Daniel Tosh Effinfunny Stand Up - Michael Vick's Dilemma

[Bizazah]

Its satire comedy knuckleheads simmer down a little bit.

[dav1dwi1s0n]

i don't think too many of the audience knew who he was.

[SuFamiChalmers]

Awesome Benoit joke

[ztraina24]

He's not gay he likes to fuck with people

[LadyRaynesleigh91]

@ztraina24 haha Exactly.

[NickCarefoot]

Listen to you fucking losers on youtube go to his show with a 2500 call girl and see him turn that shit down. Does that sound fake?

[BionicTurtleWizard]

Nothing wrong with a little dark comedy! :D

[Misterbiggs1]

My GOD hes such a douchebag!

Why is he so funny!? :(

[anurek123]

i think he is too funny to be gay!! so not gay!

[hellaawsm666]

Lmfao, it's been 4 years? Is it okay for Chris Benoit Jokes already?

[superduperp00per1]

he's not gay

[johnson1095]

i miss you Chris Benoit :(

[lithiumkc8]

@johnson1095 Didnt he also do his special move on his kid?

[KristanMaree]

Is this earlier stuff?

[Sugarr111]

IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON , i WANNA SEE THEM SCRAMBLE:D LMFAO

[movieaddict19]

nrcboxers, I never said judges were any better u stupid piece of shit but if ur still rooting for Vick then I hope u and him crash into each other going 100 miles an hour so there will be 2 less fuckwads on this planet

[movieaddict19]

Vick is a piece of shit and so is anyone who still roots for him

[nrcboxers]

@movieaddict19 Judges kill deers so fuck u they are all bad

[NicholasRiley1]

@nrcboxers deer is the plural form of the word

[mrtundra45]

i hate cats...........

[AlfieVanPatrick]

sooooooooo unfunny

[PervasiveFire]

Boy that's funny the chair force is ok (great at making coffee) and the marines are ok (muscles are required intelligence not excpected) the navy is just gay lol army is where it's at

[oFlamesz]

@PervasiveFire dude, the navy seals are the MOST highly trained of all the branches of the military. Are you dumb? The Recons and the Green Berets are very strong compared to their main branches but the Navy SEAL training program is the most intensive training program know to man. Get your shit straight dude.

[ambasa013]

107 people dislike this video

[siriusblakk]

@MaxANDCheeze yes he is

[nandacomedy]

Hey guys I'm a fairly new comic,

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[DClaBarraBrava]

dogs taste good

[lj23kb24AS]

Daniel tosh stand up was filmed in front of a live ostrich (family guy)

[easportselite22]

Daniel Tosh has gotten more pussy than all you haters. ;) He is very metrosexual though.

[CanItAlready]

Hmm. Scott Peterson is on death row. With no physical evidence tying him to his crime. And there was no dog involved.

And the Benoit joke was in poor taste. That was yet another "father/husband" who killed his wife AND child. Chris Benoit should have jumped off a bridge BEFORE killing his family. And he killed his own joke by referencing Hulk Hogan's stupid hand gesture. Yes, I know more about pro wrestling than I should.

[OrangeSaint420]

dogfights are g as fuck

[UndercoverCracker]

@OrangeSaint420 I would like to stab you in the throat.

[OrangeSaint420]

@UndercoverCracker  pussy

[UndercoverCracker]

@OrangeSaint420 I would stab you in the pussy too!

[germanator300]

103 people get boners from their cats

[TheWhitestKidUKnow87]

The crows is dead. Probably because he isn't funny.

[XxMajorHaddenxX]

daniel tosh is the new adam sandler

[movieaddict19]

Tosh is the best!!

[SuperDirtyRandy]

its football season i wanna watch him scramble. lol

[17moonrose]

hes so serious... lol

[karinaloverobbie]

I heard he is hillarious but... it seems pretty boring to me. He may have joke but he does not know how to be "funny". You guys should try Russel Peters.. lol he is so funny. And, no, Im not indian

[STEELERZ34]

I feel like kickin the sit out of a cat right about now...

[ok1234go]

Ehhh. In my oppinion Tosh isnt that funny in stand up. :P But thats just me.

[TheEskimeaux]

I love how not funny Tosh is.

[ChocolateLover1005]

@MaxANDCheeze I agree.. He isn't! He has a GIRLFRIEND! and on top of that he always makes fun of gay things because he knows he isn.t/

[IM3ON3A3BOAT]

I was the first person to like this video motha fuckas!!!!

[Brojangles33]

1:14 Hello new ringtone

[Finkie147]

Who cares if he's gay. He's still funny!

[SawedShotgun]

@Finkie147 hes not gay he just acts it

[Nxownege]

@Finkie147 He is not gay

[hallc4523]

@Finkie147 is he gay? like i dont think so but i know he does gay things, but how did you know cuz its half and half for me

[coach9087]

@Finkie147 he's gay nooo or is he bi

[TheImpossibleKill]

@Finkie147 but...but but he's not gay

[stickydog480]

@Finkie147

Gay? he has a girlfriend.

[crazysolo95]

he should of gotten booed off stage he sucked dick.

[Nathaniel12411]

@crazysolo95 You're a fucking idiot. 

[crazysolo95]

@Nathaniel12411 ok?did you hear his jokes in this vid ? his show is hilarious but this video just sucked like you sucking his dick you fucking dick rider

[mrwinkwinkwink]

Did anyone hear about Fatto?

/watch?v=6E1430eHyAg

WHAT DOES HE SAY!!??

[ycomertpay]

Oh Daniel Tosh.. If I get my hands on you one day, I'm going to do very naughty things to you

. :)

[newarksgreatest]

@ycomertpay take it down a notch, slut.

[ycomertpay]

@newarksgreatest F you.

[ycomertpay]

Oh Daniel Tosh.. If I get my hands on you one day, I'm going to do very naughty things to do.. :)

[hynwa97]

Love him, but the part with Chris Benoit was totally unesccesary. (sorry if I wrote that wrong)

[contraquizzical]

No one who actually watches and enjoys comedy likes Dane Cook. Thats just science, one negates the other.

[ckboy05]

i bet no more wrestlers wives accuse their husbands of having a fake job

[jakswold]

I think Dane Cook has the same fans as Justin Bieber: dumbass 12 year old girls.

[chaiya25]

I like this guy coz hes cool and relaxed but this isnt that funny

[Youngandtenderable]

@cgahagan36

What you said has no humor. Dane Cook is funnier and more successful than Daniel Tosh will ever be so I guess you complimented me. Thank you sir.

Now suck my dick and make me cum you faggot nigger.

[Gr7ffin]

@Youngandtenderable go suk dane cooks dik

[captnbutternuts]

@Youngandtenderable

ha dane cook is the worst fucking comedian his success is based on dumb humorless assholes like yourself, go watch my best friends girl fag.

[300daysandnights]

@Youngandtenderable yeah but dane hasn't been in any movies lately or done any new standup specials but tosh has a constant income from his show. so though i love both comedians, tosh is more successful.

[AbortionbySuicide]

i have a boner i want to cum

[1992crimsonnoble]

Join Dynasty Warriors @ AeriaGames

[LozerChic7]

really kids? your arguing through comments? what has happened to this world.....

[AbortionbySuicide]

@Bossblack13

Hahahahah dude let me correct you. You just put in your 2 cents and I highly doubt anyone who talks like you does anything you are trying to say you do. For real though facebook/seangdoyle that's me and I will bet you 1,000,000 you are jealous of me. Nice try though.

[spazzjam669]

what has 6 arm and 6 legs and can't move? The Benoit family:)

[Sloane519]

his great delivery in my mind is what makes him one of the funniest comedians out there today

[Random0832]

He seems alot less confident then when hes on t.v

[Mrsteddyz]

haha, I wanted to kill a human today!

[HUTINAK]

People who do not know how to enjoy a comedy show: Rule #1 stop disecting the content.

Rule #2 Keep in mind these are humorous POV's and not Obama at his inauguration speech

Rule #3: If you don't know what POV is then kill yourself. You're too stupid to be on YT without a helmet

[TheEsotericDesi]

LOL! Good one...

[Youngandtenderable]

Daniel Tosh really is not funny. His jokes and humor are bland. No one is laughing in the audience theyre huh huh huh ing.

[cgahagan36]

@Youngandtenderable your just mad cause your not funny. your probably just Dane Cook in disguise.

[batow8]

@AbortionbySuicide Funny ass comment.

[AbortionbySuicide]

@chainlinkdreams

In your last words of your screen name

[cmcdowell71]

"I'll kick the sh*t outta your cat, but I'd never hurt your dog...." Truer words have never been spoken, Daniel Tosh. And for that, we thank you. :-)

[UndercoverCracker]

@cmcdowell71 I would kill you if I saw you.

[cmcdowell71]

@UndercoverCracker Bring it on "cat-lady"...I assume you are going to kill me with your fetid body-odor. Maybe kill me with your horrendously funky breath (cat people usually aren't hygenically inclined). Or maybe you would sick your legion of cats...er, house-mates and BFFs, on me. Go crawl up on your sofa, grab the bon-bons, turn on the View and shut up....douchebag.

[UndercoverCracker]

@cmcdowell71 Iserved in the Air Force...I would destroy you buddy. I love how morons like you just assume everything to feel better about themselves. I can tell you that you are wrong on every account. I love dogs too, what a shock. Your tiny pathetic brain can't grasp that I'm sure. You need to just end yourself, the world would be far better off.

[cmcdowell71]

@UndercoverCracker OMG!!!! You actually admit that you served in the Air Force....You're nothing but a glorified PUSSY. Your boot camp is like a cunt-ry club. I was/am a marine Gunnery Sargeant. You are the kind scum that we would chew up and shit before are 8 mile runs in the morning. Go back to pre-school before you get hurt. Wow, what a tool. You actually think being in the Air Force makes you tough?!?!?!?!? HA_HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[MisterChef51]

@cmcdowell71 yeah dude being in the ariforse from what ive heard is proably the easiest part of the whole military now if you became a marine im sure we'd have more respect for you

[WhenIComeAround15]

Good job Daniel Tosh , on creating so many Youtube arguements:D

[AbortionbySuicide]

@bigtuba09

You are right beyond reasonable doubt. His humor is only for the intelligent and I'm assumed to be stupid because of text I inserted on the internet.

If his jokes are targeted or just created as whatever comedy you called it that only intelligent people can comprehend then over oath I would debate with you and comedy central naked while dying to bring your intellect back to earth because obviously if you're not joking that was about the weirdest shit anyone could be serious and say.

[ChristinaLaRosa18]

Cats are better than dogs are you for real Ppl mainly Westerns like dogs cause theyre submissive,stupid and loyal. YOu can get a dog to anything sit down boy,roll over,attack that person,eat doo doo A dog is somehow mentally handicap. A Cat has a much higher IQ theyre not sheeps that will do anything that theyre boss says them to do theyre independent they think for themselves. Dogs are overrated they drool theyre dirrty While Cats are more clean and graceful. 

[Volf99]

@ChristinaLaRosa18 Hey asshole! He's talking about forcing dogs to train and fight to the death, as well as mentioning a WWE wrestler who killed his wife, child and then himself, and you posting a shit comment about cats being better than dogs? Are you kidding me?

[AbortionbySuicide]

@kil1aklown

You are a faggot nigger and should die fuck stupid niggers

@Bossblack13

I wanna suck your faggot dick you are a nigger faggot dog father

[Bossblack13]

@AbortionbySuicide oh shit an INTERNET NERD! While you're throwing your two cents in on peoples comments I'm getting pussy and making money. BY HATA

[Friotx78]

@AbortionbySuicide I've seen you commenting on more then one video of daniel tosh, get a life.

[bigtuba09]

@AbortionbySuicide Its not funny to you because its called high-brow humor(Comedy for an intelligent audience). I bet you watch comedy waiting for the people in the audience to laugh before you do.

[chainlinkdreams]

@AbortionbySuicide you should practice the last word in your screen name a little more!

[strawberrydejavu]

...i like cats

[spiderman13913]

"id kick the shit outta your cat but not a doog???" hahahaha

[smartAlec003]

that audience sucks

[IIF4LLENxANGELII]

his charisma on stage now is so much better and makes the act so much more entertaining.

[tj001231]

@IIF4LLENxANGELII thats exactly what i was thinking lol

[ActiveAirForce14]

@Bossblack13 your welcome for your freedom dickhead

[dieselskyy]

MICHAEL VICK SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOREVER....

[Bossblack13]

@dieselskyy Vick didnt kill or fight dogs the people he left charge of the bizznes did, why you think they hit him with a conspiracy charge? Get your facts staright, besides Bush sent thousands of troops to die for a rich mans profit..OIL

[gforce5454]

@Bossblack13 All i care about is that he is back playing football, but if you really believe that he didn't fight and kill dogs and/or he didn't know that is what was going on you're an idiot. You probably believe OJ is innocent too. smh Do the world a favor and don't procreate

[Bossblack13]

@gforce5454 Dumb ass he didnt fight the damn dogs, that was already proven, why you think they hit him with conspiracy? The lead detective said there was no evidence of his involvement other than he was the owner of Kennel, how about you do your research before you start talking. And if OJ with them bad ass knees killed a boy whos 12yrs younger than him and the other crackhead bitch with him, than they deserved to die. How you let OJ with them bad ass knees slit your throat? get outta here!

[kil1aklown]

@Bossblack13 you sir a stereotypical nigger. 

[Bossblack13]

@kil1aklown calling me a nigger and saying im a sterotypical person?? Wow, look you lil 14 year old, SUCK A DICK WITH AIDS AND DIE SLOW! Talking big shit while hiding behind a computer monitor, clown ass cracker

[tornadomad]

@Bossblack13 calm down, little kid. what are you, 12? "SUCK A DICK WITH AIDS AND DIE SLOW!" is just as immature as calling someone a nigger.

[tornadomad]

@Bossblack13 You called him a cracker, are you saying racism is bad but hypocrisy is good? No use explaining it to you because you are a very stereotypical black man. And stupid. The 1950's wasn't the "nigger" era. 1776-1861 was the Negro slavery era. The 1950's was sharecropping and that was all by choice. And I know it's not the "19550s" because they haven't happened yet. Are you saying that in 17539 years the word nigger will be in Caucasian vernacular? You ARE being a nigger, so get over it.

[tornadomad]

@Bossblack13 You're still being a fucking hypocrite. If I met you face to face, I'd say the same thing. I'm not a coward. You need to fuckin check yourself. I'm an internet nerd? Are you trying to sound black on purpose to cover for the fact that you're actually a 14 year old white kid who doesn't know shit about history? If you know math, you're smart. If you don't, you're not cool, you're just fucking stupid. Go read a book and also, whites CAN say whatever they want. 1st amendment, asshole.

[tornadomad]

@Bossblack13 So I'm just gonna go on the impression you've given me here. You, Bossblack13, are actually a 14yr old white kid who thinks people who know math and history are nerds. I bet you're probably the loser in school too, huh? And you think posing on the internet as an uneducated black man will make people like you, right? Well you're wrong. you should go outside, get some fresh air, and make some real friends. Peace, nigga.

[ilovemcr863]

@Bossblack13 dont mean to interupt here but im damn tired of all this crying poormouth shit for black ppl. some are more racists than whites so stfu. oh nd let me remind you that whites didnt kidnap africans for slaves.... africans sold there own kin to european powers. so they got no one to blame but there own ancestors

[ilovemcr863]

@Bossblack13 maybe i wanted to put my two cents in ...thers not alot u can do to prevent that asshole. and im pretty done with this so all i have to say is your wrong ...kay? im in a history class right now aaaand thats not how it went down douchebag so uhm have a nice time constantly arguing with people on youtube ... im gonna go back to my life now buh bye :]

[Bossblack13]

@ilovemcr863 I was not arguing with anyone you're the one who made the comment i responded. And we all know American History does not tell the full story of American History. you ask your professor if what i said was false. Textbooks are designed to me the criteria of curriculum. in order for you to find out the truth you must do estended research meaning reading in other text. I'm not mad nor arguing but don't get caught up in what school textbooks say. Shit Lupe will tell you that

[1994christhomas]

@Bossblack13 stfu

[1994christhomas]

@ilovemcr863 stfu

[Volf99]

@Bossblack13 I was reading the comments and the destruction between you and gforce5454. Both of you had your points, but are you serious about that OJ comment? I'm not referring to whether or not he is guilt of murder, but if he did commit the act are you saying he's justified in doing so because HIS WIFE and the guy 12yrs younger couldn't stop him from killing them? By THAT "logic", did Rodney King deserve to get beaten up by the cops because he could not stop them? NO, he didn't deserve that.

[Bossblack13]

@Volf99 What? HAHA It was a joke! You can't compare Rodney King getting beat by 4 cops to the OJ statement. OJ is one person with bad knees, how you let some old guy with bad knees stabb and kill two people? What do you think OJ is some Nija Samurai?? LOL. And if OJ did do it, why did Ferman tamper with evidence and plant shit? OJ son killed them people, I truly believe that. But info came out that your boy Goldman was tied up in some debt with a Mob member. Do your research you'll see it

[rockinout4life31]

@dieselskyy shut up

[hiitsyourmother]

is this in his basement...

[militarypunk87]

He's a nigger!

[Bossblack13]

@militarypunk87 and you're a 12 yr old that beats his meat

[DavidHigginsJr1990]

I wish people would get over Vick already it happened and 2 years later it's old news so go watch more tosh.0 :)

[MixParkProductions]

"Daniel Tosh Fan Suicide Video" is the next great viewer video on Tosh.O!!!!

[happyheadedno1]

@1800LAZERFACE Whats that?

[cofferson]

/watch?v=gVAnQa_eVis

pass it on, found this and thought it was an interesting thing to do :p

[batboyjhg]

We need more Vick's in the world. There's way too many dogs running around right now.

[smoothjester07]

@batboyjhg hahaha

[jammoutlv]

Uhm, if you get your rocks off by torturing animals, you ARE a bad person, playing good football doesn't make up for it. If you think it does, you're a POS too.

[singapore7773]

@jammoutlv Michael Vick is not a POS, He is a country boy, country boys and city boys are way different

[NamezJamez007]

@singapore7773 not all of em. i hang with both. dope kids in both areas.

[NickyDubz0125]

@QN5isincredible I'm refer to people botching about Vick being a bad person not tosh's bit

[NickyDubz0125]

we are still talking about mike vick? o hey 2008 havnt seen ya in a while

[QN5isincredible]

@NickyDubz0125 You do realize he did this joke in 2008 right? Every video on the internet wasn't uploaded today.

[GranderValues]

@NickyDubz0125 do you think this user is a wizard? uploading a joke from 2011 in 2008?

[randycolvin]

I can't wait to see Michael Vick drag the Eagles down to being the worst team in football. His 15 minutes are up.

[mlb44runamuk]

@randycolvin shut the fuck up, Vick carried the Eagles this year. He did better than Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, And Bret Favre...so what he fucked up, did you ever do something illegal? yeah, learn your shit.

[ogWolf131]

@mlb44runamuk no i have never done anything evil and horrible in my life.i hope he dies on the field.what a piece of trash.he totrutres and murders mans best friend for fun.

[blastweather]

@ogWolf131 well who cares he is a successful football player playing the hardest postion there is to play in sports at quarterback and he doesnt just play it he perfected it and you can believe me or not he has changed and he will succeed in his 2nd chance in the nfl and their is nothing you can say to stop him from dominating the nfl on a weekly basis.......MIKE VICK > random hater on youtube.....nuff said,stings doesnt it

[ender003]

@blastweather Yeah, who cares if he tortured animals, he's good at playing a stupid game! Duuuur!

[blastweather]

@ender003 exactly who cares not me its over

[akimboassassin95]

@ender003 herr durr durp

[goardo5]

@randycolvin  -- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE!!

[iPOWN5]

CASUAL JACKEETTTS! atta boy D!

[vincentmansell]

1:08 his jacket is ripped..right at the armpit..lolll

[Sickness687]

DOES THT FEEL FAKE BITCH?

[drewdude342]

YOUR ASS NOT OURS* you loser F*uck

[drewdude342]

not funny at all, your a fucking dumbass and if you saw michael vick 1 on 1, he's beat our ass for this pathetic video you fucking pussy

[harmfulhazard]

@drewdude342 Yeah right, he'd just go choke out your dog instead.

[mferguson1281]

@drewdude342 it's called comedy you dumbass.

[sportsfan10689]

@mferguson1281

I totally agree. You need to shut the hell up drew. Tosh is one of the funniest comedians out there today. He says it how it is. If you watch "Completely Serious" and do not laugh, something is wrong with you. Michael Vick is a bitch anyways.

[nashwalker7]

So funny but o so true maybe if mike would have done anything else he would not have had to go to hell and back. So frustrating to see so many people hating on this guy like he committed rape.

[Warlordx91]

this stand up was done at a small comedy club, hence why it sounds like there is only 2 people there, the audience doesnt have microphones like the big comedy clubs

[thenfm]

keeping bitches in check: MANHOOD101. COM

[StaleDonutPictures]

I hate cats too.

[ilovetoastymedia]

I love how he's so serious when he is like being funny. And also how he looks in random places and never at the camera. (:

[MrPixlCrushr]

I like Chris Benoit jokes, Tosh.

[SurgeCess]

@MrPixlCrushr LOL, yes, I love those too, its sick I know but they really get me going.