"Being a Jerk Method"- DontTouchMeThere.com

[987Mars]

I tried the whole gamut...then got a restraining order.

[lordvader952]

hahahahahaha sooo funny... i will try this........ now!

[needles1987]

I wish it were that easy in real life.

[CHOHAN67]

dude this is awesome!!!!

Im gonnna try it noowwwwww!!!

[AgentMorgan2010]

Basically, be arrogant and indifferent. Women love that shit.

[Dozadog]

Great parody of pick up artists. Real pick up is being a guy with sense of his own reality, what you show here is an angry guy he is also reactive in a different way to the nice guy. Pl don't push women in the back.

[billy5939]

Lmfaooooo...so fuckin true nice guys always act too nice n get nuthing till they act like assholes.shit really does work.

[HiddenPaths09]

This is a clear parody of the "jerk" stereotype.

It would be sick but hilarious to see this in real life.

[stormhail999991]

bull shit you push a girl she would smack you but it is funny

[BlueStripe7221]

Lol @ Mystery Parody :D

[666wrathchild]

What if the nice guy ends up being a martial artiist and beats up the jerk?

[thesparitan]

What is really sad is it would probably work.

[needles1987]

Girls hate it when I act like a jerk.

[zerharia]

"I don't care !" :D

[braziliannegro]

What if you're Nice and a Jerk?

[basketballin88]

Oh, and one more thing:

To all you virgins out there who are laughing at this method, I have this to say:

1- if the mystery method (not this, but the ACTUAL mystery method) did NOT WORK, why would I lie to you and swear to God that it has greatly improved my game, to where I can make out with girls on the first night?

2-Considering you are either virgins or inexperienced clowns (or spiteful, angry women, mad that they are getting beat at their own game), what room do u have to complain?

[basketballin88]

I have to be honest yeah this video made me laugh, and the guy really does look kinda like Mystery.

But just because the video is funny, doesnt mean that the mystery method doesn't work.

and disclaimer: The mystery method never says to outright be a mean jerk, and it definitely never says to fart.

It says to playfully ignore the girls, and/or diss them or tease them occasionally ("wow is she always this needy? holy sh*t!")

It doesnt say to ACTUALLY hit them- just playfully push/hit

[thesparitan]

@basketballin88 You're a try hard. Chilax dude, you are way to serious.

[basketballin88]

The reason that the same stuff that worked when you were younger works for you now is this: When you were younger, you actually DIDN'T want girls. The fact that you didn't want them made the girls attracted to you- girls see a guy who ignores them as having higher value and for some reason it makes them want you.

Girls are emotional when they are young, and they stay emotion-driven (not realy logic-driven) even when they are older.

It works, trust me i use the mystery method all the time

[Stirlz138]

oh my god that was so funnnnny

im still laughing my axe off

what????

lauging to tears as i try to type

that was as good as any will farrell bit..maybe better as it was so over the top

east bound down!

[Abgef]

hahaha I know they're joking but some of this would actually work! hahaha...

calling women gay in a playful manner & mildly hitting they're shoulders can generate attraction if done in a calibrated manner...haha

yes the PUA stuff does work...I've been out there & actually field tested it....instead of making quick assumptions & rash judgements...field test it

[Abgef]

ever heard of David D's "Cocky Funny"

[emokill60]

dat guy was playing gears 2 =D

[sublimeade]

gears 2 wasnt out then retard

[emokill60]

sorry that i dont know when gears 2 was out gamer nerd 0_0

[xr3druM]

I feel like this is exactly like what was done on Wainy Days, except theirs was first . . . and better?

[colbyponder17]

haha thats funny...seems like mystery's method was taken a wee bit out of context though on this one

[greenmonsterfilm]

Funniest shit I ever saw.

[cizmthemantiz]

HAHAHA I love how big that popped collar is, too funny!!

[pcpcpcpcpcpcpcp]

fieldtested!!!

[thereemix]

lmao , i love you.

[uanimale]

do these really work?!

[davidlikehockey]

Naw man. I don't think so.

[Merffergesin]

GIMME 7 DOLLARS RETARD!!!

[dmarquis8]

Farting in front of a woman, WHAT A NERD!!!

[SmokinBabies]

wow you should charge $

[greekgod41]

Lol!! this is a crack up, cant work out if youre just being sarcastic or not though, excellent vid

[firstamendment91]

Greekgod,I use that email address EVERY day.I never lied and always treated you as a friend.That was the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me. :(

[firstamendment91]

Friend,if you wished to terminate the correspondence all you had to do was say so i would understand.You had no right to say those cruel things.I wish you would trust me and realize the truth. try cjeresko107

[gamerunknown]

cool story bro

[ThePhoneMessageGuy]

Lol...well done.

[jsssi]

Thats a great way to start a conversation, just throw her drink to the floor. LOL.

great great stuff! 5 stars. best piece of dating advice i´ve ever come across.

[rza139]

LOL! As long as guys make fun of Mystery and the pick up community, they will not realize what has not been working for them. haha. keep making fun of it please. better for me.

[youthfulcherries]

'I'm soaking wet!'

'no shit Sherlock!'

[Cheetos143]

"ew what are you doing go home"

lmfao.

[msitubring2006]

Simply amazing!!!!!

[UnionMetalhead]

ok i found this pretty amusing, its such a pisstake and a subbtle way of doing so in advocating the fact that most of these women like abusive idiots, u might aswell face it - this isnt a million miles from what they go with really is it!

[pvallstar14]

ew.

that sucked....

[chewedblackpen]

lol. Funny video... "pick up artists" deserve to have the piss taken out of them.

[neukfaz]

I wasnt finish, I dont care, ROFL^^

[junkyjuice21]

it really does work, but only because women want a guy that can stick up for himself and be tough so as to ensure the protection of the offspring and herself. Women, when you get right down to it are primitive creatures that simply want offspring that will inherit the tough guy stick-up-for-himself genes and therefore succeed. Everything (literally, everything.) they do boils down to one simple and incredibly profound reason, passing on the genes.

[FreakDonkey]

Yeah that's all I want a guy for. And those examples are showing a guy sticking up for himself, totally not being an idiot.

I don't know about other girls but I like to have a guy around to talk to, to cuddle with, and etc. I don't just want a guy to have babies with.

[ZwertyopZionist]

Your boyfriend would totally never do anything immature or stupid. Oh no no no no no no no.

[ScissorHand26]

Extreme sexism for the win. Get back in the kitchen.

lol

[gijoerice]

Wait, girls have things in their pants for you to do something with?!?

[bumba26]

How many of u guys think this method works?

Abusing women and manipulating them is a subtle art....one has to use discretion...this guy was way too obvious.

Anyways, I am still laughing...hilarious...

[outlaw2747]

Sad part is how true this is. Even more depressing is how these are the folks (the asshole and the idiot female) that reproduce. This video gets my vote. =)

[Roberto87]

Sad but true, LOL

[sebat33]

hahahahaha

[Jespersvin]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!! never laughed so much at a youtube video bfore :D

[ConsciousMaster]

IlOL TM

[ConsciousMaster]

IlOL TM

[Doomtastic]

"Ugh! you smell you faget!" That line never works for me.

[digitalltruth]

ahhhhhhhh holy shit that's hilarious, love the ending

[Kiezkollege]

This is so funny... and true... and sad... but nevertheles funny XD

[Sajzev]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAH­AHaahahah

" I didn't finish "

" I DONT CARE "

hahahhaha

[osowagora]

"go home" hahaha

[StevenJames1010]

these girls are sexy. i want to throw yellow balls at them as well

[GeekOfDeath11]

This is exactly how high school works.

Watch, say "vagina" at any predominately male table at a high school cafeteria, and see how many idiots laugh.

[ScarletCrow]

you really want to be a jerk?

let her finish, SEVERAL times, then never do yourself (or go into the bathroom and do it yourself, or something). Then she'll wanna know why, and get all pissy... seriously, don't ever do what I just said, but it would be more of a jerk move.

[watto86]

"I don't care... Would you go home?"

Classic

[DonnaFan50]

The biggest laugh I got was the no shit sherlock comment. That lasted a good couple of seconds.

[gizism]

rofl @ the ending

[Blackinson]

In what world does this qualify as funny?

[ballantrae101]

because a lot of nice guys are pissed off at how many stupid women see to go crazy over jerks.

[mscoelho82]

man thats funny as hell

[mcandrew6]

You've got Numbers!!!!

[ThankYouESM]

Yep... I can bet there must be a whole lot more men trying that out right now.

[peepeevagi]

The sad thing is, it's true.

[anulxc]

yeah is true, no shit sherlock...

give me a better comment you retard...

dick

[FreakDonkey]

Not for smart girls.

[anulxc]

1:44: "no shit sherlock" LMAO

[xleax]

lol

[MrStormy94]

lol

[RandomNigel]

1:53. Epic.

[xxER1Cxx]

i like how you three like finished the commentary lol

[dbr39]

lol

[LordTony]

lol

[CaseyBabeh]

xD When he throws the ball at the girls head XD

[ImNotOk123]

i don't care ;)

[boggsterman]

would you go home!

[AMpufnstuf]

Pretty much everything was terrific except the dude

[Jape1990]

I think 0:42 is the best, though i've seen videos like this...ol skoo.

[loco144]

ROFL. loved the "i didn't finish" part. just priceless

[Gearsofwarplayer17]

lmao give me seven bucks retard that was fuckin hilarious i didnt finish hahahahahaha i loved this vid

[carnut666]

yeh I just tried those techniques on some girl's... End's up they dont work and result in multiple restraining orders, thanks alot lol

[benjam0n]

lol

[Tommccaffrey]

This rules! That one dude making the fart noises is hot and hilarious and a genius!!!

[xaninha123]

lulz

[draedlus]

Loved the vast amount of gun pictures, always the sign of a healthy relationship. Great stuff, this was funny.

[jjliquorish]

hahaha

[Stross15]

up ur butt and around the corner classic...

[cifeso]

hahahaahahhaa i didnt finish..

ii ddonnnttt careee !

[FliegendesGeheimnis]

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[itowedin]

LOLOL!!! A guy I play in a band with totally bought into that Mystery guy...He bought the books, and went to the seminars and everything.

[rtatnallk]

go back to the pretend burning man your loser ass belongs to....so pethetic

[DeimosEclipse]

Comedy "Troupe"

[nonamesam]

I didn't finish

I don't care!

[wildhockeyTroJan]

wainy days did this a week ago.

[StickManJr]

Girls love it when you hit them with a dodgeball in a bar. Believe me!

[xscenehardcorex]

wow this doesnt get girls but it's funny :]]

[SnyderMolonyProd]

give me 7 bucks retard.

[superkevs18]

hahahha wow my friend ben is already like that i cant believe he punched that girl as hard as that.. and the other girl to the floor hahah

[wamatt]

its satire people not a rip off. dissing the douche that is Mystery. too OTT though and poorly delivered

[Jimchi]

that was a massive rip off of episode 16 of "wainy days"

watch it and find out how to do it correctly

[iamjerryonly]

not just a rip off

but a total copy of it!

[dfheato]

Not true. Wainy Days was actually funny.

[memadman]

I am going to try it right now.

[daryl3161]

that was good lololol'

[SeveraRules]

HAHAHAHA!!!! That was sooooo funny! Great job!

[premed411]

A good premise, executed amateurishly.

Whether you call it "The Pickup Artist" or "The Being a Jerk Method" this is still pretty unremarkable stuff. Especially in comparison to the News on Cracked or Week in Douchebaggery.