10,000 BC | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[TheMrMojoRisin67]

I found this movie entertaining until the very end... God, I hate Deus Ex Machina endings.

[undergrounhiph0p]

@superhuman295 da fuk?

[superhuman295]

I liked it once, but i did not want to even look at it the second time

[dvdreview1]

This movie is so bad, it makes the F**k You rating look good!!!!

[dp100eboggan]

The badass bird did exist. Cant recall the name but...

[prime465]

@dp100eboggan It think they're called Phorusrhacids. Correct me if i'm wrong.

[jayha242]

@dp100eboggan Terror Bird

[undergrounhiph0p]

@1alphasam like i sedddd bosss whoooo.. da frrruuuckkkk.. caresssssssssssssssssssss  ..???????????????

[undergrounhiph0p]

who da fuk cares? about dique the DIALOG and blah blaa put me to sleep you guys is so lame and comlain for every little thing AND yu have a white guy saying some ol bullshit as a movie rating-_- it was a good movie and the saber tooth lookd like yo mama ! perfect !

[1alphasam]

@undergrounhiph0p ughhhhhhh.....people with bad grammar......are they too lazy to fix their shit or are they retarded?

[superhuman295]

@undergrounhiph0p are you retarded?

[VengadorDorado91]

10,000 BS!

[SuperDipstick84]

If I was reviewing this movie, I'd give it a rating lower than "Some Ol' Bullshit". I'd give it a "Below Zero".

[piplup2009]

terror birds (watch primeval)

[twilightguardian]

@piplup2009 I mainly wanted to watch this movie because of they had the terror birds. I still haven't but...

[gamersixteen]

i thought it was fun

[familyoftheguy]

I think I would of left it at Rental. I liked this movie, if only because the wooly mammoths looked cool....and the main guy was hot without dreadlocks. :D

[nddlj]

Hey those aren't ostriges! They're terror birds and they were like almost the top predator of their time!

Yeah, this movie is Some Bullshit to me. I got so bored... and the saber tooth tiger was very poorly animated to be in a theatre movie like this.

[razaa09]

I liked the movie!!

[hillbilleninja]

i think "some ol bullshit" is still to high

[spillcom]

@hillbilleninja Ha Ha!

[Stitchpunk9]

@spillcom Leon - "I've seen more convincing episodes of the Flintstones" Too bloody right. The Flintstones movies were more convincing that this garbage. (head in hands) Give me strength!

BTW you guys are so great. Funny, straight to the point, you all have a great cameraderie between you and i agree with what you say most of the time. Hope you all are well and good luck to Carlyle's movie project. I hope he & it does well.

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[gmjjack]

Wow, wasn't this made by the guy that did Independence Day? His work's gone down the toilet since then...

[IchBinFedda]

How come 90% of the comments are either phrases of what the Spill crew said, or just rip off's of their opinions?

[KillaTequilla83]

@IchBinFedda Becoz thats how u get highest rated comment

[Vix847]

There was so much nonsense going on in this movie I didn't even know what it was fuckin' about. I only saw it a few months ago and all I can remember is some temple and people with golden earrings. That's it.

[WinryElric6390]

The movie was so bad I almost fell asleep on the review. Sorry guys, but the movie's THAT boring. D:

[bldki]

That movie sucked so much ass

[TheTyranex]

the otriches wer real THEY WERE PREISTORI BIRDS HAT DIED OUT AT AROUN 10,000 B AND THEYRE FAMLY NAME IS TERROR BIRDS

[44warjunkie]

leftovers from 300 is priceless Hahahaha

[rencrow]

10,000 BS

[awesomegunz]

BAKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAI

[4lifesista]

No warenpeace was played by taylor laughter -_ -*

[ImperialTexas]

Its bullcrap level is over 9,000!!!!

[HaxxorsProduction]

@ImperialTexas What 9000? That can't be right!

[Ninjasantaclause]

Those were probably dodo birds or elephant birds which were real

[RickRaptor105]

@Ninjasantaclause Those were Terror Birds and they really were that big and dangerous (only problem is they went already extinct at the beginning of the Ice Age, so humans never encountered these birds)

[OZORxORON]

I remember beginning to watch this, but I literally have no memory of the movie at all.

[SketchySpartan]

so in reality this movie didn't just suck, it was poorly written and isn't historic.

[SketchySpartan]

its actually called a saber toothed cat. they didn't get much bigger then a mountain lion.

and those killer ostriches they were real but only about 5 ft tall and lived roughly 10 to 30 million years ago.

[albedoshader]

@SketchySpartan: Some species of terror birds existed as long as until 18,000 years ago.

[SuperKingNova]

he just literally forest gump walked through ice to the pyramids

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

The "velocistrich" is much less realistic than the pterodactyls in Pterodactyl. That is a good watch, not for the squeamish either.

[spicypeanut103]

10,000 Boring as hell Central

[peppercar]

LOL - these reviews - hahaha I laff my ass off!

[lbss1238062]

the veloci-ostriches were actually real... like 30 mil years ago

[KoBrAmC2k8]

@lbss1238062 diatrima died before human existance.

[FlyingFocs]

@lbss1238062 Yeah. They're atcually called Phorusracids, and they lived in South America. By the way, what the crap was up with wooly mammoths IN THE DESERT?

[DC11961]

@DecadentDisturber Your point? He's directed a HELL of alot of other movies.

[DecadentDisturber]

Michael Bay directed this movie....

[DALEK86]

@DecadentDisturber actually it was roland emmerich. who's even worse.

[202MegaHomer202]

i liked the concept cgi sucked and actors were terrible

[TheMusicEclipse]

This movie was so boring and so historically wrong!

[TheHarryMason]

@TheMusicEclipse do you relly think it was intended to be historically right? =_= god id hate to watch conan or dragonslyer with you "DRAGONS DIDNT EXIST THIS MOVIE IS BULLSHIT"

[alexiofilms]

I loved that movie.

[TF2Fan101]

Speaking of Sky High, what did these guys think of that movie?

[ronin6401]

3:41 For the record, those are called Terror Birds actually and they did exist but only in South America and they were about half that size. Check out Walking with Prehistoric Beasts for more info.

[ronin6401]

I think this was the first movie that ever really pissed me off. I left that theater wanting to find Roland Emerich and run him over repeatedly with my car. Between the B.S. dialogue, the cliched script, the shitty directing, and the complete disregard for historical and paleo-biological fact, this movie is a great big FUCK YOU!!!!

[eathenicus]

If I were to see this on the big screen I would felt ripped off.

[IGNsucks]

so they like start off in like north america then they walk a few hundred miles and are suddenly in a tropical jungle and then a few more hundred miles and they're in egypt.....okay?

[TheHarryMason]

@IGNsucks *ahem* ITS FANTASY!! didnt you see how fast it changed from snow to jungle? the flipping CHARACTERS notice that its NOT our earth

[DXslilgangsta]

0:33 Wow, She's hot

[TheHarryMason]

this movie is a throwback to movies like One Million Years B.C and WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH its not intended to be historically accurat i love it

[ronin6401]

@TheHarryMason the difference is that those films were at least entertaining.

[spideyfan2000]

I hated this movie. To me it was pointless. The only thing that I liked was the CGI.

[bostonianful]

once again. another peace of bullshit from the crew of spillcom. i give the movie a full price.

[SquirtOutADump]

@bostonianful You just dont like spill because you are a racist.

[bostonianful]

@SquirtOutADump im not racist jackass. its not my fault that spillcom had bad taste in movies

[SquirtOutADump]

@bostonianful Oh my god youre so racist.

[bostonianful]

@SquirtOutADump Oh my god your so retarded. by the way its spelled 'your' dumbass

[SquirtOutADump]

@bostonianful bahahaha Look it man,seriously.'Your' is used for saying things like 'Is this your bike?'. 'You're' is a combination of 'you' and 'are'. Look it up so you can see how wrong you are. Actually I expect such stupidity from a stupid racist.

[bostonianful]

@SquirtOutADump i can expect more stupiity from a cocksucker like you.

[SquirtOutADump]

@bostonianful Bahahah 'stupiity'

[bostonianful]

@SquirtOutADump ha ha ha. brainless

[SquirtOutADump]

@bostonianful Says the guy that calls reviews bullshit because he doesnt agree with them.They have different opinions to you,that doesnt make them bullshit.I dont agree with all of their reviews either.

Also,calling someone brainless right after trying to give an English lesson (that was incorrect ) isnt a very smart thing to do now is it?

Its clearly you that is the idiot here.

[bostonianful]

@SquirtOutADump your right its more than smart. its genious

[SquirtOutADump]

@bostonianful Why are you so racist?

[Remoniq]

If you think about his movie as a fantasy, maybe its gets better? Atleast it worked for me.

[Jarethenator]

Well, as a prehistoric junky I have to explain that they weren't Ostriches but were infact what are called 'Terror Birds'...Which were a fairly large group of large, flightless birds...

Now, to my comment...

This movie looks at known natural, sometimes geographical, and human history and says "...Yeah...screw that shit throw EVERYTHING in there...NOW"

I mean wtf? Mammoths helping build the pyrimids?

And don't even get me started on the magic shit...

It was ok I guess but in no way realistic

[mindtree2003]

Enjoy the movie at Movie Watcher now!

[Gorillazunleashed]

10,000 BS

[cinemastupid]

snuffaluffaguy

[youssef25600]

those mamoths needed a haircut to live somewhere that hot

[105km]

Those were ment to be terror-birds. They really existed. But I agree - this movie sucked hard!

[namtar223]

that orstch with dreads is the badassest otstrich ever

[crazyknight2008]

i just didnt like the wooly mamoths being in a hot dry climate like the desert etc, didnt make sense, and one thing i must point out i wanna that brown eyed babe was mega hot

[ronin6401]

I wish I had known about his website before I saw that movie because it would have saved me 10 bucks I could have spent on a case of beer.

[thejammer91]

i think this is the first time (out of some 30 ive seen now) that i disagree...id give it a good rating but then im more interested in how it represents the past...and i dont think you can really say it inaccurate either :P but hey still funny XD

[TheHassanStudios]

i thought it was entertaining and fun to watch but i will have to give it

7.9/10

[JokerFan1138]

more like 10000 pieces of BullCrap.

[3917Monkey]

Meh I laughed low rental

[jmiester25]

dude WHY is this film in English? make it historically accurate and give them a tribal language and have the movie in subtitles, like Apocalypto

[Chig4ebele]

@jmiester25 got lazy cant come up with a convincing language

[90seffectssuck]

it needs more ecological diversity

[6rooklynBOI]

the girl wuz still SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TristanTzara100]

Thanks. I suspect your review may well be more entertaining than the film itself! Actually, that could be read as an insult - sorry. Your review was HIGHLY entertaining! One small point, those killer birds did actually exist, extraordinary as it seems. They were huge and were the top predator in some regions until smilodon came along.

[hyola]

I saw this movie. I fell asleep sometime and woke up in the end and it was still terrible and to long even at that. It was so boring, none of my brain cells were the least bit excited. What sort of prehistoric movie has girls with waxed eyebrows, shaved legs, and mascara. The story and characters and actions scenes were beyond dull. What a waste of money. It's a good think i didn't pay to see it.

[blinkzcreek123]

I actually liked this movie. I understand the characters and tribes weren't thought through the best ever, but the movie had some good scenes and the main character's did well.

I'd say 6.5/10

[TheRealTDICaitlin]

But your right. I didnt really like this movie. But how would i know-i fell asleep during the beginning and woke up at the end

[TheRealTDICaitlin]

LOL 1:57

[TheSmileyperson79]

that was some bull

hated the movie

[RullyisJRM]

Among the 10 worst movies I've ever seen. Ever. The only highlight was the voice of the dude they pulled up from under the floorboards. I couldn't stop laughing.

[shoulderkolibri]

The way they talk are hilarious: "Huff Huff, Huff Huff Huff, Huff Breh Huff." Yes we know, white supermodel caveman wants to be hero, kill elephant, and get laid, you can shut up now.

[CROSSFIRE145]

lol dredlocks

[dangermous1968]

i dont know if it was dreadlocks , it looked like they were going for that we dont have conditioner yet look. i have no explanation for the ton of makeup chick. the only thing about the movie that was interesting was the theory of how they built the piramids

[KakuKachoO]

you know, this movie was made by Roland Emmerich, and Roland Emmerich seems to love to make movies with big CG makeover. And alot of those failed except for Independence Day. Everything else was very boring and dull like Day After Tomorrow, 10000 BC, and the recent 2012

[freakasaur100]

I admire u guys soo much..I switched it after 5 minutes to the powerpuff girls.. I couldn't even stand the bad acting for longer than that, and when I saw that gradeschoolers made the backgrounds, I said fudge it

[iratsum]

2 things 1 its not a sabre thoothed tiger its a smiladon devastator . 2 the veloca birds are terror birds or gastornises . But good review none the less

[sourcemaster]

Smilodon (pronounced /ˈsmаɪlədɵn/), often called saber-toothed cat or saber-toothed tiger

[Tone202]

thanks for the info. I didn't know there was such a thing as a Smiladon devastator. But the move still sucked so bad that I never want to see it again. And don't get me wrong its not because im a black man and hate every thing about tarzan its because this move just plain sucks ass

[jbeebrylle]

I expected a lot from this movie and I turned out to be a disappointment.

[SoulRippster]

It's a terrible movie and all... but those aren't ostriches, those are Terror Birds... long extinct of course, but yeah, you would be wise to run from those...

[dsshfjjnh]

i litlery fell asleep

[ohstate411]

ok why the hell does the main charcter guy squek through out this movie it was like he was going through prubaty

[jgr9000000]

My sister has really gotten into watching a lot of movies lately and for some reason she wanted to see this because she thought it would be good. I even warned her that the reviews were horrible.... We both watched this and we (mostly me) laughed through the whole thing because of how stupid it was and how retarded the dialogue was. XD... for that I'm not entirely sure if I actually entirely regret watching it. XD

[OliverRobertVale]

lol they looked more like dodos :P

[togio100]

the effects for this flick sucked.

The mammoth's hair was really wiry and had no weight, and that saber-toothed tiger walked as though it could float. And those birds never really meshed well with the environment they were in

[ItsEgil]

Or like in the movie Valkyrie. In the beginning, they spoke a German language. Then, it changed to English. You knew that they actually spoke German when it happened. They actually spoke German but it was translated to English. It was good a movie. Alot of action. The dialogue was fine, too. They're cavemen, come on.

[ItsEgil]

I thought the movie was great, even thought it was inaccurate. For the people who say "It's retarded because it doesn't make sense.", go fuck yourself. It's just a movie, get over it. If you only think that movies that are accurate are great, you must be a dull guy. And maybe the cavemen didn't speak English. But it was translated to English. Like in Disney's Tarzan. The gorillas spoke gorilla and it was translated to English so you didn't have to read subtitles. You knew they didn't speak Eng.

[Invincible5972]

This is Some Ol' Bulls**t!

[Invincible5972]

This is so bad,I had to fast forward through it.

[slykeener]

I had this movie but I $@#%^*& lost it. $^(^

[Psychicnoah]

WTF?!? Killer ostriches? The F**K are the dreadlocked hippies coming to?

[Psychicnoah]

Sabre-toothed FAGER!

[REuVEIW]

this movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

[meesasquall]

this movie could have been sooo much more

extremely low rental teetering on the edge of bullshit

[arnarXx]

DUDE,this movie was fantastic..all movie critics rate movies that are GOOD but they give it a BAD rating..

[metabollica]

I think it's ok, but it's so historical inaccurate and had so bad dialogue you almost feel asleep. Even though the special effects is awesome and the acting is working. I'd give it a rental.

[maze093killa]

were the fuck did the cave man actually learn to speak english?

this movie is so fucking retarted!!

[lupivdaman]

10,000 BC, the BC stands for BULLCRAP

[The1000masterblaster]

@lupivdaman, you mean 10,000 POUNDS OF BULLCRAP!!!

[piepotatosandturtles]

1:58 ha ha ha fuck!

[baronvg]

This is one of the funniest reviews of this movie I've ever seen!

[MusicalMaiden92]

The movie had a really good story concept, I liked it very much. But like the reviewers say, could've had more work on it and stuff. Special effects good and all but there was a few unanswered questions or stome things that should've been more in depth. I was actually expecting a Star Wars moment when that "god" appeared.  For some reason, I thought it was D'Leh's dad. Star Wars stuck to me the whole time. lol

[MajinBmag]

SOME OLE BULLS**T

[theaha0]

i give it some old bullshit

[coyotefever105]

I'm with Korey with the same reasons. Low rental!

[calenorumbero]

dude i had never heard of this critics before but they are RIGHT in everything so far they have judged all the bad movies bad and good movies good not like some other retards.

go spill!!

this movie sucked dead elephant dreadlocks!!

[Flynina]

mulatto tribe

[Pooky1991]

LOL To think at one point I actually wanted to see this in theatres. I'll wait till its on OnDemand and see how bad it is.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

1:18 he sounds like hes choking on a burnt french frie

[XCxOxDx4X]

the saber tooth I think didn't look bad in this video but in the movie it looked pretty bad.

[hentia2]

Lmao, that really was a bad movie

[REALLIFEtheGAME]

Hey, motherfuckas who is writting comments on here all the time because you dont got a life.

Listen this movie is a "what if" movie ..... you stupid faggots ... come on I wanna see your movies. Didnt do one .. then fuck yourself. Titanic's romance between jack & rose wasn't true too ... so fuck history for now. Its just a movie .. get a life

[Epic0fear0]

Titanic wasn't real???? NOOOOOO *pulls trigger*

[ninjawraith17]

"From the directors of Independence Day"

Because that was our only somewhat success movie.

I REALLY wanted this film to be good. BUT NOOO we need the same terrible dialogue, boring story, and historical inaccuracy. This could have brought back prehistoric movies, but NOOO we need the first hero bullcrap storyline.

He's not a hero. The only reason he goes after them in the first place is to save his woman! An uprising was going to the same place he was and they just needed a bad actor to help.

[TennisMadkk8]

The film has got the history all wrong!!!

[damgirl69]

who gives a fuck if its history wrong if we did every thing to history it would suck

[PresidentOfWar]

some ol bullshit

some ol bullshit

some ol bullshit

fuck you!

dont watch it

not even for free

[EPICwarrior011]

This movie is dumb.

[TheDrunkenCelt]

Prehistoric times sucked ass

[07liberian]

Nyqyl PM LOL

[7m28]

this shit is so wack. All kinds of crap is mixed up in this blender of shit

[R2R3L4]

Rental for me.

[capedclown]

if the movie was in a foriegn language.. it would've been vicious

[wonderwhix]

10 000 Bullshit Cunts...

[LadyOFtheAltar]

i like the movie... lolz it was very predictable... though i just liked it, it was worth the money.

[DeathNoteKidJ]

Actually it was a prehistoric preditorial bird that was twice the size of the avreage male ostrich

[BloodReaperZ]

Yep, they did exist. Heck once THEY were the top predators when mammals were still getting into the swing of things after the Dino's died.

But for this movie, Rental

[cutelilldeadgirl]

they make the traillors for these movies look so good but they acctully suck ass

[sdsdsd1222]

When we saw it we made fun of it the whole time. There was an actual good part in the movie, it was when the bad guy got stabbed and kept rolling down the stairs. How long he rolls down the stairs is ridiculous . I laughed my ass off during that part. :D

[Wh1teL1ghtinn]

this movie is ok. i mean i dont regret seeing it.

Year One is still better IMO.

i give it a 2 out of 5

[giveyou69]

I dont get the sabertooth scene getting past the editing room?

[RaikenXion]

Even the original 1960s, 6 million BC was better than this film, at least they talked caveman talk in that film, which was more accurate. In this drab, standard, Hollywood piece of shit, the characters look too stylish and talk English how fucking stupid.

[ninjawraith17]

even if the creatures were a turtle, iguana, and tarantula.

[RaikenXion]

Yeah! even if the old one used those, and had bad effects, It was the 60s. People didnt know as much as we know today, this film needed to stop being so (Hollywood) conscious of itself. It could have been alot better.

[HaloPwner164]

i turned emo for 10 minutes after watching that movie i didnt want to live anymore

[ladybedazzled]

lmao

[ohstate411]

when i saw this movie in theaters i walked out in the first 20 minutes this movie sucked me and my friends we asked for a reund and we got it

[MikeBA10]

dude, i rented it on dvd. Watched the first 25 minutes, took it back to the video store. They asked why i was back so early and I said, "this movie sucks." I got a refund. =)

[superstar4888]

lol nice

[Deathhawken]

that "ostrich" is known as a terrorbird.

[DIRECTHALO666]

lol at least someone knows history