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  • Actually the physiologic processes of the body is what dictates not swimming immediately after eating. It's not an "urban legend". Just sayin.....

  • The FIRST dumb thing that religious followers believe... THAT THE BIBLE IS SOLID EVIDENCE OF GOD'S EXISTENCE!

    Seriously people, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Egyptian Gods, Shinto Gods... They all have as much evidence of existing as your God.

  • @SpeedCam1501 and what's more, there's no evidence of the real name of the creator/savior with all the inventions of jesus from yeshua from yahusha and yahuah. who-a even knows?? and how about all the contradictions - all the rape and bloodshed of innocent human lives from infants to adults and all their possessions taken in the name of a holy god? then we're told to turn the other cheek when it says he didn't change but clearly he did? if one pays attention, it's hard to believe.

  • for the record this video does not bash christians. stop getting offended and disliking this video in a narrow minded rage! xD

  • here's something silly Christians believe- Jesus died for our sins.

    so god sacrificed himself, to himself, to please himself. god can't forgiving humans for their sins so he finds a loop hole and goes to hell for a few days, although that's not the full extent of an eternity in hell, so he can forgive

  • 1st Dumb thing that every Christian believe. Jesus is God. Hump.. lets see what Jesus said about himself.

    John 20:17 - "I ascend to My Father and to your Father, My God and to your God."

    How can the Father be Jesus God if Christ himself was God? How can God have a God.

    Where in the world Jesus have said in bible that he is God? One single verse show me and i will accept Christianity

  • @flexpape

    John 10:30-33 - Jesus answered them, “I and My Father are one.” Then the Jews took up stones again to stone Him. Jesus answered them, “Many good works I have shown you from My Father. For which of those works do you stone Me?” The Jews answered Him, saying, “For a good work we do not stone You, but for blasphemy, and because You, being a Man, make Yourself God.” ....... john 14:9-11 .... He who has seen Me has seen the Father .....John 10:30 "I and the Father are One."

  • @flexpape theres two and I have many more

  • god is my father jesus is is son i love god my father and i love jesus is son amen.

  • ok...so...the point of this is to get me to see the truth correct?.....some things he said near the end there are...well strange. God brings good luck? umm how about we dont say what God does and OBSERVE what He does.

    So far all this video is about is a completely bias book without evidence. i'm not convinced, Jesus Christ is the Son of God and i'm sticking with it till the end, or somehow proven wrong.

    i am willing to talk about it, so if you want to just Instant message me.

    thank you

  • smart christians is a oxymoron

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  • @monkey99712 Not true, buddy! I am very intelligent. I study the Bible and I love Jesus and have a relationship with Him! I'm not gonna call you stupid for being an athiest so don't call me stupid for being a Christian.

  • I hope it talks about the BIGGEST urban legend. . . . that the bible has truth in it.

  • It's like getting rick rolled. I hate it when adds come up on videos, but it's even worse when the video turns out to be an add. Maybe you could put, "add" in the title.

  • @Kenjuu I'm sorry, I hate to do this, and I don't mean to be mean but it bothered me so much............

    *ad

    There i did it

    OH, and i agree dude :D

  • Wake up people actually read the bible! Brainwashed people by the billions! Hard to believe so many people fall for the belief in faith!

  • the bible is bullshit!!!

  • it is dog shit!

  • I have just written the Greatest Book in the World, everyone must read this book, unfortunately it is locked up in a Nigerian Vault on top of 500 Billion worth of Gold Coins. If you will help me open the vault I will give you all the gold, I only want the book. To aid me in this Great Effort, please send me your banking information and ALL your personal information, I promise I won't misuse it. :D

  • @martyngmeyers hahahaha woe to the person who falls for this :P

  • Haha. Fuck those Nigerian fraudsters...

  • I just wasted 1;40 of the life God gave me ...lol man It sucks to be you

  • Only 10? I can think of much more than 10.

  • more dislikes then likes ha ha . a real christian dont read dumb books they only read the HOLY BIBLE .

  • @Gleantheword which is a dumb book?

  • a friggin' commercial??? 

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  • Sell that book pot-nah i ain't madd at you .... get that money .... its tithing time .

  • So if we are told that God ordered entire cities to be slaughtered because they didn't "know" him or worship him, that's okay with you? This is exactly what brainwashing does to people. Hiltler is a prime example. He used the bible to support his genocide of the Jews. God did it, why can't I? It must be moral to kill other races of peoples. Your morals are terrible if you base them on your god.

  • You have spent much too much time in this vid talking about yourself. No one cares about you. It's sad that you are so misled. - You can pray for me... but I'll THINK for you.

  • First dumb thing I learned as a christian was that the Jesus story was real. Shit, took a few years but once I started using my brain and did some research, found out it's all a bunch of hooee. If Christians would think for themselves instead of trusting a book or a pastor/priest, they would find out they have been following a myth. It's been going on for thousands of years, nothing has changed yet. Sad.

  • @oldno74 G. K. Chesterton was right: the problem with Christianity is not that it has been tried and found wanting, but that it has been found difficult and left untried. The message of Jesus is beautiful and magnificent and life-changing. If you have not already discovered that for yourself, may you discover it now.

  • @ndrummer99 "The message of Jesus is beautiful and magnificent and life-changing." Which part?? He spoke in parables so people couldn't understand his message. Not real loving was he? He also condemned people to outer darkness and weeping and gnashing of teeth, whatever that is, just for not believing in him. Sure he had some good moral teachings, but he also told his followers to hate their families. He even denied his family. Not bringing my children up that way!

  • @oldno74 Religions are mans search for God; the Gospel is God's search for man. I find that a beautiful thing. By what standard is Jesus not loving? Can you provide a standard of good and evil by which to judge Him?

  • @ndrummer99 So your god has to search for his own creation???? Your creator of the universe has to send his son to a little remote Jewish sect to die a bloody death so mankind can be saved, only by knowing and believing in Jesus???? So while the "beautiful" gospel was being spread in the middle east, millions of souls around the globe were sent to hell for not knowing Jesus. Great religion you follow. Man does not need religion, that only cause division between peoples.

  • @oldno74 We aren't condemned to hell for not knowing the gospel. We are condemned to hell because we are wicked sinners. The gospel is God's undeserved mercy. None will perish undeserving. I think it's beautiful that God would love the very ones who have rejected Him.

  • @ndrummer99 My standards of good and evil are far different from that found in the bible, I can assure you that. So I didn't get my morals from that man made god of yours. If I did, it would be okay for me to kill people of other religions and race. It would be okay for me to take their wives for my pleasure. It would be okay to believe god had to KILL his only son for his blood, so some INNOCENT people could be saved, even though they didn't do anything wrong. Foolish.

  • @oldno74 "For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Corinthians 1:18

    So you are the arbiter of what's right and wrong?

  • @ndrummer99 Quoting the bible to me is useless. I don't believe it's "inspired".

    Do you think god killing or punishing someone for another persons crime is right or wrong? Do you think it is right or wrong to kill your child?

  • @oldno74 I don't think anything God does is wrong. In fact, what is right or wrong has absolutely nothing to do with what I think.

    Do you believe abortion is wrong?

  • @ndrummer99 Abortion goes both ways in my view. If a child let's say 13 is raped and in danger of losing her life if she has the child, then aborting the baby is the logical answer. If a woman is using abortion because she can't keep her pants on and is having unprotected sex and doesn't want the baby, I think that's wrong. But it is her body and I have no right to make here bring that child into the world.

  • @oldno74 So could you explain something to me? You just accused God of being unjust for allegedly "killing or punishing someone for another persons crime" and it being "wrong to kill your child". Now you're suggesting to me abortion isn't wrong in the case of rape? Wouldn't that be both punishing someone for another's crime and killing your child? So when God decides who should live or die it's immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right.

  • @ndrummer99 I believe and many others do to, that it's up to the mother what she does with her body. Yes, I don't think it's right to do, but we shouldn't make abortion illegal because there are certain circumstances where it benefits the mother. You can't compare abortion to the slaughtering of innocent living men, women, children. It's not the same, not even close. You god is a evil jealous mad man who craves blood sacrifice and worship. Don't get off track by using abortion.

  • @oldno74 I most certainly can.

  • @oldno74 I can compare it. You charge God with being immoral when He takes life, yet you are for the innocent slaughter of unborn babies? That is complete hypocrisy and illogical. God is evil? Do you believe there is such a thing as evil? Prove it. What is your standard for morality? 

  • @ndrummer99 I am saying it's up to the woman what she wants to do with HER body and her UNBORN child who hasn't ever taken a breath or had a conscious thought. THAT is WAY different than killing millions of living breathing children who are ALIVE and conscious of their surroundings. Two very different scenario's. It's not hypocrisy.

    My morality doesn't come from the Jewish god. I was taught from childhood to treat others the way I want to be treated. My parents did that.

  • @oldno74 So life doesn't have value until you are breathing? Does oxygen give life value?

    "treat others the way I want to be treated" Would you like to have been aborted?

  • @ndrummer99 would you like to have been burned as a witch? Christians do not live in a clean house my friend.

  • @larsjake You can't characterize Christ by the poor judgment of some who profess His name. No percentage of human failure can prove the Creator false.

    

  • @ndrummer99 Sort of like terrorists are the fringe radicals of Islam and do not represent the religion? Also, no percentage of human success can prove your supposed creator true. That is why it is called faith and not fact.

  • @larsjake Examined objectively, the claims of the Bible are rational propositions well supported by reason and evidence. Why is it that you do not believe in God?

  • @ndrummer99 And I do believe in God, Why don't you explain which version of christianity you believe in? There are several, and they all argue with each other.

  • @larsjake I just follow the teachings of Jesus. 

  • @ndrummer99 Not really. But you can work towards it! Just stop worrying about what everyone else thinks and start following Christ. It is not too hard. Stop judging, and help people at every chance you get. All of the things you think are wrong, say so in a nice way and turn the other cheek. God is in control. Not you. The only thing you accomplish be being judgmental is showing why Christians are hated. God Bless!

  • @larsjake What did I say that was judgmental?

  • @ndrummer99 You are arguing your beliefs in a way that judges others for believing in their own beliefs. It is not your job to tell people whether or not they are right or wrong, your follow Christ. Educate. Not Argue.

  • @larsjake So you are telling me I'm wrong for telling people they are wrong? Jesus preached repentance. To tell people they need to repent is to imply something is wrong.

  • @ndrummer99 Where in the bible does jesus tell you to go forth and make people repent?

  • @larsjake Mark 16:15, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation." Repentance is part of the gospel. If it's wrong to preach repentance why did Christ do it?

  • @ndrummer99 how about the part telling you not judge and not to be a hypocrite

  • @aierce Jesus idea of judging wasn't sticking up for truth. What have I said that was judgmental?

  • @ndrummer99 "people are wrong" "repent"

  • @aierce So to tell someone they are wrong is judgmental? Wouldn't that make an English professor grading papers judgmental? And wouldn't that make you judgmental for telling me I'm wrong fro telling others they're wrong?

  • @ndrummer99 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

  • @aierce If telling people they are wrong is being judgmental wouldn't that make this statement judgmental? Jesus had a different definition for being judgmental than you do. The kind of judging Jesus was talking about was the attitude of the Pharisees, a harsh, ugly attitude towards people without any mercy.

  • @ndrummer99 cool story bro, Im sure God will love your creativity.

  • @larsjake Luke 24:46-47

  • @ndrummer99 Care to present some of the evidence?

    Not stalking you... just obviously hanging out in the same places :P

  • @ndrummer99 That's a very weak argument. First off if I was aborted I wouldn't of known it. Do you think a baby not born knows of his/her existence? Probably not much consciousness of it's existence yet. Now a walking talking breathing seeing fully developed human would know that he's about to be killed and would be scared shit less seeing someone coming after him with a knife or gun.

  • @oldno74 So you are telling me murder is wrong on account of the fear the victim senses before he is murdered? So if you kill someone in their sleep it's ok?

  • @ndrummer99 Now, back to your god killing for fun. Would you find this moral:

    "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death." ??

    OR

    "go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass." ???

  • @oldno74 Where does Scripture say God "kills for fun"? It actually says the contrary. "For I take no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Sovereign LORD. Repent and live!" Ezekiel 18:32. Do I find those two commands moral? Yes, because God gave them. Therefore, they can be nothing but moral. On what grounds do you claim them to be immoral?

  • @ndrummer99 Repent and live huh? How did Pharaoh's kid get a chance to repent??? You believe anything the bible says. This conversation is over your delusional. It's like talking to a mental patient who believes Superman is the savior of the world because some comic book said he was.

  • @oldno74 What is right and wrong is not based on our opinions. I challenge you to study the evidence for God's existence yourself and to read the Bible without the predetermined idea of tearing it apart. Thanks for your time discussing.

  • @ndrummer99 You are welcome. I have read the bible with an open mind. And I respect the people who endeavor to follow Christ. It is the people who use Christ to feel above other people, or for financial and political gain I am speaking of. It makes me sick. And unfortunately they are the majority. They have turned Christianity into a football team. If you aren't on their said with blind allegiance you are going to hell. That was not the message of Christ I found in the bible.

  • @TheSomnambulist06 and smart atheist inevitably shove a banana up there butt =3

  • 1 Dumb Thing I Did: WatchThis Stupid Video! This is an advert, nothing more, nothing less.

  • @nickstoli yeah its an advertisement...so what?

  • I too did a dumb thing............watched this this vedio!

  • @georgedesilva and spelled video wrong

  • 'Smart' christians are eventually atheists.

  • @TheSomnambulist06 like me! and im only 12

  • get to the point, assholeface

  • The truth will set you free and the truth is that religion is a scourge of man.

  • telling young children that santa is real.

  • Why 10? I will give you just one...religion.

  • @KennyHBCA1 AMEN!!

  • @KennyHBCA1 God is going to send seven trumpet judgements upon mankind to prove he exist and to get you to repent, Each trump will be worse than the last . You gonna believe if you live that long, maybe. Bible says that even after all that he sends upon mankind, few will repent . He has offered you an open door, but at the sound of the 7th trump that door closes for good . I believe this is when the First Resurrection takes place. hope I see you there KENNY ! God don't want nobody to burn .

  • @DefendYourRights1

    I forgive you and your brain-washers, they didn't know what they were doing, worshiping a a non-existent monster. a monster too weak to stop everyone from "burning". Christianity is false, Hellenism was false, and whatever else your ancestors believed before that was also false. I forgive you for being a religionist, you probably couldn't be a good person without expecting reward... but trust me, unlike religionists, there are legit good people here.

  • Ah! The old "Bait & Switch" routine, huh? The title of your video leads folks to believe that you were going to gives 10 things that idiotic xtians believe, not that you were going to try to drum up business and hawk your book! That, sir, in my opinion is completely tacky and the reason I gave you a thumbs down! Many people like myself will not pay to hear someone else's version of the truth, I am atheist and completely happy with my stance of believing the truth, sad that the majority doesn't!

  • you've gotta wonder if people like this peddler on the screen actually believe what they are shoveling. I find it hard to believe, and that makes him a sellout and an arsehole

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  • It's to bad that the book was made by a person with Retardation

  • This is just an advertisement, no further content ? fo.

  • religion is the worse thing that has ever been invented

  • @Roma0451 Dude, the moment you resort to insulting those of an opposing view to you, you make yourself look like an idiot who can't even fabricate a decent argument.

  • All beliefs aside. This video sucks.

  • Well since there is zero evidence that Jesus Christ ever existed, what does that say about your intelligence?

    Talk about legends.

  • isnt "Smart Christian" an oxymoron?

  • At the start I thought it was a parody on religion, but I think he's serious -.-

  • @DanielFourThirtyFive true. it gives them something to do. whatever makes them happy ^_~

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  • just 10?

  • I can't believe the list is only ten things long.

  • why are atheists trolling on this video? how lame...

  • @Roma0451 There are a lot of smart Christians who are simply deluded about the nature of religion or have a blind spot about it, or who frankly hold religion as a cultural habit and haven't thought enough about it in depth to realize how absurd it is. There are dumb ones as well, but that's true of any group. 

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  • Another 10... 1.The Bible 2.Their pastor/priest/whatever 3.Noahs kids humped out an entire population 4.Witches are real 5.Praying works 6.Faith is evidence 7.God cares if you sleep in on a Sunday. 8.Stoning your children inspires respect. 9.if you shout loud enough at a wall, it'll fall down. 10. Everybody who isn't Christian is just WRONG...and God said so.
  • I can't believe you managed to cut it down to only ten.

  • If they were smart they would be Atheists.

  • nice product placement for vaio lol

  • @Roma0451 funny how you had to type your response 3 different times...THEN delete it 3 different times, just to get the grammar correct.

  • @Roma0451 #12...your grammar

  • The dumbest being that man is divinely purposed.

    There is no logical reason to believe that the cause of the universe is a supernatural entity of human-like qualities & created man in his own image. It has a gender, emotions, & needs worship -- all the makings of a human construct. It's nonsense!

    Imagine - the creator of ALL (good & bad) is an all powerful, omniscient, benevolent super human spirit, & it created the universe just for us?

    Well how very convenient - arrogant even.

  • Yea, sure.

  • @Roma0451 hahaha thats hilarious

  • Look I am with you on some of the religious people being blind but don't call them stupid or dumb because the last thing you want is for them to point at you and say your the devil. Fight them with logic and commonsense and don't make them to be total idiots because at the end they will hate you instead of agreeing with you. That is the way I think we should fight religion.

  • Not all theists are dummies, but most dummies are theists.

  • How is this book different than Gary Kinnaman's book called "Dumb Things Smart Christians Believe"?

  • BEARD MITES!!!@#$%^&

  • one Dumb Thing Smart Christians Believe:that god is real

  • @scrubbyjoe1 good one

  • @scrubbyjoe1 and what do dumb christians believe in?

  • @kevinxavier777 talking snakes ,900 year old men ,virgin birth , ghosts , the eaarth and universe are only 6000 years old . must i go on there are to many things to list

  • @scrubbyjoe1 LOST

  • God loves you so much he gave his son to die for you.. That's why you must burn in hell kuz he loves the smell of burning meat.. The whole time you burn god and his slaves will party for da rest of time. Neve thinking that the pain that god is giveing them will ever stop. It must make him happy knowing that they are burning for all of time,,

  • @Pondshot lmao ur funny

    

  • @Pondshot I juz feel so ful ov godz evalastin luv!

  • @JustSiouxMe

    something wrong with your keyboard? it inserts "Z's" where they dont belong.

  • @lennyf1957 Dont worry about it.

  • @JustSiouxMe

    oh I'm not worried in the least. I just thought you'd like to know how dumb it looks.

  • @lennyf1957 So, you didnt get that I was actually poking fun at people who claim to "just feel gods love."

  • @JustSiouxMe

    AND I'm actually poking fun at you for your dumb typing......LOL

  • @lennyf1957 I was using the retarded typing to insinuate that people who believe in "gods everlasting love" are dumb........Fucking hell, straight up bullet this one.

  • @JustSiouxMe

    well I believe in God so I guess I'm dumb.

  • God is all loving and all forgiving.

    He also made hell to punish some people for all of fucking eternity.

  • @xervansx I think you are confusing God with religion. They are mutually exclusive. The hell you speak of is not biblical. The words for hell in Greek and Hebrew are mostly the word "death' or the "state of being dead". There is a lake of fire referred to in Revelations, but it's prepared for Satan and his demons who, since they are spirit and cannot die, are tormented "forever". Humans who are resurrected and face judgment that're thrown in, "die the second death". Not eternal torture.

  • @mrdunngoofd I LOVE YOU

  • well it may be just a book promo, but a book like this can only be a good thing...

  • This was just a fucking book promo?! Lame...

  • @JokerzKard

    GEE.....how long did it take you to come to the conclusion?

  • SPOILER ALERT: Number one in the book is god.

    second is the bible

    third jesus.

    fourth everything.

    Hail Satan.

  • @mrdunngoofd your dumber than a bag of rocks dude. lol.

  • I thought you were going to talk about the flood the didn't happen. Or the earth is a circle.

  • A valley or "bad luck" when it causes a Christian to challenge his or her faith is part of taking up your cross and denying yourself. I've read Larry Osborn's book and it's good to see a challenge to the prosperity movement.  Another good book: Theology of the Cross by Daniel Deutschlander

  • the truth cant set us free.. do u think kobe bryant wudda been set free if he said "honestly, i did rape that girl.."? NO, he wud be just like Akon! but all in seriousness tho.. i just dont see any evidence that he existed.. if he did, where was he during the armenian genocide when 2 million christians were banished and killed? or where was he during the holocaust when the 6 million jews were being terminated? where was he when 3/4th of europed died from the black plague? so much for love to all

  • @GunZmaster223 Your question can be answered, if you assume god gave man free will. Man has been shafting himself ever since. Free will is a big deal, because it not only shoots down the argument for judgment upon our death, but also allows us to fully explore and try to learn what is going on around us. My thought is that god doesn't not intervene in our lives. The laws of the universe he sets up, like gravity, teach you to how to navigate and learn.

  • @GunZmaster223 "or where was he during the holocaust when the 6 million jews were being terminated?"

    If you're reffering to Hitler, why cite only Jews being terminated??? What if someone, instead of that, cited 8 million non-Jews being terminated wiyhout mentioning Jews?

  • @clamchowda25 It's up to people who believe in Santa Claus to prove his existence, not up to normal people to prove that he doesnt exist. You believe in an invisible thing that helps everyone and blesses you with good things, but doesnt help little children in Africa dying of hunger. It's up to you to prove that he exists, not to scientists to "prove" that he doesnt exist. That's a basic principle of argumentation.

  • christans are stupid as fuck. god cant be proven with the scientific method thus he dosent exist

  • erm can you stop demolishing Christian views lool some of the stuff hes sayin was like believed by everyone in the 30-50 with the whole scientific theroys wid Charles Darwin and also with Hippocrates and the greeks ! it aint like that anymore dude it aint as common ! looool yes i like science and im a christian ! looool

  • Why stop at 10 things?

  • Me:Why do u follow the bible?

    Christian:Because it is the word of god...

    Me:How do u know its the word of god?

    Christian:Because the bible says its the word of god...

    Me: WTF!!!???

  • @BigBlackAlex808 ROFLMAO ROFL omfg i literally just fell off my chair laughing....XD

  • LIKEWISE, nobody puts a gun to your head and says believe in Jesus Christ once you have read the Gospel, nobody puts a gun to your head and says when you read the Koran, believe in Allah.

    You read them as if the writings are giving an accurate description if it is the word of God, and that Muhammad or the disciples are revealing God accurately.

    Don't take it from pastors/priests, read it yourself and ask yourself - are they speaking the truth, if they are, accept them, if not reject them.

  • @LightRevealsDark thats not true at all....christians nonstop press their bullshit beliefs on other smarter people who realize its stupid bullshit, and in islam....if you havent heard yet you ignorant dipshit....ALL INFIDELS MUST BE KILLED, just like in the crusades the whole point of christianity going and killing other stupid ppl aka muslims, was because they believed ina different god!!! UR RETARDED AND U JUST GOT EDCUATED WHATS UP??