I like the joke you used earlier about the older dude taking the kid in the woods like "Gee sir, these woods sure are scary!" And the dudes's like "How do you think I feel, I have to come back alone." Some shit like that.
@CrackHamsters It's this picture (5z8.info/instant-purchase_p6g3y_worm.exe) all "Crazified" TM. But I like where your mind is. I can sorta see it too. :)
@MoronDude not really :( cant remmember things when i was born...but i know how your mom's vagina looks like...i am lucky i experimented with her when i have 19 now...so everything is perfectly clear... its so tasty...mmmmm
How about this: Tom Cruise is CRAZY! Oh can't you see? He's full of Hubbard's Scientology! Tom Cruise is CRAZY! Oh that man's not right! Someone have a doctor screw his head on tight!
Tom can you produce any empirical evidence that your religion is true? Why would someone as intelligent as you are believe in something that isn't true but is the sick thinking of a child molester. Scientology is taken on faith just like evolution. No one can produce a shred of evidence to support evolution because, its a fairytale and the magic ingredient is millions of years ago. I choose to believe through faith that Jesus Christ walked this earth just like 80% of the worlds population does.
The creepiest thing I've ever witnessed: when I was like nine, I saw a huge f-cking beetle in my garage, and when it walked... it sounded exactly like this. I mean exactly.
AAAAAAAA SHIT MY COMP IS BROKEN MY COMP GOT FUCKING BROKEN LOL HELP ME FFS MY FUCKING COMP IS BROKEN IT DOES STRANGE SOUNDS AWASADAEQWEWQQEQWEQ aaaaaaaaaa
I am currently working on a film about the criminal cult of scientology. Will soon be placing more info and details. Watch this space.. If you have any scientology cult videos that are humorous, which most are anyway, please send them to sect-comedyathotmaildotcom. Videos we will use in the move will be financially rewarded. Thanks
oo em gee those pics of him in the wet wifebeater @ twilightexposed.blogspot. c om // where can i get more I only got the 5 from there. and why do i got to do a survey b4 i watch em idk i just did the twilight one anywayz
so is it supposed to click or not?! If not then wtf has it not been sorted? If it is intentional then why? It sounds rubbish. The jokes at the end are good though, can't beat dead babies :)
mmm i think i like this version better. i've seen some other johnny C vids where they were just cutting between images corresponding to every word, and they were kinda lame. but this one has class
Then why don't you remove it if its not what you want? Too lazy?
randyrkaraoke 11 months ago
Oh man I thought I had broken my iPad lol
UnbalancedCinema 11 months ago
My ears and eyes are bleeding, douche!!!
threewing 1 year ago
Lols, this video is only as messed up as Scientology.
Shonbi 1 year ago
Don't ever take this down... I love the annotations! They make the video.
potentiallyklien 1 year ago 4
@potentiallyklien Your comment inspired me to add annotations to the fixed version of this video too. Thanks.
MoronDude 1 year ago
@MoronDude awesome!... is the movie still from "Crossroads" with Ralph Macchio and that chick from The Lost Boys and Solarbabies?
potentiallyklien 1 year ago
I like the joke you used earlier about the older dude taking the kid in the woods like "Gee sir, these woods sure are scary!" And the dudes's like "How do you think I feel, I have to come back alone." Some shit like that.
mebeluvined 1 year ago
Wow There are more dislikes then likes
BioZombieExperiments 1 year ago
LOL! love it :D
zaraojbb 1 year ago
HA HA! i've watched both versions of this, this one and the fixed one. they're both great! love the story. :D
zaraojbb 1 year ago
this is so funny lmao. and the best part is I don't even know why
spartan688082 1 year ago
This sucked!
pikabe100 1 year ago
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
MOODYSCOOBY 1 year ago
How did I stumble on this video? I should have typed in Justin Beiber instead of clicking on a Tom Cruise link!
chickenrama 1 year ago
BAN HIS ACCOUNT!
shanerqb 1 year ago
770 people missed the "DISLIKE" button.
VicandFrank 1 year ago
He's so fucked!
Thebearcat66 1 year ago
Eyebleach plz
MuscaVolitans 1 year ago
Funny story..;)
kat74n1 1 year ago
talkin bout vuvezela's back in 07... this vids ahead of its time
TheDoctor46vr 1 year ago
@TheDoctor46vr ya never know when the annotations were made
bigbookofnothing 1 year ago
@bigbookofnothing vid was made in 07 pretty sure or at the latest.
TheDoctor46vr 1 year ago
@TheDoctor46vr but it's the annotations thats talking about vuvuzelas. not the video.
bigbookofnothing 1 year ago
what is wrong with that batshit of cruise
RitvarLegend 1 year ago
o well to bad i got the power now
marknl25266 1 year ago
Well its interesting story illuminatie or scientolegie they look a bit the same
marknl25266 1 year ago
awesome
cp3love4ever 1 year ago
shit video
MOUNTAINOUS 1 year ago
I love this video. great story. made my day
michelarocks 1 year ago
awfullllllllll. die
zaprudermacphee 1 year ago
this is bull-crap
vthoe 1 year ago
I actually enjoyed this video...and I'm a real Bitch :)
scared5hitless 1 year ago
lol 68 views for the new one 437,000 for this one lol
STONEDxANDxREKLESS 1 year ago
is there a naked lady around 0:20 or is that just me?
CrackHamsters 1 year ago
@CrackHamsters It's this picture (5z8.info/instant-purchase_p6g3y_worm.exe) all "Crazified" TM. But I like where your mind is. I can sorta see it too. :)
MoronDude 1 year ago
@CrackHamsters Just you dude
Fuzzlike11 1 year ago
@CrackHamsters its just you cuz shes wearing a dress
Eupk96 1 year ago
@CrackHamsters no. haha. its just a dress a similar colour to her skin. i thought that too 'till i saw the ficed version. :)
zaraojbb 1 year ago
I don't see why you'd take it down. I think it's awesome in it's new seisure mode. It's entertaining, leave it.
LYBAce 1 year ago
wow this video sucks ass
AK907Yadada 1 year ago
wtf is this shit
efhqjtrhaqte 1 year ago
Says the Moron dude LOL
UserRinnegan 1 year ago
i just got cruiseroll'd
NARUTAH9988 1 year ago
wtf is this shit
Xzigy 1 year ago 10
@Xzigy It's what the inside of your mom's vagina looks like. Don't you remember?
MoronDude 1 year ago 2
@MoronDude not really :( cant remmember things when i was born...but i know how your mom's vagina looks like...i am lucky i experimented with her when i have 19 now...so everything is perfectly clear... its so tasty...mmmmm
-touchdown baby
Xzigy 1 year ago
lol loved the line that said "selfish reasons I assure you" okay vid turn off the sound to enjoy..
hernandadmx 1 year ago
fag
herot1c 1 year ago
hahaha incredibad !!!!
halogod5426 1 year ago
Lawl its fucking hysterical, seriously read all the shit lolol
InvalidAnon 1 year ago 3
that was funny the jesus joke haha!
IsolatedLucifer 1 year ago
this is the best video i've ever seen
HankTh3Dwarf 1 year ago 4
@HankTh3Dwarf Tell your friends. :)
MoronDude 1 year ago
@MoronDude I wish my dad was Steven Spielberg so I could get him to sign you to a contract.
HankTh3Dwarf 1 year ago
I love how you take us through the entire thing with annotations/captions/whatever they are called. Thumbs up! :)
Starchild91 1 year ago
sounds like a hummingbird jacking off
stealth082 1 year ago 31
@stealth082 lol your comment made me laugh my ass off
MrFisturmom 1 year ago
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stealth082 1 year ago
I just want a shot of katie holmes nekkid.
KidVolcano 1 year ago
all i can hear is a song and a machine gun. bad combo
Teixeirapictures 1 year ago
What a waste of 3:40 shittttt
yordano41 1 year ago
This video is hilarious if you're stoned.
dadawg911 1 year ago
Why in the hell would you leave this up for 3 fucking years?!
HerecomestheCalavera 1 year ago
How about this: Tom Cruise is CRAZY! Oh can't you see? He's full of Hubbard's Scientology! Tom Cruise is CRAZY! Oh that man's not right! Someone have a doctor screw his head on tight!
RoninBernie 1 year ago
i love you
tyranasouras 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA this is so fucking shit
calhoon13 1 year ago
I hope whoever made this video dies a terrible death whilst being gang raped by a group of angry lumberjacks....fuck
todosb09 1 year ago
what dah fukc is that sound!!!!1????
jaskov1 1 year ago
The clicking sound is the sound of the uploader while he's jerking off.
SmartestViking 1 year ago
hahahaha cool! the jokes, the "talk", everything XD
KarenBeCo 1 year ago
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wow those jokes...went from tame to ridiculous in about 3 seconds. but i think the best part of this whole thing is the thumbnail
theowendable 1 year ago
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theowendable 1 year ago
ha ha ''tom cruisen is tom cruise crazy'' haha he deserves it !
XkeepinerlitX 1 year ago
fudge packer XD
eddienw 1 year ago
hahahahaha, i love this :D
ninjabinja100 1 year ago
epic fail..
KRIITIKK0 1 year ago
PLEASE REMOVE THIS YOUTUBE!
GeneralHoohah 1 year ago 24
@GeneralHoohah The "please" is somehow nullified by the all-caps. Ask nicer, and maybe I'll do as you request... maybe.
MoronDude 1 year ago 2
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GeneralHoohah 1 year ago
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@MoronDude Wasn't talking to you. You should be strung up for keeping this up in the first place. You can go suck a chubby douche bag.
GeneralHoohah 1 year ago
I though my computer was fucked up.
BubakuliG 1 year ago
XD i liked it
Shade2270 1 year ago
i like the percussion lol
barkeeperhead 1 year ago
this what scientology done to our society
sarahx87 1 year ago
i love how balanced the likes and dislikes are.
MUST MAKE EQUAL!
souldude151 1 year ago
it sounds like someone jacking off at super speed.
sliverofaSlice 1 year ago
NEVER EVER EVER remove this!!!! This is some funny shit! LOL! Fuck all of you haters!!! I like it! L8R
DigitalxxxScream 1 year ago
The scientologists did it LMAO!
DEATHTHROW1 1 year ago
u gay?
devilsoflife 1 year ago
FAKE AND GAY
POLSKIyosupbby 1 year ago
Favorited
g4man41 1 year ago
Triiiiiippy. And messed up just like Cruise. That's why its perfect T.C. tribute.
kurczepieczone 1 year ago
Dude, remove this piece of shit waste of time and youtube's space. Then remove yourself!
richardhalo 1 year ago
Wow You Really Liked This Video That Much, lol
xboxlive6 1 year ago
omg shit videos
InuManiac906 1 year ago
Well thats interesting.
~Bertling~
Bertling88 1 year ago
lol, despite being fucked up, this is actually pretty funny with all the popup boxes :)
worId 1 year ago
fucking waste of time
mcloughnog 1 year ago
Thats cuz Hes a DOUCHE BAG!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Tom Cruise.. You Suck :)
Ralphie479 1 year ago
really annoying video...
bjarneboy 1 year ago 2
Tom can you produce any empirical evidence that your religion is true? Why would someone as intelligent as you are believe in something that isn't true but is the sick thinking of a child molester. Scientology is taken on faith just like evolution. No one can produce a shred of evidence to support evolution because, its a fairytale and the magic ingredient is millions of years ago. I choose to believe through faith that Jesus Christ walked this earth just like 80% of the worlds population does.
theologicalscientist 1 year ago
The creepiest thing I've ever witnessed: when I was like nine, I saw a huge f-cking beetle in my garage, and when it walked... it sounded exactly like this. I mean exactly.
falstaffswims 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
google Doe's Account.
Nevyfling 1 year ago
Someone call Tom Cruise to fix this shit!
funkkysegaboy 1 year ago
Tom Cruise has seamen on his back xD
fulltimespy 1 year ago
Tom you were great in Scary Movie 4
ndhudecz 1 year ago
AAAAAAAA SHIT MY COMP IS BROKEN MY COMP GOT FUCKING BROKEN LOL HELP ME FFS MY FUCKING COMP IS BROKEN IT DOES STRANGE SOUNDS AWASADAEQWEWQQEQWEQ aaaaaaaaaa
fuzkforyou 1 year ago
Asshole
ARVINDNAPSTER 1 year ago
this is why I hate flash
vtastek 1 year ago
pchsichotic anoying video !!!! You was on crack at that time?
ramurel2006 1 year ago
Terrible Video.
peca96 1 year ago
I like it xD its just like i would do it
zs funny xD
Ben724ger 1 year ago
Rofl, it sounds like someone is fapping at the beginning.
MisterVidicus 1 year ago
fudge packer
bart666a 1 year ago
tom cruise is a fudge packer
cjbr25061 1 year ago
your video is shit, your audio is fucked, and shits all pixelated, you fail
JimmyJacks00 1 year ago
Troll
vicepad 1 year ago
fudge packer
runbymygun 1 year ago
da fuck..?
WHYSthatTHEN 1 year ago
nice song but WHATS WITH THE HELICOPTER ?!
EliorFein 1 year ago
great ex of lsd abuse ha ha
fanus1000 1 year ago
I am currently working on a film about the criminal cult of scientology. Will soon be placing more info and details. Watch this space.. If you have any scientology cult videos that are humorous, which most are anyway, please send them to sect-comedyathotmaildotcom. Videos we will use in the move will be financially rewarded. Thanks
fanus1000 1 year ago
jkljljk
perdue1989 1 year ago
why such crap get so much views?
bigtasty78 1 year ago
This video just killed my speakers !!!! FUCK YOU UPPLOADER !!!!!! delete this crap
Antinature1 1 year ago
take a few moments and delete
MrJackpoppy 1 year ago
best thing about this clip is that it ends
jarlhelvete 1 year ago
what the fuck I want my three minutes back fucker
dasani7998 1 year ago
@dasani7998 ..u actually sat through 3 minutes...you're an idiot.
ncPsychosis 1 year ago
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
tosgem 1 year ago 2
At making videos, you really suck. Ok, I have a feeling you suck at everything else.
matteoprez 1 year ago
This will be the next rickrolled, especially if you want to explode someones ears.
I can't believe mantainance did this to the video.
.. Well, it's youtube.
So actually it makes alot of sense.
MrEarcheese 1 year ago
hahahahahah
MisterT27 1 year ago
kinda funny
xpepitax 1 year ago
bummer
Footballjock39 1 year ago
Video encoding fail.
123backinyerface 1 year ago
acayip
sahillerinden 1 year ago
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sahillerinden 1 year ago
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sahillerinden 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I LOVE TOM CRUISE AND WANT TO MARRY HIM.
777Thinking 1 year ago
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@777Thinking "I LOVE TOM CRUISE AND WANT TO MARRY HIM. " wow that...was really gay
TheJas20 1 year ago
WTF!!!!???
mebeluvined 1 year ago
put your manners back in
mariacaci 1 year ago
Dude, upload this this shit so it isn't so fucked up sounding, please. Sorry.
1ballz08 1 year ago
Your jokes are FUNNY!
Pidgie1 1 year ago
hey fuck tom
growupordie 1 year ago
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machiavelli888 1 year ago 23
Says the guy inviting people to check out his pimped out house in Everquest.
MoronDude 1 year ago 12
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machiavelli888 1 year ago
@MoronDude LOL
666lonny666 1 year ago
@MoronDude hahahahaha! thats brilliant!
DubWuffer 1 year ago
@MoronDude Remove this video!
JoeJC 1 year ago
@machiavelli888 you suck
alphamax03 1 year ago
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machiavelli888 1 year ago
fake and gay
johnson8033 1 year ago 2
fapping lol
Deathz0r94 1 year ago
oo em gee those pics of him in the wet wifebeater @ twilightexposed.blogspot. c om // where can i get more I only got the 5 from there. and why do i got to do a survey b4 i watch em idk i just did the twilight one anywayz
panteraxchick 1 year ago
so is it supposed to click or not?! If not then wtf has it not been sorted? If it is intentional then why? It sounds rubbish. The jokes at the end are good though, can't beat dead babies :)
amendudable2 1 year ago
mmm i think i like this version better. i've seen some other johnny C vids where they were just cutting between images corresponding to every word, and they were kinda lame. but this one has class
poobslag 1 year ago
this is art
tigerlaser 1 year ago 3
not a bad techno song
ruaryscool 1 year ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
"I am someone who is a compulsive liar and has an undeniable lust for sex and money and you know, I see nothing wrong with that" L Ron Hubbard ©
circlesarereal 1 year ago
there is no reason to keep this online!
TimVloggt 1 year ago 13
Sound is fucked. Sort it out.
olihill101 1 year ago 4
wtf is up with this vid..?
Diamixen 2 years ago 3
It sucks. That's what.
bigrpb 1 year ago 2
Flagged as spam.
ZombieJezus 2 years ago
no, not spam it's glitched sound
paimail21 1 year ago
do us a favor and stop posting.
coreyH1313 2 years ago
this is the worst video ive ever seen... i mean you should probably kill yourself
doseidiots 2 years ago 7
This video was CRAZY take it down !
maax82 2 years ago 2
were u being raped during this video conversion-ur a fuckin prick -die slow.....
cellophane331 2 years ago 4
not about tom cruise, but about a retard's (maker) preferences that no one gives a flying fuck about
ChruthPower 2 years ago 2
worst piece of shit i've ever seen
Rocklessness 2 years ago 35
@Rocklessness And we love it anyways
VendettasD 1 year ago
Dude! Fix the video, or remake it and then re-upload.
MisterEvil1 2 years ago 15
shit video give it up u ass
thedoors360 2 years ago 3
is the tapping sound the creator furiously beating off? bad vid, amazing song
joeglassfield1 2 years ago 3
I thought i got a fucked up virus lol but nope
stephymay420 2 years ago 2
haha so good so good
rstaake 2 years ago 4
what the fuck mwith this video?
06Alucard06 2 years ago