if you listen to this with your eyes closed and you have a really dirty mind,like me, it sounds so wrong. he was basically saying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! hot hot hot hot. ouch ouch ouch ouch..............wait. (if you really think about it you might understand :P) i know. im terrible.
zomg bear with a top hat. ! Theres something tho, you went all winky like with your face left eye right eye left right left right etc, but your eyelids didnt ding!:O odd.
get off of youtube you failure. You fucking larry the cable guy of soft comedy. You fucking "alternative" comedy hack. You have the appeal of a white version of carlos mencia. Enjoy your mediocre achievement of zerohood.
Jealousy is a terrible emotion. I feel sorry for you. Decided to give you a chance and see if you were worthy of such a comment. But, you sir are not. With videos consisting of a lame skull behind which you hide, makes you a coward. You should really learn to appreciate what you lack, talent.
Dude, wow. If you'd watch at least one of his really popular videos you'd see he's not thick-skulled at all, and really a very talented director of small videos and films. Plus, a lot of people find him funny, so don't ruin it. That was kinda lame.
Sorry about DemonSatan, he is a mental patient and normally not allowed to use the internet to post comments. But right now we are trying to reduce his compulsive masturbation so he will not masturbate himself unconscious EVERY night. DemonSatan, get off the internet now and you will get the red rectal pill you enjoy so much.
You still think that's somehow clever? Telling me I'm a mental patient or that I masturbate? Oh! Ow! I am crushed by the weight of your monumental wit! A psychiatrist could make a career analyzing your hatred of masturbation.
So, so DemonSatan. Put on your trousers again and clean up the mess. We don't hate masturbation, we only want to you do get your mind on something else.
lol
kirse4 3 weeks ago
pause the video and press 5
RawrGuitar1022 1 month ago
00:12
Buaam 2 months ago
I feel as if I just watched a Mysteryguitarman vid...
AceHainley 2 months ago
The day Craig Benzine.....
learned about GIFs.
sportsstar1998 2 months ago
I'll have what he's having.
FarfetchdForDinner 2 months ago
did one of the clones slip a roofie in his coffee?
sportsstar1998 3 months ago
I almost fell asleep during this vid... no joke.
blippetyblip 3 months ago
I think we need an animated Gif of that!
NoahMusic96 4 months ago
Too many GMOD Team Fortress 2 videos?
kyui13 4 months ago
BEAR WITH A TOP HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
shisumi1 5 months ago
your best video ever haha
caveman42 5 months ago
That scared the *shirt* out of me :O!
chubacaman1 5 months ago
Well, it looks like someone slipped Craig some coke.
pukipwner 5 months ago
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why the fuck are the top comments the same id say dick ball dugen berry with a dick face
storry1234 6 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Bear with a beret?
ninjaW1THglasses 6 months ago
did someone put laxative in the coffee? No, probably LCD
yamileth650 6 months ago
mystery beard man..!!
attsopal 6 months ago
Press 6 and 7. Nuff said.
blahblahblahblha303 7 months ago
WWWAHHAAAAAA????
timboprime 7 months ago
MysteryGuitarCraig?
TheBJM5678 7 months ago
Yes we know it's a bear with a top hat... we don't need two top rated comments telling us that.
Mubarak635 7 months ago 24
someone was bored....
MariazzZebra 7 months ago
0:07-0:32 0_o
Jedibigfoot 8 months ago
THIS IS ART.
ObakeGodOfShrink 8 months ago 7
aww. its a bear and it has a top hat :333333
rebz2k6 8 months ago
I saw this and got soooooo hyper....
mrbinsworth 8 months ago
why are the top rated comments the same thing?
IExemplarI 8 months ago 4
Amazing
MrMW2nd 9 months ago
BEER WITH A TOP HAT? lol
yuriytheman 9 months ago
top hats are awesome
KeybladeMaster33 9 months ago
i though my computer broke
spininblade 9 months ago
at first i thought my computer had a virus... lol
PinkWallaby 10 months ago 5
ADDING TO FAVS!!!
thelastKoraido 10 months ago
if your going to have the two highest rated comments by the same just have one
if your going to have the two highest rated comments by the same just have one
annonroi 10 months ago 4
Damn it, the two highest rated comments are the same. >:(
vermaxi 11 months ago 3
hold 2 and 5
TheBrainzor 11 months ago
That was the best 50 seconds of my life(:
xAlexandriaMozzx 11 months ago
What... The... Hell?
IPepperz 11 months ago
keep pressing 6 - 7, 6 - 7, 6 - 7 , stop hitting yourself!
JoeBloggo400 11 months ago
WOW I WANT WHATEVER WAS IN THAT COFFEE!
QueenOfTheAubergines 1 year ago 48
@QueenOfTheAubergines It's called final cut pro ;)
LegendRSA 1 week ago
Woah, creeper face at :11
isuckatsketch 1 year ago
either iam drunk or... nope iam drunk
EphraimRodrigez 1 year ago
That was rather beautiful.
KungfuCow5 1 year ago
woah.
slo1174 1 year ago
0:06-0:32......schizophrenia at it's finest?
Lisutbg 1 year ago
Wheezy Waiter YouTube Poop
Jack0vAllTrades 1 year ago
let's get married and have 100 babies ok
AliciaRoseElisabeth 1 year ago
I can pause at any point in this video and it looks hilarious.
gamekid870 1 year ago 4
why are the two highest comments the exact same thing? beardlovers, it is just a bear.
JalYtKetXil 1 year ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
wheezy... you've got to do a "geddan"... it'd be the best "geddan" EVER !!
retromelon123 1 year ago
@retromelon123 He did one!
TheAwkwardBanana 1 year ago
tweeeeeeeky
GypsyNoms 1 year ago
.....you got mysteryguitarman's coffee?
deanthefieldbench 1 year ago 4
Yo dudes who think winky girl is hot, link in the doobly doo!
McWillie111 1 year ago
Yes.
triforce10155 1 year ago
You have gained +1 subscriber.
Only 6000000000 more to become God.
Unless hacks
ennybm 1 year ago
This was probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. Ever.
lxnrhinners 1 year ago
bear with a top hat!
rebz2k6 1 year ago
Bear with a top hat NEEDS to be a shirt :D
MultiTDIfan 1 year ago 7
Mystery Guitar Waiter?
TheKevinOC 1 year ago 3
At first i thought i was getting BSOD
InfctedMushr00m 1 year ago
Wow look at the talented clone.... GET TO THE ALEGATOR PIT
bigredification1 1 year ago
"You're copying MysteryGuitarMan... you're copying... eauhuhauheuh"
jennaknorr 1 year ago
Better than mysterious guitar man
TheTocksic 1 year ago 4
amazing.
just...
amazing
oneawesomefreak1 1 year ago
Keep pressing 1 through 6 on the keyboard. It's fun.
LMA0NAISE 1 year ago
:o I... I just... That was... Holy shirt dude that was amazing!!!!!
RainyDayzHD 1 year ago
W......T.......F........?
epicmadnessosity 1 year ago
THE CHICK WINKING IS SOOOO HOT>>>CONTACT ME
gscott419 1 year ago
BEAR WITH A TOP HAT! omfg i love this!!!!!!!!
chezlover21 1 year ago
looks like MGM
MegaAppless 1 year ago
is it me or is wheezy really attractive in 2009?
heismykryptonite 1 year ago
@heismykryptonite Wheezy always attractive!! :D
bridishpie 1 year ago
have not laughed that much in forever and a day
magictut 1 year ago
0:11 Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah!
Buaam 1 year ago
I love the bear whit a top hat!
DrunkenMcDrunk 1 year ago 4
looks like mystery Guitar Man has some competition...
roostr20 1 year ago 2
I bet for one of those frames you were naked but it passed by so quickly we only noticed on a subliminal level.
ChaoticSupernova 1 year ago 2
BEAR WITH A TOP HAT!
UndeadCritic 1 year ago 8
More proof that Craig has godly editing skills and is super awesome.
Tripp426 1 year ago
Love that coffee freakout!
ringtail99 1 year ago
...I feel like i was on an acid trip when i watched this...that is what an acid trip feels like right?
realwarpetsbro 1 year ago
YA YA YA YA
MrCoolguy106 1 year ago
Your wink at 0:12 weren't dinging!
:-O
NeapolitanSixth 1 year ago 5
HILARIOUS! The guitar bit was awesome XD
PashOnPink 1 year ago
BEAR WITH A TOP HAT!
rdrums89 1 year ago 71
...my video froze on :12, and it was pretty hilarous.
Asirollmygreeneyes 1 year ago
Wow.... That was WONDERFUL.
CyraEm 1 year ago
best episode in existence evereverer.
DeminRamst 1 year ago
Youtube Poop?
ABleedingRose 1 year ago
WHY DO KEEP WATCHING THIS!?
pablomon3 1 year ago 6
this must have been a *ding* to edit.
lindseysayheyyy 1 year ago 7
BEAR WITH A TOP HAT!
Rosebomb8 1 year ago 147
bad tripbad trip ahh :P
RyanGruyters 1 year ago
OMG OMG MOM I'M TRIPPING BALLS
giantpluto 1 year ago
..i thought I was having technical difficulties until :35 lol
TinyLoca1989 1 year ago 3
the girl looks like my moms old boyfriends daughter...hmmmm....
Bailey25588 1 year ago
0:08 Ged...dan!
SoonToBeAwesome 1 year ago
that looked like a mouse with a top hat to me
s4m5on 1 year ago
i thawt my computer broke nd i kept like hittin the moniter :P oh nd the girl who winked man she is Fine..............
r3ap3r10 1 year ago
we need more bear with a top hat wheezy. now.
rebz2k6 1 year ago 5
BRILLIANT! LOL!!! Love the guitar scene hahahahaha
ZEROcounit 1 year ago
bear with a top hat!
norinvaux 1 year ago 9
FUCKING AWESOME!
SammehChick 1 year ago
You should re-do this video :3
ModestMachine 1 year ago
that must have taken a long time
kotaro169 1 year ago
THat was effing epic! Bear with a top hat FTW! I love youu <3
Mer1002 1 year ago
I miss this angle.
StrGrlOllie 1 year ago
and bear with a top hat! Ultimate win!
FromOuttaNowhere 1 year ago
BEAR WITH A TOPHAT!! OMGG
lilleahhere05 1 year ago 3
mysteryguitarbeard?
Boodrowski53 1 year ago
Goldeneye dance.
CordyBear1 1 year ago
if you listen to this with your eyes closed and you have a really dirty mind,like me, it sounds so wrong. he was basically saying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! hot hot hot hot. ouch ouch ouch ouch..............wait. (if you really think about it you might understand :P) i know. im terrible.
notyouraveragething 1 year ago
I thought I was getting a blue screen when this started 0_o
CCNezin1 1 year ago
lol what
Isawabirdy 1 year ago
Bear with a Tophat? O.o
ishiface 1 year ago 2
HOWED U DO THAT BROOOO
skybot808live 1 year ago
This is the first video in ages that has made me tear up from laughter. Kudos. Plus, winking girls is niiiice.
dustyb58 1 year ago
wat?
Lilyonsan 2 years ago
ohhh dear. craig? i think you need help.
thisroadichose 2 years ago
LMFAO BEAR WITH A TOP HAT! xD
OwlcatOwlcat 2 years ago 2
best wheezy waiter vid evar :P
blerbele632 2 years ago
zomg bear with a top hat. ! Theres something tho, you went all winky like with your face left eye right eye left right left right etc, but your eyelids didnt ding!:O odd.
IvarHuisman 2 years ago
yes, yes, and YES!
ironwine 2 years ago
The faces you make are so unreal! You my friend must have a face made of rubber!
RoxinPunch 2 years ago
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
mattboy1152 2 years ago 2
wtf that was random as hell lmfao
weirdstuffanimation7 2 years ago
Dude, that wasn't JUST a bear with a top hat, that was a Sylvanian!!!! Ah the memories. You, sir, have made my day :)
marauderpig 2 years ago 3
I loved this one. I really, really did. n_n
BurningDogFace 2 years ago
hahhaah the ending was fantastic
flanderlin 2 years ago 2
BEAR WITH A TOP HAT!
HeatherRawriee 2 years ago 3
sexy....
iAreCuteKitten 2 years ago 3
Winking girl was smoking hot! O_O
dxnation 2 years ago 232
@dxnation Not even :D lol
Miskarekola 1 year ago
@dxnation Yeah if you want to spend the next 5-10 years in a federal pen.
UhhhJaaa 1 year ago
@UhhhJaaa HDY BRO
austink1227 1 year ago
@UhhhJaaa She's 20
Ellipticus 1 year ago
@dxnation No!, you just need to jack off.
Boonchocks 1 year ago
lolwut?
Ajdizzle4rizzle 1 year ago 2
@dxnation Omg she is!
datluigi 1 year ago
@dxnation What about Scarlet?
Poopenheimer6746 1 year ago
winking girl was pretty =]
marajuana18 2 years ago 2
okay coolest video ive seen all day
rigodelsa312 2 years ago 151
@rigodelsa312 coolest video i've seen all year.
TheBrothersInShit 1 year ago
Omgosh that was awesome.
how'd you do that o_ o
YGP64 2 years ago 3
Crack
phantompunk 2 years ago
I will instead use this as an opportunity to brain storm for yet unseen visual debacles. Stay tuned!
Ganyiki 2 years ago
Why are you so adorable?
DJFarchnaught 2 years ago
(sigh) You stole my idea.
Ganyiki 2 years ago
Thats so cool. I wish I was cool... ;(
weilot 2 years ago 3
ow, my sides... :D:D:D
Relgappo 2 years ago
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zomg so random *holds up spork*
get off of youtube you failure. You fucking larry the cable guy of soft comedy. You fucking "alternative" comedy hack. You have the appeal of a white version of carlos mencia. Enjoy your mediocre achievement of zerohood.
DeimosSaturn 2 years ago
Jealousy is a terrible emotion. I feel sorry for you. Decided to give you a chance and see if you were worthy of such a comment. But, you sir are not. With videos consisting of a lame skull behind which you hide, makes you a coward. You should really learn to appreciate what you lack, talent.
Perrons7 2 years ago
Dude, wow. If you'd watch at least one of his really popular videos you'd see he's not thick-skulled at all, and really a very talented director of small videos and films. Plus, a lot of people find him funny, so don't ruin it. That was kinda lame.
Jaxycat67 2 years ago 4
Sorry about DemonSatan, he is a mental patient and normally not allowed to use the internet to post comments. But right now we are trying to reduce his compulsive masturbation so he will not masturbate himself unconscious EVERY night. DemonSatan, get off the internet now and you will get the red rectal pill you enjoy so much.
NorwegianKafir 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
You still think that's somehow clever? Telling me I'm a mental patient or that I masturbate? Oh! Ow! I am crushed by the weight of your monumental wit! A psychiatrist could make a career analyzing your hatred of masturbation.
DeimosSaturn 2 years ago
So, so DemonSatan. Put on your trousers again and clean up the mess. We don't hate masturbation, we only want to you do get your mind on something else.
NorwegianKafir 2 years ago
that was the most amazing thing i've seen all month
kristenality 2 years ago 2
bedoodoodoo!
StormyStephen 2 years ago
hehehe...bear with a top hat!
thenextbigthing12 2 years ago
Random and awesome... Love it!!!
Much love!!
Angieanything 2 years ago
After watching that, I saw the face of god.
It was just that awesome.
And then I exploded.
AllegraLegsLoves 2 years ago
My life is complete. Thank you.
dingosatemypringles 2 years ago
Yes, yes, and YES.
ayeeeesh 2 years ago 3
winker girl was pretty
mickyjd 2 years ago
I think I died... and BEAR WITH A TOPHAT BROUGHT ME BACK!!!
m1k3z0r2 2 years ago
That was awesome! :D
surferartchick 2 years ago
I only wish coffee had that effect on me...
missjo5ie 2 years ago
There was coffee in your coffee - that's what you'll find.
And that sure is a bear with a top hat.
Katiefoolery 2 years ago
I am confused...
redhandgrunt 2 years ago
lmao! what?!
UnavailablePhoenix 2 years ago
I concur.
bandgeekmike 2 years ago
Jeez, what the hell was that all about?
And the bear? With the top hat???
Weird, man.
DunlopDaytona 2 years ago