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From: MoronDude
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  • Then why don't you remove it if its not what you want? Too lazy?

  • Oh man I thought I had broken my iPad lol

  • My ears and eyes are bleeding, douche!!!

  • Lols, this video is only as messed up as Scientology.

  • Don't ever take this down... I love the annotations! They make the video.

  • @potentiallyklien Your comment inspired me to add annotations to the fixed version of this video too. Thanks.

  • @MoronDude awesome!... is the movie still from "Crossroads" with Ralph Macchio and that chick from The Lost Boys and Solarbabies?

  • I like the joke you used earlier about the older dude taking the kid in the woods like "Gee sir, these woods sure are scary!" And the dudes's like "How do you think I feel, I have to come back alone." Some shit like that.

  • Wow There are more dislikes then likes

  • LOL! love it :D

  • HA HA! i've watched both versions of this, this one and the fixed one. they're both great! love the story. :D

  • this is so funny lmao. and the best part is I don't even know why

  • This sucked!

  • Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

  • How did I stumble on this video? I should have typed in Justin Beiber instead of clicking on a Tom Cruise link!

  • BAN HIS ACCOUNT!

  • 770 people missed the "DISLIKE" button.

  • He's so fucked!

  • Eyebleach plz

  • Funny story..;)

  • talkin bout vuvezela's back in 07... this vids ahead of its time

  • @TheDoctor46vr ya never know when the annotations were made

  • @bigbookofnothing vid was made in 07 pretty sure or at the latest.

  • @TheDoctor46vr but it's the annotations thats talking about vuvuzelas. not the video.

  • what is wrong with that batshit of cruise

  •  o well to bad i got the power now

  • Well its interesting story illuminatie or scientolegie they look a bit the same

  • awesome

  • shit video

  • I love this video. great story. made my day

  • awfullllllllll. die

  • this is bull-crap

  • I actually enjoyed this video...and I'm a real Bitch :)

  • lol 68 views for the new one 437,000 for this one lol

  • is there a naked lady around 0:20 or is that just me?

  • @CrackHamsters It's this picture (5z8.info/instant-purchase_p6g­3y_worm.exe) all "Crazified" TM. But I like where your mind is. I can sorta see it too.  :)

  • @CrackHamsters Just you dude

  • @CrackHamsters its just you cuz shes wearing a dress

  • @CrackHamsters no. haha. its just a dress a similar colour to her skin. i thought that too 'till i saw the ficed version. :)

  • I don't see why you'd take it down. I think it's awesome in it's new seisure mode. It's entertaining, leave it.

  • wow this video sucks ass

  • wtf is this shit

  • Says the Moron dude LOL

  • i just got cruiseroll'd

  • wtf is this shit

  • @Xzigy It's what the inside of your mom's vagina looks like. Don't you remember?

  • @MoronDude not really :( cant remmember things when i was born...but i know how your mom's vagina looks like...i am lucky i experimented with her when i have 19 now...so everything is perfectly clear... its so tasty...mmmmm

    -touchdown baby

  • lol loved the line that said "selfish reasons I assure you" okay vid turn off the sound to enjoy..

  • fag

  • hahaha incredibad !!!!

  • Lawl its fucking hysterical, seriously read all the shit lolol

  • that was funny the jesus joke haha!

  • this is the best video i've ever seen

  • @HankTh3Dwarf Tell your friends. :)

  • @MoronDude I wish my dad was Steven Spielberg so I could get him to sign you to a contract.

  • I love how you take us through the entire thing with annotations/captions/whatever they are called. Thumbs up! :)

  • sounds like a hummingbird jacking off

  • @stealth082 lol your comment made me laugh my ass off

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  • I just want a shot of katie holmes nekkid.

  • all i can hear is a song and a machine gun. bad combo

  • What a waste of 3:40 shittttt

  • This video is hilarious if you're stoned.

  • Why in the hell would you leave this up for 3 fucking years?!

  • How about this: Tom Cruise is CRAZY! Oh can't you see? He's full of Hubbard's Scientology! Tom Cruise is CRAZY! Oh that man's not right! Someone have a doctor screw his head on tight!

  • i love you

  • HAHAHAHA this is so fucking shit

  • I hope whoever made this video dies a terrible death whilst being gang raped by a group of angry lumberjacks....fuck

  • what dah fukc is that sound!!!!1????

  • The clicking sound is the sound of the uploader while he's jerking off.

  • hahahaha cool! the jokes, the "talk", everything XD

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  • ha ha ''tom cruisen is tom cruise crazy'' haha he deserves it !

  • fudge packer XD

  • hahahahaha, i love this :D

  • epic fail..

  • PLEASE REMOVE THIS YOUTUBE!

  • @GeneralHoohah The "please" is somehow nullified by the all-caps. Ask nicer, and maybe I'll do as you request... maybe.

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  • I though my computer was fucked up.

  • XD i liked it

  • i like the percussion lol

  • this what scientology done to our society

  • i love how balanced the likes and dislikes are.

    MUST MAKE EQUAL!

  • it sounds like someone jacking off at super speed.

  • NEVER EVER EVER remove this!!!! This is some funny shit! LOL! Fuck all of you haters!!! I like it! L8R

  • The scientologists did it LMAO!

  • u gay?

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • Favorited

  • Triiiiiippy. And messed up just like Cruise. That's why its perfect T.C. tribute.

  • Dude, remove this piece of shit waste of time and youtube's space. Then remove yourself!

  • Wow You Really Liked This Video That Much, lol

  • omg shit videos

  • Well thats interesting.

    ~Bertling~

  • lol, despite being fucked up, this is actually pretty funny with all the popup boxes :)

  • fucking waste of time

  • Thats cuz Hes a DOUCHE BAG!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Tom Cruise.. You Suck :)

  • really annoying video...

  • Tom can you produce any empirical evidence that your religion is true? Why would someone as intelligent as you are believe in something that isn't true but is the sick thinking of a child molester. Scientology is taken on faith just like evolution. No one can produce a shred of evidence to support evolution because, its a fairytale and the magic ingredient is millions of years ago. I choose to believe through faith that Jesus Christ walked this earth just like 80% of the worlds population does.

  • The creepiest thing I've ever witnessed: when I was like nine, I saw a huge f-cking beetle in my garage, and when it walked... it sounded exactly like this. I mean exactly.

  • Someone call Tom Cruise to fix this shit!

  • Tom Cruise has seamen on his back xD

  • Tom you were great in Scary Movie 4

  • AAAAAAAA SHIT MY COMP IS BROKEN MY COMP GOT FUCKING BROKEN LOL HELP ME FFS MY FUCKING COMP IS BROKEN IT DOES STRANGE SOUNDS AWASADAEQWEWQQEQWEQ aaaaaaaaaa

  • Asshole

  • this is why I hate flash

  • pchsichotic anoying video !!!! You was on crack at that time?

  • Terrible Video.

  • I like it xD its just like i would do it

    zs funny xD

  • Rofl, it sounds like someone is fapping at the beginning.

  • fudge packer

  • tom cruise is a fudge packer

  • your video is shit, your audio is fucked, and shits all pixelated, you fail

  • Troll

  • fudge packer

  • da fuck..?

  • nice song but WHATS WITH THE HELICOPTER ?!

  • great ex of lsd abuse ha ha

  • I am currently working on a film about the criminal cult of scientology. Will soon be placing more info and details. Watch this space.. If you have any scientology cult videos that are humorous, which most are anyway, please send them to sect-comedyathotmaildotcom. Videos we will use in the move will be financially rewarded. Thanks

  • jkljljk

  • why such crap get so much views?

  • This video just killed my speakers !!!! FUCK YOU UPPLOADER !!!!!! delete this crap

  • take a few moments and delete

  • best thing about this clip is that it ends

  • what the fuck I want my three minutes back fucker

  • @dasani7998 ..u actually sat through 3 minutes...you're an idiot.

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  • At making videos, you really suck. Ok, I have a feeling you suck at everything else.

  • This will be the next rickrolled, especially if you want to explode someones ears.

    I can't believe mantainance did this to the video.

    .. Well, it's youtube.

    So actually it makes alot of sense.

  • hahahahahah

  • kinda funny

  • bummer

  • Video encoding fail.

  • acayip

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  • WTF!!!!???

  • put your manners back in

  • Dude, upload this this shit so it isn't so fucked up sounding, please. Sorry.

  • Your jokes are FUNNY!

  • hey fuck tom

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  • Says the guy inviting people to check out his pimped out house in Everquest.

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  • @MoronDude LOL

  • @MoronDude hahahahaha! thats brilliant!

  • @MoronDude Remove this video!

  • @machiavelli888 you suck

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  • fake and gay

  • fapping lol

  • oo em gee those pics of him in the wet wifebeater @ twilightexposed.blogspot. c om // where can i get more I only got the 5 from there. and why do i got to do a survey b4 i watch em idk i just did the twilight one anywayz

  • so is it supposed to click or not?! If not then wtf has it not been sorted? If it is intentional then why? It sounds rubbish. The jokes at the end are good though, can't beat dead babies :)

  • mmm i think i like this version better. i've seen some other johnny C vids where they were just cutting between images corresponding to every word, and they were kinda lame. but this one has class

  • this is art

  • not a bad techno song

  • there is no reason to keep this online!

  • Sound is fucked. Sort it out.

  • wtf is up with this vid..?

  • It sucks. That's what.

  • Flagged as spam.

  • no, not spam it's glitched sound

  • do us a favor and stop posting.

  • this is the worst video ive ever seen... i mean you should probably kill yourself

  • This video was CRAZY take it down !

  • were u being raped during this video conversion-ur a fuckin prick -die slow.....

  • not about tom cruise, but about a retard's (maker) preferences that no one gives a flying fuck about

  • worst piece of shit i've ever seen

  • @Rocklessness And we love it anyways

  • Dude! Fix the video, or remake it and then re-upload.

  • shit video give it up u ass

  • is the tapping sound the creator furiously beating off? bad vid, amazing song

  • I thought i got a fucked up virus lol but nope

  • haha so good so good

  • what the fuck mwith this video?