hello and welcome to the mental health helpline if you're obsessive/compulsive press 1 repeatedly if you're co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you if you have multiple personalities press 3456 if you're paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call if you're delusional press 7 and your call'll be transferred to the mother-ship if you're schizophrenic listen carefully and this fall voice will tell you which number to press...
@XXAndSomeSkittlesXX if you're depressive it doesn't matter which number you press no-one will answer you if you're dyslexic press 69696969 if you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the # key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep if you have short term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have a low self-esteem hang up all our operators are to busy to talk to you. i have had this before but these are the words he says.
I pressed 1,3,4,5,and 6...I'm not joking!!!I really could walk up and qualify as insane right now,isn't it fun being insane:)
thevicousewok 2 months ago
that was awesome!
crzwimommy 2 months ago
@TommyJ1994 whats this from i wanna get it
MrJeansy95 2 months ago
im depressed, and i was told no one will answer my call,
moore depression
and also i flagged this video for that
whatamidoing215 3 months ago
Holy shit! This is actually my ringtone!
invadergir2011 3 months ago
hahaha, this made me laugh :P
MaddiesButterflies 5 months ago
This is awesome! My new home answer phone message!
TheAssassinationPlan 5 months ago
After I heard this I immediately set it as my phone greeting.
NecroAsFuck 6 months ago
I've read this on a joke app but i never heard it in action, this is hillarious
3GUILLERMO 6 months ago
how is this offensive?
ElGoatSucker 6 months ago
how is this offensive?
gamefreak22574 6 months ago
69696969 HAHA I HAD SOMEONE DO IT FOR ME HAHA :P
1118scorpion 7 months ago 5
hello and welcome to the mental health helpline if you're obsessive/compulsive press 1 repeatedly if you're co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you if you have multiple personalities press 3456 if you're paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call if you're delusional press 7 and your call'll be transferred to the mother-ship if you're schizophrenic listen carefully and this fall voice will tell you which number to press...
XXAndSomeSkittlesXX 7 months ago
@XXAndSomeSkittlesXX if you're depressive it doesn't matter which number you press no-one will answer you if you're dyslexic press 69696969 if you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the # key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep if you have short term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have a low self-esteem hang up all our operators are to busy to talk to you. i have had this before but these are the words he says.
XXAndSomeSkittlesXX 7 months ago
i should put this on my phone. the only people who call are salesmen
Damitcartman101 1 year ago 6
Lol nice one!
TheWiilover 2 years ago
lol good
keithcoats16 2 years ago
my dad has that for his phone
LePrEcHaUnBoY123 2 years ago
got that as a ringtone
stupidtard4 2 years ago
hahaaaha
jimbob3400 2 years ago
nice
dwarftn1996 2 years ago
thx man
TommyJ1994 2 years ago
Did you win the bet?
dwarftn1996 2 years ago
no, :(:(:(
6 subscribers short
TommyJ1994 2 years ago