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  • how fat kid made a touchdown haha

  • .... really, flag football?

  • since when snorlaxes played football

  • This is set up the fat kid is the easy target, you see im not saying him because his parents named him fat kid

  • fucking hate fat kids

  • "After i score this touchdown i'm gonna have some ravioli's and a nap!!"

  • check out my mixtape if you get the chance! happy thanksgiving!

  • He was a oregon duck

  • he was chasing the ice cream truck

  • ...and the juke issssssss....where?

  • oh sheet, some1 is trying to steal my McDs.

  • idk but i saw that black guy take the fuck out of the one dude lol

  • i dnt see anybody who is fast and big enough to play d1 linebacker. at least for a non-shit d1 team anyway

  • that looked like a fake pitch to me......not a juke!

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  • in rugby we call that a dummie.

  • fake.

    not a juke, fake. 

  • @papavalium sorry i meant it's easier to juke in flag because of the nature of the game. when we played there was no such thing as a fumble, so you always had the threat of lateraling backwards, which is what this fat kid did. the linebacker in tackle would've just laid him out instead of falling for the lateral, imo. and yeah, it is harder to pull flags, especially when they play throw-off style (instead of 20 yard line back and forth).

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  • this is flag, so yeah, no shit. flag requires so much less. if it was tackle that fat kid would get hit. HARD. he might even explode.

  • @cardboardbass You meant flag requires more...it's easy to hit people. I've played both, it's much harder to pull a fat dudes flag then to just level him.

  • all i saw was a fat ass block!

  • d1 3rd string*

  • they were right that was a fat college kid!

  • Awsome

  • Everyone was cheering bc the black dude block the shit out of one guy...0:04

  • I heard that McDonalds gave this guy his scholarship.

  • fuck this video Wild Cheerleader here i come

  • @ ssweens113 lmfao!!! funny kuy!!

  • I just wanted this video to be over with so I could watch wild cheerleaders on the right.

  • WAIT men playing flag football nono u guys are little boys

  • Props to Biggie, but watch this kid juke out the entire defense at "youtube.com/watch?v=raHW0kzoU­PA" .....Respect!

  • no way that guy was a linebacker

  • the white jerome bettis!! props

  • qwhats a juke?

  • more like a twitch to me

  • wackk as fuck

    

  • You know your life sucks when a 300lb fat virgin wearing stripper boots fakes you.

  • i bet he saw a target in the endzone and thought it was a donut

  • um um must eat food

  • The linebacker obviously wasn't sponsored by Nike because this video would have been confiscated.

  • im laughing at how u put fat 'kid' juke for the title and then 3001b man juking the hell out of a D1 linebacker lol

  • It must be tough to juke a Division I kicker!!!

  • that wasnt really a juke. im a big guy n could juke. im the only big guy that i seen (live n not nfl) that could move and catch anything. im 5`4 275lbs

  • @Niner4Life89 COOL STORY BRO!!

  • @Niner4Life89 um how much does your ego weigh???

  • people still hating on overweight people, its 2011 jesus grow the fuck up. rather than giving a positive comment, you guys like to say somethng negative to bring other people down with you, well if your life sucks, its your own fault. no need to take it out on other people. and i bet someone will already be pissed then read this comment and say something negative towards me. but i dont give a damn cuz i got a good life :)

  • i wonder what college he plays for.. o_____O

  • not a good juke at all, and if that's a d1 linebacker i played 9 years in the nfl..... and i didnt even start on my high school football team. i dont think so lol

  • @eroc2689 lol, you played in the NFL? what's your name? i wanna search up some stats.

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  • @MommasHouseYo lol no just sarcasm... i was making a comparison.. sayin that if that kid is a d1 linebacker, then i had played in the nfl, which is obviously not true

  • @801trojan sure just keep thinking that

  • D1-AAA? Nice run by the Heavy guy but the so called D1 player needs to explode out of his hit position. -from REAL D1 Player

  • why is it that fat people get no love, I'm 5'3 185 pounds and nobody tackles me

  • the qb told him it was a mc donalds

    at the endzone

  • lmao at the weak juke. Funny was the guy who was so amazed.

  • know wonder he juked so easily he was so scared of him

  • Pause @ 0:04 and watch the blindside block

  • small ass linebacker

  • lolwut

  • the white guy is the D1 linebacker???

  • lmao lineman rule! D1? doesnt even look like a NAIA LB.

  • how do you ball fake in american football??

  • flag? lol

  • lol @ 0:07.. its that shouldnt of happened hand over the mouth

  • if the black guy was even trying he woulda killed him

  • @modernwarfare2mas7er ....what a dumb comment

  • @modernwarfare2mas7er

    If you watch it slowly, the black guy threw a vicious block to spring him for the td.

  • college D1 player... right.. looks like some weak fag with a bandana. Also you guys are queers flag football? whaddu have vaginas?

  • who the fuck plays flag at your age?

  • @sawguy50 a lot of people lmao

  • id quit iF i were on deFense :'l

  • I didn't see the juke

  • @ztarwarz I think they meant. "Black guy blocks for a fat white runner."

  • the reason its so hard to juke is because hes so heavy. changing the direction of the mometum ( Δp) is difficult. it requires more force to change his direction. which is why someone lighter has no problem doing so

  • He saw a cheeseburger

  • @DamnStr8PrankCallz that is why he ran so fast XD

  • @tyree955 thank you for explaining the joke

  • he didnt even juke..

  • he got blocked he didnt juke him. the black guy that layed him out is d1 not the white guy

  • Defense wins championships, and it looks like that guys team is not gonna win a championship anytime soon... hahaha

  • Where is the D1 player at?

  • oh he moved wow best juke ever ass munch

  • I BET THAT COLLEGE D1 KID SUCKS AND IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DEPTH CHART LOL

  • respect the chubby

  • @1771qwerty dont be a baby

  • didnt know there was D1 flag football

  • D1 player my ass

  • does the black guy know its flag football

  • @tlewis954 its people like you that deserves to be punched in the mouth.

  • @jumpman366 explain?

  • @tlewis954 you're an ignorant prick.

  • @jumpman366 Im saying why did the black guy tackle the other guy

  • @tlewis954 lmao... is that a riddle? XD

  • @jumpman366 yes, yes it is not

  • @tlewis954 lol that shit sounds hilarious to me since i thought about it, anyway this is stupid.

  • Fatty got some!

    

  • Hey orange shoes head to the bench

  • O-line... the most atheltic guys on the team. even i know this. im only a kid. take more pounding where nobody sees it. if it werent for the o-line he qb on everyteam would be screwed. especcially the left tackles adn centers

  • and that was the day... they yanked his scholarship away from him and wiped their ass with it.

  • @DeathstormX True dat haha, bet that guy never saw the field again

  • @StrangerWithCandy221 buddy obviously u havent played football the o line saves the offences ASS bro

  • 0:01 SCREEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • more like d3

  • Cool juke...flag footballs for chicks tho

  • i see a lot of videos about killer jukes, and for the most part they're pretty damn cool... untill you see a benji marshall highlights reel... the kid is superhuman.

  • Was this the LGBT football league?

  • where does he goe? UL Lafayette

  • Flag football is for fags, might as well play soccer ladies. backyard tackle football is the best.

  • @BearsDkills Might as well play soccer? the most watched sport in the world? dumbass

  • division 1 where!????????

  • wow, it wasn't a juke. i woulda layed his fat A' out!

  • White people :-/

  • he didnt rock him soome body pushed him.

  • Did he just juke Nick Swardson?

  • still doesn't change the fact that he's a fatass

  • that black guy threw a sick block

  • the guy with the red bandana's expression is priceless

  • flag football is for pussys......

  • Some ppl are retard it is called a juke it is but their are many different types he didn't move fast out of the way he faked a pitch or throw that's gd for a husky guy but of that loser was a d1 he must be like 10th string

  • theres no way that guy is a D I linebacker...

  • Nice fake toss, froze him up. Big dude had wheels too.

  • That guy is just a fail. Im a high school Offensive and Defensive linemen, and I could have gotten him. Smh

  • Doesn't matter how fat you are when the guy covering you is a fucking retard...

  • lineman are the funniest guys around they arent stuck up and cocky like the skill position guys are

  • 458 cant juke a D1 player

  • why do ppl hate and argue on videos ??? nice juke man

  • that waz a juke??

  • yall are dumb.. WATCH it again! the guy that was "juked" that made everybody yell didnt get juked... he was setting a block on the white guy.. thats why he was celebrating after the play! ill bet that the majority of yall have never played organized football in your entire life.

  • If that kid was a D1 linebacker, than I must be an NFL DE. Just saying.

  • Man ANYONE can do that!!!!!!!

  • I myself used to play o-line. Left tackle to be exact. In the nfl draft the "experts" says themself the number two most important thing for a nfl team to have (number 1 of course 1qb) is a left tackle to cover the quarterbacks blinde spot. So for all my offense linemen out there good shit doing all the dirty work. We open up holes for those bch ass running backs and we portect our quaterbacks.

  • @p0lyp0w3r Its true but i think you've just watched the blind sidde or somthin. lol

    

  • @RuneKilgore nahh bro havent seen that movie tbh. Im speaking of experience cuz when i fucked up and my quaterback gets rapped cuz i didnt block or "do my job right" we huddle up and he be like "wtf sam hit his ass dont let him get through fuck " lololol but dont troll lolol

  • I play lineman and most of the time my fellow lineman and i dont get praised at all. We block like hell and then every once and a while we mess up. The mess ups are what we are remembered for. Theres only one kid who touches the ball who congragulates us. The fullback who used to be on the line. I prove myself by doing what i need to do, then wen thats do i go and deck the crap out of som1. Thats how i'm remembered

  • Yeah, D1 waterboy

  • I play fs and believe me, they might be a lil big but they pack quite a lot of muscle. If any key positions on offense (qb,rb/fb, wr/te) think just themself made a play (unless like that one dallas cowboys game agaisnt the falchons when their whole line fell down and tony got the td to crayton) you are ignorant. If you didn't have that O-line protecting you, the D would be having a sack festival :D

  • D1 backers aren't white!

  • @Cornshowcircus Casey Matthews, Clay Matthews, AJ Hawk, Pat Angerer, Brian Cushing all disagree. These are just the ones off the top of my head that made it to the NFL. I'm sure there are countless more in college.

  • where was the juke?

  • When did the juke happen

  • i hope the coach of this supposed D1 football player saw this video, revoked his scholarship and gave it to the fat guy

  • Its funny how they argue about football. On a video of a flag football game haha bitches.

  • Hey! that guy can't be a D1 football player! He's white!!!

  • @TheGlitchmann might be d1. but def not the SEC no offense but that kid was tiny. to be a lineman at any major school

  • you can judge how good a team is by their offensive and defensive lines

  • FOR REAL, lineman get no credit O,o???? your all crazy. The first thing a running back says after a good game is......... I couldn't have done it without my line. 99.9% of the time. To go one past that, just look at the all time NFL rushing leader Emmit Smith. Everyone said Barry Sanders would have been the best running back ever if he had Emmit's line. I think what you ment was lineman get no puntang. That cause your fat ugly slobs.

  • To be fair though it's easier to juke in flag football because defenders slow down to avoid running right past you and missing the tiny flags. They can't run through you keeping their feet moving like in full contact.

  • You don't tell Steve Smith and other know-it alls anything! Just let them talk so they can enjoy the sounds of their own voices because they will dismiss our voices as idiots! "How could someone actually play a kids game for fun!" The key is all they see is money not the love of the game! Keep playing have fun!

  • Is this a comment section where people brag about their accomplishments in high school football?

  • Ummm... It's just flag football. Hope these guys enjoy the highest point in their lives...

  • FUCKING SALSA DANCE SON! good shit

  • I'd be choked if I got cracked in flag football

  • some of my best friends were line man, and fucking good ones too!

  • I am a deffensive Nose Gaurd. I am 18 years old. I bentch 325 squat 525 incline 320 legpress 720. Last year on Varsity I was all district first class. I am a 3 year returning Nose Gaurd with Texas Tech in mind!

  • Hell yea I'm a lineman in highschool and I can run the ball but coach won't let me lol I'm 260 15 years old bench 230 squat 360 legpress 615 power clean 195 run a 400 in 84 seconds lol

  • @litchkingwolf3 my ass!

  • wouldnt really call that a juke...more like a half jellyroll shift. his fat body was already in motion. something impressive would have been for him to change directions. cmon now....do you really think all those twinkies were gonna let me go right? please. Do yourself a favor and stay on the line. You're friends camera angle made you look good for a whole 2 seconds. Oh...so wheres your awesome highlight tape to go along with it? oh yeah...you dont have one...bc thats the only play u ever made.

  • @dmizzy22 k chill out

  • @dmizzy22 half jellyroll shift LOL

  • I don't get why people rip on flag football so much. of course most of us wanna play tackle football with pads but lets be honest, we don't make money doing it so how could we explain to our boss when we miss work because of injuries? not to mention the fact that it's next to impossible to get a bunch of guys together with full gear to play anyways. Let's face it, only about 0.1% of high schoolers and 5% of college players ever have a shot at the pros, so flag football it is fuckers!!!

  • @ilikelazers sounds like the words of a true fan....And thats all you ever were: a fan. Sitting in the stands watching us do things on the field that you wish you could.

  • @dmizzy22 and just who in the fuck are you? if you actually were any good at all you wouldn't feel the need to explain to some stranger on youtube how good you are. your words are that of a wanna-be with a chip on his shoulder.

  • I thought someone just got blocked?

  • didnt look like a kid to me

  • Sorry but football players who love to play football play anytime and anywhere! This is a fact as I am a former player who would play anytime because I loved football even sandlot tackle. Yes you do risk injury but its flag football that pancake ball!

  • @TheDocBoyd tell that to steve smith

  • i saw the fat kid but I must have missed the D1 player and the juke, at least the cameraman wasn't screaming senseless garbage while his face is 2 inches from the microphone

  • Maybe fat, but light on his feet like Curly Howard.

  • D1 high school clowns

  • Where was the juke?

  • No way that clown is a D1 player

  • Fag Football FTW

  • flag football is for girls anyway

  • OOOOOOH OHOHOHO .

  • He's not Dan Connolly though.

  • he doesnt look like a d1 linebacker he looks like one of those try hard tools lol

  • Ok nobody should be hating on either the lineman or the runningbacks/ recievers. They all have to work together in order to be a team