How to Cuss in Spanish

[AllUrAverageBullshit]

you forgot one:

cunt

[DeathMetalEmoGuy]

Hey,  if I gotta speak the beaner language, may as well have fun with it ;D

[maijalang]

This is badly translated and poorly spelled spanish.

[gorillaztheman]

Hahaha water boy reference

[parodychic101]

Thx!

[screwujustinbieber]

i am so using this a school

[Konluv4ever]

HAHAHAH!!! Go eat shit and die... What's up with that?

[brkcustoms]

the english voice cracked me up :)

[DesdeHolanda]

Omg.. almost all the sentences are wrong spelled..

[Centaurian0190]

"EAT SHIT AND DIE" LOL, DUKE NUKEM REFERENCE

[dandotreillydot42058]

Me gusta chinga tu sacapuntas de lapiz

understand my spanish?

[sandybran]

dot say comeme , come mierda y muerete these is incorrect and chingado is like when you say fuck ,like when you messed up on something ....chingado.

And go fuck yourself is vete a la chingada and can apply on get the fuck out of here too...kiss my ass - besame el culo no mi culo . we dont use piss on you .. and is chupame la no chupa mi .

[MrCudda234]

on eat shit and die it is not como, como is telling yourself to eat shit, it is comes

[JuliaC96]

Jodete is fuck

Stupid culo lol

[0yaherdme1]

incorrect fuck you means "jodete"

[tinagolson]

@0yaherdme1 depende de donde vienes

[mjrulez554]

LOL!!!

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

chingado means fuck you? wouldn't it mean "fucked"?

[JoshuaTaylor1992]

oh my god haha XD make sure you don't say como mierda like it has shown. that means I eat shit hahaha

[yomieowns]

chingas tu madra

[banerplayboy]

piece of shit=pedazo de mierda,dickhead=cabeza de verga=shit face= cara de mierda,badass=cabron,foo=wey or we. we mexican use it a lot,no mames means dont suck and it means no way but  in vulgar way=D we say it a lot " no ma" means no mames it's the short form " no manches" it's tha same but this one is the inofensive wey of say " NO MAMES" que pedo?(fart) means whats up? but in vulgar way and there's more bad words but im tired

[banerplayboy]

son of a bitch=hijo de (una)perra a it's not use in spanish ,son of a whore=hijo de puta,ass=culo,tits=tetas ,asshole(oyo del culo) fundillo,fart=pedo,fuck=cojer (only in mexico) quiero cojerte por el culo=i wanna fuck u by ur ass ,i dont give a shit(no doy una mierda) doesnt make sense in spanish literally but it means "me vale mierda" or me vale verga or me vale madrez ,cum=mecos or semen shit=mierda,caca or cagada

[banerplayboy]

este video es una mierda mierda= shit

fuck u= chingate,jodete fuckur mother= chinga tu madre , go to shit=vete a la mierda, vete a la verga (verga=dick) go fuck ur mother= vete a chingar a tu madre, suck my dick=mamame or chupame la verga ,pussy=pucha (female) pussy (gay)=maricon fag=joto blowjob=mamada handjob=chaqueta bitch=perra, slut=zorra,whore=puta,motherfu­cker =cojemadres it doesnt make sense in spanish literally

[XJorgeLorenzoSpain1X]

@sean21 The Spanish language was "born" in Basque lands in northern Spain when the Basques and the Romans who were livin in harmony came up with it

[TheGreenday42]

this is fucken funny said javi55perez

[brandonskimz]

Hahahaha, this is the funniest shit ever. I haven't had a good laugh like this in or about spanish since my cuban friend broke his arm lmfaoo.

[Fucklesticks]

This is mexican cussing, many of the words used here don't mean anything outside of Mexico...

[Mangasketch1]

I'm not sure verga is a mexican word...I am from el salvador and we use that word all the time,I heard that Guatemala and Argentina use that word as well.

[serginietor]

that ain't spanish, that's more mexican kind of spanish

[JayBby2468]

Haaa , pendejo (:

[CatGameDaiyE]

Chúpame el pito. Is that accurate for 'suck my dick?'

[serginietor]

@CatGameDaiyE lol, just say "CHUPAMELA" or chupame la polla

[CatGameDaiyE]

@serginietor 'Suck the chicken?' As in rooster/COCK? And maybe 'pito' is more the proper term like 'penis' in English?

[serginietor]

@CatGameDaiyE yes, i know, but believe me, saying "pito" you'll look like a 5 year old boy, if you want to say dick, it is polla, even though it means female chicken.

guess it's the same with english, johnson is a way for saying dick but it really is a surname..

penis in spanish would be "pene"

[CatGameDaiyE]

@serginietor I'm glad you corrected me! 'Chapame el pito' would be like saying 'Suck my Wiener' in English basically!

Wiener = American child's word for penis

[serginietor]

@CatGameDaiyE lol, kind of,

anyway, in spanish, more than in english, there are a whole lot of word for dick, there is even a song with all of them

"rabo, nabo, picha, polla, tranca, pija, verga, chorra.

con la porra, pito, mango, cipote, pilila, minga, badajo"

yeah, that's the chorus..

[CatGameDaiyE]

@serginietor That's awesome, what's that song called? Who does it?

[serginietor]

@CatGameDaiyE it's called "tiene nombres mil" by a guy called leonardo dantes

[teencantareggaeton]

LOL

[xpherx]

@BBboykh Dude i didn't said "VIERGE" so duhh D:

and i said it because that's how they say it on the video! pshh.

I don't suck at spanish you douchebag! My main language is spanish :S

Primero lee bien lo que dice y luego te pones a criticar!

[greengummybear21]

LMFAO 0:04 - 1:01

[SarinaJacksonx3]

LMFAOOOO THE ENGLISH GUY HAS A FUNNY VOICE

[joesr31]

ok....i will only remember 1 chingado....easiest one

[lillstephens]

ha that rocks

[tingalingsensation]

Hahaha, the english guy is hilarious. xD

[Metepunk]

jajajaj la verdad estuvo genial si quieres te ayudo un poquito :)

[michaelballack]

this is mexican Spanish... you should change the title!

[MCJay2daSun]

caribbeans say jodete for fuck you. and u can say "Y que te jodes tambien" go fuck yourself as well...eh lose translation LOL 

[mikeymike1960]

shits all wrong!

[rajel2006]

Full of mistakes! 

[goldenstatefan23]

@enelyyy caiete viete a la chingada were not the only ones who speak spanish dumb ass

[clubcrunker956]

chinga tu madre is funny as hell in spanish hahaha

[luifer247]

This is only with mexican accent! but we understand very good lol.

[taylorboy57]

this is not spanish from mexico or spain is it?

[MCJay2daSun]

@taylorboy57 idk if that was supposed to be sarcasm. but that is mexican chingar y verga are mexican words...

[zat1]

A better title: How to cuss (badly) in Mexican.

[jhardknox]

yes! dirty asian!

[CrazyRiddler13]

how come every stupid american think that only mexicans speak spanish

fucking dumbass rednecks

a mistake was verga not vierga

[LuckyCharms432]

@CrazyRiddler13 Not every American thinks that. If they do think that they are idiots and you shouldn't waste your time with them.

[Lunarmoonbase2]

@CrazyRiddler13 If you can already speak this language, then why are you watching a video for beginners? Pendejo!!!

[Peach64DS]

Caiete el Pinche' sico

[enelyyy]

Mexican shit

[ezsnoop]

half of these arent right, and they're all spelled wrong, use at ur own risk

[BlueSkylar92]

lol so bluntly : eat shit and die

[MizJohanaah]

ahahahahahah

[whatheal]

mexican translated xD

[BGDD27]

the translator is saying jodale is fuck you

[masterhans12]

Miate en tu mismo? who the fuck made this crap.........

[XpervertodoX]

This should be called "How to cuss in Mexican"

[MadZombie14]

@XpervertodoX wow thats not racist at all

[cjdallas21]

That is  not Spanish. That is Mexican

[cutesugerfree]

love this (L) haha! more words please

[djloot916]

is that Kevin Spacey saying the English words???

[Mr1549thomas]

LOL so funny!

[LaDiiScorPiiO]

lmfaoooo Me Gusta

[yairz]

callate el pinche o sico?? jaja o el hocico... no mames si un cabron says to me eat shit and die me voy a morir de la risa y a darle 5 pesos jajajajaja, y go fuck your self, vete a chingate, jajajaja como ellos dicen I, u, he she it, you ww the run jajaja poniendo una puta "s" a los personales ya cren que es la misma mamada en español..........

[BBboykh]

@yairz Shut the fucking or musician? haha or the snout ... no mames cabron if one says to me eat shit and die I will die of laughter and give 5 pesos jajajajaja, and go fuck your self, go and fuck you, hahahaha as they say I, u, she have it, you ww hahaha making the run a whore "s" to personal and Cren which is the same in Spanish blowjob ..........

[yairz]

@BBboykh men.it can be translate just like this. it is like translate a song in many diferent languages...it-loses the sense.... jajajaj

[yairz]

@yairz can not---finger mistake sorry it is can not.......

[magdalenacastellon]

jajjajajajajjjjajjjjajaajaj fuck good jajjaa!!

[pstogg]

que groso el de este video jaja

[xpherx]

chupa mi VIERGA! wtf is that? jajajaja xD

andate a la concha de tu madre D:

ehh coño de mierda la pijaa!

haha mm im mex btw

[BBboykh]

@xpherx suck my VIERGE! wtf is that? xD jajajaja Andate the shell of your mother D: ehh pussy fucking dick! u suck at spanish

[CatGameDaiyE]

@xpherx The 'suck my dick' is inaccurate for the Spanish? How would you say it?

[WachaDrop]

0:31 lmao!

[kamalii1000]

these words arent even spelled right????? and some words for example "piche" are not used in all latin speaking. only in mexico i belive. am from puertarico... things are spokien a bit different. of corse now i live in hawaii. sory if english is not spelt riht still learning proper english! but im trying and i no im alsomst ther!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andiie02]

First, many words are incorrect, second this spanish is just for Mexico, for example the words "pinche" "chingar" are only used here in Mexico, not in all Latin America and Spain.

[dyaakov]

wroooong, bad translation:

i you wanna cunt you can try this:

hijo de puta (hijoe puta): son of a bitch

conshetumadre: mother fucker

andate a la chucha/cresta/conshetumadre: fuck you

ke weá / ke chucha: what the fuck?

[ratonL]

@dyaakov Así se dice en Chile ¿no?...interesante...

[ilovehippiez]

Haha VESA me culo I will say that every day

[Bboysuperstar554]

Somebody is gonna get dis

[TheYellowDust]

But that's mexican!

[andrespacol]

MEXICAN: SADLY MEXICO contains the largest population of Spanish speakers BUT they only use about half of its rich vocabulary AND it is internationally normal not to understand what the hell are they talking about,,, even if you speak spanish!!!!!!

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH ABOUT THIS....

Mexico does not have an official language at the federal level [1]; however, Spanish is the national language and spoken by the majority....MMMMM

[andrespacol]

MAKE IT MEXICAN BE PROUD OF YOU,,,

[ratonL]

@andrespacol Have you heard chilean spanish?...it's like trying to understand australian english (no offense intended). I personally describe australian english as a blend between english english and southern english (you know Texas & friends)...pretty hard..

[dyaakov]

@ratonL totally agree, i am chilean and live in australia right now, they mumble the english just the same as we do for spanish, so we have a quite hard way of speak also

[textilerobot]

Casi todos los insultos son traducciones malas de su versión inglesa...

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

well thats only for mexico, in the rest of the spanish word you only sound really dumb and just a little "faggy"

just learn this:

*puto= asshole,fag,douchebag...

and if you want the classic fuck you, just say:

well, fuck you, everyone understands.

or say: andate a cagar o andate a la mierda, o chupame la pija.

thats has the same meaning in terms of "feel to it" no so much the linear meaning.

but "puto" has a lot of dept. yep, bounch of fagots = manga de putos

[InlandQuarter]

@tsuikjoshiomatsu fag could be said maricon

[letseeitplease]

stephen says this all the time

[letseeitplease]

stephen says this all the time

[saw212saw212]

well ... dnt really like it ... ill do it in the chilian way ( if u want so , try it on school :D)

bitch=perra / puta

son of a bitch=hijo de perra / hijo de puta

suck my dick = chupala / chupame el pico / chupa el pene

get the fuck out of here = andate a la mierda

asshole = aweonao / weon

fag=marika

.. and many others .... and here is a COMBO

hijo de mil putas marikon de la mierda chupavergas de la conchetumadre ....

ok .... sorry for beeing bulgar ... but .. im sort of bored and i wanted to :D!

[TsunamiTas]

CONO

[maria4wh]

mexican spanish is the best : ) jajaj

[jackyyacky]

hhh

[frost2021]

LoL

[LaLokPR]

this is in mexican , fu you in puerto rican is "pudrete"

[bmrnd9008]

@LaLokPR loka, fuck you seria como jodete o vete al carajo.... :)

[MikoBambino]

This is some funny shit

[MikoBambino]

What arisalba meant is k solamente mexicanas utilizan what is shown in the video. I don't think there is anybody that stupid to actually think mexican is a language. Pero palabras como chinga y pinche etc pretty much distinguishes you as a mexican.

[therainbowpuppies]

chingado

[platano214]

Joder--to fuck..general spanish

comemierda==shit eater

Singamadre--motherfucker

singapadre---fatherfucker

singaEscoba-Broomfucker

Rey de la singadera--King Fucker....Note some of this words aren't actually used by all spanish speaking people in all regions....LOLZ..the singar/rapar mean to fuck in Caribbean spanish not sure where else those apply

[ThebAbYstar209]

FAIL xD

[megarastek]

FAIL xD

[ashleyfilan]

LOLOLOLOL omg i loooove it!

[andyboy667]

This is so funny!

[LockdownMeta]

MEXICUNTS

[wildmanchris200]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT funny as hell-fuck, goddammit!

[jacoblosangeles]

no manchen les falta un buen

[jaa93997]

fuck you is "jodete", and chingado is just as good as "fuck!". As in: your fucking video is a piece of shit, tu chingado video es un pedazo de mierda

[pipcheriolock]

there is no such thing as mexican talking @arisalba

[arisalba]

this is just Mexican that is not Spanish!!

[jaa93997]

@arisalba it is called "slang" you ignorant peasant. Mexican is a god damned nationality

[arisalba]

@jaa93997 sorry I know!! I have very good mexican friends then is just the slang but is not proper Spanish

[XxbulldogsxX]

@arisalba dude Mexican is the nationality, Hispanic/Latino is the race, and Spanish is the language

GIT IT RITEE!

[AMGM88]

@XxbulldogsxX Castellano es the language.

[Toolbox231]

@arisalba that is not mexican either

[juanchonesa]

thats just the mexican way .. it sucks!

[rebachick94]

so, since most of you are saying this is wrong, would someone like to tell me what's right?!

[YTfancol]

Todo Mexicano y con pésima ortografía  :-(

Mejor suerte la próxima vez.

[fortchipman1234]

i never LOL"d so hard hahaha.

[ShadowNinjaFromCss]

chupa mi vierga

[dst7ssa]

nice !!ll

lol

[shsnareline08]

chingado does not = fuck you. It means "fucked". it's a past participle. lol

[OhMySavy]

@shsnareline08 Thats what I was thinking when I heard that one. But in spanish it could be a phrase with equal meaning to fuck you.

[shsnareline08]

@OhMySavy Actually, come to think of it, you´re right. It just depends on exactly where you´re from, coz slang changes even from one pueblo to another. The only thing that´s certain about this is that chingar is almost exclusively from mexico and it´s a pretty fun word at times...

[OhMySavy]

@shsnareline08 Haha have you heard this one: "Chingadera"

It's a favorite of my gringo daddy who lives in a bario and works almost exclusively with latinos.

[shsnareline08]

@OhMySavy ...¡esta chingadera no sirve para nada!, This is one of my favorite Spanish words of all time! I'm actually a gringo too btw, I just happen to know a lot of Spanish. lol I'm also a pretty big fan of "pinche, mierda and cabron."

[jaa93997]

@shsnareline08 lol chingadera is as versatile as "fuck", it all depends on the context lol

[cristiandiazbasualto]

is this mexican spanish?..cause the translation is not very good...

[TheHeadHead]

To my recollection these are very accurate. Spanish, especially slang, is very location-dependent. The phrases seem very accurate for Baja California and Southern California. Other Spanish speaking regions no doubt have their own versions of these "phrases". ;)

[bajistaCOL]

jajaj todo chinga chingado chingon -- puro mexicano

[punxypum]

mexican spanish sucks!!! no es standard

[xXnayeliXxX]

hhahaha

[MadeAFolbot]

That helped! Thanks!

[kaikovich]

dios que asco, "fuck you" es "que te follen", "que te jodan", "que te den", no chingado. Joder hay mil maneras de decirlo mejores que esa

[arethnea]

this is not right!

[MrMeesha777]

Я согласен с "JCrossfire101"!!!

[0928maxiclark]

super!!

[Bennyclay661]

1 tip to learn Spanish fast and proper go to Spain with a laptop with the program visual link Spanish on it.

to get visual link Spanish free go to my Spanish videos for the link! and see how much better it is than what ever else youve been trying

quote " visual link Spanish is the best Spanish course of all time, of all time"

Kanye West.

[JCrossfire101]

Few mistakes ...

@ p2ykkdkdt: your wrong it is not "tu jodida madre" for "fuck your mother" it's "chinga tu madre" the way your saying it means "your fucking mother" please before you correct people make sure your correct yourself...

[p2ykkdkdt]

¿ tu me vas a corregir a mi? te recuerdo que el "español" = (Castellano) es mi idoma nativo, en todo caso yo puedo darte millones de lecciones en mi idioma, tu a mi no, el idioma español existe en este planeta miles de años antes de la creacion de america, " payaso"

[JCrossfire101]

¿Tu idioma? Estoy seguro que no es solamente la tuya. Y me extraña mucho por la manera en que lo hablas. "existe"? Es "existió" (tiempo pasado) "el idioma español" --> "el idioma española" ... También "este planeta" a "esta planeta" Y no es cierto. El idioma de los árabes y de los hebreos, son aún mas viejos que el español. No lo puedo creer que piensas que ese idioma existió antes de la creación del mundo.

[JCrossfire101]

Nadamas por la manera en que te expresaste y por los equivocaciónes mas simples, me da la razón en dudar que eres nativo, porque por lo que veo necesitas aprender mas. Y tu orgullo te hace ignorante. O, y fijate que ahora tu eres el payaso! Que tengas un buen día; espero no peliar o discutir contigo sobre puras babosadas que no tiene ni sentido. Pero estabien, habla en la manera que sabes usted. Y yo con la mía. Y pues entonces me disculpo contigo por haberte corregído.

[dominik17666]

Ajde marš u pičko materino jebem vam mater usem

Naučte se ta jezik pedri pofukani

Sunce vam žarko u pičko

Learn this language

[omgitzmeh415]

wow this is so wrong

[jairocontreras11]

The spanish text are incorrect

[p2ykkdkdt]

traducción correta: fuck you = jódete

fuck you mother = tu jodida madre

CHINGADO Y PINCHE son palabras de los putos y asquerosos mexicanos de mierda (el español nada tiene que ver con esos monos de mierda)

[van141150]

Mona la mas vieja de tú casa

[jairocontreras11]

@p2ykkdkdt soy mexicano, ademas tu no te quedas muy atras EH

XDXD ES JODA NO TE MOLESTES

[hapidjus69]

A lot of those words in Spanish were misspelled...

[rebachick94]

like callate?

[peter8099]

I was thinking about saying the same thing in a hallway an if a teacher tells me to go to the principal,s office I will explain to the teacher this : C,mon miss you know we cubans are loud.

[OldSchoolMusic101]

hahahahhahahahahahahha

[hockeyplayer13131]

Cornyo

[Lili0000007]

THIS IS SO FUCKING WRONG!

[CamiFisher]

This are terrible!!

This is not even "standar" accent, it's a "slang" only used it some countries.

I'd translate it again, but I'm sleepy.

[genomstic]

ya but it will allow you to understand most profanities. There are only slight variations.