MST3k:TISCWSLaBMUZ (Part 5/10)

[SarethSirBootalot]

ffffffff what happened to the rest of the parts?

Did jewtube go into it's hitler fit again?

[Spameggssausage]

that's a big stage for a crummy little carnival midway

[ThaddeusRobe]

Hiiiiii...

[Servocaster]

at 4:06 she looks like she has a kleenex floating on her forehead.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"So Ray Dennis Steckler just filmed an open stage night and made it half his movie"

[Oodus]

"I remain unaffected."

[bmt277]

the nerve he saw me in my modest business suit LOL

[penguinkiller86]

Take off your hair !

[lostintechnicolor]

I've tried to watch this episode so many times, and I just can't make it through. The movie is sooooo boring. Other episodes I can never finish are: Monster a Go Go, The Castle of Fu-Manchu, and The Wild World of Batwoman.

[Popcultureguy3000]

@lostintechnicolor The Wild Wild World of Batwoman is so worth the wait!! The last 40-30 minutes are to crazy and too stupid to even begin to describe. It was a bona-fide riffing goldmine! With that being said Monster A Go Go was an all around terrible movie, it can not be made funny.

[NoIDidunt10]

@Popcultureguy3000 Monster A -Go-Go was way too boring to make fun of.Movies like this one had colorful,weird characters along with being flops. I loved how the entertainers in this movie seemingly were picked at random off the street,along with the choreographer

[tonymontana1974]

"oh ill wash the dishes.....WITH MY HAT."

[Oppledeldoc]

Mary Jo Pehl does a great "perky" hairdresser bit.

[flandersfails]

LOL at mike's hairstyle

[Gr8fulElegy]

River-dance....THE STRIP SHOW!!!!

[JHZildjian]

"The nerve! He saw me in my modest business suit."

[insanedemonspaz]

You know your movies is bad when your title is longer than your actual movie.

[thedaemonforever]

Couldn't Ray Steckler have gotten a girl to play an evil, mind-controlling stripper that was a little less...HIDEOUS?? Sheesh! Although it's not, but should be implied, I assume with this character that her mind control powers are the only thing that fools the audience into thinking she's "hot". (Very unfortunate, to us the viewers of this movie that know the real truth. LOL)

[fkovacs1]

R.I.P Ray Dennis Steckler , 1/7/09

[galaxyrock]

Uncle Stripper wants you!

[nut126]

well so far: no creatures have stopped living, i haven't seen any mixed-up zombies...

but this is some incredibly strange shit

[fkovacs1]

The top girl in that dance number really looks like her Schick is out of shape; does that loin covering look like a giant untamed pubic thatch or what?????

[vlcupper]

Maybe it's the merkin version of a pasty.

[sillygrl23]

Unfortunely, now I see what you are talking about.....that looks so gross!

[PantisMantis]

Dorky Guy:"Oh, uh, I'll do the dishes..."

Mike:"With my hat."

Love the delivery on that.

[Weirdgirl213]

Movie:"it hurts...."

Tom servo:" to stapple your eyeballs"

[evilevilasuka]

so when do zombies come into the picture? or at least the incredibly strange creatures?!

[Tareltonlives]

I think maybe the dancers are the zombies.

[silvertamagachi]

Man . . . that "Exit" sign is smokin'. Definitely my favorite character.

[SoundsmithOne]

She could use a couple of Supremes, or a Pip, or somethin'...

[onomatopaeia]

"there are cookies and punch in the fellowship hall." hahaha

[Herr12]

Ladies and Gentlemen: Los Feliz Navidad Dancers!

River dance The strip show.

How this is a tribute to Madeleine Albright?

[Tareltonlives]

So, which is worse, the strip show here, or the one in "Hobgoblins"?

[guruatomik]

Hard to say. I watched Ed Wood's "Orgy of The Dead" a while back and compared to that movie every strip tease the best strip tease ever. Orgy of The Dead is the worst Ed Wood movie I've ever seen.

[Cagair]

And that's saying someting. Didn't Ed Wood movies turn up on MST3K quite frequently back when it was on?

[86IHM86]

According to the MST3K wiki he had a hand in three of their movies:

Bride of the Monster-season 4

The Sinister Urge-season 6

THe Violent Years-season 6

[Ravenstryk]

"She has a God-given talent...for making tuna casserole!" lmfao..I don't know why but I just burst out laughing when he said that..

[theSonicYouth]

"Take me out to the...take me out to the...take me out to the..."

[DivisionOtaku]

Wait a sec... did they sing in the first seconds "Holy Night" in german?

Oh god XD

Sorry, but I am german and I`m surprised... they got the words right.

[delkana84]

I know in hymnals here in the US that the verses for "Silent Night, Holy Night" are written in German sometimes at the bottom of the page (or the first verse is written in both German and English).

[12Hamanhaingen]

Okay, so I'm pretty sure these are the "strange creatures". I just wish they would "stop living" already.

[bowiesprettything]

Thrill as he looks for the men's room!

The nerve. He saw me in my modest business suit!

[TheSabessa]

"We're fully dressed! What are you doing!?"

Torgo:"Well it's almost time for me to go on, better put on my g-string."

LOL XD

[phanface]

"Cindy 'Room-Clearer' Larson!" That's one of the cruelest things I've ever heard...but I LOVE IT! I even applied that nickname to someone in music school. (Personally, I liked her song.)

[h0bbitatheart]

"He looks like one of those Easter Island statues." Oh my God, he DOES!

[jline43]

that lead dancer doesn't believe in grooming it seems

[skittleq6]

its like when you go to the movies and a lady with big hair sits in front of you and you cant see the movie

[TheUnknownAlias]

Dang it! Ever since Mike took off the hair, the movie became worse!

[riotsword]

Oh, wow, Shelly's first appearance!

I'd never seen this episode before, and loved it when she game Mike the "dry look".

[redgrant63]

2:23 anyone know the name of this singer?

[johnnyo3535]

How much more time can this movie waste with these ridiculous singing and dancing acts?

[Falcovsleon20]

"Riverdance! The strip show!"

Y'know, this is the one problem I have with all these bad movies they watch in MST3K: They move too slow. We're half-way through the movie and nothing related to strange creatures turning into mixed-up zombies has happened.

[fishgul69]

"with my hat!"

"its the moebus strip of music, it goes nowhere and came from nowhere"

"I dedicate this song to sylvia plath"

"watch as she walks around!" (which isn't as bad as a comedy kung-fu movie I saw where the beauty pageant contestant just sat on stage and BREATHED!! lolz)

[HarryPotter1992x]

LMAO Mike makes it look like Marge Simpson is watching the movie! XD

[DredlockHolmes]

Is it just me or does that "with my hat" guy look a lot like Fred Astaire o_O

[Tareltonlives]

Yeah, Fred Astaire on crack, pretty much

[Tareltonlives]

"She'd better be nude!"

"Poor Emmet Kelly didn't age well"

[brrrenna]

"Ah, she has a God-given talent...for making tuna casserole"

[magpiepeck]

You know what I'm looking at right now?

That exit sign.

lol

[DMCdawg]

It's a flyer for Ortega's band!

[kiratu]

ooww he's singing "stille nacht"...sauber servo, ich wusste ihr liebt uns heimlich^^

[rothiepotato]

"Take off your clothes!"

"Take off your hair!"

xD

[Tralman1965]

"Will work for salve".

[AmbrMerlinus]

23 skiddoo!

[McWolfcastle]

"Well..I'm up next,better get my g-string"

[swgmigraines]

"Oddly enough, Andrea Dworkin choreographed this."

[Mrjon314]

You know what I'm looking at right now? That exit sign.

[MisterRayVideo]

"...the song stylings of Helen Crump." LOL

[ufogate]

Wow, there's actually continuity in this show! That high-hair gag was actually carried over to another episode... I think it was the Puma Man one?

[Tareltonlives]

Yes. Puma Man.

[NamiAsakura]

There's a Puma Man reference in this one? Ah! I didn't catch it! And that's my favorite episode too...

[DarkWobbuffet]

"Walk as she walks around!"

LOL!!! XD

[DarkWobbuffet]

watch'

[rhetoricalsquirrel]

6:51-

AH!! PEE-WEE REFERENCE!!!

xD

that just totally made my day!!

[Tareltonlives]

"There's something Laverne-and-Shirley-esque about this"

"It hurts-" "To staple your eyeballs!"

Now, what's worse, the strip here, or the one in Hobgoblins?

[LinusManning]

I realize now that so many of the movies that they watch are bad because the filmmakers didn't know what they should be about. The movie is supposed to be about zombies right? Why am I at part five of ten and so far all I have seen are song and dance numbers or lame teenagers.

[RobertCohn97]

a mobius strip of music!! LOL

[thequay1]

"Oh, I'll wash the dishes." "... with my HAT."

"We're fully clothed! What are you doing?"

[Tareltonlives]

"He doesn't know many dishes I have stacked up, the poor dope"

[AtomPenguin]

Ugh... Ortega in a g-string...

[rogerinkart]

'Watch as she walks around!'

[CCNuck]

I never noticed before how often Mike laughs during the movie.

"23 Skidoo!"

[PerryPlanet]

"You know what I'm looking at right now? That exit sign."

[LoneConformist]

"Will work for salve."

[TheGreenestG]

"Take off your hair!"

I love the Nanite bits.

"Well, I'm up next; better get my g-string on."

"What a ripoff! What about the other glove!?"

[whothehellismoop]

haha he really does look like a easter island statue

[mjrchapin]

The lead actor has an unfortunate resemblance to Nicholas Cage. And these dancers--ain't this a little over the top for a circus/carnival??

[tweekinstickman]

Thank you! I was trying to remember the name - Nicholas Cage - exactly!! It made me wonder at Nicholas"s age! LOL - thought maybe he found hair implants and started anew...

[Unclephart]

Don't the guys even drop Nicolas Cage's name later on?

[ufogate]

I know, right? That's what I've been thinking as early as part one :P

[RingshadowCat]

"So how is this a tribute to Madeline Albright?"

[DarkWobbuffet]

More like a tribute to lock-knee'd zebras.

[Tareltonlives]

"Such hair-trigger precision; they're like the Blue Angels of dancing" "Yeah, one wrong move and they all crash!"

[hellspawn211]

lol, mikes hair looks like the slim jim guy

[rushnerd]

AHAHAH ZOMG!!! I cannot believe mike walked back into the theater with the doo! I love!

"Hey! Down in front!"

[Garnetsigma]

"Oh, I'll wash the dishes... with my HAT."

Also, yay for Shelli! I love the Nanites, and it's good to see another female character on the show.

[SalientAlien]

"It's a mobius strip of music, it comes from nowhere and leads nowhere."

[thedaemonforever]

"Uncle Stripper wants you!"

[ilovetheknife]

"It's not yooooou...(Mike - "It's the guy next to yoooooou")LOL

[Kittyangelgirl]

"You know what I'm looking at? That exit sign oh yeah."

"She has a God-given talent-for making tuna casserole!"

[hackpuppet]

The hymns! XD

Ray Dennis Steckler may have had some issues with women.

I dedicate this song to Sylvia Plath.

Watch as she walks around!

[corechil]

He doesn't know how many dishes I have stacked up poor dope...

She better be nude.

Watch an average housewife get ready for bed!