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  • stand up, sit up stand up

    ?

  • amen.

  • Best 5 seconds of my life.

  • No YOU sht the fuck up!! >:[

  • I dont even understand a word

  • aww damnit! i just lost the game, why now of all times?

  • This video has truly helped me to grow and mold into a more well-rounded and carved individual. Never has any video been so influential and persuasive that I have been so obedient to listen to the powerful words of this very gifted individual, Jack Nicholson. I googled him, and now I am a diehard fan of him, and will cling to his every word until the day I die.

  • @SinnohX You made my day.

  • that was 5 sec

  • Wait... Video was 5 seconds long...I...Is...Confused?

  • omg! I just realized the meaning of life!

  • This is basically American politics in a nutshell.

  • i sent this video to my girlfriend...make that ex girlfriend

  • I liked the part where he said shut up

  • did he say stfu

  • Two words. Hellz. Yeah!!!

  • simply wow...

  • Sounds like he said "Jeff,shut the shut up" . Like that makes total sense.

  • @TheOwl1970 I think he miss said itm ands said Jeff, Shut the **** up because I heard it like you did problaly, and listened carefully

  • what did he say?

  • This is from the movie "Mars Attacks"

  • IT'S FIVE SECONDS, YOU FOOL!

  • I know what life is about now.

  • HAHAHAHA I HATE THAT MAN!

  • Lol wtf?

  • Hmm, ultimately wonderful.

    Certainly not useless: everyone who watches this will unknowingly go away a wiser person.

  • why does spam typical always start with "please don't read this?"

  • MURF.

  • that was important if i didnt c that i think id die

  • it was just rubbish

  • that was a total watse of time. thank you.

  • Most useless 4 seconds of my life. Along with the 15 seconds it took to type this.

  • lemme guess, the audio came from "the perincess diaries" that movie is filled with "shut ups"

  • No, it's from Mars Attacks.

  • thanks man.

  • glad to provide wisdom :D

  • Shut Awp!

  • ooohhh 4 seconds, calm your pubes.

  • omfg you wasted 4 seconds!? what a disastor? realize it, your ARE wasting time when you are on youtube...

  • And what's even MORE ironic/pathetic is that he wasted probably over double that time bitching about wasting said seconds, amirite?

  • Hmm... good advice.

  • Thank you.

  • MUST OBEY JACK NICHOLSON!

  • @Dodershift MUST OBEYYY!!

  • this video has answered all my questions about life. thank you with a smiley :D

  • LOL

  • best actor there ever was.......

  • IS...not was

  • he is type cast, everything he does is "Jack as...", where as actors I prefer become like a different person. Oldman, Hopkins, to name but two, are far more entertaining to watch.

  • At least he does an amazing job in those roles.

  • I do not think he is a true actor, he is a "star" a personality put into roles. I did like him in The Departed, but I find his performances one dimensional and flat. Edward Norton is a far better actor, he seems like a different person in every role. That is what acting is supposed to be, not the Hollywood celebrity jerk off sessions Jack gets. "As Good as it Gets" is as far away from his personality he has ever acted, and that was just adding a neurosis to his usual self.

  • welcome to english. does your correction even make sense?

  • o.0

  • ack! ack!

  • i have no sound so i'll just say HI

    =)

  • STFU

  • lol

  • breath taking lol 5/5

  • brilliant

  • lmao

  • Payaso!

  • war jack

  • ball status

  • hahaha funny

  • I Love it man....HAHAHAHA good work.

  • brilliant! just brilliant!

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