KäTAS 8 [Parody]

[signis94]

"Those other wenches can suck on my kalshanivkov" I'm sold subscribed!

[mrsora16]

i wouldn't cut off my second in command because what i use to F her with

[shadic971]

i would have to say that the date overall... FUCKIN SUCKED

[NaziMonarch]

This is the funniest shit I've ever feasted my eyes upon like Akane feasts on a sandwich. :\

[dekaidoku]

ohhhhh She raped him in his sleep

[andhereiamforyou]

I literally burst laughing when I heard Natsuru crying in his house XD

[IAmJayAre1]

Lmfao at the Dangerous Box Key Chain

[cobaltscarf]

i'm gonna wear a tux and i want things schaken and not schtirred

[sdbzfan1]

N: So.....wanna go on a mission.

N wimpering like a girl(sorry girls that was an insult to girls): and then she totally lied and said it was date....and then Mikoto punches me....in the butt..so it hurts....and my butt hurt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[XXshirokuroXX]

I love the president of the students council

She is a bit of a bitch that i love C:

[SUPAHNINJAVALLY]

dangerbox cameo ftw.

[DaveNdotcom]

3:23 is that a Digglet?

[patrick888881]

I want a fucking sucks keychain!

[theshellshock30]

Did you know that Jackie chan was once in a movie and he was in a fish tank then he punch a shark it was really awesome

[ichypapower]

Natsuru's stupid factor was up by a factor of 10 in this episode

[GTONeko]

@ichypapower ...shouldn't it be 11 in this case? ;p

[ichypapower]

@GTONeko how about we compromise on 6000?

[GTONeko]

@ichypapower That's about right. X)

[WhiteWraith100]

Suzuki: "I will NOT stand for this..."

Natsuru: "That's why your sitting!"

LMFAO!!!

[mysteryman489]

this entire series makes me facepalm

[herofromthedark]

This is quickly becoming my favorite abridged series.

The danger box made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes!

[The312Kakarot]

We F**k Like Rabbit

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA O.O

[GetsugaMehameha]

Lol! Danger Box at the end!

[thecrackisalie]

I keep forgetting how hilariously spot-on this abridged series is.

[horeman44]

ka·lash·ni·kov/kəˈläSHnəˌkôf/

Noun:

A type of rifle or submachine gun made in Russia, esp. the AK-47 assault rifle.

[freezze12]

The problem with natsuru, is that I am starting to think Masako is actually like this

[Lolroflopperable]

Does anyone know a good way I could watch the real show for free?

[ninjastar723]

Danger Box Cameo FTMFW!!!!!

[AliDaGekko]

*sigh* I'm gonna f**k him.

[AGrayPhantom]

Couple questions: Is this a hentai? How graphic does this really get?

[Omega5729]

@AGrayPhantom It has lots of tension, spoiler touching spoiler's tits beneath a shirt and in 13 and 14(don't count really) through clothes contact and grinding ect

If ur gonna watch the anime don't do it for storyline quality or anything like that. Watch it for either for the hot moments or just to laugh as you remember the abridged series as you watch it. I spent most of bleach laughing as I remembered khenpoe's jokes in the abridged series.

[AGrayPhantom]

@Omega5729 Thanks for the response. So no nudity, but some pretty tame ecchi moments? Okaky. Nothing I'd put the effort for seeing the original series, but the abridged series sounds like it would do a great job of "taking the piss." :)

[MultiNick2012]

8:26.  (instasubscribe)

[jkornacki1]

@MultiNick2012 me to 

[therandomthug]

god i love taka.haha

[ABANAKAKABASANAPLAQ]

This should be the official english dub hahaha

[rocky5r]

red vs blue ha ha

[FunkGinjaFlaconProd]

the food. looks like diglett O.o

[TheChelengo]

@FunkGinjaFlaconProd it think they call it a octopus hot dog

[AlucardHellsingXIII]

@TheChelengo Yep. But I just call it an edible Diglett

[HitHans]

feast on my body, like how i feast on my sandwich AHHNOMNOMNOMONOMNOM :D

[JakenJragin]

Natsuru does Sean Connery impression (INSTASUB!!!)

[megamandude455]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SHE SAID RED VS BLUE!!!!! XDDDDDDDD

*totally fangasming right now!!!!* 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheNyosis]

FAWKIN SUCKED!!!

[SegaUnited]

The Dangerous box...

[117Jorn]

I must say, this episode...FUCK'N SUCKS! (lol, JK Box FTW)

[Bakorafanboy13]

5:40 DDDDDYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNAAAAAAMM­MMMMIIIIIICCCCC ENTRY

[Bakorafanboy13]

5:43 dynamic entru

[BBoyPhreshershist]

lol how did Masako mess up the james bond impression HE"S BRITISH!!! jk

[crazyfills]

@BBoyPhreshershist hes brittish?

[123CIDRAINES]

....Did president girl just quote the red vs blue storyline?

[TheEnd133]

FUCKIN SUCKED



[ujiouchia]

2 words FUCKING CLUELESS

[jdbachmann]

Im going to start asking girls out on missions instead of dates

[9tailedaznguy]

blue vs red!!! red vs blue just sounds silly.

[asummers3731]

I'll let you feast your eyes on body like I feast on Sandvich!

[MaleficX]

Dangerous Box- "If I were to put it into words that I have to say that this date overall, "FUCKIN SUX!"

[Bengosha7410]

"I will not stand for this!"

"That's why you're sitting!!"

*Subscribed*

[megamandude455]

@Bengosha7410 it took you 7 fucking episodes to subscribe?? o.O wow.........

[kold148]

Well i am a pussy. as soon as i heard that i subbed and voted up xD

[DarkxRebelx]

Just when you thought you would get something good out of an item find, you get a box. Thank you, Mann Co!

[physicsman90]

When I first watched this episode I totally thought that they switched up the plot so he was totally being a retard about the date. But After watching the legit show I stand corrected. . .

[XXshirokuroXX]

Weeeell, im a pussy

xD

[IKETITAN12345]

i want that key chain



[IcePrincessYuki]

Red Vs. Blue? What about Fruit by the Foot?

[djtj1397]

Anyone notice mosakox is always an idiot in abridged series

[MrGamecube14]

WHAT A MORON (narsuru)

[KamRandomAtTimes]

*SIIIIGH* I'm gonna f*ck him. :)

[leatherhead333]

WHERE IS CLOCKY THE CHICKEN?????????

[patrick888881]

ONWARDS TO JUSTICE!

[DemonGroceryStore]

I like the fact that Natsuru's brain talks to him and tries to get him to make the smart (logicial) choice but always fails. 4 out of 5

[narutouzimaki934]

YEA NARUTO BOX

[59feer]

@Otakushithead And my comment is another reference to the same machinima series.

[Francogallus]

7 people were punched by Jacky Chan. They didn't think it was "really cool".

[FighterNP]

Red Vs Blue

If such thing exist

where is Sarge trying to kill grif and turn simmons into a Mongoose and drive away to Victory against the blues by doing nothing and talking like a badass

[chrico12]

for all who has seen the series i wonder how 2KaTAS going to dub episode 13 gigidi...

[shadexknight]

hahahahahahahahahahah red head is just to fucking funny XD

[FinalFairyTail]

@PlatinumStardust You mean Akane. Not Sakura.

[PlatinumStardust]

I like how you guys give sakura's kampfer form is russian. Reminds me of good ole Nikolai from Call of duty black ops zombies

[avakio19]

@PlatinumStardust Akane is supposed to be Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2

[cooldude56g]

It's the dangerous box! :D

[M3DBE]

Genius ending.

[nevain247]

3:21-3:29 they're eating digletts

[gaintrobotsrulez]

Red verus blue

[flaminglimbz]

ENOUGH WITH THE ***** FISH PUNS!!!!!!!

[SocosmInDay]

"hoy..." lmao

[kimimaru13339]

Does anyone think that Natsuru and Caboose very similar?

[Dragon11730]

@kimimaru13339 hell yes!!

[Danex86]

@kimimaru13339 Lets see,a guy that's all blue,subtle as a brick and sharp as a bowling ball!?Ladies and gentlemen,we have finally found Caboose's long lost twin brother! (though Caboose is physically strong and has an AWESOME pickup line,AND knows how to use it).

[gamerman133]

@kimimaru13339 no caboose is 100 times funnier and 2% smart

[kimimaru13339]

@gamerman133 You, sir, win and internetz.

[Darkdayzz]

@kimimaru13339

I think though that Caboose isn't totally clueless xD

[SuperJoker556]

@kimimaru13339 you son of a, Never say that ever again CABOOSE IS A GOD

[proto505]

@kimimaru13339 i do there both blue and clueless

[SegaUnited]

@kimimaru13339 Hey Chica Bump Bump :D

[TheNyosis]

@kimimaru13339 Funny because the girl says Red vs Blue in this episode ;3

[itselguapo]

@kimimaru13339 huh.... good point......

[megamandude455]

@kimimaru13339 very, very, VERY similar. like so similar, its not even funny. unlike this parody, which is fucking hilarious. just like every other parody involving masakox and takahata101.

[Gbuss88]

The Dangerous Box Keychain must be mass produced and sold in stores everywhere.

Put me down for 5, good sirs, because I have individuals who need reminding that their current affairs...F***'N SUCKS.

[SpiffyRock21]

MIKOTO IS SCOUT IN nearly EVERY SENSE HOLY SHIT.

[afterthebreaking]

Thank you kind ladyy xD

[messed2552]

was that a date at gun pont?

[thatguy341]

lmao. Abridge-Natsuru's sheer stupidity amazes me, he makes Abridge-Goku look like a effin physicst

[irekayevatsnay]

0:36 nice job blue haired dumbass, yer makin sex puns now

[masterraiderx]

ok so all he heard out of "we f***ed, like rabbits" was rabbits?!

[masterraiderx]

He said akane, not heavy waepons girl, she got way too overly excited

[disarmthefallen]

Does anyone else think Mikoto's voice is totally hot

[prudence00]

Kind of ironic considering that in the anime they really don't have much reason to like Natsuru.

[Gbuss88]

Best...ending...EVER!!

Dangerous Box: Well my good sir. It pains me to inform you that your recent comment...F***'N SUCKED!!

[SmashLiXs]

i want that box key chain or charm

[iIllusionStudios]

THE DANGEROUS BOX KNOWS ALL...

[CptWaddleDoo]

rules of anime

rule for today: If you want to score in an anime, be a bishi, if you want to have every single girl go head over heels for you, be an idiotic dumbfuck of a bishi.

the more you know...

[gweaterman]

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[staffsarge192]

i want to strangle this guy.

[LegionIscariot]

When the red-head transforms where does the gun come from?

[LoveNoteProjects]

@LegionIscariot all the kampfer have their weaponms magically appear

[LegionIscariot]

@LoveNoteProjects Yeah but from where? Their vagina?

[LoveNoteProjects]

@LegionIscariot think power rangers... a light blinks into existance and takes the form of the kampfer's weapons.

[GGORRO]

natsuru got her a dangerous boarx? i want one too!

[masterraiderx]

Wait he's still gonna go out with her even though she has a kalishnikoff?

[RyanXtreme05]

I Wanna wear a Tux and i want thing shakin and not sturd.

Nice XD hahahahahaha

[SPA7X]

I was watching this and I thought it was funny. And then she pulled out the dangerous box. Did you know you can laugh so hard your heart stops? Cause I do.

[Deathdozg]

I kicked a hole in my wall due to laughing at the first 30 seconds.

Oh how I love you Masako.

[Renjiman717]

i couldnt count the many times i had to facepalm for his stupidity !!! *face palm*

[captainjjb84]

Blue vs. Red! It sounds stupid when you say it backwards!

[mullent169]

that's why you're sitting. xD

[TakashiXzero]

i will NOT stand for this.

thats why your sitting. ^.^

LOL

[TreyDobe]

Class President: We fucked...like rabbits~

Natsuru: Hey hey hey, that's not true, there was no rabbits in the aquarium.

I'm amazed that Natsuru can even dress himself/herself with an IQ like that lol

[fangthesniper2]

@TreyDobe he can't the pres does it in his sleep

[TreyDobe]

@fangthesniper2 That explains everything!

[anubis9109]

you know what the best thing about this. I just watched the entire series and this episode had the EXACT SAME CONTEXT THE ENTIRE TIME as this parody. He insisted the entire episode that it was a mission.

[engeltheservant1]

Natsuru is an idiot, but you gotta like him.

[Emogeta]

Heavy weapons girl's gun costs $400,000...to fire 12 rounds...

[weirdguy59]

i honestly thought that when shizuku said that natsuru was one lucky ducky, natsuru would have said something along the lines of " wait a minute... im not a ducky im a person."

[AlucardHellsing97]

I lost it when I saw the Dangerous Boarxx. Like....I was crying. XD

[MetaLomanic]

I think we missed a scene where natsuru's brain walks out again

[TheMassageChair]

since the dangerous box has made another glorified cameo i kinda expect the evil moderator to be the muffin button...

[5432shadow]

@TheMassageChair You have never saw the real anime have you?

[Dudinator123]

I think this is my favorite Team Fourtress star abridged series.

[gunblaz]

ya me to scooby

[Shikaphobia23290]

Lovvveee it

[AxelWedstar411]

2nd in command? More like the captain!

[ClickClackRewindItBk]

Somebody count the references and keep a running total.

[ScionVyse454]

3:22 Dugtrio?

[MartialHorror]

lol, I've never even heard about this show but recently was in the mood for an abridged series. This is great this episode was hilarious.

[Levityofneeds]

The funny thing is that is is more or less how the actual episode goes.

[wh1t3y3t1]

Forget his IQ I think mine dropped watching this. Still makes me laugh though.

[prpmami]

*sigh* I'm gonna Fuck Him 

[lyingfallacy247]

"Those other wenches can suck on my kalashnikov when they find out!"

I lost it xD

[cheny11007]

"Shaken not shtirred"

*dies laughing*

[Remnainsofbattle]

when do you guys plan to have another one up

[dbzgtvaf]

I love this abridged sereis, it's actually pretty funny, in a natural way.

[Slix36]

"dont you know who i am?"

the juggernaut bitch?

the goddamn batman?

[animefan809]

where does that dangerous box come from anyway?

[unit1027]

Natsuru isn't stupid, everyone's just extra smart.

[Darkaces1289]

Extremely funny and I'd totally do hwg

[YanSui01]

Honestly, heavy weapons girl is my favorite in this series - she salves everything with GUNS. :3

[ShadowGeek12]

BEST ABRIDGED SERIES EVER...

I want things shaken ,not sturdddd.....

[AngrySamoanVom]

I really can't wait for the next one!! That's when stuff starts going down!

[uchihafan3150]

thats why you're sitting......

[bioblitzer]

oh no...HES GOIN FULL RETARD !!!

[CSElliot14]

I've figured it out! Natsuru ISN'T an idiot, he's a GENIUS!! By portraying a complete dunce, he's getting all of the girls (except Sakura) to fall for him by instilling a "forbidden fruit" mentality in them; they want what they can't have. This man should not be scoffed but worshiped!

...Or he's just an idiot with an absurd amount of dumb luck.

[messed2552]

@CSElliot14 luk has nothing to do with it but everything since he donesnt ever get any with how many girls chasing his male and female side of him lol

[cookiesonastick]

@CSElliot14

Those monologues suggest the latter, but the theory is great for rage.

[hulkmeister23]

@CSElliot14 don't blame him, it is implied that he is under the spell of Sakura's kampfer, mind-controlling ability.

[JCgamer7gamehackerNR]

@CSElliot14 The latter I think.

[GregTheLion]

@CSElliot14 yes, this trait of girl magnetism has been tried and improved ever since the pioneering ladies man that is Tenchi Masaki XD