"People I've Seen On Public Transport" Tales Of Mere Existence

[Aunpaidintern]

Is porn even allowed on the bus or in public?

[snakepit000]

Gotta love San Francisco.

[Hackified]

Lol wtf @ the guy who stated at you the whole ride

He was probably like that guy looks like this guy getting done in the ass in this here fag magazine XD

[pikachufan102]

Lol the public bus is like a new adventure everyday. You never know know what kinda people you'll find

[emeraldstorm12]

you live in boston!?!or near boston!?

[nopacsnone]

the guy was drunk as a lord, so i got to read the magazine anyway.

legit laughed. hard

[wocathoden]

lmao



[Lordhermitcrab]

I didn't know Elmer Fudd enjoyed Football.

[Ensichrys]

Ahhhhhh, public transportation. The mystery, the romance, the assholes...

[DeathnoteBB]

please put a rating on more of your videos so i can actually watch them

[SuperPinkSummer]

OMGSH You're from Boston~ AWESOME

[Hapseleg]

3:15 Ernie at the right?

love your videos <3

[bobslifeanimation]

The guy that couldn't say his r's and l's correctly is like the guy on the big bang theory

[stoplyinn]

harcore gay porn haha

[TheHiphopneverdied]

I always Wonder if I'll have to start living a life together with the people on my bus or plain in case it crashes in the middle of no where

[vampiricange]

...I've been watching this video for months and I only just realized he was talking about the T in boston after recognizing the stop.

[TheLambdaTeam]

This is a very frequent happening to me. I'm just sittin' on da bus, enjoyin' da sweet life, and mindin' mah own God damned business, and then I see that a girl keeps staring at me!!! And this doesn't happenz just once - it happens quite frequently through a month. Yes, I am nervous.

[H3LLOxKiMCHi]

the 38 Geary? San Francisco! :D

[TinyGlassHouses]

the guy shaking his ass is just like Freddie Mercury!! <3

"mama... just killed a man..."

[justinsftw]

The last guy is Dr. Tobias Funke MD, licensed Analrapist.

[ratm239]

@justinsftw lol

[TheLambdaTeam]

The sports guy is the biggest moron in the whole known universe....sheesh :S

[iz300]

I think one girl will remeber me on the bus, as she sat beside me in a bus filled with people. I was high like ive never been before. With red eyes like the devils skin, I just could not stop laughing for the whole buss ride. 

[beefuzz]

I take the 38 and every time, it is a new experience. I wonder if the bus just lets people show their true identity...

[theliveing]

Dude, im getting tired of this bull shit of yours!

STOP SAYING MY THOUGHTS OUTloaUD!!!!!!!!

[xXLindasFishXx]

OH MAH GOSH, YOU LIVED IN THE BOSTON AREA? So did I, but I moved to Texas (no joke)

[aubreyjesusfreak]

Elmer Fudd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sadderstar]

I just added this to my favowits.. :P

[loveofflies]

3:14 very far right, middle(ish) row. ERNIE

[nikkijaneallison]

The Sports guy sounds like Leo and Satan.

[93003ayo]

elmer fudd

[SimplyBergman]

@93003ayo

elmer fudd

[cielmort]

The guy in the shorts is totally Tobias Funke.

[cyanmanta]

@cielmort I'm afraid he just blue himself...

[spehizle]

I know a guy who talks JUST like the sports guy. He's a nice enough person, and a charismatic enough person, but he's not terribly witty, clever, charming, or even nice enough to count as above average. Yet somehow everyone who hangs out with him absolutely adores him. I thought it was because he talked like a baby. At first I thought he was faking it to give him a cheap social edge. Then I learned he did amateur acting, so I went to two of his performances. He's not a good actor.

[cyanmanta]

I'll bet if anyone ever confronted that first guy and got in his face about his shitty attitude, he probably would have changed seats permanently. People like that usually can't take it as well as they dish it out.

[QW5ub255bW91cw]

YEAH! that last part at the end.. i think that too.

[scottiecheng7]

the gay pornography bit just about killed me.

[LizaLermontov]

Did Levni go to Harvard? Or he just hung out in Harvard Square sometimes?

[ZebraSpots19]

I don't know why this entertains me so much. But it does.

[thecrazymike12]

am i the only one that has noticed that about half of levs videos on the sugestion bar are flagged...

[SvalbardJanMayen1976]

When I was a messenger in SF I remember the 38 Geary, one of those dragon buses, scary fucker...

[rrrv137]

There is always one freak on the bus. If you don't see one, guess what? It you.

[GrimTheCrow]

@rrrv137 Ahahaha! Best comment,

[SorrowBound]

When in public, I just assume that I am so ordinary that no one will remember me. It generally alleviates my self-consciousness to some extent. However, this backfires when someone actually remembers me on a second encounter and I'm too overwhelmed with shock to act normal.

[GreyxNinja]

this makes me feel bad to rive in rarlington

[dstrbo13]

thank you

[LonerArts]

im a fresnoen and i see people like that on the bus to its creepy the people who are straved to talk.

[GasMaskGamer]

i would have LOVED to see that dude with th shorts, it would make my days alot better everyday

[blatantlyable]

"dollar bill into the fare machine?"...forgive me for being a new yorker with my metrocard but some states actually do that?

[Pemdas94]

@blatantlyable ^ What a typically new yorker comment. We have "metrocards" in Massachusetts too. We call them charlie cards.

[blatantlyable]

@blatantlyable which is why i said "forgive me" because i thought i might have sounded a smidgen pretentious. but i am intrigued though, they're really called charlie cards?

[TheLambdaTeam]

I don't know , why, but girlz on da bus ALWAYZ make this!

When I'm not lookin' at 'em, they keep staring at me! And when I accidently look at them (or because I can't stand it anymore when someone is starin' at me), they quickly turn away and do something else! This is really upsetting!

Any ideas?

[CrazyDelcyTV]

@TheLambdaTeam i know what ou mean, lmao. happens a lot.

[drubasna]

@TheLambdaTeam I am a girl and I usualy do that when I find somebody attractive...Maybe they just like you, haven't you thought of that? :P

[TheLambdaTeam]

Well, not really, because I'm really not attractive...from my own perspective. But you are a cutie :)

[Syntox]

Man, you oughta take a ride on a New York City subway and do a sequel to this one!

[TheSkylineAwaits]

When he mentioned the guy with the shorts that started too late and ended too early, I immediately thought of SteveKardynal.

[zugrath16]

holy smokes, I know a sportsfan that talks exaclty like that!

Either its the same person, or we just created a new stereotype. Nice.

[Creepzza]

God, your videos are so great

[nerdygurlrulez]

nice. awesome.

[87doofer]

One of the best skits I have seen thus far =) Really enjoyed the quirky humor

[MrSpadeofAce]

the sportsguy hillarious

[latieraeve]

u sure you dint do any porn in collage? Maybe the guy recognized you

[HaldoChan]

Look at your porn. Now back at Lev. Now back at your porn. Now back at Lev.

[SuperTapey]

@HaldoChan sadly your porn isnt lev

[BazookaChipmunk]

@HaldoChan Sadly, it isn't Lev.

[Annaie123]

@HaldoChan Sadly, your porn is not Lev.

[TheN01R]

My friend Autumn's dad, Richard... is totally the Dallas Cowboys fan. Awwington weawwy is worth while. lol

[SugoiAsano]

Wow I didn't know you were in SF XD the gay guy is awesome

[kimthehottest]

on my morning train there's always a young overweight man covered in acne scars listening to extremely loud rock music, always in a black jacket, always staring at me.

[musicgrl7101]

The Sports guy sounds like Elmer Fudd :)

[Disco32er]

@musicgrl7101 Thats exacly what I was thinking when I heard Lev saying it! xD

[teel115]

I, too, have trouble putting my money in the machine. Nobody looks at me like I'm an incompetent moron, but I imagine they do, and I sometimes feel like they might be right.

[ExpLoDeRa]

i have asked to me the same question.. and the only conclusion that i have is that yeah some people will remember me from time to time coz i remember some people too

[connect2reality]

I didn't know that Elmer Fudd was into the Dallas Cowboys.

[MissusFingerBottom]

I do hate public transport, mostly because of the people on it.

[janistonbest]

willy willy worthwhywe wideo my fwend.

[BennyOcean]

Elmer Fud ; )

[AngelIsAnArtist]

Lol at Bert

[brownjellow1]

does he still make videos? if so i sub

[IGaveMyNameToThatGuy]

I sit and make origami birds out of my last bus ticket

the kind that flap their wings. I always wonder if people find them on the bus and figure out that they do that, though chances are they'll go unnoticed til they're thrown away

[angecrwfrd]

@IGaveMyNameToThatGuy That. Is awesome. I would keep such a find for the rest of my life.

[MrSale90]

I am falling in love on a regular basis on public transport... here, in Serbia, you get to see the most beautiful girls in the trams or busses. :)

[Solushed]

I have seen very few interesting characters and mostly crazy people start conversations with me, old people too, but one main characteristic is that most smell like a decomposing animal for some reason

[YeahiKnowSillyName]

a wetwactable woof!

[MrReman23]

Life is better with hoes.

[niky1189]

Lev! I Love You!!!

[KaitieStarr]

the guy who spoke to everyone about football.... i'm almost positive you met my grandpa.

[juniorerdude366]

The hardcore sports guy sounds like Elmer Fudd.

[venamek]

For Who ever has seen meatspin, thumbs up if you fucking lost it at 2:46

[JordansGuitarCovers]

lol at 3:14 in the middle on the right, is that Ernie from "Sesame Street"?

[nixlord010]

HOLY SHIT u were on a bus with elmer fud

kick ass

[spiker21123]

that superior guy probably should have ruled the world lol



[souflondon1]

i got a freind who talks like that hahaha

[Lyonskel1]

the guy with the magazines and the guy with the boom box should meet up sometime.

[SlyFly101]

The last part says everything.

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

3:14 i need to know what bus you were riding when you saw ernie

[5t3Maiden]

@R33MiXlovesWAYNE Bert :P

[2DVision]

You should be the next Elmer Fudd.

[JavaSpitLava]

lol the gay porn dude was funny HAHA

[LordPayne]

I would love it if one of these people... or all of them, have seen this video.

[Ollie7707]

My family and I saw a lady getting on the bus that had a permanent scowl on her face and a large duffel bag. Instantly when she saw my aunt, she started yelling at her. Amid the nonsense were phrases like "YOU ARE AN AGGRESSIVE PERSON! IT'S NO WONDER YOU HAVE THAT CAST, SOMEONE PROBABLY KICKED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SO AGGRESSIVE!" and saying that it was because she was a rich snob that she wore black. The bus was crowded and my cousin had to sit by her for the 40 minute bus ride out of the city. xD

[justonegringo]

The first bus ride I ever took in L.A. was extremely traumatic-I avoid the bus.

[enriqueuret]

after watching all your videos i came to a conclusion.... life sucks!

[xxdiogenescynicxx]

@enriqueuret You had to watch his videos to figure that out? I would say it is pretty obvious.

[hp4tw]

@enriqueuret have sex then life is better.

[XpliciTTRecords]

@enriqueuret no life is great!

[EvilTim1234]

@enriqueuret he is enticingly depressing. he also makes you think though so the thought "i'm better the him" doesn't work cause then you wonder if thinking that makes you a bad person

[Towelietowel]

I've got two windows up. One is the video of you shirtless doing fart-noises with your armpits. The other is hardcore gay pornography.

Looking at the porn, then looking at you, then looking at the porn, then looking at you, then looking at--

[delusionaldragon42]

Look at the porn, now back at me, now back at the porn, now back at me. Sadly, it isn't me. But it can smell like me..

[iamacoffeemonster]

whenever i see little kids or newborns on the bus with their parents, I always wonder if I will see them 10 years later somewhere in the world, not knowing that I met them in a bus 10 years ago. yeah cus im weird like that. :P

[A13x24]

I love your work

[forestnymph02]

I am in love with your mind... :3

[IMayBeADreamer5]

lolololol

[fjmnkl]

3:14 Ernie from Sesame st.

[draco207]

You have a really soothing voice, you know?

[sunshley]

wow i remember so many people from the bus. In my mind, i would start a whole relationship with anyone who interested me, once i really disliked a certain girl and another time i thought i had seen the most attractive guy in my life. A year later, we met trough friends and we kissed. It was a very great moment :)

[Fan1234Naruto]

i think i made a friend by random, just meeting them on the street....hummm

[AngelKissedFromHell]

If I was the guy staring at you, I wouldn't have needed the porn mags...just sayin.

[CarmenMirage]

Sometimes i think about that too. If anyone seems to remember me just like I remember them. Sometimes I also wonder if the people who take pictures outside ever notice me in the background of their picture.

[morikahjo]

I read somewhere the other day that the mind has the copacity to remember EVERYONE you ever briefly see in your life...so that when you dream of someone you don't know....it's probably somebody you HAVE seen in real life.

[alfabel20]

marry me lev!!!!!



[alfabel20]

@alfabel20 hahahahahha

[DCadulusJake]

@alfabel20 did you just laugh at your own joke? On YouTube? O.o

[alfabel20]

@DCadulusJake  yes i did hahahahaha

[DCadulusJake]

@alfabel20 and then you reply... 5 months later... OK then...

[KurtCanWearADress]

i see the weirdest people on the bus sometimes....

mostly just obnoxious highschool morons that i try to ignore the whole ride to school

[tokyojamez]

I think this has to be one of my top Lev videos, I like how clear the line work is here~ :)

[bookworm645]

That one dude sounded like Elmer Fud. O.O

[Kookiejen]

I used to live in Arlington. ^^

Wyette calls the cowboy's statium the great pimple on the face of Arlington.

My mom calls it a spaceship.

[Munchy365]

Was expecting the second dude to pull out Hunk Rump magazine

[jemmao241]

oh my god, i talk exactly like the dude at 2:06 o.O

[IzzyBuzyFrizzy]

hhmmm, the fanatic dude sounds like Elmer Fudd.

[ownedtwic3]

I subscribed the first few seconds.

[Kenshin8080]

i heard american didnt have busses as public trnasport

[rapid994]

@Kenshin8080 then you heard wrong lol.. i used to take the bus everyday lol what country are you from o.O

[Hector951000]

welly welly good video as always

[dreamsforester]

wetwactable woof. hahahhhahaha

[morikahjo]

xD Ahaha! This is funny! I might be riding a bus this week! I'm looking forward to it now.....but I live in a city....so I very well could be killed....but you never know!

[New2Modeling10]

I feel that there's a little something left in everyone's mind about yourself after they've come into your presence.

When i was litttle i thought of myself as a nobody with barley any friends, so i left the district and was homeschooled for a few years. When i came back to the district about four years later, i was welcomed with casual greetings and questions like "where ya been?" and "haven't seen ya in forever" really like i never left that long. I'm always amazed by the people we remember...

[insector2]

Haha. Nice Elmer Fudd impression.

[mizermymoppy]

Levni, do you still live in SF? I take the 38 Geary all the time too :]

[Capz541]

3:13 is that ernie XD

[grandswordmaster]

2:06 you make a great elmer fudd with that voice.

[musicMONKEY07]

I was on the bus one morning and a guy I've seen quite often comes onto the bus pays and walks past me to sit down right as we go around the big round about and he fell on me 0_o This is funny as it is but the thing that really stood out is that he weighs about 35 stone and I weight about 8 stone. My life flashed before my eyes D:

[Spiritan3mz]

One time i saw some guy roll a joint on the bus.

[Uprising771]

@Spiritan3mz that is normal

[Smok3theRainbow]

holy shyt he sounds like elmer fud or however you spell his name, haha

[blues03]

3:13 Ernie from Sesame Street.

I'm gettin' old.

[304thViewer]

haha! I can't begin to describe the creeps I've met on public transport! I'm glad I no longer have to use it! I LOVE your sketches and stories AgentXPQ!!

[littleskullgirl]

this girl used to get on my bus every morning and for about 4 years she had the same bag and would read twilight again and again. in that time i never spoke to her once cause she seemed caught up in her reading plus it was early morning so i prefered to listen to music.then one day there was some terrible snow that blocked most of the buses when a bus did come we got on it together. she offered me some chewing gum so we finally spoke. we are now friends. :)

[katikar1]

this is one of my favorite of your videos

[6thhokagephil]

So your saying you have been on the same bus as A dude with a stick up his ass, a Gay fellow, Elmer Fudd, And a gogo dancer from the 80's, quite a tale Lev~

[PwnN00bsFtw210]

I love your voice.....You should read me a bedtime story ^^

[trxspirit]

wewactable woof

[Meekayell]

Moral of the Story: Go to College and then expect to be working in a coffee shop by the age of 38 :P (trolls back off, just a joke)

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

it is interesting seeing all different kinds of people. :] I always seem to think that whenever I'm in a public place, like the mall, library, or what have you....

[woodpusher900]

BOSTON



[soylentgreenb]

Every once in a while I see this dude in the Stockholm subway system, rocking out to whatever music plays in his head phones on the platform. This wouldn't be so weird if it wasn't for the fact that he's in shorts, bare bellied, fat as a walrus and doesn't particularly seem to care if its in the middle of winter and the platform is open to the elements.

[BaronDeGunther]

"like there's no tomorrow" ahahahahaha

[Waytofindyourself]

You did something unintentionally outlandish! You portrayed all these people and even if they didn't know it back then you now made this film and therefore let all people, who are interested, plus the people, who just stumbled upon this, know, that you where that particular peculiar guy in the bus, who used to stare at people and look very absentmindedly... CONGRATS!

[MonstrosityDoll]

i used to see this guy on the subway and he always had a shopping cart filled with doll parts... no jk :S

[pncslvd]

Elmer Fudd is a Dallas Cowboys fan?