Stupidest ever record attempts: Guinness boss reveals all

[ImJoshinYah]

guiness records is a load o' shit now

[TheOriginalEntz]

Hah. Ye know ... if you look at the last two years releases of guiness book - it is filled with shit like the longest drawn evil train and stuff no one else is gonna do. It seems like any one can get in. The book ain't worth it's weight in salt. And many of the alleged "records" are not even the record for a specific event. they stopped checking to see if any one did it in the past I guess...

[SELFlnsurance]

"had to call the police....."

this poor man must receive tons of calls from lunatic nutjobs... all. day. long.

it's gotta be funny at first, but at the end it must get kind of scary :/

[MrFox0Fire]

most happiest person ever here:D

[Ln192]

@MrFox0Fire Gayest too.

[chickennoodlesoup901]

I was the one that sent in the evil train drawing.  :(

[MrProdigy331]

I came here from the 74-year old bodybuilder...

[andersbuer]

I can fart the longest. CAn i have record?

[siamesefish]

can someone please tell me what the FUCK he is saying from 0:03-0:04 ?

[pretendosse]

hahaha evil  train lmao

[atlhustlin101]

The evil train guy stuffed up. he was ment to go for most weed smoked while drawing an evil train

[KarinMikazuki]

I heard Randy Marsh can take the biggest shit.

[Mr3DOR]

Thumbs up if you tried to lick your elbow :D

[tatoearashiga]

who has the most number of record submitted rejected?

[Sebajstard]

What about the most stupid idea ever?

[softshot]

I can lick my scrotem

[BucketofThrowup]

You can hear him breathing in.

[Cristinarocks98]

lol evil train

[alexanderhersov]

hahahaha

[xoulepas]

he can go in the records as the most idiotic sounding speaker

[T16Akatsuki]

the best record ever was the most times kicking yourself in the face in one minute(74 times btw)

[TheDragonKatz]

ahh run hes gona eat u!!

[daniellandgrens]

U guys are so ignooorant guys. He probably fly over all the world and get food whenever he can. U are so ignoraant :D

[Ma1993Rc]

No, he isn't from Harry Potter, you mean Robbi Coltrane, he plays Hagrid :)

[adfadfewfrewafawefaw]

is he from HARRY POTTER?

[wolfgangle]

the an is a behemoth stud, sure he can strangle most keyboard artists here in a second with his bare paws

[xxlala88xx]

that news regarding the c-section by 15 yr old is true. Happen in India where both parents were doctors and trained their son to perform the procedure to their patient.

[burnrider2001]

Did u hear that? A 15 yr old did a Caeserian section and they called the police. I would have given him a job!! ASSHOLES!!

[theshadow170y]

@burnrider2001 are you retarded? he meant that a girl needed one at 15 yrs to give birth....

[burnrider2001]

@theshadow170y Ok so I have an attention problem and wasn't listening to the vid. If a 15 yr old did perform a C section, I would offer him a job!! I stand by that part!

[CocaCola782]

at 0:30 did he say "the youngest Sergeant"  because i meant a 29 year that that was Lt.Colonel in U.S army

[MikeDunn]

@CocaCola782 no, he said youngest surgeon. He said a 15 year old performed a c-section and he had to call the police. Not sure if he was joking.

[44ch1m]

I'm the current holder of the record for drawing the longest good train.

[UltimateKing011]

i can clean my nose with my tounge.

[maplestoryjapan]

@chepevargas Shut the fuck up fucking pussy nigger

[chepevargas]

ejaculating the fastest

[garagecrap]

I can lick back of my head. Does that qualify?

[UnitTheWorld]

He probaly broke the record for being far and ugly

[epyon96R]

yeah i meant king, sorry :{ but don are u sure its not the second one?

[DonAgalloch]

The train was in Dark Tower 3. Blaine the Mono for the win.

[1Michelangelo1]

@DonAgalloch he's a pain and a monorail train.. olive oil, not castoria. :P

[sweetvsbunner]

I bet he is the fastest at eating cheeseburgers...

[grams2grammys]

lollllll

[MasacruRo]

@sweetvsbunner good one i lol'd !

[n00bber]

@sweetvsbunner I rarely actually laugh when I read things on the computer by myself, but that made me lol like a chimpanzee

[makhwushi]

@sweetvsbunner :O so mean

[luvchiild]

@sweetvsbunner naw man thats randy from the trailer park boys

[6a6s6d6f]

@sweetvsbunner

i think its downing tea

[DubStepEdition]

@sweetvsbunne LOL

[epyon96R]

there is a drawing of an evil train in stephen steilbergs The Dark Tower 2, sent chills down my spine, its really creepy

[metarika2]

You mean Stephen King, right?

[fortune32]

"nooo"

[muuuungo]

i hav4e the longest penis... on my forehead.

[DeanIsMean]

M8, even if it's a tiny penis on your forehead I'm sure it's a record.

[marc96accord]

the biggest nuts recorded are 47lbs a piece and the size of bowling balls

[roquefort88888]

I wonder if the child who performed the Caesarean birth had first viewed the drawing of the evil train?

Chilling. This is why our society is falling apart.

[RockyBalboa211]

I love the evil train.. I wonder how the good train looks like?

[roquefort88888]

Personally, I'm betting it looks good.

Now if a promoter could get it on between the evil train and the good train... woah - I'd get that on pay-per-view.

[shivkite770]

i would like to lick his evil train. would that be a world record?

[Rob88Uk]

I would love to see that drawing of the evil train

[theeuprise]

@Rob88Uk

yeah me too

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

@Rob88Uk you gotta wonder what kind of drugs that guy was on to think there was a guiness record spot for evil train drawings

[farqcue]

its ricky gervais!

[lilbeebz]

lol

[KCG013]

I'd so co-sign that haha

[born2bewilddude]

new record

worlds coolest boss

[TheJurneyMan]

ahaha

nice

[itzmillertime3000]

thats great

lol

[kingcowz]

I can lick my El bow

[MrRAndom5]

lmao that guy is a legend, i hope i get a boss like him :D

[wildchild6J6Mc6]

Yano what, i think i should :)

[wildchild6J6Mc6]

First

[S4mmy0ps]

You should get a record