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  • not funny at all

  • soo brian knocked out the english matron

  • teriblesoap nothnx

  • pro choice!

  • press 7 for TERMUSURRR

  • how cud he notice that just now that shes pregnant...

  • Holy shit.

  • press fie for fawlcon pawnch

  • Wait..why did she have it under her dress?

  • @kaqusi007 to keep it warm. Who doesn't know that.

  • ive got a surprise for yeearr

  • tarimaserrrrr

  • Surprise Abortion!!! 

  • Guy fucking HATES tiramisu.

  • @TheMightyFiction Well you know what they say: Haters Gonna Hate.

  • i just had a 5secondfilms marathon in 5 minutes

  • Twimemeaasusuewwe

  • Turmasue I choose you!!

  • TIERAHMURSSUR

  • Looks like someone needs to buy, flip a baby.

  • she says tiramisu weird.

  • @MenAmongPoodles sounds like she says it with peanut butter on the top of her mouth

  • Sad to think that having a baby is such HORRIBLE news these days that the impulsive reaction is to kill it...

    Show of the times, man.

  • Why would she hide it under her dress? It could fall out and get chocolate shit everywhere!

  • @360thepedro tiramisu

  • Turdmaser? Wtf did she say?

  • She just made him tiramisurr

  • @mathyson

    TIRUMASSURRR

  • KILL IT XD

  • Falcon punch!

  • THERAMAHSUUW

  • turdmasseewww-

  • turumursurw

  • Turimazow?

  • Turtle soup?

  • @illegalprogram Tiramisu. it's a coffee cake.

  • 0:06

    Turmasuur button.

  • @piranha031091 Or hit 7.

  • TURMASUUR

  • that woman later gave birth to the man now known as Glenn Beck.

    (the guy had white-skin genes)

  • the punch on the turmazoo is on the wrong side.

  • 5 is the FALCON PAAAWNCH button!

  • @Spritemaker1011 It's the advertisement at the end. Same thing happens to me. Either pause it before it ends, or watch from their site (they don't use youtube very often on their site).

  • Dude, that looks wrong on so many levels <_<

  • falcon punch kills unwanted babies and makes sweets.

  • er jerst merd yer terermerser

  • @onvogmasaj he just made you terimisu in deutsch?

  • ...And this kids is how abortions are done

  • @Spritemaker1011 Oh good, now I know im not the only one.

  • okay i know this is old but.. press 5 lol.

  • You telling me he didn't notice that bump for months? LMFAO

  • FALCON PAAAAAAAWNCCCCCCHHHHHHH!

  • @3dgisawesom3 falcon abortion?

  • she been gaan a long toime. don't know what to say taramasurrrrrr

  • Old fashion abortions.

  • I jurst murd you turamirsur!

  • I don't understand this, therefore I hate you

  • Italian: "tiramisù" Pronounced: tirame'su. and means "pick me up". Is a popular Italian cake. It is made of biscuits (usually savoiardi) dipped in coffee, layered with a whipped mixture of egg yolks and mascarpone, and flavored with liquor and cocoa. The recipe has been adapted into many varieties of puddings, cakes and other desserts.

    I r tiramisu expret :V (not really)

  • ...Okay. To me, it sounds like she has an Australian accent.

  • @sweetsoad Hell no. I refuse to let her speech impediment be linked to my accent!

  • @MrCrimsonX

    Hey man, it's my accent too, that's how I picked it.

    I don't mean the horrible pronunciation, just her accent. :) 

  • Looks like she had a food baby.

  • I'm not honestly the only one that doesn't find her way of speaking odd, am I?

  • Is that Jim Carrey at 0:05?! O__O

  • Terror my sue.

  • TRMWRZRRRRRR

  • i feels derp

  • TUH HURR MUH ZURRR

  • I guess he just had

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    a sweet surprise

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHH!!!!!!!

  • @Anivool She had..

  • tiramurrssoooohh

  • hurrburr durrrrr

  • whats turmazurruurrur?

  • truuuuurmirsrrrrurrrrr

  • Is she an Aussie?

  • Thurramushurr.

  • turrmussöörr

  • He just made placentamisu.

  • @infrafan LMFAO

  • She sounds Australian. Really Australian. From the side I thought it was Natalie from communitychannel.

  • Can you guys please remove the ad bar on your videos, or move it away from the ending of the videos? It really is a burden when it freezes my computer screen, and other people's computer screens as well. Thanks.

  • @tudssquadbuisness That's how they make their money.

  • Wow. It's surprising how many people are utterly baffled by other accents.

  • As an Australian I see nothing wrong with how she has said that

    I am also enjoying reading the comments so, so much

  • @spconway11 i find it funny that they pick on our accent and yet pronounce the silent T on the end of tourniquet and miss the L in solder LOL

  • There are no letter to properly spell her pronunciation of tiramisu.

  • falcon punch?

    I'm sure that joke was already made a dozen times. 

  • I guess he

    [Puts on sunglasses]

    Thought the surprise was that she was pregnant, so he punched her in the stomach thinking it was a fetus, when the surprise was really that she made him a Tiramisu.

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Press 5 for gore

  • press 7 

  • i just made yuturrhmazhwhouu

  • i guess she

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Doesnt knows how to pronounce that YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    *Puts on sunglasses*

  • I guess he

    *puts on sunglasses*

    doesn't like tiramisu.

  • @amesairsoft terrermazzzeur!

  • termaser

  • ABORTION PUNCH!!!!!!!!!

  • Just love the face that Brian puts and 0:04, I think they gave him an alternate script, to get the face, extra natural. Kinda "im your father" thing?

  • I thought she had a dick.

  • She's pretty.

  • YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SURPRISE!

  • I've never seen someone so unfazed by an abortion.

  • Turrama...what?

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  • Keep hitting 5 for a c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

  • Churamusuuuuu!!!

  • THER TURRRK OURRR TURRRMERSURRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  • Tommy Wiseau

  • @GmodMark

    ohai mark

  • BRIAN!??! you work with freddiew??

  • That Aussie accent twists "tiramisu" so horribly that it segues into a Balmer accent and then somehow comes out sounding correct again.

  • BRRRian I made a SuRRRRRpRRRisee FR?rEER YRURURR ITNIAWNTANREWg/BVNSdfju;kgafdl­hb

  • Tearin my soup?

  • TERYANSEROUROUSU

  • Terramesoo

    

  • plz stop with this violence. thank you.

  • It's been a long TOIME since I've seen an Aussie in a 5sf.

  • TURMAZOO

  • @Taihofai Lawl.

  • is the new chick australian!?!? i just came.

  • New girl!

  • TURMEHSU

  • lol

  • if i ever knock up a woman thats what ill do, punch the baby back into a seamen then use a coat hanger and rip the little bastard out.

  • TERRAMASURUREURU

  • It's "tirameˈsu" kids, not "taramasoo."

  • @numb3rc The vowels are close enough, and the accent was placed correctly. Stop being a douchebag.

  • New 5s girl? Or am I just not up-to-date, even though I've seen almost all the 5secondfilms?

  • @KnallinG

    No, she's just Brian's girlfriend. She has been in 3 other 5s's though.

  • Can none of you see that he punched her in the stomach because she didn't make him a turkey dinner!

  • @Flaargleberry

    with gravy

  • FALCON... PAWNCH!

  • "GET OVER HERE!!"

  • "Terramerserrr"?????????

  • She wasn't pregnant, she is just really fat.

  • Falcon PUNCH!

  • Seems like theres another food baby. :D

  • turrrrmuhsue

  • That accent...

    

  • He owned the shit out o that baby

  • @NotoriousBMF What baby

  • "tiramusurrrururr" nice pronunciation

  • tap 5 sounds hot :D

  • Austrailians

  • tiramisuurrrrrrr

    

  • Why did she hide it under her shirt?

  • @kizzybixum So it'd be a suprise.

  • that'll teach her to make surprises

  • Damn he's fast.

  • The tiramisu is dead! Not big surprise.

  • @tudssquadbuisness HOHOHO That slaps me on the knee! Doctor CHARGE ME!

  • @TheCakeSlice Nein!

  • @tudssquadbuisness DOCTOR COME SING WITH ME LAWLDEDODO LAWLDE DO!!!!

  • Brian doesn't get his Turkey Dinner.

  • @SuperGeneralD

    with gravy.

  • DER-AMI-ZER

  • It's Tiramisu. GOOGLE THAT SHIT.

  • I just made you tear my suit.

  • turrmaahzoo

  • tir miss surrr?

  • Seriously OMG AN AUSTRALIAN ON 5SF

  • this is kinda fucked up on sooo many levels......

  • ded

  • Happy arbor day...

  • For the trees...

  • I just made you TIRAMISUUuurrrrr!

  • TIRRA MERSERSRSSRRR... wtf? Is she British or something?

  • @phubans I think she's Australian

  • @Snip3rNife No, she's english. She features more in Brian's side channel.

  • @phubans aus it sounds like, not british.

  • you are dead! not big surprise

  • LMFAO~~

  • That sound effect was perfect.