the little engine that couldnt

[RooMOnkey07]

no other alternative

but to blast my way out! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!!!

[moshpitmachine]

and thats why daddy isnt allowed at disney world any more

[hippiehatr]

"BOOM! And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere"

[UltraRenegade]

Major Payne: "Ah Phooey! What about all those little people who did big things. Like little red riding hood. Them three little pigs. Spike Lee. And them little rascals."

[jtmoney2000]

lula mae's baby boy....lmao

[JacobG117]

2:16 my favorite part!!!

[Jamesstrikes7]

awwwwwh he starts shooting



[beatleboy9020001]

i love the gun shot when he says bam

[LidyaSaliba]

Why does Major Payne remind me of my dad?

[bloodsuckern]

FUCKING CLASSIC' - New York Times

[XStoneColdFoxX]

"All of a sudden.....Charlie was all over the place! Just me and my side arm...and I had no other alternative...but to blast my way out....*deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Me: LMFAOROFL xD

[Sloane67665]

Filmed with a potato

[nooniiemizthickemz]

Lmao!i love this!

[emperorSG]

I liked the part about the legs: And I said Bubba... they ain't there :)))))))))

[rhellhound666]

press 9 for awesomeness

major payne the perfect blend of heart warming family entertainment and P T S D flashbacks

[jsbaker6415]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA one of my all time favorite movies

[slynnj06]

classsic

[PvtToast]

Yo I don't wanna interrupt you major Panye, but this bedtime story was the best of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[DarthTwilight]

They should publish more children's stories like this

[tootsiebob2121]

When he looked down his legs werent there just little nubs kickin around

[rugby08champ]

I cant feel my legs!!

[o0portal0o]

What happens when you mix PTSD and childrens stories....

[pnroyal]

The Little Engine That Could -- Written and Directed by Michael Bay

[PanzerPwnage]

@diablo1317 it is a movie....

[formusicplaylist1]

i SAW what you did to my FRIEND!!!

BAM!!! BAM !! BAM!! BAM!!!

mjaor major major major

[diablo9317]

they should make a movie outta tha!!  lmfao!!

[BarbieChic10]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE PETEY I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND BAM BAM BAM BAM !!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO

[somebody1993able]

The woman(I forgot her name) must have wondered about the rest of the story because she let it go on for a while without stopping it.

[tomboyangel78]

Rofl, the part where he screams gets me every time XD

[djscrewlicious357]

MILLITARY WILL FUCK U UP 4 LIFE LOLX

[burtonrules123]

this was the BEST. SCENE. IN THE MOVIE.

[OdiseyThe]

2:17 that war cry is the best

[groerulesyourface]

that movie is one of the best I've ever seen but the quality sucks...............BOOM!!!

[H3roRising]

PAYNE'S LOU !!

[TheShoota25]

jus as the lil engine was makin his way across the tressell. BOOM!!

[USPSAman]

bubba disliked this

[Psyondrax1]

Duke Nukem strikes again

[ff32901]

bubba come crawling out the back door, both legs missing, Lula May's baby boy

[ff32901]

I love how his face drops when he starts talking about charlie!! lol Hilarious movie

[WishinIWasFishin1228]

press 9 to hear the best battle cry ever

[hellofaname]

I remember watching this in JROTC back in high school

[lurchipoo]

Such a beautiful childrens night time story....I'll be sure to tell my kids this story tonight

[elsacko1]

i wana get his war cry as my ringtone

[BlushingMocha741]

"BOOM! Explosion happened..blood, guts, spit and ass was everywhere" funny to me..

[jumpysonicbear10]

44,444 views

[marcus3roxas3]

haha very funny

[butpirate16]

2:17 ........enough said XD

[SuperKeychains]

lol " cant feel my legs u aint got none and i looked down and them little bloddy little nubs was kicking real fast" looool

[premolatino]

Do women think eavesdropping is a virtue?

[dalta0110]

Haha, I love the dread that comes over him when he gets to the part about Charlie rigging the bridge to blow

[hammertlme]

"I saw what ya did to my friend!!!"

[Lassannn]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[ShenmueAtheist]

The little engine disliked this video.

[54wardog]

That's one of best PTSD stories

[MrDmm1990]

lol he scared the fuck out for tht kid BAM BAM BAM lol let me stop

[emmitt3883]

1 person couldn't make it

[MrWarr1]

funny scene but I hate when people just video tape there tv then post it on youtube!

[SONSofVENDETTA]

"Next time I'll tell you what Bubba used for a penis" LOLOLOL

[mrops333]

2,4,6,8 guess how much I masturbate.....

[Kingfonte13]

my grandpa tells me stories like this from when he was in vietnam...you should hear his version of little red riding hood

[vjm3]

@Kingfonte13 : Once upon a time Major Red Riding Hood was chewin on some good ole tobacci walkin the great green jungle, when Charlie jumped out of their little wolf holes and shot up Lumberjack Stinky and Grandma Tex. Knowing she was in a heap of Gook-dung, Major Red used Stinky and Tex's bodies as sand bags and made hand grenades from scattered empty gun shells, dirt and that good ole sweet plug she was chewin. After three hours of lugging grenades she scared off the big bad wolves the end.

[musson20]

BOOM!!!!!

[944kiddo]

"blood guts spit n ass was everywhere!"

[purekain555]

"Not even when they climbed aboard the train and POPPED out the eyes out the conducter, and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets."

[emmitt3883]

I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND!!! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!1

[Legba85]

"To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you what Bubba used for a penis!"

[roosevelthighschool]

Where is this in the movie?

[jonasluverandkinz101]

Watched this in ROTC, i was laughing my ass off

[emmitt3883]

@jonasluverandkinz101 same, :D

[flipoutman03]

... To be continued ... When I come back, I'll tell you what Bubba used as a penis!

[DjTommyKx]

LOL 

[HermitTheFrog21]

HAHAHA I saw the movie and this was probably my favorite scene. A true MANS story that I intend to tell my kids.

[HeartPiece4u]

just as the little engin was making its way acroos the dresser....BOOOM!!!..

bool and guts was flying every where. bubba can crawling out the back door. and said pete ..i cant..feal my leggs. XD

[JEPRODUCTIONS97]

Die pig die you ain't gonna take major benson wenifor payne alive BAM I saw what you did to my friend BAM BAM BAM BAM

[kaiser5676]

I want to see the movie of that story

[victoriavanderhorst]

@kaiser5676 its called major payne



[kaiser5676]

@victoriavanderhorst I know it's major payne, I wanna see the movie of the little engine that could. :P

[chillbrotha01]

@kaiser5676 i know right lol

[BubblyBeep]

@kaiser5676 it comes on abc family sometimes

[crasherful]

@kaiser5676 its gonna be called little engine GORE EDITION

[valgal3000]

@kaiser5676 It is the WORST movie ever...... XDD

[kaiser5676]

@valgal3000 Yeah so bad it's good! XD

[valgal3000]

@kaiser5676 Seriously! xDD

[lookatthewholething]

Then they nuked what was left of the train and the winners of the war lived happily ever after but their kids had to deal with the nuclear fallout and grew 3 arms and legs and had spontaneous abortions and the asshole Politicians got to live underground until they became Morlocks and ate people from the surface of the earth.And then one day a time traveler came and brought Campbells soup and Ho Hos and appeased the Politicians and there was peace again for awhile until tax time. The end.

[hnrksl]

@lookatthewholething *high fives* fucking WIN

[scottj1988]

@lookatthewholething Can I buy what your smoking?

[lookatthewholething]

@scottj1988 Spensive stuff homey.....but they haven't made it illegal yet fortunately. Downside is it's made from unobtainium and you know how hard that is to get unless you are an Avatar. I am currently having a 2 for 1 sale though. Buy 1 picogram for the price of two and get the second one free. Such a deal!!!!

[BIGDADDYJOHNSON27]

@lookatthewholething what the fuck lol

[middletonization]

@lookatthewholething jajaja that's the strangest comment I've read until now

[lookatthewholething]

@middletonization Being strange is much more fun than being normal. Normal is boring. Gotta go. Time to polish my eyeballs, epoxy my hair, and sandblast my teeth again. Personal grooming shouldn't be ignored.

[middletonization]

@lookatthewholething jajajajajaja