Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

[thegamemaster5500]

put it in speed 2x

[Mrleafsfan93]

I thought it was the big brain.

[byron4557]

i been killing them since i took my first bath at age 3

[bobojack83]

Ah, back when Family Guy was still funny

[Matrelith]

I regret nothing.

[3DSismash]

They'd eat us so I'm going to touch myself more. Hope I get extra points for touching others

[RevanRA]

@3DSismash Just wait until you get to the endurance round.

[jelmor11]

On the third day, God invented the Remington Bull-Action rifle so that man could hunt the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals.

[MyLittleBrony5]

Related video: Family Guy - IT WAS GOD

[ParkourPlumberz]

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[EatinBagles]

:touchyourselfatnight: :touchyourselfatnight: :touchyourselfatnight: :touchyourselfatnight:

[milanisboss]

im gonnao kill a dinosaur in the shower...

[juz311]

:touchyourselfatnight: this had brought me here

[mistamattjr]

Like this if troll emoticons brought you here

[mrlogicalman1]

CHRISTIANS WIPED OUT THE DINOSAURS

[thegreathistorian7]

christ-logic at its finest. 

[rayman1995]

medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[firehorse224]

I shall still touch my self all sexy-like

[ItsMattttt]

:touchyourselfatnight:

[METALMAN4Wii]

I for one am glad we have caring teachers like him...!

[drag0nmandudething]

This is my answer to every why question XD

[acenace24]

Im still gunna touch myself..........

[MrCurt123]

@acenace24 And im gonna repture you're anus with my massive bear cock.

[SirPepe666]

@MrCurt123

Youre a wizard, Mr.Curt

[2015rocks1]

funny! Hey check out my videos!

[heyuglylosers]

YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

[ilovelani69]

This is what is taught in science class in christian private schools :/

[HalBoredom]

nice thing to tell a kid

[Khalis33]

I don't quite understand this joke of touching yourself at night? Care to explain anyone?

[griggins]

@Khalis33 When a man or woman loves him or herself very much, they do special things to their junk at night (or morning, or afternoon.) Guys lube up their cocks and just furiously beat the hell out of 'em, and kill babies. Girls like to stick fingers, banana's and dinosaur bones into their cooch and bleed all over the rug. Dinosaurs had the gift of foresight, and rather than stick around to watch us do this, had decided to kill themselves instead.

[griggins]

@Khalis33 When a man or woman loves him or herself very much, they do special things to their junk at night (or morning, or afternoon.) Guys lube up their cocks and just furiously beat the hell out of 'em, and kill babies. Girls like to stick fingers, banana's and dinosaur bones into their cooch and bleed all over the rug. Dinosaurs had the gift of foresight, and rather than stick around to watch us do this, had decided to kill themselves instead.

[hypesboi]

@Khalis33 How can I explain this without corrupting you? Um...it's feeling your privates for your own pleasure.But don't try it out for yourself after this post.....Trust me.

[Khalis33]

@hypesboi hey every young men/women has done that fapfapfap thing!!! Don't say like we've never did fafpafap before!!!

[hypesboi]

@Khalis33 "zips up pants" I'm sorry, was busy with "stuff". Now what were you saying again? Something about tap-tap or.....

[undocumentedspot]

Did you notice, Peter's chin was one ball when he was kid.

[marionkyle143]

:touchyourselfatnight:

[policechaser]

I'm not going to kill another dinosaur again.  :-(

[JIMMYRANDOVLOGS]

:touchyourselfatnight:

[TheRaptorPope]

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!

[sodombestthrash]

@TheRaptorPope not mr freeze puns

[StarWarsFan443]

@TheRaptorPope hahaaha that was cold :)

[xchickenmanx]

@carllito12 someone hasn't seen Batman & Robin

[footsy913]

what episode is this called

[pryzed1]

54 people touch themeselve's at night.

[Jed0fSpades]

@pryzed1 You've seriously underestimated

[SmashLiXs]

imagine if someone asked why michael jacckson & steve jobs died

[zonip67]

Hungry poor children

[aabbklll101]

ah i thought if peter touched himself fairies would die -rimshot-

ya ya ya :) ....-cricket-.....fuck u all peter pan is awsome >:l

[marlb0r015]

I always use that line whe someone asks me ''why'' questions XD Is so funny XD

[nLbBamf22]

54 people touch themselves

[shaidan14]

Well that wasn't nice at all. 😳

[yannoru]

I hate it when the two top rated comments are responses

[grkpektis]

OMG you can kill an entire species by jerking off. That is awesome, now I have a good excuse to do it more often

[MrSamster911]

don't you just love it when the two top comments are both replys?

[jmj540]

@MrSamster911 shut up and stop complaining bitch

[ScarletFire22]

oooh so That's how the dinosaurs died, I thought it was a meteor. darn it, I should have gotten an F on that report back in third grade.

[ThatRandomDude98]

hahahhahahahah

[Stryker14X]

Because you touched yourself at night :D lo- Wait.. OH SHIIIII-

[VideoGamer869]

Aw shit I've been killing dinosaur since I was 8.

[johnduded]

@VideoGamer869 Is it dead yet?

[griggins]

@VideoGamer869 Pretty sure you've been touching yourself since you were born, even if you didn't realize it. :p

[VideoGamer869]

@griggins HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[The50feetdeep]

@VideoGamer869 so before u were 8 u would let it flail around when u piss thats gross lol

[VideoGamer869]

@The50feetdeep No I wouldn't piss. It just felt good.

[planetary109]

@VideoGamer869 I've been doing it since I was five.

[MrGamerstate]

@VideoGamer869 129 of your likers are touching themselves now D:

[datnewnewification]

@VideoGamer869 what the hell 8!?!

[VideoGamer869]

@datnewnewification Yeah. I didn't find out what I was doing till I was 11

[datnewnewification]

@VideoGamer869 ummm fair play...

[TripleA90000]

those looking for waterbagel comment need to just press alt-f and type his name in

[nalpak55]

Lol

[AWSOMxROFLxGUY1]

HOW DOES HE KNOW!

[Zaccruehead]

@GrammyDude22 I was obviously joking. Dumb shit

[Zaccruehead]

@flippycutebutevil How the hell do you have that much time? Get a job

[GrammyDude22]

@Zaccruehead He obviously was joking about the 44 days... How the hell did you take something like that so seriously? Get a life. ;)

[timeseal619]

funnny how every one took forever to fine water bagels comment when it took me like...30 seconds lol

[MetalCore2010]

AHH FUCK!! now I have to find waterbagel's comment!!!!! Plus, I'm hungry and my gf needs sex!!!!!

[Emigdiosback]

every time you masturbate, god kills a dinosaur.

[MaBB2394]

But wait, Mr. Freeze told me the dinosaurs were killed by the Ice Age! I am so confused -__-

[Reaper46234]

@MaBB2394 He told me they where killed by tennis /watch?v=CMgpHWqD_y0

(and the ice age)

[hazza3]

I was gonna make a "arrow to the knee" joke but then I touched myself at night.

[Heymynameisdanielle]

:touchyourselfatnight:



[renegadesdelbarrio]

FUCK!!.....now i gotta find the damn comment

[MrCubeKing]

My life in 7 seconds...

[lastEvergreen]

PWNED!

[dragonbaas]

it's because a piece of gravel fell from the sky

[Ryctophaze94]

ಠ_ಠ

[stallionplaya52]

"I used to touch myself at night, but then i took an arrow to the knee". Congratulations I found waterbagel's comment.

[chawnchuu]

@top comments 1.) no thanks

2.) yes u did GET OVER IT

[93Randomname]

Press 5 for a Subliminal Message : )

[tatertottattum]

IT MAKES SENSE!

[Xxbr3akitsukixX]

awwww hhheheheheheheh hell naw

[TwillightSparkle]

I just got sent this cause I have troll emoticons and I was in a chat.

[LoveThemMusic]

i love how the guy's facial expression goes from bored, to angry, then bored again

[sammerthanyou]

troll emoticons?

[simonstanier]

This is now my response to almost every question. Reactions vary...

[santran]

Thumbs up if you saw my comment.

[YCCA9K]

:touchyourselfatnight:

[MrJuicycake]

The tour guy looks like young George Bush.

[LeGenerall]

Stop wasting time searching for waterbagel's comment... It's a just an arrow to the knee joke.... An annoying, and fucking retarded meme.

[Lirankn]

guys.. waterbagel passed away tonight give him the respect he deserves

[waterbagel]

@Lirankn like dis if u cry evry tiem

[zombiewarrior225]

@Lirankn he's still alive he posted a coment after you

[Justzaak]

who the hell is waterbagel

[icausewipes]

let me guess someone stole your sweet roll?

[XTwittyX]

I was going to take an arrow to the knee, but then I touched waterbagel at night.

[sirinterweb]

i was going to take an arrow to the knee, butthen i took an arrow to the knee

[ATacticalToaster]

Get top comment by:

1.Finding someones comment where no one else will

2.Respond with a completely intruiging yet stupid comment. example @ATacticalToaster Yeah if we did that, we would need a lot of paint and hot dog meat

3.Watch the horror unfold

[bleeda2]

@LegoMichael5 Get the fuck outta here are you fucking kidding me. Shit man, i spent monthes looking for that shit

[Sephiruto]

I used to be able to thumbs up your comment about being able to thumbs up until you took an arrow to the knee, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[MH0284]

@waterbagel 's comment is i used to touch myself at night but then i took an arrow to the knee. your welcome.

[deadguy718]

@MH0284 If he's making skyrim jokes he clearly still does!

[wookiedestroyer101]

@deadguy718 I used to make skyrim jokes but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[xFlyingOstrichx]

What waterbagel comment...

[sturniboy]

why is everybody getting arrows to the knee?

because you touch yourslef at night

[nalemanni]

I was gonna take an arrow to the knee, but then i touched myself at night.

[bctmusic]

I was looking for waterbagel's comment too. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[AndrosTalal]

Peter looked really disappointed

[ThePwnedsouthpark]

:touchyourselfatnight:



[planetary109]

I use to touch myself at night... and you expect me to say something about arrows to the knee don't you?

[kscaddding]

Peters face is like yea its true

[imXaXteapot2112]

That makes sense......

[AleG8RRage]

50 people touch themselves at night



[IowaHawkeyez]

great, no i have to find water bagel's comment

[RavenandChoo]

FAIL xD

[ArtistofLegacy]

Sure what person doesn't touch theirself?

We have to touch are feet to put our shoes on everyday.

[ArtistofLegacy]

@ArtistofLegacy our*

[SporeFan01234]

the description is spoilers.

[that1dude0092]

Day 31 Cant find waterbagel's comment

food is scarce and i dont think i have much time left

[bleeda2]

@that1dude0092 I'm on day 44 I haven't had water for days. I'm down to my last slice of potatoe skins. It is extremely cold out here. There is still no sign of waterbagel. Please if your out there help. My muscles are cramped, my throat feels like there is sand occupying it. Please I'm begging! If anyone is out there I am in desperate need of help.

[ZeldaFoxEars]

Be right back, I am off to find @waterbagel s comment. Hopefully I will survive!

[rotflmfaololzomg]

Thumbs down my comment for the hell of it.

[MrSpongemike44]

i'll save you some time and tell you what waterbagel said: "i used to touch myself at night, but then i took an arrow to the knee"

[smudgethekat]

@MrSpongemike44 Thank you brother.

[SanFrancisco259]

@MrSpongemike44 Thank you

[gentlegiant5678]

@MrSpongemike44 Thanks for sharing my comment, pass the savings on brother!

[bobbyjohn33]

well That was unexpected LMFAO

[heavymetaleroful]

:thefuck: jaja amazing, little petter was like, :okay:

[priamyvate]

i prefer futurama's joke on this

[Internet1001001]

*Gasp* How did he know??? D:

[CamalHaciyev]

:type:



[lolololage13]

because you touch yourself at night

[The13thRow]

THE ICE AGE

[TheUnrealStudios]

Peter: why does everyone think Justin Bieber is awesome and fly?

Teacher: because you touch yourself at night

Peter: <:(

[casshorse11]

Now whenever someone asks a question I always respond with that.

[junipermama1]

Thumbs up if you're looking for waterbagel's comment.

[waterbagel]

@junipermama1 even i thumbs-upped that one

i just wanted to be COOL :(

[derxius]

@junipermama1 I used to be able to thumbs up then i took an arrow to the knee

[UltraMario30000]

THE ICE AGE.

[datguyoverdere12]

@SgtHydra My friend used to make arrow in the knee jokes...... Then he got laid

[MrSpongemike44]

@gentlegiant5678 bless you sir

[SgtHydra]

I used to touch myself at night, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[JsonRulez]

@SgtHydra OH MY GOD THAT JOKE ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. 

[SgtHydra]

@JsonRulez I KNOW, RIGHT?

I'M BEING AN IRONIC FAGGOT!

[aKaxMaDxDaWGx]

great now i have to find waterbagel's comment...

[DJClubAmerica1]

@aKaxMaDxDaWGx he used to touch himself, but then he took an arrow to the knee

[XxSmexiehXx]

:touchyourselfatnight:

[ethananselezrajack]

like this if david sent you here from clays status

[shamanosexy1]

Im the 327,978 viewer

[Hurramate]

@shamanosexy1 Same!

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

i found peters voice more funny than his reply...

[iPodtouch8258]

Lol :)

[aguy70]

aw disappointing

[JsParker43]

I offensive myself at touch and find this very night

[TheSpongebobgo]

well that x's out of my other tab

[wildfan18568]

320,000 viewer! No joke!

[AwesomeMan295]

im the 320,000 person to see this, because you touch yourself at night