More Facts about America

[fatfiguresanonymous]

Hey this was not a funny vid check out mine its better. I am an anonymous AMERICAN figure.



[Mr1090802]

airhead...this is not entertaining.

[jeremypayne2011]

aye baby you can come kik it witt me ;)

[josephrl82]

You could stock me.. I wouldn't pit a restraining order on ya.

[popmovie303]

storm96cloud you are so effing hot.

[SuperCrudedude]

Did this girl just wake up in the nude? It Don't look like she is wearing a top...

[beamerball666]

God this bitch is dumb

[adamphillips1980]

sorry love but you bore me 

[TheLizardKing1967]

Has that woman been smoking crack.

[beamerball666]

@TheLizardKing1967 maybe

[Darthraven47]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh shes naked

[JOSUE1987]

"One of the things our culture is known for is our violence" We can thank the blacks for that.

[trentbusta1]

@JOSUE1987 i ant racist but i enjoy racist humour bahaha

[pejb83]

topless video postings, God bless America

,oh and that "uh" at the end of your video gave me a little wood

[MattBrimm]

popcorn at an exacution? lmfao! i'm an american and i didnt even know that!!! that sound's so awesome though! but the other stuff is true! i was pretty close when it came to stalking dakota fanning. lol

[Carelesscreature]

LMAO!!!!!! NICE

[909rhythm]

sexy chick wonder if she likes a bit?

[viniciuspaulo]

Lets make love!

[dailydoodle101]

this wasn't exactly funny sarcasm , sorry .

[9VirtuesKeeper]

You forgot one. We rue the world! Haha. Weak video.

[Pig560]

you have shitty accent

[Pig560]

americans are shit boring fart compared to britis

[mattpollardwilliams]

Wow... Are you kidding me with this shiznet? This stuff is BS!

[mmp2011]

are you even from america!

[MAJORFACEHURT]

i was too busy looking at that eye of hers

[ianhumphreys7]

See the English just laff, but the Americans take it to heart. Chill out its a joke.

[Originalname234]

If it was funny I would laugh. But the funniest thing was the cat coming out from behind the blinds.

[XBionic1955]

Presumably it went to pee outside while its hostess was talking with herself again

[MattFromEarth]

LOL!

[CKE142B]

Not too funny, not exciting, but she sure looks good.

[tristin47]

It is also a law for Americans to eat fast food for two of the three main meals a day at a minimum... we don't want to be too skinny. In school we are taught how to avoid exercise. We even have classes to learn how to shove as much food in our mouths as possible and still be able to enunciate correctly.

[lfcJFT96]

skanky yanks are useless!!!

ENGLAND #1 !!!

[TezhkyJaxon]

the cat at 0:49 makes up for the rest of the vid :D

[egkg75]

Yeah the cat even said " I'm sick of hearing this bitch" I'm out of here

[pacbizkit]

lovin this

wish america was like this, itd make it alot easier 4 us 2 take the piss lol

[The1stPoster]

You know, I might just go to texas too see one.

Could be fun.

[snorgisborg2]

this is great. Are you wearing a shirt?

[opticcamoflauge]

Funny, but awfully true!

[usasoldierproud]

you don't have to go to an execution, it's not law and not recommended! you stupid. oh the british video was to see how stupid american would be to fall for what she said. guess what you were stupid. this video makes us look shallow.

[trentbusta1]

@usasoldierproud man you are dumb

[usasoldierproud]

MIDWEST is not the way you discribe it, skys the limit for being fat!! oh, come see execution in texas, oh that is good way to portray america, not! not everyone is like that, you stupid. you shouldn't be talking for all of ameica. couldn't you see that the british one was a joke. you just disgraced america.

[trentbusta1]

@usasoldierproud hahaha shit i fawt she was joking but she definatly touched on sum soft spots there,fark this mus be sum what true

[zBloodD3monz]

Naked?

[DinMamma002]

god you r hot

[XxMellyGiRxX]

oh gosh i did hope you were joking?? or i really think ur bonkers!!

[LDubUSC]

this girl is crazy... im from america... and NO ONE stalks celebrities... maybe the random case like paula abdul and that crazy woman who stalked her... but this girl is saying that everyone stalks... no true! basically everything this girl said was false or at least mostly false. STOP TRYING TO MAKE AMERICANS LOOK BAD.... we already have a bad enough reputation globally as it is... be positive, not negative!!!

[HolySpringRolls]

its a parody.

[iswearimnotjewish]

It's a parody... But awkwardly true.

[sammyt360]

HAHAHA

nice one. I loved the cat coming through the blinds there hahaha

The UK would be the best if it wasn't for the lack of sunshine

[zero0affect]

lmao sounds about right, joke...

your cute ;)

[politirel]

Ah she's cute.

[obliviousninja]

I'm glad this is a joke..

Cause if it wasn't, I'd think your just a lunatic.

[Violative911]

lol, I am sure your joking right? ITS A JOKE!!!

[velourkungen]

hahaha im falling for u hard girl. your funny as hell. think i might have 2 stalk you from now on. u got any tips on how 2 stalk someone from a distance of like 4000 miles?? :)

[zBloodD3monz]

Is there theme about being naked when talking about facts of a country?

Iv only seen facts about England and ive started watching this one. You are definatley naked by the England facts its only parts...

[slobjob13]

Very kind of you to share this info with non-americans!!! by the way your a real hottie! x

[mattyrm]

hah.. people like to be anorexic. Thats cool! I myself like to eat ben and jerrys ice cream until i sweat cookie dough, but each to thier own! ;)

[MONKEYJUDO]

Sweet... I like a good execution... The smell coming off that electric chair is captivating... LOL

[doubleANDYx2]

were you naked during this video

[storm96cloud]

I was waiting for someone to bring this up! lol no I did it with a shirt that tied and just untied it. Why you ask? Cause if you watch the facts about England she looks topless cause her hair covers her straps for most of it, so I did it as a joke, since if this isn't clear the whole video is a joke!

[doubleANDYx2]

i fought it would be kinda sexy if u did it naked

your jokin i brought a ticket for a public execution in texas shit ive been had

[beamerball666]

@doubleANDYx2 I wondered that too lol

[AMPDOG2]

what backwards ass part of the us your form, this is rubbish.

[rightytighty01]

I'm gonna guess she was stalking one of two people..Mylie Cyrus or Barack Obama.

Nice to see our youth not taking the hard earned freedoms of our forefathers and of our current military for granted. If all is right in this world, I might be able to bring some popcorn to your public execution.

[storm96cloud]

And I am glad to see you have such a great sense of humor. I'm pretty sure that since this was a response to other countries videos of similar style you do not take for granted our freedom of speech. Oh and nice for the this is somehow taking the military for granted, good spin, do you work for Fox News?