I Washed My Hands!

[Vleader001]

You're all missing the point. This video is a criticism of the habitual ritual of hand-washing. As George Carlin perfectly put it, "There are only 4 places that you should keep clean: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth."

On a side note, the only time I wash my hands during a bathroom adventure is when I shit on them.

[BackyardDomination]

@Vleader001 lol bathroom adventure:D

[DMHagwood]

@Vleader001 I personally don't take a dump on my hands. I still wash them even if I only used the urinal. I hope deficating on the hands isn't a normal practice in this wold. That's gross!

[dtihkse]

lol. i hate compulsive liars

[chinhead7390]

this is basically the un funny rip off version of derrick comedy. college humor. look that up and tell me im wrong. their skits are so much funnier then this shit.

[americanman911]

@chinhead7390 idk i think there pretty funny derrick comedy isnt tht great tho he can rap but not that funny

[asiagal101112]

RETARD

[Detiminator]

The water looked dirtier after she put her hands in...

[epicjess]

That water was already dirty as crap. xD

[hyperactivemonkey95]

I don't think she washed her hands.

[Marcolopolis4]

why don't these vids have more views? ive always wondered that

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

haha

[braktuun]

him: can we please talk about something else

her:  like what?!

[sniprgamr]

this is like stuff you dont talk about, but are always paranoid about...

[bartman1337]

@sniprgamr just you bud

[NarutoUzumaki28]

rofl!!! for the record i washed my hands *puts hand in water* drink it my hands are clean

[mattjsrules]

Hilarious!

[summerdowling87]

Gross-lol

[MsPattybear]

Well....that was better than Zombie girlfriend

[karolsoda]

crack is wack

[jullie400]

She didn't wash her hands.

[seenaroxon]

That was amazing! I don't remember the last time I laughed like that! My favorite vid I've seen so far from you guys. Thanks so much! I laughed SO hard, and I really needed it. (Probably because it reminds me of myself... not sure.)

[21eduj]

that was more scary than funny

[killerjuggalo2]

the results of a lil acid and crack

[ladyandashley76]

i laughed so hard a fell over

[donotgettmeseriously]

why didn't he hit her in the head?

[hellbo40]

lol i bet shes 1 knocked up emberrised bitch

[lexxypexxy]

she probably has a case of OCD

[saddasdas2]

TOTALLY like the mom from malcom in the middle!

[DAMRENSNUTS]

yes indeed

[smiledas100]

she really didnt wash them...i know

[InfuserGod]

Well that's one way to totally ruin a date. O_o

[mantisbh]

no really she likes to put poo and pee on her hands and then lick them.... Nice

[arockalypse000]

damn drugs does destroy xD

[lostbord999]

what a bitch

[saddasdas2]

that girl looks like the mom from malcom in the middle! anyone agree?

[littleglonia]

agree, but without the hair though

[Unicorn0830]

i do but she would look more like her if she had a longer head

[xiaorongcheng]

lol

[skater4lyfalso]

EPIC LOL

[imacutebutton7]

i really liked this one it reminded me of my bf

hahaha

[GamerUnleashed]

"I don't think I washed m hands?!" * facepalm *

[KiplingCI]

I had a blind date like that once...

[GravyBoats37]

lol

[ekvaproductions]

Its really funny! but i kinda felt like punching that girl in the face!

[thekskill]

loved this one.

[TwistedFateFilms]

Excellent. Love Birds. I washed my hands there, too, once.

[mluna304]

sucks

[HardcoreXcmer]

That was utterly ridiculous...lol

[MoonCounty]

I like to this she didn't actually wash her hands, and that she's just a compulsive liar who takes each lie way too far.

[rendyrandy]

what a crazy woman

[iLyykMuzik]

That wasn't very good =/ You guys have done much better.

[0justBETHANY]

haha! crazy lady!.... i probably would have said the same thing haha jk. but i wouldn't have taken it that far lol

[noyeska]

Funny premise, great start. As per usual, too long and taken too far.

[hughtub]

Yeah funny still but should have been cut down to a minute.

[EMfusion]

that was strange lol 5 stars !

[BeeftrainIncident]

I never wash my hands. Even if I pee or poo on them.

Another good sketch guys.

[electronica1985]

LOL! That was amazing.

[Andrewwalker121]

Not your best vid but will still give it a 5 star

[timabad]

:)

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[vtchung]

not funny

[hottubmolly]

when approached with the question "that was fast did you have time to wash up?"

im like "no, but thats ok cuz i didnt wipe or flush for that matter."

[AdroitFilms]

Craazyy.... bitch. :p

[andyandymax]

LOL! I have to admire the patience of this guy. If that were my date, I'd be outta there by 0:50, about the time she stuck her hands in the cup of water. I mean, this is one obsessed woman!

[TarnDarkBlade72]

Ahahah Good one! =D

[eeelonie]

lmao this is great

[rifleofdoom]

LOL

[ethteck]

I actually really like this. Call me crazy.

[AwesomeCoolDudeSweet]

not that funny

[drsmit8]

Reminds me of my mom...

[kttrizzy]

wait, did she wash her hands?

[theSonicYouth]

IIIIII'm not sure... I mean, it's clear that she didn't pee or poo, but I don't recall her mentioning washing her hands.

Was that Ethan Suplee at 1:59 ?

[FjJustin]

FIRST

[ethteck]

Not even close.

[kevinbrueck]

This is an accurate depiction of women in LA...........crazy.

[JennyBurke33]

lol

[TheMagicTard]

oh.

[mookie32155]

1st

[EvanFSB]

awkward...