A Mayonnaise Thing

[TheDoorInTheWall]

4:30 .. laugh n'ma ass off

[SuperJamesus]

o god no

[03pontiac]

lol.....what the FUCK?!?!?!

I was NOT expecting that at ALL.

[aligatorwine84]

look how fuckin high they are

[keld0n84]

This was cut out of "The Comedians of Comedy" DVD. I always wondered what happened because Zach was really embarrassed about it and ended up leaving the tour the next day over it. They were obviously pretty drunk. Still funny, regardless.

[foodpornclub]

"you done?"

" not quite..."

[noiregard]

WTF happened at the end Oo ?? it's like zach is going to ride the other guy muhaha

[Schloo]

They hired a horse for that last part.

[mckallay]

that is so fucked

[Rhyseh1]

wtf..........

[enjoyincubus222]

"kirby your enthusiasm"

[thinker93]

kirby your enthusiasm.

[gregarious24]

Miracle Whip.

[theexpelled027]

I have never in my life laughed so hard.

[Litawyn]

That shit is just wrong.

[ImJohn501]

wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffffffffff

[lonelygnome1]

Seacrest out.

[sheepintheherd]

...wtf

[gd01skorpius]

I hope there's not a Mustard Thing.

[perfectshot15]

WAIT HE FORGOT TO YELL SLAYER!!!

[watevatube]

Favorited... wow that was so hot.. imma jack off to it later

[itsSTELLAAA]

FUCK YEAH.

[poopfartpenis]

THE HAIR DRYER LOL

[TheRedJester86]

WTF!

I didn't know zak was gay... O_O

[puckeylut]

I've been tramatized by this since the first time I watched it. GENIUS! And to the guy who said it was fake and gay. Perhaps you should watch real gay porn then.

Thanks for posting this vid.

[pandemoniumswings]

I can never unsee this.

[56BUICKRiviera]

I used to work in a mayonaise factory

[jbw470]

fake and gay

[blindreefer]

@jbw470 fake? why would you be so concerned with the fact that this was fake? of course it was fake. the part that really troubles me about your comment is that you say "fake" as if thats a bad thing. were you hoping that there would be real "mayonnaise"? or maybe you didnt know what this was until you saw it but after having seen it you were let down after the fact?

i love you

[jbw470]

@blindreefer I was glad it was fake after realizing what, um, "brand" of mayonaisse that they were referring to.(man mayonaisse). Either way, this was slightly disturbing, and something I wish I could un-watch!

[adamnathanielbassett]

@jbw470 you quite obviously have no idea who the comics in the video are and definitely have no sense of they're humor

[jbw470]

@adamnathanielbassett actually, I do know who they are, and have a sense of "THEIR" humor (not "they're" humor). That doesn't mean I can't still be disturbed by it.

[JD0x0]

@jbw470 umm... were you expecting it to be real? Do you go on youtube to watch men masturbate, and thats why youre upset? It's a joke get a sense of humor dude, and maybe you'll understand the subtleties of Zach's humor.

[jbw470]

@JD0x0 go kill yourself

[heyowassup]

wtf man

[ILLFX]

kirby..your enthusiasm

[lahbl]

Lmfao @ Kirby's phonecall.

[meganoftheganja]

Zach Galifianakis is sexy

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@meganoftheganja especially without his beard

[Te4RHyP3]

black people must look at this video and think "what the fuck is wrong with white people ?"

[turellsolution]

@Te4RHyP3 No we don't. We laugh like obnoxious bastards, and continue on with our day.

[Te4RHyP3]

@turellsolution whoa snap ! so we are similar....

[turellsolution]

@Te4RHyP3 I know right?

[meamfood]

@Te4RHyP3 and then white people listen to the song "lemme smell yo dick"

[Te4RHyP3]

@meamfood hmmm i've never heard this song, but my girlfriend says that to me all the time.

[incubuskid09]

Didn't Zach leave the comedians of comedy tour after this because he was ashamed or something. Brian Posehn is the one that took the brunt of the gayness though. Anyway, fucking hilarious.

[leafsoup]

@incubuskid09 He was pissed that the cameramen laughed.

[jergenx]

"nice."

"......oh thanks"

[sooperdooper77]

these may be low floors...

[woohooboy]

I didn't think it was actually possible to combine creepiness, with hilarity and topped with a healthy dose of sheer grossness, but I hand to Zach and Brian for achieving it in memorable style!..... :)

[bigredseany]

"are you done?"

[hitoki1354]

lol "So what do you say I jerk off on your face?"

[moobert22]

did that just happen

[confusedinthegroove]

fap... fap... fap fap fap.... ooooo.... splat

[BentNeatly]

i love the way theyre so nonchalant about it.

[FuriousRiot]

This video made me cry. It was damn funny!

[wesmugg]

do you like morrisy

[John966]

hahahahahahahah fuck

[stfuslimo]

that wasnt richard dunn it was ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

[BurgerTrench]

haha gross

[losermuzak]

If you watch the Comedians of Comedy movie, you'll see during the filing of this sketch, Zach Galifianakis is furious with one of the crew members because the guy was laughing so hard, and made Zach feel embarrassed. I can't blame the crew member, I was in tears. Funny stuff.

[acebrawler73]

w.......t.....f!? hahahahahahaha. They must have been bored as shit!

[lucifuge616]

aw man, the green tint to the mayo was a nice, if creepy touch! and thats a position i never hope to see brian posehn in again

[BorisTheBlade666]

funny as shite! I did that same exact thing to my dog yesterday. keep up the normal everyday humor. love it. Dukakis for Pres!

[greenwiens]

Who hasn't done that with their buddy?

[ForIAmARainDogToo]

These might be low floors.

[sRod21]

LOL! omg dude! that was mad funny! now i understand why zach asked brian if he was wearing his glases.

[supercgard]

hey, mayo has come along way, and this is highly demeaning

[arollo]

I was there during the mayonaise riots of '65, the pastrami on rye sit-in, those were heady days.

[nightfallcub]

not funny. in fact, it's kind of offensive.

[arollo]

Are you a mayonaise manufacturer, or in some other way involved in the mayonaise industry?

[preacherman86]

As a devout afficionado of mayonnaise and other egg white derivative products, I must say that I for one applaud this innovative and brilliant new application for the delectable foodstuff. Just think how many precious sperm cells were saved!

[got2many]

then you don't have a sense of humor because that was freakin hilarious!!

[redmudbass]

You got to love the way Brian lays there.

[nrfrench]

that was so fucking sick

it was great

[whiskeywilliams]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre shirt, AWESOME!!!!!

[thecolorunknown]

lmao

[inphlux]

win

[kyledrums]

this is so fucking wrong hahaha

[roboticonion]

You mean gay guys don't dump mayonaise on eachother?

[imnothear]

hahaha

[heartdp]

REAL! duh!

[personcheese1234]

real or fake

[TheGzeus]

I feel like I was just slipped LSD.....3 hours ago.

[henkeswe]

just look at zach's face when he is jackin' off with the fan in the backround! he looks f**king scary!

[WyattForMayor]

Thats fuckin' awesome! I havent laughed that hard in a while!

[Nequametus]

Buahahaha!! Fucking classic.

[blackout8300]

Quite possibly the hardest I ever laughed....one word....BRILLIANT!

[novemberbaby654]

The perfect combination of hilarity and shock.  Brava fellas, brava!

[BeeCBender]

hahaha

"hey, what do you say I jack off on your face."

[doriannemonster]

I am permanently scarred. YES, I laughed. Shut up.

[BorisTheBlade666]

Supper fucin funny!

[elvislvr82]

I don't like slapping noises!!!!

Ha ha, y am i turned on?

lol

[Pettskronk]

haha... "I'm on the other line with Kirby, Kirby your enthusiasm"

[Misanthropia666]

you can tell there both stoned out of there minds on this video

[SusurrusIgnoramus]

So, I saw this bit on the "Commedians of Comedy" documentary, but they cut out like, %98 of the actual video. Towards the end of the documentary, Zach abruptly left the tour. I was never sure if it was a joke or not, but now I know. Thanks YouTube!

[redmeatmolly]

Yeah, me too. I always wondered, but I figured it was a joke.

[DeimosSaturn]

Thanks internet...I'll never be the same.

[Wondahboy]

His reminds me of the time I jacked off a bottle of cocoa butter lotion. Don't fall for it. Let me just say that it only smells of cocoa. It's not the real thing. It's just scented.

[Mellink]

Losers, who's idea was it..? Get a live ore something...

[Wysefool]

Actually not very funny... Except for how completely baked out of his tree Posehn looks!

[albuquerque98]

Since when did they come (ha, come) out of the closet?

[albuquerque98]

Homosexual humour, oy vey!

[NORMLduder]

"u done"... oh my god!.lol

[pimpmasterpercy]

two of the greatest comics ever. all this vid needed was billy connelly

[MEGAEFFINTRON]

Billy Connelly?  wtf?!?!

[buffilobill505]

@MEGAEFFINTRON ahahaha billy connelly ahahah

[skinderbud]

Billy Connelly is the man. "i cant wait to go home tonight and rip the wife's knickers off, they'v been cutin the balls off me all day"

[mayowithcheese]

cool.

[vincedimaggio]

I think I just wet myself as well...yup.  Zach knows no bounderies.

[MiNiL1Ch3uR]

hahahahahahha to funny lolll

[soundistheword]

kirby your enthusiasm

[Trinigoth]

LOL ohhhhhhh that's so gross :S

[printhuss]

that is awesome!

[iobject]

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a month

[shmacka]

wow.. that was the grossest thing i've ever seen

[TheDeadTexan]

I already thought it was brilliant, then that second glob came in. Genius.

[jtv225]

OMG LMAO!!!

[mynameismilk]

shit. i think i just pissed myself. i have nothing else to say.

[randit]

haha awesome

[flounderfb66]

hahaa thats great