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I really liked this. I do agree that he should have worn gloves while loading the gun, but as we saw, he does take the casings with him. He also made sure to take the cigarette with him, which is where I was sure that your attention to detail would drop. I also really enjoyed the script (particularly the part where he deviates completely by detailing how to get a woman to go along with anal sex - genius) A full length version would great!
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You should take up a paypal collection to produce this full length and distribute. one change that definately must be made though. he should have had his gloves on when loading the bullets. Though it is unlikely that a usable print will come off it eliminating any possible trail is rule 2. also a real professional has already dealt with picking up the brass and will rig a bullet catcher on the side of his weapon. usually just a very loose bag to catch the expended shell.
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i love it!!! but you shoulda done something about the sound of your "glock 17". it sounds like a laptop being closed :P...never mind that, i really liked that movie.
Another thing I forgot to mention in my last comment, the fact that he talks about hitmen in films and says how to do it right, really adds some realism to the whole thing. Good job :)
Not bad at all. I liked the style of the inner dialogue playing a major role. It's almost like the whole movie is a bit of a tutorial, not just the sex part.
Cool start to learning the craft of action movies. I'm trying to learn horror myself and invite you to check mine out. I know I know, shamless plug, but I enjoyed this work and am a fan of short films.
Part 1 was better, now you have added sex and turned this into yet another average movie try to up ratings.
And for goodness sake who taught you how to handle firearms? No-one obviously, can't even load a mag with 8mm blanks. And an un-silenced Glock 17 fired three times is sure going to attract some attention!
Overall not too bag, but lose the swearing, sex, and you would have a better film.
I had a longer response typed out but it got the 500char axe. Soo to sum it up. EtherPilot is a pretntious self proclamed film critic that needs to get a clue that it was an am. film. Same goes for the rest of you that said the plot/script/acting sucked. Where is your movie? I liked it. Best part, the gun assembly while not looking (Propped, I assume...but still cool)
WTF, half way though this thing turned into a Porn Tutorial. The combo of poor script, and complete minmal knowledge of Firearms make this one of the poorist excuses for a film i've ever seen.
Are all these comments from your mates? bad story, bad script, didnt do enough market research on how to shag a girl up the arse, dull, looked worse than the Bill on a B&W tv. Good effort..
I loved this, it's brilliant. Hate to criticise, but: Flat shoes, shaved all over if possible (wig useful), cover it to prevent any of it being left at the scene. NEVER interact (surveilance, unnoticed texts to friends, calls, diaries (much check for) etc). No bonding, touching. No sneezing, coughing, no smoking (brand and then DNA). Never use the weapon/ammo once every six months (clean, dismantle, destroy). Prevent use of target's property, even door handles taps. Hehe!
Well, I'm certianly not a film maker. From the point of view that this was made purely for the internet, and on a very limited budget, it was a decent achievement. The main character didn't suffer from being camp (in fact that could have been turned into an excellent feature of the film) he suffered from poor acting and a substandard script. Not sure what this was shot on, but more attention to lighting and scene colouration would have lifted it.
This was good, but not really the schizzle. For example, the hitter was sloppy, leaving too much suspicion and possible evidence, and some parts were really not needed, making it drag. Yes the hitter was slightly camp, and looked as though he would fit more in a BBC drama about a manic drepressant father who has turned to drink as consoidation for his wifes death.
Nice camera work.
Note: A silencer does not silence the shot, it merely removes the muzzle flash (heard but not seen).
the bit that didnt make sense is surely the hitman would wanna make a clean get away?!! so y sleep with someone and leave ur DNA avaliable for police to trace? ud become a prime suspect
good film, very layer cakey. the guy was too cocky to be that caracter. also going to a club and her leaving with him would have had him susssed - a few minor imperfections and useless crap. but allot better than what is professionally done. camera angles/music was spot on. very get carter - micheal cain version. overall id say a definate 8.5 out of 10. all in all a worthy watch. keep up the work n hope you make it someday!
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the acting was a bit stiff and many lines were ackward/stupid. the overall theme and story is very cliche. I'm sure a lot of hard work was put into this but in the end the immaturity of the director is still very apparent. While it is certainty beyond amaturish, it still lacks the finesse of a professional.
this film has potential, but there is a lot of pretentious and unneccesary crap. it often feels like scenes are there only because the director wanted them there and not because they were suppose to be there. the shootout scene was well done but it added little to the story. The sex scene was also very ackward due mainly to the irrelevant dialogue about anal sex?
Absolutley fantastic film! Jason Blaine had a perfect amount of charisma and a darkly comic presence with his interesting dialogue ("Never ask a girl if you can fuck her in the ass")which carried this film into brilliance. The acting was top notch for something amateur, Jason Blaine's actor reminded me somewhat of Daniel Craig in Layer Cake but Pierce Brosnon in the Bond films.
I really liked the alfie type of way it was done and was a great insight to a well developed character.The sex scene could have been akward if i was watching it with someone else, but it was a good addition and varied the film. Overall , i was very impressed. The best 15 minutes of my day, lol. Toby
mrdalvin82, you talk rubbish. If youre looking for little faults like that , you are truly sad.The film was excellent- it was very cool and stylish. I questioned some of the music to begin with but it was better through out. I find that the music is very important in setting about what tone the film is in.
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Why would a hitman who is supposed to be so methodical in his work sleep with his target leaving countless DNA samples in his apartment? I thought it was pretentious rubbish probably made by somone who spends too much time watching Tarantino and Woo movies. The main character struts about spouting nonsense about how to be a killer, this has been done countless times before and better. But hey, a lot of sixteen year old boys will be impressed.
Kinda reminds me of Sin City. Funny how even in reality it's the ones closest to the victim that are usually the killers.
sleepyeyeguy 4 years ago
kickass dude.
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Gho5tooo 4 years ago
This was good stuff. You shoot this on the JCV HD100?
-Nate
rmavers 5 years ago
Nope, on Super 16mm film, The camera was an Aaton.
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jewpatrol333 5 years ago
Oh Damit, fuckin grate movie, realy!!! I enjoyed watching it!!
flanibanani 5 years ago
awesome
moeisking101 5 years ago
now all we can ask is did this guy get some poontang
wenalorm 5 years ago
he was pretty badass till he started dancing like a fairy
candyman7654 5 years ago
I really liked this. I do agree that he should have worn gloves while loading the gun, but as we saw, he does take the casings with him. He also made sure to take the cigarette with him, which is where I was sure that your attention to detail would drop. I also really enjoyed the script (particularly the part where he deviates completely by detailing how to get a woman to go along with anal sex - genius) A full length version would great!
feeneyw2 5 years ago
Lol, thanks dude.
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n34t43v3r 5 years ago
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yellowdog11 5 years ago
dont what,
bang bang!
BANG!
masterfurbix 5 years ago
You should take up a paypal collection to produce this full length and distribute. one change that definately must be made though. he should have had his gloves on when loading the bullets. Though it is unlikely that a usable print will come off it eliminating any possible trail is rule 2. also a real professional has already dealt with picking up the brass and will rig a bullet catcher on the side of his weapon. usually just a very loose bag to catch the expended shell.
elgoobero 5 years ago
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soymilk23 5 years ago
Going from baby oil to bullets - witty.
zhenyapukhova 5 years ago
i love it!!! but you shoulda done something about the sound of your "glock 17". it sounds like a laptop being closed :P...never mind that, i really liked that movie.
mrm1291 5 years ago
Very good. Well organized. Good luck on future films.
walkamouse 5 years ago
I really liked the dropped bullet. I found that scene to be more telling than most of the explication.
WhisperGardener 5 years ago
Very impressive. I really liked it. Good luck in the film industry; frankly this is much better than 99% of what you see in action movies these days.
sanjgij 5 years ago
Another thing I forgot to mention in my last comment, the fact that he talks about hitmen in films and says how to do it right, really adds some realism to the whole thing. Good job :)
jonnyboi2007 5 years ago
Woah! That was probably THE best thing I have ever seen on youtube, especially amateur. I hope you do well with your filming career.
jonnyboi2007 5 years ago
i actually LOVED the sex scene!!!!
TheXbutton 5 years ago
Bravo-I felt it was well done
CTUDirectorJackBauer 5 years ago
Sex scene was dumb, but the rest was needed and put together well...
stainedpast 5 years ago
Extremely well done!!! Enjoying it from Ggermany!! Best of the Kind i've jet seen on YouTube!!
SmokieMacPot 5 years ago
Good job man. I liked it.
timwillhack 5 years ago
great! enjoying it from spain
lamasloka 5 years ago
awesome stuff - very slickly put together. enjoyed it!
jacproduction 5 years ago
where did the sex scene come from?
we went from killing to f***ing like way too fast.
mattgibbons318 5 years ago
Not bad at all. I liked the style of the inner dialogue playing a major role. It's almost like the whole movie is a bit of a tutorial, not just the sex part.
Cool start to learning the craft of action movies. I'm trying to learn horror myself and invite you to check mine out. I know I know, shamless plug, but I enjoyed this work and am a fan of short films.
RottenMovie 5 years ago
very good work man! opposites your vids mine are trash ^^
bitema 5 years ago
Part 1 was better, now you have added sex and turned this into yet another average movie try to up ratings.
And for goodness sake who taught you how to handle firearms? No-one obviously, can't even load a mag with 8mm blanks. And an un-silenced Glock 17 fired three times is sure going to attract some attention!
Overall not too bag, but lose the swearing, sex, and you would have a better film.
McMadkat 5 years ago
like the mirror
BCable2006 5 years ago
I had a longer response typed out but it got the 500char axe. Soo to sum it up. EtherPilot is a pretntious self proclamed film critic that needs to get a clue that it was an am. film. Same goes for the rest of you that said the plot/script/acting sucked. Where is your movie? I liked it. Best part, the gun assembly while not looking (Propped, I assume...but still cool)
Zeruex 5 years ago
you really copied taxi driver in that mirror scene
ma0ma0ma0 5 years ago
great short.. especially considering they often tend to get too arty and plotless..
Think i've seen the commentary pause thing (like when he's shot dead) before but I like the way u used it.
not too impressed with the ending
Oh yeah.. and very educational..definetly got to try the thumb-forefinger combination!! :D
miklesw 5 years ago
That was excellent I enjoyed it very much
Togusa21 5 years ago
Great
judrop 5 years ago
WTF, half way though this thing turned into a Porn Tutorial. The combo of poor script, and complete minmal knowledge of Firearms make this one of the poorist excuses for a film i've ever seen.
EtherPilot 5 years ago
LOL! Great fun... next time... use .40 hollow point, copper jacketed rounds instead of 9mm lead target rounds. Good job picking up the shells though.
karxmarl 5 years ago
cracking. dark, thoughtful.
mrjono2006 5 years ago
Even if you left dna in here body no-one could use it if the body was never found you idiots
saexon 5 years ago
Are all these comments from your mates? bad story, bad script, didnt do enough market research on how to shag a girl up the arse, dull, looked worse than the Bill on a B&W tv. Good effort..
mandarinmandaout 5 years ago
wouldn't show this to my mum tho, we all know why! Damn she would have liked it otherwise!
MrBeardo 5 years ago
I loved this, it's brilliant. Hate to criticise, but: Flat shoes, shaved all over if possible (wig useful), cover it to prevent any of it being left at the scene. NEVER interact (surveilance, unnoticed texts to friends, calls, diaries (much check for) etc). No bonding, touching. No sneezing, coughing, no smoking (brand and then DNA). Never use the weapon/ammo once every six months (clean, dismantle, destroy). Prevent use of target's property, even door handles taps. Hehe!
MrBeardo 5 years ago
Everyone needs to gripe about something it seems... Me, I got nothin' to say, except well done. Real solid.
ZachariaW 5 years ago
*cheesy grin with bottle of lube* "..Rock N Roll!" I enjoyed that, good work.
ballbagular 5 years ago
Well, I'm certianly not a film maker. From the point of view that this was made purely for the internet, and on a very limited budget, it was a decent achievement. The main character didn't suffer from being camp (in fact that could have been turned into an excellent feature of the film) he suffered from poor acting and a substandard script. Not sure what this was shot on, but more attention to lighting and scene colouration would have lifted it.
comtecia 5 years ago
Good movie. There's a lot more work to it that you might think. I enjoyed it.
Pylver 5 years ago
This was good, but not really the schizzle. For example, the hitter was sloppy, leaving too much suspicion and possible evidence, and some parts were really not needed, making it drag. Yes the hitter was slightly camp, and looked as though he would fit more in a BBC drama about a manic drepressant father who has turned to drink as consoidation for his wifes death.
Nice camera work.
Note: A silencer does not silence the shot, it merely removes the muzzle flash (heard but not seen).
oliverthebum 5 years ago
the bit that didnt make sense is surely the hitman would wanna make a clean get away?!! so y sleep with someone and leave ur DNA avaliable for police to trace? ud become a prime suspect
mikeeh86 5 years ago
Brilliant effort but cheesier than Mr Cheese driving to cheese town (to buy cheese) in his cheese machine.
aglackin 5 years ago
1. The window looks shut in the sniper scene.
2. Wouldn't a pro use a silencer if the kill was in a residential area - wall are paper thin in British homes!!
3. Bit dark at the begining - but that was probably intentional.
All in all a brilliant film with great FX and attention detail. Well done guys!
Regards,
D.
davekirwin 5 years ago
good film, very layer cakey. the guy was too cocky to be that caracter. also going to a club and her leaving with him would have had him susssed - a few minor imperfections and useless crap. but allot better than what is professionally done. camera angles/music was spot on. very get carter - micheal cain version. overall id say a definate 8.5 out of 10. all in all a worthy watch. keep up the work n hope you make it someday!
bruty2fruity 5 years ago
It is on here as a whole, just search Semi-Automatic, it's under my RickBush account.
catshatcockshot 5 years ago
Does this video work for anyone else? Every other movie on youtube works fine for me. Do you think you could upload it again? I loved the first one BTW.
appzwizzard 5 years ago
glocks are terrible...they jam like a sonuvabitch....no chance of jamming my ass
shapeless 5 years ago
the acting was a bit stiff and many lines were ackward/stupid. the overall theme and story is very cliche. I'm sure a lot of hard work was put into this but in the end the immaturity of the director is still very apparent. While it is certainty beyond amaturish, it still lacks the finesse of a professional.
darkchun 5 years ago
*awkward
cudtwo 5 years ago
this film has potential, but there is a lot of pretentious and unneccesary crap. it often feels like scenes are there only because the director wanted them there and not because they were suppose to be there. the shootout scene was well done but it added little to the story. The sex scene was also very ackward due mainly to the irrelevant dialogue about anal sex?
darkchun 5 years ago
It's not often for me to enjoy an amateur film due to poor acting/camera work/dialogue etc but this however was simply awesome.
callumWBA 5 years ago
Absolutley fantastic film! Jason Blaine had a perfect amount of charisma and a darkly comic presence with his interesting dialogue ("Never ask a girl if you can fuck her in the ass")which carried this film into brilliance. The acting was top notch for something amateur, Jason Blaine's actor reminded me somewhat of Daniel Craig in Layer Cake but Pierce Brosnon in the Bond films.
callumWBA 5 years ago
great movie lovedit. cant wait till you hit the big scren
flashbangkenny123 5 years ago
I really liked the alfie type of way it was done and was a great insight to a well developed character.The sex scene could have been akward if i was watching it with someone else, but it was a good addition and varied the film. Overall , i was very impressed. The best 15 minutes of my day, lol. Toby
eccleshallteam 5 years ago
mrdalvin82, you talk rubbish. If youre looking for little faults like that , you are truly sad.The film was excellent- it was very cool and stylish. I questioned some of the music to begin with but it was better through out. I find that the music is very important in setting about what tone the film is in.
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titttttttttsssssssss 5 years ago
Why would a hitman who is supposed to be so methodical in his work sleep with his target leaving countless DNA samples in his apartment? I thought it was pretentious rubbish probably made by somone who spends too much time watching Tarantino and Woo movies. The main character struts about spouting nonsense about how to be a killer, this has been done countless times before and better. But hey, a lot of sixteen year old boys will be impressed.
mrdalvin82 5 years ago
I loved it. Really well done.
m0u53m4t 5 years ago
awesome
ramrod88 5 years ago
awesome! congratulations!
uchofog 5 years ago
nice sex scene haha loved both parts to the movie!!
Mikelikes2rock 5 years ago
really REALLY good job! i like amateur productions. that one was great! keep going like that!
Czaps 5 years ago
Damn, that was really, really well-done!
perspicacity89 5 years ago
Why do you know so much about vaginas? I know you can probably find all of it out on wikipedia and buy a replica on ebay but i'm still scared.
I'm joking! i really liked this. I wanna go to LFS! But I'm only 16 :( I'm doing media at the BRIT school and then hopefully going to Ravensbourne.
hopefully I'll see some of your work in the cinema one day
TNTv 5 years ago
HAHA! Nice one!
perspicacity89 5 years ago
Spectacular! Well done.
respyre 5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf-GSCGOP5E
jroberts5 5 years ago
VERY nicely done!
Jents 5 years ago
Wow, very professionaly done!
Corvid 5 years ago