MST3K Angry Psychic

[BitgateMobile]

Well, she's better than most psychotics^H^H^H^H^Hics that I've seen. And I use the word "psychic" in massive sarcasm quotes.

It's called a Beth-o-gram. Should I wear garlic around my neck too? :D

[sunshinecharlei]

WAKE UP.

YOU IDIOT!

MY GOD, DAVID!

YOU MORON!

You STUPID BASTARD, I could stab you in the eyes RIGHT NOW, SO HELP ME GOD!

[StevieCybernetik010]

If I had a penny for every pixel in this video, I'd have a nickle.

[noseyb]

@StevieCybernetik010 Yeah sorry for the poor quality. I uploaded this about 3 years ago and I think I used mplayer to split/re-encode the video from a better source file I had. I just don't care enough right now to re-upload it though. You could always find it on DVD though if you want good quality!

[BlargGargle]

I had no idea that actress also played Lisa's mom in The Room. XD

[Gaddesreinhart]

You guys want some Peanuts?

[Igarappappa]

@Gaddesreinhart You IDIOT! Thanks. :D

[KaristaSwiss]

LOL Classic :-)

[TheLackofattack]

This video has a whole 3 pixels.

[Onlinepoetrycafe]

'Merlin's shop of mystical wonder' I'm going to use the mystical caaan.... Remember to beleive in magic... Or I'll kill you.. : )

[xyling]

"Literalalally!"

[ctdsnark]

She must've shaken hands with Greg Stillson earlier.

[jacobocaj777]

I knew this movie was doomed once I saw Ernest Borgnine was in it.

[megabowser4658]

What movie is this from?

[StevieCybernetik010]

Recorded with my keyboard.

[nurb101]

Jumpin Jehosiphat! It's the Star of Asteroth!

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TRAGUNAAAA... MEKOIDEES... TRACORUMMM... SATIS DEEEE....

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Oh god my keyboard is hitting meseresklgjgkfdgd---

[TenderCrusade]

Crow: "You want some peanuts?" LOL

[NaveNinja]

@lackofattack Actually, they did. Look up Rifftrax: The Room. Rifftrax is their new thing.

[kymetastic]

YOU MORON.

[NaveNinja]

She played the mother in The Room. It's oddly comforting to know that she never was a good actress.

[BlargGargle]

@NaveNinja LMAO That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this...

[savgmouse]

Two people are also pissed off psychics in shawls.

[notundercovercop327]

I know someone else must've made this comment but, "I sense the Demon's name is Beth."

[belladonna4577]

you STUPID BASTARD! i could STAB you in the eyes right now so help me god!!!! ROFL XD.

[ingwersengrady]

ROCK N' ROLL MARTIAN...clink* clink*

[pullahoko]

@ingwersengrady

FUCKIN' OLD MARTIAN

[darkglasses]

Great acting

[634devil]

I love it when they crack up.

[purpleshamrock17]

the best is Servo at the end:

"You stupid BASTARD, I could stab your eyes out right now, so I help me God!"

[Scorpion14]

I love crow just cracking up watching the psychic heap abuse on the guy for no apparent reason.

[scarfacefan19]

i love that i own this one :D of course time chasers has to be the funniest one imo...but all their riffs are good :D

[Unclevertitle]

From the guy's (in the picture for the video link) clothes I initially thought this was an episode of Monk, which seemed very unlikely and odd.

This is funnier though.

[typacsk]

She reminds me of Jane Curtin, but not in a good way.

[uruseiranma]

0:14-0:20

I think she's just a coward. Doesn't want to risk her own skin, and figures she's already got his money for the consultation, gives him the crackerjack prize and tells him 'you're on your own, buster. Good luck with that evil monkey.'

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"You MORON!!"

Thanks for posting this! This scene and that conversation with the Fat Man from 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' get me rofling every time.

[tekproxy]

I thought I have seen every episode. I do not remember this one.

[rabapab23]

It's a really funny one, definitely check it out!

[savgmouse]

I believe this is the episode that Sci-Fi aired AFTER the series finale, and they did not rerun this one very often.

[MusicalLover6]

I just watched this the other night.

I love her. I love the fact that she hates David, too.

Something about him and his horrible too-short shirts annoy the crap out of me.

[savgmouse]

the psychic is just pissed because she knows this whole half of the movie was ripped off from stephen king.

[Drez26]

PMSing psychic?

[razbizzle]

"I'm running out of shawls."

[elgaladangel]

"You stupid *bastard*, I could stab you in the eyes *right now*, SO HELP ME GOD!"

[conewells]

Crow with Mike was a lot funnier.

The earlier one was sillier, voice too nasal and he sounded like a HS kid.

[doomsday19821982]

joe wasn't that bad. and he DID have the majority of the Hercules films, which  were just hilarious riffs.

[conewells]

I have to agree,doom, they were really funny.

[Gomess]

Crow had the "nasal voice" for like two seasons with Mike. Just didn't notice? =p

[Tareltonlives]

Think she knows the grocer from "The Brute Man"?

[demonizer6663]

lmao

[SanchoKobe]

Creeper, creeper, creeper...you give me the creeps!

[Tareltonlives]

All hell would break loose, literally!

[ColeVecsion]

lol the best part is you don't even need mike & the bots to laugh at this scene(though they do enhance the comic value 10 fold)

[riada12]

LOVE IT!! Angry old lady always good.

[permanenthursday]

Best show EVAR

[justme632]

Lighten up,lady.Jesus. LOL!

[KSUmst3k]

"MY GOD DAVID!!!" This was a classic episode (from the best MST3K box set, which is vol. 5) from the SciFi era, & I always crack up over this scene.

[faithquestions]

by far the best volume! this plus time chasers, touch of satan, AND boggy creek how can you top that? what four would u put on a box set if you could choose? i'm thinking final sacrifice, space mutiny, time chasers and a shorts disc with mr b natural, spring fever, and....i dunno...;lol

[AhnPeppelu]

Shit, that was funny. I laugh so hard every time I see it. The random "You want some peanuts?" part in the middle is my favorite.

[YourFreindlyDolphin]

haha! (I love this video clip.) ^^ XD~*

[WhoseLineFanXD]

This has got to be one of my favorite Mike era moments EVER!

"You stupid BASTARD! I could stab you in the eyes right NOW! So help me GOD!"

[nadeau1064]

My GOD, David!

[tacopylas]

You MORON!

[MacNair]

God, is she Menopausal!

[tbigybimb]

Amazing.

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

You STUPID BASTARD!!! I could stab you in the EYES right now, so help me God!!!!!! D8<

LMAO XDDDD

[windsofstars]

XD LOLL! I love this clip. ^^

[JiaBlackholesun]

Get the toy out of your house, you idiot!

[sexysadie1977]

My god, Dave!

[jogga123]

DAVIDDD!

[bluevanities]

"You stupid bastard! I could stab you in the eyes right now!"

LOL!!

[bluedahlia409]

haha omg this is one of my favorite mst3k moments ever

[ZaffireWolf]

0:20 So in other words, psychics are COMPLETELY USELESS.

On behalf of Satan, Satan recommends that you only consult mentally stable, bona fide sane psychics instead of mean, scary ones. You can also pick up your own personalized pentagram in any color in Hell's gift shop. Pentagrams also come in your choice of Satan, Baal, or Loki, with future styles being released every month!

[Mattteus]

this part makes me laugh harder than the devil in the mirror part

[walrusjuicy]

YOU MORON!

[Arkyopterix]

"My god, David!"

Easily insulted psychic: sheer brilliance.

I love how they just start laughing at it near the end.

[supaduperfly]

My God David! Wake up!

[Meerbat83]

If I could fave this more than once, I would.

[onemoment]

Thank you! This is one of my favorite MST3K moments!

[thantrus]

I can stab you in the eyes right now so help me god!

[AllenbysEyes]

Did the Bethogram even figure into the story at all?

[thantrus]

Nope. There's a quote later in the episode where David picks it up and looks at it and Mike remarks "Huh... Bornine forgot to write this in."

[SEXYHARUKA]

To be fair, this section of the film was edited from an earlier movie (The Devil's Gift I believe), so maybe it did in the original movie?

[ReverendSyn]

Rather lazy, pissy Psychic, isn't she?

[CorralHeavens]

Yeah, she is. ;p

[ReverendSyn]

She's like Matlock, except without the gruff charm. Or the usefulness. Or the likeability...

[Arrowdodger]

Kind of like if the woman from Murder She Wrote just barked orders while she sat in front of the TV.

[ReverendSyn]

Yeah, exactly! Good call.

[CorralHeavens]

loll!! (You stupid bastard! I could stab you in the eyes right-now! -So help me GOD!) XD loll I am a psychic.. and it's frickin'-funny! XD ^^

[noseyb]

MY GOD, DAVID!

[CorralHeavens]

XD loll! Listen to me david!

-Wake-up!

[brooksmc]

u moron