Felching with a Gerbil

[onecrazylemming]

I wonder how many people who are getting up in arms about this know it's made up?

Bloody internet warriors.

[decensortive911]

ARMAGEDDON!!

[MrSteveo70]

One of the funniest things I've seen for a long time. I laugh hard every time- thank you.

[MiniJoeHo92]

Everytime I listen I end up in stitches

[lionjake72]

This is totally disgusting and sick. But these two perverts may be homosexual but they are as representative of homosexuality as heterosexual perverts are of straight people. Perverts are perverts, period. So to all homophobes trying to take advantage of this: get real!

[lionjake72]

This is fucking disguting and totally sick. But this has nothing to do with homosexuality. These two perverts may be homosexual but they are as representative for gay people as heterosexual perverts are for straight people. Perverts are perverts, period. So all of you homophobes who try to take advantage of this: get real!

[lionjake72]

This is fucking disguting and totally sick. But this has nothing to do with homosexuality. These two perverts may be homosexual but they are as representative for gay people as heterosexual perverts are for straight people. Perverts are perverts, period. So all of you homophobes who try to take advantage of this: get real!

[kingnings]

hahahahahahah!!!

[911matko]

that guy got his face burnt?...hahahahaha

poor gerbil

[nickiaries]

this was one of the first vids i ever seen back in my Myspace days. (4ish years ago) and i thought i was gonna DIE when i saw this. you did a great job and this is a great effin story. i love it. thank you for one of the greatest vids EVER.

[googulisevilscum]

this thing makes me PEE myself with laughter every single time!!!!! just efffing HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! ARMAGEDDON!!!!

[N696]

"in retrospect lighting the match was my big mistake" - no shit

[kamikazie1974]

ARMAGEDDON!!!!

[Daniel7860]

the Mythbusters should get on this... LOL

[guydecervens]

I don't know why people say homosexuality it a personality disorder and not a 'life choice'. I mean, this isn't at all mentally ill, is it? I'm sure the gerbil didn't find it too funny.

[dzanier]

I heard it was a consenting gerbil.

[WACK01994]

damn thats funny

usally i dont discriminate against gays but the fagots r fuckin retarded and diserved more that burns lol

poor fuckin gerbal was probly scared so much

the world is a fucked up place lol

[Wwyzzard]

I am agains premarital felching.

[Noblelox]

Oh it does make me laugh ;-)

[igotaidsinnarnia]

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[YonNosigra]

Meh... could be fun.

lol too funny.

[HereKittyKittee]

armaggedon!

[thespoogemonster]

Heard it years ago! still funny today! Armageddon ...........

[Unique08Freak]

PMSL!

[bigpopparamma]

There has been rumors that actor Richard Gere tried it when he was married to Cindy Crawford. Gere denies it.

[dzanier]

Actually the rumor started before he was married to Cindy Crawford. It's hard to believe he would've needed a diversion like that while married to Cindy Crawford. But then again, maybe was attracted to the little critters.

[JerseyNoodles]

@LeisureCentury

The story says it became a tiny flaming projectile that was rocketed out of a man's asshole. How did it fare after? Not well most likely.

[GerOffYeWeeBastard]

"Alternate lifestyle" indeed!

So when are the virus breeders going to start agitating for man-gerbil marriage rights?

[twistedmr]

bloody homo poofter bum fucking donut punchers

[barryaus]

My question is how is the gerbil, who was an innocent victim of the antics of two totally stupid guys?

[vivimatsuk79]

hahaha thats what those faggots deserve XD LMAO!

[petazzzz1]

Leading psychologists state that male homophobes are in fact closet gays (I wont bore you with the intricate details of the study as a two-digit IQ would not be enough to comprehend the method or the findings).

Hmmthat suggests to me that you are displaying some form of envy. I am confident that you sodamize your girlfriend whilst visualising your best mate. Oops, your secrets out!

[jonnygouda1]

dzanier - I will allow the fact that gay people should be allowed to do what they want as long as it isn't dangerous to other people or destructive (including harming small, furry mammals). I think it's best said that, "if they have the right to be gay, WE have the right to find it freakin' funny!"

And make fun of it!

Hell, my wife makes fun of me and the kids cuz we like liverwurst and onion sandwiches.

[XISafeIX]

lmfao

[getchatissuesready]

can someone write a transcript of this for me?!

[jonnygouda1]

I downloaded the text for this. I dare ANYONE out there to record themselves staring into the camera and reporting this as if it was a real story. Not a smirk. Stone cold as if you had just heard it and you believed it to be real and had not read through it before going on air.

It can not be done.

[dzanier]

You're right. It can't be done. It's so hysterical you can't help but bust out laughing.

[jamin1210]

This is featured on the B Side of a record called "That Fuct Camara" by DJ Elite! Brilliant!

[Cmatthews2k910]

@truefaith68 YOU MY DEAR FRIEND ARE AS THICK AS PIGSHIT!!

If - as you said - we put all gays on "dicktopia" it wouldn't stop gays from being produced as - if u think about it properly - gay ppl don't produce gay ppl, straight ppl do all the production of humans!! So no they wouldn't just die of in a few decades.. U FAIL dramatically with your little theory - so next time use your mind before u use ur fingers to type bullshit!!

[Slutbuster2008]

that's some silly shit. Armageddon's got 3 syllables too many to be an appropriate safe word, and no hospital in the US would issue a press release or hold a press conference about the details of their patient's private and personal injuries.

If you thought for a minute that this was real, you're a fuckin idiot.

[Jadabh3]

I don't see what's funny. Two people were seriously hurt in this  unfortunate accident. Would you laugh at the victim of a lightning strike or other acts of God?

[EESASTORM]

You laugh becaue it is FUNNY AS HELL!

[DoCWaSaBe]

wrong, because they had the choice to avoid all of this.

naturual disasters cant be avoided, once something is out of your hand you shouldn't be teased or made fun of for(race, IQ, disabilities).

But a bunch of queers sticking gerbils up there asses deserve to be taken to a corner and shot out of there misery for torchering the animal.

still, there stupidity amuses me!

[dzanier]

I agree this is stupid beyond comprehension, and in addition it's very cruel to animals and I do believe that in instances where something like this occurs the hospital should report it to the authorities and some kind of action should be taken. Maybe the "offenders" can be institutionalized as no human who does such things should be allowed to walk the street. We should not be so narrow-minded as to think that only queers do stuff like this but I'm fairly certain it's a mainly queer phenomenon

[DoCWaSaBe]

you sir, have just posted the best comment on youtube

congrats! i totally agree!

[Lordedargon]

@DoCWaSaBe if your going to comment on how stupid people are, make sure you spell things right. it makes you look retarded

[Aarontlondon]

This can't be true!!! Is it?

[12babysteps]

I personally think this story is absolutly hilarious AND I had my mom listen to it and she laughed so hard she cry'd. Come on guys, smile. Shit just laugh about it. Your face isn't going to crack!

[bigpopparamma]

@12babysteps

I had my mom listen to it too. And she said that it wasn't funny. She argued to say, "You wouldn't be laughing if that ever happened to you".

I told her I wouldn't be that stupid or cruel.

Deep down, I know she is laughing.

She even has a problem of guys getting hit in the groin.

[jimrichy]

erm, thats not what felching is all about at all, it has nothing to do with animals .... trust me, i'm a pro :D

[randallpbooth]

Truefaith66. -- you are kidding me.

[GCar35]

Oh god you fucking idiots... As a gay man I don't take any offense to this at all..This is hysterical!! . and anyone who would use such a story to blanket and tarnish a whole segment of society is just as fucking loony as the perverts described in this story.. Get your panties out of a bunch and go get yourself a sense of humor..

[walter0bz]

"so thats what Felching is all about"

[HidingZebraTube]

Armageddon!!

[StayUpBalla]

Truefaith68... I think if god had a dick, You would suck it.

[silentdeath098]

WTF is felching?

Should i even ask?

[apenuns]

Type it in wikipedia, its pretty rough lol

[silentdeath098]

OMG :O sick man just fucking sick

[apenuns]

Yep! Lol always good for an insult thou

[silentdeath098]

Armageddon !! Lol :D

[Live4TehMusic]

I'm not taking sides on this discussion. Just expressing my thoughts.

It has been proven that people who are homosexual are born that way. Aspects of Catholosism and Christianity confuse me. It states in the bible that anyone can be a Christian. But; If people are born homosexual, yet want to be Catholic, Christian, or any other religion that disassociates with homosexuality... What then?

Your sexuality cannot be modified to fit in with religion. You are born a certain sexuality.

[ffejgib]

2:11

XD

[benpowell8]

armeggendon! lol

[axeltrose]

I love the reporter. I was laughing the whole freaking time. haha his hair was on fire and the gerbil...cannon....hahaha...oo­h. This is good.

[TheLastMolecule]

Feltching a gerbiling are two separate things. What Sara Jessica Parker feltches a gerbil out of someones ass? Now then I work in a hospital and can you believe it, this guy comes in with a bicycle goose neck stuck on his dick and a ferret up his ass. Or was it a weasel? I can't remember exactly. Well we cut the goose neck off with minor damage but we had to operate for the poor ferret. He told us the ferret crawled up there on his own because it got scared when the guy fell on his bike naked.

[nalpert06]

LOL. They were most likely "furries."

[CAJman01]

hey everyone, here's a spoiler:

THERE IS NO GOD.

wow. and as for this video. wow. that would be quite kinky

[dzanier]

Yes there is a God. And actually you're a retard.

[izumozorc]

@dzanier Yeah there is a God. And God spreads LOVE AND FORGIVENESS! Your hatred roots from evil, there is no God in your heart.

[should6]

Good! they shouldnt be sticking an animal up their buttholes!

[psotweak]

if they didn't stick animals up their butts, you wouldn't get great hilarious audio like this!!

[appledelic]

go and get yourself rimmed by your daughter u sick dead asshole

[Live4TehMusic]

I thought homosexuality was against the christian religion? So why are you taking quotes from the bible and changing it to sound like god wanted people to be gay? I have nothing against homosexuality... I'm just saying I thought that homosexuality is forbidden by catholosism and christianity?

[dzanier]

Homosexuality is forbidden by catholosism and christianity. It's a grave sin and God does not condone it in any way. I could see how atheistic people could convince themselves that it's acceptable because in many cases sin is a relative concept for atheists, but if a religious gay person thinks they are not sinning by living that lifestyle they are either living on another planet or distorting the laws of nature and the bible to justify their lifestyle.

[psotweak]

The Bible says: God love everyone unconditionally. Loves the sinner, but hates the sin.

Bible-Bangers say: God only loves Catholics (if you're catholic) and hates other religions.

Besides, aren't Catholics the ones with Priests having sex with little boys but it's okay because as long as they confess their acts in extreme detail to some other priest in a box they get into heaven anyways?

Regardless, this audio was hilarious!! The Jihadists up in arms about this is even funnier.

[dzanier]

You're right. God does love everyone uncondtionally. And as far as the priests who molest children, there is no punishment severe enough for them. Not even confession can save them. God holds them to a higher standard as far as sin is concerned. Anyone who molests kids is borderline unsaveable, and if it's a priest they might as well already reserve a spot for him in hell cause that's where he'll be. On a lighter note this is a mega-funny audio clip!! It is sidesplittingingly funny.

[wdharveyoicu]

What's the phone number to God? Because if you have it, I'm thinking the rest of us should have it as well...There is a commandment that says "Thou shalt not take the Lord thy God's name in vain"...By you speaking for him, and telling us how God thinks as well as feels, you are taking his name unto your own VANITY by representing yourself as his personal messenger to all. I'm glad you have religion in your life...just put words in God's mouth. He has delivered his message, and didn't write it

[trith72]

Yes God hates the sin, not the sinner, but he also expects the sinner not to be stupid enough to keep repeating the sin. Homosexuality is wrong because gays keep having nasty rectum sex with one another even though its wrong and they know it. That's why God is against it. He can forgive it...but not turn a blind eye to its continued practice.

[psotweak]

confession is for ppl because they ARE stupid enough to keep repeating things. Homosexuals aren't the only ones who have 'nasty rectum sex'. straight people enjoy anal sex as well, does that make them homosexual? a gerbil up the butt is sex? what about tapeworms?

Keep clinging to your antiquated beliefs. Things change and if you keep resisting it, you are just like the middle east religions, trapped in the ancient past.

The bible is the most entertaining work of fiction, i must admit ^_~

[Live4TehMusic]

dzanier, I respect your views. But you're making it sound like all Homosexuals must be Atheists. In my opinion, Catholics and Christians should learn to treat Homosexual believers the same as Hetrosexual believers. This is entirely my opinion. I believe that sexuality should not undermine, change or modify religion in any way. God says Love your neighbour as you would love yourself, so what would you do if your neighbour came out of the closet?

[wdharveyoicu]

I heard absolutely nothing in the video that even came close to mentioning God, Christianity, or even religion...so, WTF are you talking about?

[HidingZebraTube]

I think they're talking about how queers are bad... which some are. But others r cool Will&Grace FTW!

[silentdeath098]

Ask him to politely go back in the closet.

[truefaith68]

Faggots are the trash of the world, living off normal socity.. Just think if you gave the faggot its own land, say, dicktopia.. How long would it last, a generation?.. The fag can't breed, they are anti-nature. They spread AIDS, hurt children, and put small animals up their crappers. In the bible it says to love your neighbour, thats true, why?.. Because, God exspects you to keep the hood clean and not let shit eaters live next to you... Fags are sick mental trash. :)

[dylan14is14]

i think you protest to much. Take your time and come out when your ready.

[BassPlayerLFC]

You appear to be a homosexual in denial.

[ironman5454]

If I 'loved' my neighbor as I 'loved' myself I might be in some real trouble LOL !!

(not that I really do this...)

(not that theres anything wrong with it...)

(its just a damn joke fer ...)

(some people...)

(better quit while I'm ahead...)

Harry Pailms

Master Debator

[Brijomo1223]

Wow... xDD

[Selville04]

Fuck this is so goddamn hilarious!! Some people are just so FUCKING stupid. Gay or not.......fuuuck

[862431]

that cant be true!! BROKE THE NOSE FROM THE IMPACT OF THE GERBIL!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

[tweed222]

lmfao lmao rofl !

[chapp54]

fags!!!!! haha!!!!

[thenazi2]

this is funnier than shit

[xemokidzhahax]

ARMEGADDON!!!!

[chapp54]

Burn all fags!

[phantomspellchecker]

Why?

[maculata3]

Religion is at fault for the homophobic reactions over gays. The fact is being gay is not a crime - nor is it unusual. It is found in all of nature - if u believe - "gods nature". If it is so wrong and you believe this why did "god" make it in the first place. I am not gay, and I am comfortable in my own sexuality and do not feel threatened around gays. Turn the bible on itself and say: I am this way because he so made me. So to all you homophobes out there, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[ironman5454]

I don't appreciate people who pick their nose and eat it in front of me either.They're not sick, they're not breaking the law- its just 'not normal', I have a natural revulsion watching or listening to it. Keep your 'affections' private and no one would give a sh*t. If you pick your nose and eat and try to tell me its 'ok' sorry, you're going to get the same reaction from me.This is 'normal' for me as the 'scent' of a man makes me want to gag.Theres a reason for that ! And I don't bash or hate.

[DorkRollEggandCheese]

Lemmiwinks!

[dzanier]

Although I'm inclined to believe this story is not real I'm so fuckin sick and tired of faggots. Why do so many people who used to think otherwise now feel it's absolutely normal for a man to like another man? There is nothing normal about it. People can live however they want to live but anything other than a heterosexual relationship is not fucking normal. That used to never be in question and it should still never be in question.

[happysinger]

FUCK YOU.

[dzanier]

Same to you sir.

[haymaker710]

There has always been gay people. There was never a time when it wasn't a question.

[dzanier]

There was a time when homosexuality was viewed as aberrant behavior & up till the early 70's it was considered an illness. It may not be an illness but it's not normal.Read what I wrote closely you'll see I'm not a hate monger but just someone who disagrees with mainstream opinions on homosexuality,though PC has taught us that any opinions that offend special interest groups are hate.But I guarantee you 90% of all gays think I'm a troglodyte who deserves to die. Now that's hate & intolerance.

[asianwatcher]

Are you REAL?? I can't believe anyone could really be stupid enough to believe what you have written in your post. People just can't be THAT stupid.

[dzanier]

I beleive homosexuality is deviant behavior and a sin. I'm allowed to feel that way and have that opinion. And if I'm asked what my opinion is I should be able to express it without being called archaic and hateful. I cannot reconcile that behavior with what I hold to be right and moral. Is my opinion hateful or intolerant? Should I be arrested for what I believe? Give me an answer.

[AnUnidentifiedMale]

Nah, you can have whatever opinions you want, but we also get to judge you for those opinions. If you want to believe in myths and outdated science, be my guest. You should know that it makes you look a little uninformed, to put it nicely.

[fearsomestmoocow]

@dzanier Nobody should be punished for how they feel or what they think. They can however be mocked for these views and should be punished for any harmful actions they persue.

[dzanier]

Ot course they can be mocked, & any actions taken towards homosexuals that includes harming them physically is revolting. But let's say a group is marching in protest of gay adoption because they feel that it's unnatural, or against teaching homosexuality (or sexulaity, for that matter, in grade school) that should be allowed no matter who's feelings it hurts You can't prove that such feelings towards gays lead to violence. Those kinds of protests should be allowed and often are not.

[fearsomestmoocow]

@dzanier What do you mean by teaching homosexuality in school? Do you mean denying it's existence? Or simply not acknowledging that it occurs? This is paramount to child abuse in my opinion in the same way as teaching Creationism.

Children should be aware of all creeds, religions, cultures and sexuality as much as an adult. Where is the sense in preaching ignorance?

[dahdeedahdee]

mmmm... I think dzanier is a closet homo with baggage from its break-up with its last pet gerbal!!

[dzanier]

You're right. I have not gotten over it yet. I loved it so much.

[lozcroft]

Racism was ok up until not so long ago. And the greeks and romans bummed all the time and have long been revered and held as the pinnacle of classical brilliance. Flying isn't normal. What is normal? You are living in the past. Gay's are people too. It would almost be funny how outdated and hateful how your views. But its not.

[holzee2020]

Homophobia is something made up by the queers to get people to quit picking on them.

We are not phobic or afraid of queers, we just think they are vile and immoral.

Bash away faggots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[holzee2020]

Oh by the way Lezcroft, who is racist?

Didn't see any comments in here about race until yours. Are you stupid and immoral?

[lozcroft]

What? I was just using racism as a point to show the different forms of bigotry that were generally accepted as normal in days past have gradually become outdated and frowned upon. I am so unracist that it's unbelievable - I find it difficult to believe anybody who dislikes racists can be against gay people too. People are just born that way, like what race they're born into. My younger brother is almost certainly gay - you can just tell, it's who he is.

[piedpiper1000]

Why do people who are homosexual (a scientific term for males who like males) insist on using a word which in days past has meant something like having or showing a merry, lively mood. I suppose this word was used whilst you chaps were still in your colsets to communicate yourselves to others, what a shame to denigrate a word in this fashion

[lozcroft]

Just to point out, I'm not gay - I just hate bigotry.

[fernze411]

LOL flying isn't normal. thats why we use aeroplanes.. whats your point? Gay is not good.

[ironman5454]

And the Romans did it ...and the ...

It AIN'T normal so don't talk that 'well everyone else did it". The Romans probably all suffered ruined brains from the lead in their pipes too. Take the plug of your toaster and the plug from your radio and try to plug them together.Looks odd don't it ?

Do what you want behind closed doors.Stay outta my face with the rationalizations.Otherwise, you sound like a good person and thats how I'd treat you- as long as you don't try to sell me the

'its normal'.

[dzanier]

You could not have summed up better my feelings towards homosexuals. Aren't we allowed to be of the opinion that it's not normal? In fact I can't even see how a gay person could convince themselves that it's normal. Neither you or I are bashers or haters but the gay agenda involves demonizing anyone who disapproves of them even in a manner that is not outwardly hateful. As far as it concerns the line "everyone does it", the prevalence of certain behaviors doesn't make them normal. Good post.

[izumozorc]

@dzanier What the heck is this gay agenda you people keep speaking of. All we want is the same basic rights as everybody else. You make it sound as if we're trying to take over the world.

[arkansasjames88]

anyway lol

[outlawwolf621]

this is one to tell your grandkids,guaranteed laughs for an hour at least.

[LOKAZZ08]

LMFAO!

[csoi14]

that was so fucking lame

[StudioRat320]

That's the funniest shit I've ever heard......

[xBARBIES]

Lmfao.. Oh my god XD

[highsierra]

One of the funniest damn thing on YouTude, but what happened to the gerbil.

[BiohazardxBreakdown]

ARMAGEDDON! ROFLLLLL Omg I about died

XD

[italianfiveoh]

The newscaster laughing makes this clip freaking funny

[LondonRadioBigBeat]

Best laugh for ages!

[Willsinn]

Is this video supposed to have sound?

[CowGrl38]

OMG, I heard this for the first time about 10 years ago. This is too funny.

[SirWezlo]

*falls out of chair laughing* HAAAAAAAAhahahahaaaaaaa XD

[JezUK1]

Thats fucking awsome lol funny as hell

[nfyykmb]

the best story (real or fake) i have heard

[rodneyp2940]

ARMAGEDDON LOL

[Mistraker]

Anyone who believes this is real probably shouldn't breed.

[redhotryder]

why would you do this to a poor gerbbil anyways?how do you know they wanna get it?

[CoopDawgpwns]

ARMAGEDDON!

[catsy26]

hahah! Excellent "and thats what felching is about"

[RodThaBod]

One of the funniest things I have ever heard!!!!!

[rulataja]

if those 2 two homos would be next top me,i would kill them.Seriously.

[sw1w]

Dear ru.,

are you wanting the two homosexuals to top you?

.

Are you a forget?

Cheers.

from,

del-boy.

[WayToSaveTheWorld]

armageddon?

[redrockape]

Did'nt stop laughing for ages.

[bickmore1979]

Fanfelchingtastic!

[joeslick15]

rotf lmao armageddon!!!!!

[tr3c001]

hahaha, how fast was this gerbil going to break his nose? lol, hahaha

[dezi035]

best ever!!!

[whoami9966]

omfg! i've heard it all now lol

[NaruHina8]

That actually happened i looked it up

[howller]

It is all fiction, of course.

[MoominCloud]

???

[Dagonet182]

that was one of the funiest things ive ever heard, the fact the gerbil broke the guys nose cracks me up!

[cooliopossum711]

ARMAGEDDON!! lmao

[TheOriginaMightyQuin]

lolololol that was hi-fucking-larious

[offrampt]

But that is not what felching is al about - felching is very different.

[Awesbom]

ROTFLMFAOOOO

The fucking gerbil BROKE the dudes nose because of how fast it shot out of the other guys ass... XDDD

[vxenzoxv]

LOLOLOLOL

[slutcrackwhore]

soooooooooo funny xxx

[KapernicusI]

Serves those bum-chums right!!!!!

[bettyboop34]

ARMAGEDDON!!!!!

[johnnyretardo]

Man that was some funny shit... lol