Thats awful what happened to Trashcanman. I would recommend that you send him a 2nd hand electric fence. I'm confident his superhero intellect will shock those who feel the need to be well grounded in reality. Peace!
OMG, I think I've seen Dumpster Boy. Here was flown in to Rammstein Air Base here in Germany and then transferred to a CIA flight headed to Afghanistan. Things are looking dire for your superhero friend.
Thank you, as I feared he has been whisked away to foreign gulag. Hopefully he will sneak out in the trash. BTW have you seen my "freaks stalking me on Youtube" video? I have had some problems with stalkers.
Rumor has it she gave up the salvage game, changed her look and started doing some projects online. Now that I think about, when she disappeared around the same time I started hearing about this Paperlilies girl. Could it be? hmmmmm;)
I too began as a superhero. But I have sold out now that I am chasing my stated goal of U2b celebrityhood. Of course now that hundreds of thousands, NO, millions worship and adore me, well, you know. I just can't be bothered. Maybe Trashcanman........nnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa!
After this segment was aired we have found out Dumpster Boy has a gambling addiction and owes money all over town. The lines have been tied up with his creditors looking for information. Despite all this, I still care about him and want him released.
Firstly, Sanford & Son was palgiarised from the British Steptoe & Son! I shall remember to look for somnabulating bodies before pissing on Garbage Bins just in case "Trash Can Man" has come down for a tropical holiday!
You are correct. Steptoe and son were the first. Please keep an eye out for Trashcan Man, but be warned he is off his medication and might get aggressive.
Trashcan Man (aka Refuse Ranger, Basura Bandito, or Dumpy the Dumpster Gnome) was last seen stealin...er..liberating(!) office supplies from Service Corp International's garbage bins. And as we all know, those guys know how to get rid of a body.
LOL, I totally forgot about that! I wanted to call you for superhero names but it was like 2:00 am when I made this. I see you are up at a dubious hour anyway.
Young man, you and your cause have touched me in a profoundly deep fasion. Some people are declared terrorists because of dangerously opposing political views and it's damn sickening!
...I on the other hand was merely tried and convicted of 11 counts of "conspiracy to commit terrorist actions" within the hallowed grounds of Toontown. Maybe Bugs just needed an attitude adjustment, ya know? For every frat boy that tries to piss on Trashcan Man, I will be there with my mighty piss filled Super Soaker™ in tow!
Thats awful what happened to Trashcanman. I would recommend that you send him a 2nd hand electric fence. I'm confident his superhero intellect will shock those who feel the need to be well grounded in reality. Peace!
Lyserge 5 years ago
Thanks Lyserge, I am sure Trashcanman appreciates it too wherever he may be.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
Too bad Trashcan Man doesn't enjoy water sports.
graymama 5 years ago
You made me belly laugh. Put me in a much better mood.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
Big Brother is watching you.
robrobbins 5 years ago
OMG, I think I've seen Dumpster Boy. Here was flown in to Rammstein Air Base here in Germany and then transferred to a CIA flight headed to Afghanistan. Things are looking dire for your superhero friend.
P.S. Nice outtake.
AericWinter 5 years ago
Thank you, as I feared he has been whisked away to foreign gulag. Hopefully he will sneak out in the trash. BTW have you seen my "freaks stalking me on Youtube" video? I have had some problems with stalkers.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
Hell yeh... of course I've seen it. (... he typed, while he frantically searched for the mentioned video by Jim)
AericWinter 5 years ago
Hmmm... have you heard about the Superhero Registration Act? :D
BigRiggBlues 5 years ago
What about Wheeliebin Wanda? have you heard any news on her?
Paperlilies 5 years ago
Rumor has it she gave up the salvage game, changed her look and started doing some projects online. Now that I think about, when she disappeared around the same time I started hearing about this Paperlilies girl. Could it be? hmmmmm;)
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
keep fighting the good fight J-Man :)
21stCenturyCat 5 years ago
I too began as a superhero. But I have sold out now that I am chasing my stated goal of U2b celebrityhood. Of course now that hundreds of thousands, NO, millions worship and adore me, well, you know. I just can't be bothered. Maybe Trashcanman........nnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa!
cinderellaferret 5 years ago
lol dumpster boy. holy crap.
i hope i find him while looking for dinner one fine eve.
jennfabulous 5 years ago
I tried to call the 1-800-number but I couldn't get through!!!LOL
sherryhumikowski 5 years ago
After this segment was aired we have found out Dumpster Boy has a gambling addiction and owes money all over town. The lines have been tied up with his creditors looking for information. Despite all this, I still care about him and want him released.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
Firstly, Sanford & Son was palgiarised from the British Steptoe & Son! I shall remember to look for somnabulating bodies before pissing on Garbage Bins just in case "Trash Can Man" has come down for a tropical holiday!
Gigolo8 5 years ago
You are correct. Steptoe and son were the first. Please keep an eye out for Trashcan Man, but be warned he is off his medication and might get aggressive.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
Trashcan Man (aka Refuse Ranger, Basura Bandito, or Dumpy the Dumpster Gnome) was last seen stealin...er..liberating(!) office supplies from Service Corp International's garbage bins. And as we all know, those guys know how to get rid of a body.
howtofoldsoup 5 years ago
LOL, I totally forgot about that! I wanted to call you for superhero names but it was like 2:00 am when I made this. I see you are up at a dubious hour anyway.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
we need to think up a good theme song for you! or do you have one already?
lol @ end!! xx
duckapuss 5 years ago
Sanford and son theme song. Fred Sanford was the original Junkman Superhero.
Thanks for stopping by, sweet ducky:)
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
Young man, you and your cause have touched me in a profoundly deep fasion. Some people are declared terrorists because of dangerously opposing political views and it's damn sickening!
ToonTownTerrorist 5 years ago
...I on the other hand was merely tried and convicted of 11 counts of "conspiracy to commit terrorist actions" within the hallowed grounds of Toontown. Maybe Bugs just needed an attitude adjustment, ya know? For every frat boy that tries to piss on Trashcan Man, I will be there with my mighty piss filled Super Soaker™ in tow!
ToonTownTerrorist 5 years ago
Thank you so much, Trashcan Man needs every friend he can get. Be careful, or you may be on the list next.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
JMJ every super hero needs a costume. Perhaps assless jean shorts will be your signature!
garmabeaneth 5 years ago
LOL, might hurt my action figure sales.
JunkmanJim 5 years ago
Or... Help It! *wink*
garmabeaneth 5 years ago