Stephen Lynch:Superheroes part 1 of 2

[duckypwns]

13 people are dick in the mouth boy.

[HeyLookItsAmy]

what year is this from?

[anderwitch]

Sandwich Man

[0yellowsnow]

8:37 big boobs!

[babyregan94]

This guy ROCK!! lol

Dick in the mouth man!!!!! <3

[biscutbuu69]

put down that tv

why

fuck it whose got the fugyuns

[tbmxepiccz1]

im beastiality bo.o.oy ... STOP or i'll fuck a goat  i guess (random cheer) dont cheer that were the fuck are from XD

[IXIBINABROS]

treeemaann



[PainFromDesire]

ima super hero cuz i can dodge /take a bullet... once..... （；゜０゜）

[RoehlingSeth]

I used to be a superhero...then I took an arrow to the knee.

[antonstbar2]

dude... lets go see that ....fuckin dude tonight!!

[moouse805]

Homeless Man: The world is safe but the cardboard boxes are mine

[dylanfleck]

lmao beastliness boy...

[shermo22]

@dylanfleck that's actually beastiality boy

[dylanfleck]

@shermo22 yeah, I know, my stupid auto correct on my phone spelled beastliness... lmao...

[ranafroggie]

Could you imagine the bleeping if this played on tv? XDDD

[zackattackeminem1]

jizz troff women? this is a fucking family show

[tenaciousDroks]

beer teat girl saves the day again

[RedSquadala5Renewed]

hey! he stole my supahheraouhgdofhb name!

[OptimisticPessimist5]

Hey man put down the tv....Aww fuck it. xD

[RedneckArkieGal92]

There's another version of this where the first thing somebody yells out is "Fuck You Dude" XD It's hilarious!

[misery2951]

Epic face in the end

[dj47506]

dick in the mouth man for the win lmfao

[dontbethatguy0]

12 people were the goat...

[BloodBeast14]

I AM BONG- AWW FUCK THE MOUNTAIN DEW IS GONE !!

[JstGoinForIt]

"If i could be a superhero, I would be Beer-Teat Girl. I'd stop the bad guys from hurting people as I jump from a steeple. I'd have a beer at all times, maybe even a couple of limes, just to stop crimes! Drunken idiots are better than sober idiots because they'd be screwed. Spinning and swaying as they walked, their fists are easily blocked. But watch out when they hurl...because I would be Beer-Teat Girl."

[passhacker34]

oh my god, I literaly hcocked I was laughing so hard!! Stephen Lynch is the best!!! XD

[passhacker34]

@passhacker34 choked*



[capianalan619]

I WAS PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT AND I GOT TO PLAY AS NARCOLEPSY MAN!

[5timmeyful]

i would be sex man solving crimes with one more secret ingrediant

[TheAndrewj96]

I AM FELLATIO GIRL!

...SUCKING THE COCKS OF JUSTICE, COAST-TO-COAST!

XD

[imsohigh4]

i would be anal rape man. saving the day one asshole at a time

[Pfannypack]

hahahahaha funny crowd

[TooLiltleTooLate]

haha! he reminds me of my dad X)

[buffaloregals98]

hahaha he cant whistle

[firefoxgotnogirl]

9:01

HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN

[jessea1a]

no one wanted to like the top comment cuz it was at 69....so i did it. Rain on Parade Man!

[monkeygirl9988]

@jessea1a that makes you a super villain!

[skorpion280]

... don't wanna like the top comment because its at 69 haha

[cutie4you117]

The girl who gave him beer has a GREAT ass xd

[MrZacatecas96]

7:04 for felicio woman in the green

[iloveenvy123]

@yaoireader101

I LOVE ur username!!!! Finally another yaoi fan

[buffaloregals98]

he is the best comiedian i think thts how u spell it

[buffaloregals98]

stepen lynch is sooo awesome

[AndyTtrigger]

Stephen Lynch or jim carrey !?

YOU BE THE JUDGE !!

[GameAddictedIvy]

6:47 AKAHAHA!

[GameAddictedIvy]

6:46 AKAHAHA!

[halopowner12321]

12 people have never been superheros haha suckers.

[RougeWinters]

im Narcalepsy gir.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz

[MsEmogirl518]

haha, looks like he just found his new stone table. And new friends haha

[xotreagedyox]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this its hilarious!

[1911henry]

Jim carry+Ryan Reynolds= Stephen Lynch (Y)

[smashgasm699]

he doesnt even try whistling after his drink wtf

[1995markusnunemacher]

XD my top comment is still getting commented on

[drugadecal]

tig ol`bitties 8:39

[TheTwilightfan98]

Beastiality Boy:D

[yaoireader101]

this is a famliy show?!

[LugzPercy]

Jim Carrey?

[MrLovescooking]

11 people can go suck a dick and hang them self

[PunkLatinaBitxh]

fellatio girl rules!!!!! xD

[WhispersOfALiar]

@stickfigurenation1 is that the one with like fuck you dude?



[WhispersOfALiar]

i wanna meet stephen lynch he seems like hed be sooo fun to chill with! hahaha

[IAmSoWeird100]

"What was I singin about?.. Oh yea, kids KIDS!" best part!

[wweVIKINGSFAN]

I'd be SERIOUSLY PISSED if the last Mountain Dew and Funyuns were gone.

[lynchingacers]

ok if he smoked weedright before thered be no way in hell not to bust out through the whole act

[MizJasperWhitlock]

11 people are the guys in the back wishing they were wonder women.

[pandemonic01]

Man, that's gotta be the best fuckin job in the world, rofl!

[gumble23]

Best crowd ever!

[zachgilm]

I am Fellatio girl! Sucking the cocks of justice coast to coast!

[1911henry]

Dickinthemouth man hahahahhaahah :D LOL!

[yummiRawrLolliepop]

Sooo fucking hilarious xD

[chickita2013]

Stephen: "Jizz what woman??"

Crowd: "Jizztroff woman!"

Stephen: "Jizztroff woman?! ... This is a fucking family show!!"

LMAO! :D

[smagmauder]

@chickita2013

If you're gonna write everything down that people just heard themselves too at least make sure you're writing real words: "trough".

[chickita2013]

@smagmauder well I'm sorry my spelling can't always be perfect :/

[1995markusnunemacher]

@chickita2013 hes just a douche dont let it bother you me and you are still pimps for being at the top

[smagmauder]

@chickita2013

Fair enough. I just get really annoyed when people read back the things that are said in videos. If everyone did that, youtube would be better off removing the entire comment section and replacing it with a transcript of the movie. Instead of going ""insert funny bit here" :Dhaha", you could actually construct a sentence of your own in which you express your fondness for a particular bit.

[chickita2013]

@smagmauder i agree. Although Stephen makes thigs funny all on his own xD

[whisperinglaxbro]

did anyone notice that as the chick went off the stage he was checking out her ass?? lmao

[1995markusnunemacher]

@whisperinglaxbro i was check her ass out as she got up haha



[MrStickman145]

wat did he say wen he was whispering wen he was singing about "immigration dude?"

[nasalscarecrow]

I love his cheeky "silent" singing at 5:16.

[addyawkitontheps3]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

[chickita2013]

Headline in the Los Angeles Newspaper:

"Stephen Lynch promotes drug use! and blows microphone!" :O :D

[sooperqper]

Blows microphone!

[Dreamercatcher]

When he starts singing he looks like he is gona cry LOLZ

[BloodBeast14]

In "the awesome van" he rapes the criminals ( teenage girls ).

[heavyscrapmetal]

stephan you fucked up motherfucker i love you!

[iStalkerKitteh]

@1995markusnunemacher Either someone fucked with your weed or your just high beyond belief cause its just a comment

[1995markusnunemacher]

YEA MOTHER FUCKERS I GOT TOP RATED COMMENT

[chickita2013]

@1995markusnunemacher i got thesecond one!

[dotZodiac]

Hold 3 to see Stephen staring into your soul while masturbating.

[ironComrade1]

Clearly, the best superhero that night was Beer-Teat Girl, who rescued our whistle-impaired comedian from the dreaded cottonmouth.

[DarkAura16]

@ironComrade1

I want to put a thumbs up, but that would ruin the 69 likes streak XD *virtually likes*

[CocoaBear67]

@ironComrade1 hahahaha luv it!

[BrandenProduction]

if you press 8 it sounds like hes yelling opera

[BrandenProduction]

narkilepsy boy. "stop or i will (snores)"

[hulk21h]

Beer is so far away :(

[TheJymie10]

my ex is a miture of beastlyality boy and dick in the mouth man !!!! lol

[Antrix32]

Why the hell do they even have audio to text captions? there not even close.

"I hope the Los Angeles news paper is here tonight"

Translates to

"Boulevard in Los Angeles is vigorously denying it"

[jimmyshark123]

Hhahahahahahahahah BONGMAN XD

[GravinApeiron]

He reminds me of Dexter, a funny one - I bet his Mother got butchered by a clown with a chainsaw :'D

[royalpain20]

No matter how many times I watch this I can't stop laughing at it

[puppy10112]

omg dnt burn my boy friend alive burn his ex instead

[puppy10112]

noooooooooo we dnt no how to say no stephen sing a song bout tht lol

[TheAwkwardtuurtle]

i want him as my dad!

[networkterror]

looks a bit like jim carey

[mike91210]

@networkterror no he doesn't dude lol

[beautyxkelly]

pretty much my favorite person ever.

[royalpain20]

Funny as fuck

[yoursoSOL1]

10 people are obviously the super heroes that he didnt hear like shwartzanedarman and other stupid shyt lol

[pmeredith55555]

homeless man! what a hero!!!

[beautyxkelly]

<33333333333333333333

[6juggalo6clown6]

lol jizz troff women

[T3hBigMac]

NOW I KNOW weed is the solution 2 every mans happines x)

[JustinBiberQueen4526]

I SAID YOUR DICK LOL

[xxJadeismxx]

lol jizz drop woman XD

[randomness711]

@xxJadeismxx trough

[killingxgesture]

-Lady screams- "Pre-ejaculation man, save me, please! I'm being robbed!"

Pre-ejaculation man: "I'm coming!"

[1995markusnunemacher]

boner man

[mooglemeg]

I Am Fellatio Girl! Sucking the Cocks Of Justice From Coast To Coast!

[tydaguy64]

BEST PART: "I'll fucking do it!"

[9991Chris]

funniest stuff ever

[smubmub]

blows microphone!



[MRGNRFan91]

he looks like Jim Carry

[TheDudewithskillz]

It's even funnier because that girl who got on stage was the one who screamed filacio girl.

[1995markusnunemacher]

@TheDudewithskillz how do u no



[awilkinson18]

@1995markusnunemacher dont worry its not cause she came from the right side of the screen, the ppl sayin filacio girl he looks to the left and acknowledges it haha

[hockeyalchemist]

Whistle Fail

[1995markusnunemacher]

HOW MUCH WEED DOES HE SMOKE

[loqutor]

@1995markusnunemacher Nah, it ain't weed. See the way his eyes are moving about and his thoughts are bouncing off the walls?

It's angel dust.

[rillekill]

@1995markusnunemacher 2-3 g /day

[threedaysgrace485]

@1995markusnunemacher his own weight



[Jason9992fromroblox]

@1995markusnunemacher OVER NIEN THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

[keinve2]

@1995markusnunemacher Its not weed. Its crack.

[kmnk112]

@1995markusnunemacher

every show he is high as hell

i been 2 one of them and he smelled like striate pup!

[TheGhostlord]

@1995markusnunemacher None. He's on acid.

[1995markusnunemacher]

@TheGhostlord nah hes on weed dripped in acid

[fatboycore]

@1995markusnunemacher Less then me.

[equinox627]

@1995markusnunemacher the question is: how much doesn't he smoke?

[1995markusnunemacher]

@equinox627 XD how much weed isnt safe from him.............wow i just had a picture of a joint like running away and him like hunting it down

[equinox627]

@1995markusnunemacher that sounds about right. now that you said that, i can just see him in a Roundup commercial. Meet "the Weed Hunter". sworn to find weeds wherever he sees them and destroy it. with new Roundup extra!

[schrei0reden]

@1995markusnunemacher not enough ;D

[TheKingsp8d]

@1995markusnunemacher not enough apparantly

[MrLovescooking]

@1995markusnunemacher none any more he over dosed and quit it

[Ledezma1996]

@MrLovescooking he might have quit but it is almost impossible to od from weed

[LamiaDarkBlaze]

@1995markusnunemacher Weed wouldn't make him act like that at all XD.

[scorpin969]

beer so far away!

[eaglesky21]

I am felacio girl, sucking the cocks of justice, coast to coast.

haha

[eaglesky21]

"its like sucking a tit, a beer tit"

[rubberduckyofrage]

nine people did not want to be a superhero....

[xXxAmbErcr0mbiExXx]

......BEER GOOD *relaxed, pleasured facial expression*

[superzaroos]

Stephen Lynch blows microphone.

[chickita2013]

Stephen: "Sometimes criminals wanna offer you drugs and alcohol and we know just to say no..right?!?!"

Crowd: "Uhhh" Stephen: "....You drunken mother fuckers" :D

[1995markusnunemacher]

@chickita2013 hell ya haha but my comment has twice the ammount of views in less amount of time

[chickita2013]

@1995markusnunemacher i won't argue to that lol even if I also agree with your comment with the hughest rating :P

[1995markusnunemacher]

@chickita2013 haha i wonder how long are comments are gonna stay in top i check like every week haha

[yomamaslilboy]

5:55 BEST

[MajorZohan]

The first time I heard this I was literally crying it was that funny, I might as well have been there. <3 This guy!

[SRB2Pheonix]

"beastyality boy" "dont cheer that. where the fuck are you from?" ENUMCLAW!!!!!! (hint hint) horses anyone?

[mistroman6]

when he dose the hi impression he sounds like stevo from jack ass

[TheCatwoman27]

9 people drank the last moutian dew

[scorpin969]

"Put down that TV!" "Why?" "AAAWWWWWHHH!"

[73Nateman]

beastilaty b-o-o-o-o-o-y died laughing

[TheCatwoman27]

9 people turn it goats on a bad day

[TarRinion]

Lynch: come on kids, its your turn to make up a superhero, sho one out i dont give a shit

guy from crowd: DICK IN THE MOUTH MAN!

Lynch: Wait a minute, Dick in the mouth man right off the bat,. What are you, the owner of this fuckin place

[Sharpolicious]

"This is a fucking FAMILY SHOW!" lmao xD

[ThrashMetal84]

Beertit Woman ?

[SammichStorm]

Dick in the mouth man Tht is just fuckin funny lmao

[ConvictedHeart]

When Stephen asked if the girl was Jizz-troth-woman did anyone else here the guy in the back somewhere yell "YES!"?

[xj3ssica]

brb dying.

[gothguitarist666]

like this comment if you would be at the stoned table \m/('_')\m/ and im bong man. funyuns are the best

[LSUforever]

Stop or I'll .. oh fuck!

[SamDean522]

she's not jizz trought girl......or IS SHE?

[karazytim]

beer is sooooo far away