1 month ago
Whenever I go over to my girlfriend's house for dinner (she's Catholic, I'm Jewish), when her family toasts they all say "salud" and I say "L'chaim!" They all laugh, but I'm not entirely sure what's funny.
NotAnotherYT 1 month ago
@NotAnotherYT Because you are saying L'Chaim to a bunch of nonJews. So it's kind of weird...
EstherTsivia 1 month ago
LOL mel gibson movies!
uberrrich 1 month ago
Exactly
ChickenGirlChannel 1 month ago
This makes me want to see a "shit Catholics and Protestants say to each other" video.
almishti 1 month ago
I want to have sex with the guy from this video..
DestinysGirl2012 1 month ago
Lol Im atheist and I say some of this to Christians
TheCapitalLetter 1 month ago
hahaha this is perfection! is half of it from me?
smarks09 1 month ago
Absolutely. :) @smarks09
BijonMustard 1 month ago
Lol I'm Jewish. I say a lot of this haha
speciabilitator 1 month ago
True.
TSBowdenJR 1 month ago
True.
VeronicaDwight 1 month ago
He doesn't even sound Jewish. -.-"
matthewthecoolkid 1 month ago
Jesus was one of our people... hahaha brilliant. signed ProudJew
chloandcal 1 month ago
"why don't you have any cream cheese?" bahaha.. it's jes from casting! loved this vid! :)
HotRodHottie7 1 month ago
Hahaha, The "am I allowed at your country club" thing is SO true. There are some place I just can't help but ask my friends "am I allowed here?" Like I have a friend who went to live in Germany. Not gonna lie, I totally asked if I would be safe if I went to visit. XD
YuniX2 1 month ago
LMAO at this blonde kid pretending to be jewish!!!!!
DestinysGirl2012 1 month ago
im jewish and think all of this is true. and ive said it all. great jobb!
psuaccount 1 month ago 28
The part about "he's nailed to the cross"..lol sooo true.
lyate76 1 month ago
Rad video dude!
imfree73 1 month ago
This video is hilarious and people need to get over themselves and learn to laugh about things.
teebberry89 1 month ago
are you SURE i'm allowed in your country club????????
McMmc44 1 month ago
Very funny George!!!
mcordell47 1 month ago
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my mom grew up catholic. she's jewish now. lol
PleebUniverse 1 month ago
you are hot... and funny!
DestinysGirl2012 1 month ago
I have said some of these things...never understood the difference between Catholics and Protestants.
hermionehp1100 1 month ago 2
@hermionehp1100 the differences are subtle but certainly real. think of it as the difference between orthodox jews and moderate jews. you have the same religion but don't have the same practices.
sac66064 1 week ago
Ok, I'm Jewish & I find this funny. Get over yourselves.
keychange 1 month ago 46
sorry but i'm not finding anything funny about the jews since i started researching what a jew really is. i do like the idea of israel though - that very small sand box on the other side of the world surrounded by people that also do not find anything funny about the jews. aren't all jews supposed to live in israel? when you go please take a jew with you. please leave our trillions of dollars and the fighter jets at the door. ha, now that's funny. 12thGenAmerWASPmale
1877colt 1 month ago
@1877colt was that an attempt to be funny? I don't get it...a prime example why Jewish people dominate the comedy industry...leave the funny stuff to the professionals
buckeyenutz05 1 month ago 2
@1877colt wow you're lame! grow up
yolpez 1 month ago
@1877colt
People...he's a troll! The whole point of the post is to get you to waste your time responding! It probably doesn't even reflect the true views of the poster. People waste hours each day posting inflammatory things on youtube just to watch to see if people actually respond to the taunt.
Dont feed the trolls!
MrCrotalusatrox 1 month ago
@1877colt You might want to research a little bit more. Being Jewish does not mean your life revolves around Israel. It also doesn't mean we all have "trillions of dollars". Being Jewish is a way of life. It's about our customs, family, and laws that we chose to obey. I'm and AMERICAN Jew and I find this video hilarious
TisJinG 1 month ago