Down & Dirty with Jim Norton - Patrice O'Neal

[haribo687]

"I got some candy!! Go get tha candy!!" HAHAHAHA

[mrgoodbar1997]

AYE SUK DIK MORRY! LOL =]

[jfredericks]

she dead cause she wont stop suckin dick!

[ezzthemc]

I love the "stop suckin dick" guy.

[phinchy007]

4:02-4:27 hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[billhobin07]

i cryed for the 1st time in 5 years from external forces:( rip

[jcannion]

I'm in here for 30 years for suckin' dick...lol

[gzephier]

@jcannion for sucking 40+ dicks, and lying about it XD

[pacmanfever100]

RIP Patrice O'Neal.

[eckzavier]

RIP One of the Greatest

[1975pookie]

That crowd was lame as hell.

[trebliw69]

That dude is crazy!!!

[kapp241]

R.I.P Patrice! You will always go down in my book as one of the greatest!

[redefiningsk8ing]

@kapp241 damn I didn't know he died until I read your comment. Thats really messed up, he was one of my favorite comedians and he always made me smile and laugh :(

[TheWhizzkid23]

No country for old pussy, no thank you friendo I'm not fucking that

[Mo2477]

mother is in the back crying 'hurrrrrrggghh, i can't stop her from suckin dick' looooooool that is some funny shit

[jcStarkravingmad]

Patrice is a social scientist ... The King of The Break Down...

[datfyre]

this was some bullshit



[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

squirting titty milk and she goes "tsk tsk tsk ay" hahahahahah

[ZombieKiller766]

17 ppl suck dick

[JRuffinelli]

Flowers and a house dot com, hahahaha. Fucking Patrice.

[deewhyelayin]

if patrice didnt do that hack-ass "WHITE PEOPLE" material...he'd be great, his non 'LOL WHITE PEOPLE' stuff is good...but i cant stand that typical black comedian white/black shit. his older stuff he did that shit alot, but now he has a lot better act and im a fan.

hes always been funny on O&E and talk-type shows

[nbadraft08]

@deewhyelayin what, is racism over? are there no racial tensions that exist anymore? anything is hacky that isnt funny. a hack subject can great as long as you have your own spin or point of view on it. and he does. your misplaced condescension sucks.

[nbadraft08]

@deewhyelayin what, is racism over? are there no racial tensions that exist anymore? anything is hacky that isnt funny. a hack subject can great as long as you have your own spin or point of view on it. and he does. your misplaced condescension sucks.

[nbadraft08]

@deewhyelayin what, is racism over? are there no racial tensions that exist anymore? anything is hacky that isnt funny. a hack subject can great as long as you have your own spin or point of view on it. and he does. your misplaced condescension sucks.

[FlankerVT]

u gotta admit...some asian porn is just vile... i can't watch that shit.

But those kissing vids are pretty hot

[adetu264]

Kinda sad though. He's like a throwback to the immensely talented black artists of yesteryear, who for some reason could not hit the big time. Hope he makes it big though, even Chris Rock acknowledges this man's talent. Maybe it's better for him this way, who knows what will happen to him if he hits big time... Drugs, Alcohol, women, death....

[george77772moons]

his description of the porn was dead-on. a shitload of links to red-listed sites with like no actual content.

[dwil2002]

Damn, I wish I had that Asian porn site. LOL!

[nDieJaeJoong]

@dwil2002 i found something smiliar, do you want me to give you the link?

[RealHipHopest1988]

Lmfao @ "wife beater sweater"

[maxishere4]

I always remembered from this show the jim norton bit about the guy who fucked a horse and died story

[legacy917]

you hear that fuckin round of applaus???? the man is definitely a comedic fuckin genius.. also really down to earth, all around nice guy.. humble and honest.. thumbs up man.. yea yea yea I know.. ok enough dick suckin already.. just had to show my respect to the man....

[ZombieKiller766]

yep, it was the singer from Motorhead

[ZombieKiller766]

I HAHAHAHAHA CANT XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN HAHAHAH BREATHE XD IM GONNA HAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN DIE HAHAHAH XD

[ZombieKiller766]

is the DJ the singer from Motorhead?????

[94Cioppa]

@ZombieKiller766 yes 

[jmanders2007]

@ZombieKiller766 long time to wait for an answer; lol! But in case you still need to know, yes it is the singer and bassist for Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister.

[jcannion]

@ZombieKiller766 Yeah Dummy.

[MrSV996]

Patrice O'Neal for President

[ABRmessengers]

who are the people disliking??

[JOSERULZ69]

@ABRmessengers 13 year olds not getting their dick sucked.

[VMorphius]

I hate when he says, "I gotta go you all"

[smokePR0]

favorite idk... katt and kevin love stil out there

[gerardLUULZ]

i go on porno journeys all the time

[worsecards]

so funny

[SickVicious996]

Patrice O Neal is the Best!

[SHOKMAN10]

im trying, ha,ha,ha,ha

[pantex1928]

Shut up! I'm takin' you on a journey..........

[icyhell1]

IIAAHH SUCH DIICK MOORI!!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[longview1987]

a wife beater sweater lol

[fatgirlfister]

THE BEST SHIT EVER!!!!!

[MrOfficialification]

one of the coldest comics ever, way to underrated

[CoolerKing37]

lmao, Lemmy's the DJ?

[lilmoo7]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh ... ha

[1xDannyHey1x]

i like how stand up comedians can talk about anything and they dont get ashamed or crucified for what they say as long as your not micheal richards haha

[mmsal]

@1xDannyHey1x its all delivery and calculated timing. this just doesnt happen its just patrice makes it look easy cuz hes a comedic genius

[vitaminfromthesky]

got to love Patrice, but he is much funnier on the radio when things come unexpected. 

[ort3n]

now giggle.... ahahuuh lol fuckin funny

[nickypeeps]

that son of a bitch gets a standing ovation just walking out on stage. if he had an ounce of politeness, he really would be one of the biggest comedians in the country, and he'd be in the middle of filming Hot Tub Time Machine 2

[paulkingmidas]

@nickypeeps ...he is one of the 'biggest' comedians, literaly... lol

[aarontheairsofter]

STOP SUCKIN DICK!STOP SUCKIN DICK!

[solidblood]

hahahaha sooo funny

[shedgen0]

his maury impression is awesome

[MrJustinjustin]

hilarious and educational.

[SonnyDano]

"squiggly-lines, circles, flowers and a house dot com"

[purpleomlet]

added to favorites.

[hjr88]

I can go grab a 19yr old titty and shes like "stop! don't grab that, quit" and I'm happy too, I'm like giggling like "Why? I don't wanna. I don't wanna, Why I gotta, I don't wanna stop I just wanna touch it. I got some candy. Go get the candy, get the candy." "Why I gotta get the candy?!" We just all giggling and havi...ng a fun time with the 19yr old.............LMAO!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[analogdharma]

I love Patrice, but someone should remove his salsa dip holding hat.

[thegman1234]

Omg I'm crying haha. He had me rolling with that Maury bit... Omg that was funny.

[beefdog]

titty milk lol

[zuneboy100]

Wife beater sweater! LOL

[4syth]

Jus' take ya draws off y'old bitch.

[MrLongSofty]

ahhahahahahah the Maury show wowowowowowowo that was so funny man i've always thought that shit was funny.

[Knicks2Dend]

This is what comedy is about.

[daonelucas91]

dats one ugly suit

[youdontknownothin420]

@ChildeRolandofGilead maybe it's because their wives were there. lol

[1844Freddy]

what a sweet intro by lil' jimmy!

[HolaBabyMilo]

LMFAO0O HAHAHAHAHA

STOP SUCKIN DICK I SAID STOP SUCKIN DICK

SHUT UP I SAID STOP SUCKIN DICK

LMFAO0O HAHAH

[Vidguy78]

@ bobbeedigi Between unemployment, jerking off, occupying space in your mom’s basement, and being a deficit on society I'm surprised that someone of your infinite wisdom would bother to respond to a comment I posted over five months ago. What else does a functioning retard manage to do with their time? Wait a minute...I do not give a shit. Congratulations on finding the spell check scholar. I know you have more time than I do to waste, so feel free to fire away. Get a clue cocksucker.

[zekehooper]

Now giggle....shit that is so true.

[RawwestHide]

I jerked off to that Japanese titty milk video also.

[Fistwagon]

Hahaha jerking of with shame. "AWwhhh..ssshhh..." *jerk jerk*

[nzephier]

shes dead cuz she wouldnt stop suckin dick!!!

[tomczyce]

porno journey...lol

[gunkymunk]

no country for old pussy

[TR3YBUCK]

not some of his best $hit,most white people didn't identify with the maury show bit.

[zekehooper]

I got some candy...go get the candy.....True and funny.

[WCDMXLUDA]

"We Gave her a Lie detector test, asked her if she sucked 20 dicks before she came here, she said yes. The lie detector determined that was a lie she sucked 40 dicks!"

"You wanna be in here, I'm In Here For Sucking Dick!!"

[adrastea]

Fucking someone for tap water with no ice. Patrice would be a slutty woman. Wouldent even have to change his name waka waka.

[OboxerU]

Lemmy rules.

[Materazzi83]

"a dick -sucking journey to stop sucking dick" lmfao

[ased215er]

"I suck dick Maury" ahahahaha

[FuckinMetal3694]

motorhead muther fuck !

[tyler0896]

I love how Jimmy had to jump a little to reach the mic and pull it down.

[anatolianINVASION]

My favorite comedian

[JuggernuatPeezy]

Wife beater Sweater....she's dead cuz she wouldn't stop sucking dick...Lmfaooooooooo

[KlaxTheUnholy]

30 years!

[mastercheif4072165]

He does a perfect of some crazy white/black teen suckin dicks.

[clutch1245]

No country for old pussy.  Fuckin hilarious.

[ERoBB1]

lol, its a shame the crowd didnt pick up on the Friend-O joke. Hilarious.

[ederm971]

@ERoBB1 what was the friend-o joke?

[MrSFblack]

@ederm971

dude,its a reference to the movie no country for old men...

[spacecowboy95]

"Im taking you on a dick sucking journey, to stop sucking dick"

Patrice nails exactly how stupid those shows are.

[emericaskataable]

after this vid i went for a porn journey

[Kingofcorrect]

Patrice makes me made b/c he doesn't advertise or do dvds or CDs, or network at all, last i heard.

[lousyacrobat]

1) lewis ck 2)patricle oneal. these two set the mark. everyone else is just immitating.

[titmank]

perfectly said

[kayele]

agreed! my two favorite, in that order t

[MattieBonfig]

I suck dick maury. hahaha

[SEMICHUCK]

does he have any new stuff out?

[Vidguy78]

To the asshole who is throwing insults: Chill out you little cum guzzler. I was joking. Seriously, you should thoroughly check history before giving claim to a people who weren't even literate the first few thousands years they walk the planet. White people didn't discover shit. The template was already in place. What they benefited from and laid claim to was the equivalent of stealing. But I guess, they know a lot about that, don't they?

[Vidguy78]

P.S. By the way Pete, site precedent bitch, on technology, discovery, and exploration. Who was the forbearers to all this shit you're claiming? Give names and dates? Oh yeah, don't bother personally contacting me. You and I know you wouldn't do shit if you saw me face to face.

[bobbeedigi]

@Vidguy78 * cite

* forebearers

Learn how to spell asshole. Checkmate

[LiebenSie11]

@Vidguy78 lol yay lets argue over the computer because real life never gets as good as this, i know im a badass when people continue on with their lives and stop replying to my messages. Haha

[rich6886]

After lil Yimmy, Patrice is the second best comedian out there.

[Vidguy78]

I am still trying to figure out what white people are good for.

[amayagab]

Suckin' dick

[PeterManspackle]

invention, technology, discovery and exploration

it was white humans that first discovered niggers inthe african jungles

[cal31BRIAN23]

So why come on his video ?, you dickhead

[Key2daUnderground]

why would you even come on here?

[tipyd]

Hahahha this huy is funny as hell

he always make me laugh ''i wish sombody would suck my dick''

''then there is a 13 year old boy

[rafaelitokilgore]

The Lie Dectector Determined That Was A Lie, She Sucked 40 dicks lmao

[gcgcgc8]

lmfao

[PoilishedMahogony]

"now giggle"

"HERR"

fantastic

[s0undtribe]

this is the kind of comedy that is the best, just a cartoony dude telling you a great story that you can relate to and its hilarious. fuck these one liners WHATS THE DEAL WITH COUPONS ugh...

awesome shit i laughed a lot

[henry7515]

STOP SUCKING DICK, STOP SUCKING DICK!!!!....ahahahhahahahahaha­hahahhahhahahahahahahhahha

[callmemrbunnzzz]

yea lisa lamp her stuff is the same over and over and over

[callmemrbunnzzz]

i cant stip replaying it after the 3 minute mark lol. stop suckin dick i said stop suckin dick!

[Jermondo]

No country for old pussy!!!LOL

[MrSp4r10]

4:53 - the end is THE BEST EVER!!!!!!

I SUCK DICK MAURY!

im in here for 30 years cause i wouldnt stop SUCKIN DICK! you dont wanna stop suckin dick?!! you wanna be in here with me for 30 years??>!!

[jonathanpqsi]

thank you lemmy for bringing me out to music ive never heard... LOL

[Andres247ish]

you cant giggle no more???

im trying!!!!

huh huh hahahaha

[LivingIn1969]

LEMMY

[thugXmosh]

patrice looks so skinny in this clip, haha.

[angela1894]

Where people booing?

[xAxiom720x]

no.. they were going WOO WOO WOO, ya know?

[SEXYNIGGA6969]

STOP SUCK'N DICK!!!!!

[danpats1]

why do so many black people have a big gap in between their two front teeth

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Maybe its because of the breeding programs slave owners created?

[cal31BRIAN23]

Funny how your talking racist shit, yet your on a black person's video. Racist dickheads are so dumb.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I wasnt being racist. I was stating a fact of history. White people bred african slaves to be stronger and better slaves.

[cal31BRIAN23]

Ok then, sorry.

[PeterManspackle]

slavery is the only thing niggers are good for

[InterRage]

@PeterManspackle

what else?

[sigmundbombas]

@PeterManspackle

your mother like nigger´s dick

and your girlfriend get´s fucked in the ass by black dudes

[IOTV]

she those jokes only make us better because who doesnt want nigger dick

[xAxiom720x]

yea, no white people have that.

way to be a douche.

[lady1kaos]

IM IN HERE 30 YEARS FOR SUCKING DICK

[House322]

No country for old pussy Jack!

[SBV123]

"I suck dick Maury!"

[kobedawson]

OMG! Your the new # 1 of all stand-up comedians... You and Lisa Lamponelli should go on tour! Bet you two will be the two highest paid comedians ever for a Tour!!! I'd pay top dollar and fly out to see that!!! GO PATRICE!!!

From NWT CANADA:)

[sublime8992]

lamponellis a hack, patrice is gold.

[AnalDan]

LEGEND!!!!!!!!!

[killwhitey88d]

my stomach hurts now LOL!!!

[holytroz]

patrice is a king

[droneinline]

A wife beater sweater HA.

[xtallyx1]

"Stop sucking dick ! I said stop sucking dick !! "

LOL !

[mikecope1313]

this guy is 2 fuckin funny

[markymarkbb]

damn he was so right about the high school thing I'll be 18 and that's gonna suck "who is she she's hot" and she'll be 14 damn!!

[markymarkbb]

I always listen to him when he's on Opie and Anthony and I have to say those episodes are the funniest

[hobbitthedog]

Patrice is massive!

[heartyhoopz1184]

lol!

you KNOW that was all improv!

[heatersens]

that maury bit was fucken priceless

[smokinballa415]

i LOLed mad hard..

[ChildeRolandofGilead]

Patrice was awesome, the audience was lame.

How can any man not identify with the porn story?

[MrLongSofty]

@ChildeRolandofGilead I think they do but alot of "Couples" go to those shows and they are afraid to laugh about stuff like that in front of their girlfreinds :(

He got a shitload of laughs tho, they were just quiet laughs broman he did good.

Nobody is gonna Blast out laughing about their jerkoff episodes lol

It's a touchy subject i think he murdered it

[DCaple0013]

ive actually been on that journey

[MisterAtoms]

damn...he was too nervous here. Far from his best.

[dyldem]

funny ass guy haha

[wackysimfilms]

ugh he is so rude to women :( he talksd about women as if they are only for mens pleasure.

[LAPunk1986]

They are. Now shut up, suck my dick, and scrub the toilet. Later you can make me a sandwich and if I deem you worthy I'll dump a load of cum in your bat cave womb. DIE!

[kittenready]

let me guess...you have been in trouble with the law before?????...