guy jumps infront of a train

[dman1234828]

um ur fuckin queer lucky u didnt die u homo

[Mark19476]

how can people be so stupid? poor engineer ...

[FeedMehhRice]

Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here.

[IVEMER]

the engineer got lucky to not hit him..

now he can report that fag attempting a lame act ..sue him for trespassing on private property

[A08041988]

poor engineer

[MakaylaIsHere59325]

The moment when he trips and falls and the train runs over his legs. That could have gone bad to worse in a matter of seconds.

[sublogyma]

He got balls.

[DrsJacksonn]

I wonder if he wanted to die but retreated, or if he actually meant to dodge the train.

Anyway, that guy is pretty cool.

[zmileyman]

no one could get closer to death without being hit.. if like me u have all frame by framed it, then it really does ask the question..."how the fuck was he not hit"... what a twat.. i bet the train driver thought he was toast

[360Nomad]

240p... We meet again.

[hernandezfamily1998]

HE'S GOT SOME BALLS!!!

[Procryonis]

@hernandezfamily1998

he doesn´t have balls.he´s just fucking stupid as hell

[MrEmaxxfreak]

filmed by a potato..-.-

[mozer30]

where was the next train on the other track when you need it???

[bluesniperdjg]

That guy has got some balls!

[jelledegekke]

i cant see the good pixel

[GameKIllerz7zz]

Omg :D ! Mutprobe :)

[ilovesniperswoohoo]

Bruno Mars: ID JUMP INFRONT OF A TRAIIINNN FOOORRR YAA....WTFFFFFF!!!

[MrJay3star]

What tha

[ajs3939]

stupid bastard

[meggasoccerismylif3]

Darwin at work

[MrThatsYe]

what if he tripped o.O

[PettyMan77]

Damn nature, YOU SCARY!

[kyle526100]

fuckingHELL..LUCKY BASTARD CHEATED DEATH!

[countrylad1987]

do u even fuck this fast?

[Xxchrisx123x]

the train like a guy who just hit puberty cx

[multijostin]

is that in slovenia?

[zemixerus]

I love watching those videos where people die in horrible way.

[justinrealgirl212]

im tired of people calling this amn a retard......

a retard wouldn't of done that.............

[georgeskevo]

u sould be under the train sun of bitch

[Timmieboytjeee]

@Illebazz I HAVE NO SISTERS lol :P

[TheTVGuy45]

I would loved it if another train on the track ran him over

[bklynAtrain]

If you're trying ot teach the word "moron" to a person who is learning English, show him/her this video.

[connormadhouse97]

what a bellend



[Timmieboytjeee]

In Soviet Russia jump trains for you :S

[DirtyFreaks]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[TheMrseth101]

what was that beeping noise?

[jacobholdcroft]

@TheMrseth101 the trains horn

[goblew14]

The train dodged him

[chicosantoro1]

hehehe

[atiseru]

i like trains (//o)

[10Kingboy10]

lmao it would be funny if he jumped to the right track, almost get hit, then to the left track when another train comes from the back XDD

[ajburr]

Yesterday I was on a train, and we hit someone. Stuck for two hours distrought driver.

[MrClassicrock85]

@ajburr where?

[ajburr]

@MrClassicrock85 Congleton

[TheLauraMarie1]

"I don't like to play football with the lads...I like to go and jump in front of trains instead" GET A LIFE..PATHETIC!!

[AWilsonMusic]

As Bobcat Goldthwait would say... "Natural selection: It's only natural"

[TheClockworkGamer]

A few more milliseconds of hesitation and this video would have had millions of more views.

[emagdali]

@TheClockworkGamer A few more milliseconds of hesitation and you could watch this video on the news or LiveLeak cause Youtube doesn't accept actual deaths in videos..

[littlebritan]

HEY LOOK!!!! ITS BRUNO MARS!!!!

[pe123499999]

wy will you dei...

[turnfootsherlock]

dick

[SlotGlassesGuy]

Wholy sh*t! He started jumping like when the train was like 10 meters away, and it STILL got his leg!

[hovnarren]

excellent jump! 10 points.

[JesusX666]

Woulda been brilliant if a train came from the other way and hit him when he tried to jump out the way XD

[cc010750]

this guy should get a darwin award for pullin that off!

[mackat4ck]

@cc010750 You have to die to get a darwin award!

[cc010750]

@mackat4ck Ok, then how about his brain getting the darwin award? for it is clearly dead after a stunt like this!

[cc010750]

@mackat4ck Ok, then how about his brain getting the darwin award? for his brain is clearly dead after a stunt like this!

[mackat4ck]

@cc010750 I think his brain was dead beforehand lol!

[animeboyy35]

fawkin moron

[ABiiiDUL94]

(Y)

[FROZENCH0SIN]

Stupid asshole.

[Raidenko91]

What you didn't see was tat as he jumped out of the way, another train on the opposite rail hit him from behind.

[OriginalJ0NEZYY]

@Raidenko91 lmaooo!

[P4PMike]

fuck me! i dont think that dude realised how close that was

[jacobfain9]

i did that but i did it on a highway

[a3shuzy]

@scrammy18

You belong to jail, hope you cry in the court when they sentence you, because your mommy won't be there to protect you.

[DoTheShuffaloShake]

@a3shuzy Oh god! Quick! Someone call the WHAAAAAmbulance!

[igiuLoiraM]

@KubaAXE Why? Don't you understand why the train driver toots?

[igiuLoiraM]

@scrammy18 Why would that be fun?

That would mean that the person driving the train would suffer an even bigger trauma.

[theangelo56]

@KubaAXE lmao

[djjorreborable]

shit i guess he was doubting suicide

[tangqulan]

:D he moves faster than train

[TeekiesPlace]

Hey!  It's Jumpin' Jack Ass!

[proeatr16]

Why would seeing someone die, be funny, cool, or even, fantastic.

Youtube viewers are weird.

[xxoxxoxxx]

Pussy.....he should have stayed on the track.

[djjorreborable]

@xxoxxoxxx O_O

[MegaDIF]

this clip was in another video with bloppers and suicide attempts or something. Do anyone know what video I am talking about? I have been trying to find it because I loved the song in that clip.

[sdun86]

wat a fukin lunatic...funny tho lol

[christine1394]

i think the driver thought he killed somebody

[PIGMASKVSJIGSAW]

im suprised this this isnt a rick roll

[collin711311]

no, he isnt a stupid retard. he is a quick, agile retard.

[Sajuek]

Damn, closer than I ever got playing chicken with trains, I always pussied out at like, 20-15m meters?

[JOEBETH31]

how can someone be so stupid,beats me.

[katy360]

lol what if he woulda tripped?!?

....just imagine the guts all splayed afross the tracks! XD GROSS!

[Bifftannen26]

LOL

[DronkMonkey666]

you owned train driver lamo

[454rfij]

you mean lmao you dull fecker, and how stupid are you little kid think of the distress that driver was in you thick wanker

[truinfini]

man if he would not have jumped in time, he would have been run over a whole parking lot full of cars at the same time haha stupid retard.

[ekardremlap]

he is a RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lezlyster]

ciul

[mechanizmz]

shame his foot didnt get stuck, he obviously has no brains in that head of his, so why not loose it completely

[Onryo444]

Whoa! Why the hell would yous do that??? Aside from being an idiot!?

[killallianceftw]

I'd laugh if a train came from the opposite direction on the other pair of tracks and hit his ass

[phoebelala]

what about the poor fucker driving the train. From the cab he had no idea if he hit that stupid little cunt.

[boardingdudetimmy]

nice 1! i remember doing that as a kid. haha running down the embankment and up the other side. gets your heart going for a good half an hour! dont trip! hahaha

[dazehan]

woop love that... i have it on my phone im always lol woah

[94134]

how come you guys are mad at him, it takes fucking balls of steel to do that and a fucked up head. plus this was fuckin hilarious XD

[Mashermat]

What a dumbass.

[jsmallwood2007]

he gonna get dead...thin the herd i say thin the herd

[fightlover69]

go back to the woods

[jsmallwood2007]

you got good taste in music fightlover..but i still say thin the fucking herd...the stupid die first

[jimm01]

Shut the fuck up and speak english you faggot

[jsmallwood2007]

and just what part of Thin the herd wasnt english there fudge packer lol...go play chicken with a train

[jimm01]

Go get fingerfiucked by your dad or something, that should keep yoyu amused until your black ass boyfreind gets home from rent-boying

[jsmallwood2007]

wow you have got these homo comments down to a science...does that come from experience?...

[jimm01]

Nah, your mother expalined it to me after rough anal with her last night

[jsmallwood2007]

very weak attempt at proving your hetrosexuality.....stick to what you know, your far better at homo insults.

[jimm01]

Very weak attempt at proving pseudointelligence, stick to what you know, your better at nursery rhymes.

[jsmallwood2007]

Now he accuses me of lacking intelligence yet has used ANAL sex with my mother as a comeback to my pointing out His obvious fixation on gay sex...in a battle of wits he comes unarmed...he probably googled "alternative words for stupid" and learned the use of "pseudo" in front of words.A better use of google might be "repressed homosexuality and its symptoms.

Time Mr. Troll found an easier target.

[jimm01]

Ahh, the recent tactic of breaking down one's insult and generationally tearing it down. Pseudo is a great prefix isnt it? I could say something like, pseudoheterosexual and many others. Now to assess why your reply was 'rate phail'. You use 'he' as if trying to rub shoulders and shimmy up to the rest of those viewing this comment, as if to try to get them on your ill -defined 'side'. Time smallwood found an easier target, as you so speak. And time you stopped raiding 4chan for insults.

[jsmallwood2007]

fair enough ill stick to nursery rhymes like you suggest(how bout a limerick)

There once was a kid jimmzero one.

Who cracked homo jokes just for fun.

But the psychologist Freud

In studies he tryed

found that the joker was one!!!

by the way your sexual harasment vid was a hoot is your fave part the lets rub big ones part?

[123imahomo]

jimm you fail

[jimm01]

Im just sitting with a couple mates here rolfing at that pathetic rhyme of yours, So lame xD

Aaaaand you decide to watch my other video then attempt to insult me with a funny video, which of course, failed accustomed to your now defined standard of failing in everything you write. Your just an emo, parent hating homosexual that hates themselves and then so posts irritating things on the internet to grasp the attention you so desperately crave.

Just go fuck yourself you degenerate failing creep

[jimm01]

Oh it seems i didnt realise you called in a newfag neo queer to help you out in your well trained in the art of epically failing.

So i thus replied to him, but the same applies to both of you.. Maybe you should meet up some time, and rub your gay fat cocks together sometime, maybe a little oil...... OH WAIT im being SO smart like jsmall and realting to my video, i must be soo smart to do such a thing!

jsmall, you just... you just... i dunno... just die that would solve everything.You too homo.

[666jewkid]

damn u can tell u have no life

[ChrisXX1337]

lol not many people have the balls to do that

[neobully14]

He's so Smart (Opersite)

[lennonmcartney213]

stupid idiot!! but nice video!! can't complain, it wasnt me on the video!!

[biellajaneth]

if that bitch died i donno weather to not care or just be like omfg

[DarkWarrior450]

I wonder what happened to this little fucker the second time he did that...

[Deathschessbuddy2]

its a damn shame the idiot didnt get splattered all over the train id find that kind of amusing...

[archetype616]

holy shit, muHAHAHAHAHA

[nosworc]

hahahahahahaha omfg im laughin my arse off, jesus christ that was funny shit

[suprememind]

DDDD MOFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGH!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[kobe24310]

dumb shit

[DonLuigioooz]

Hahahahaew!! What a character...

[Tycho1990]

wat an idiot hahaha